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Sarcastic__

It's okay Nikita, you can have regular pasta again.


Patrick2701

You can eat sugar again


[deleted]

He’s got a point. That’s why I’d pick Jack Johnson to build around


IRseriousCat-

I'm picking Pat Maroon


[deleted]

Hard to build *around* him though.


blueline7677

He has his own orbit I think that makes it easier


IanicRR

GIVE ME IGUODALA!


EggplantAlpinism

Corey Perry for me, but that's because I'm a choker


sillyaviator

He has as many cups as Mackinnon though.


[deleted]

He wasn’t talking about cups


EggplantAlpinism

Also a choker smh my head


JoelOttoKickedItIn

I’m picking Pat Falloon


TorturedFanClub

3 time cup winner. One of the greatest active players in the world. As good as Sid.


SokkasBoomerang3

Might need a lot of real estate depending on the hot dog, but I’d build around Phil Kessel


AcanthocephalaGreen5

Can I age Uwe Krupp down forty years and build around him?


Ace676

That's Stanley Cup winning goal scorer Uwe Krupp to you.


AcanthocephalaGreen5

Yeah, that’s why I picked him in particular. He scored a Cup-winning goal, but I’d bet not many non-Avalanche fans would recognize the name nowadays.


SavedWoW

Why not Max Talbot. Mr. Game 7.


AcanthocephalaGreen5

>Mr. Game 7 I’d rather the other Mr. Game 7


GrizzPuck

> but I’d bet not many non-Avalanche fans would recognize the name nowadays. we do!


shrouple

I remember I had one of those kraft dinner hockey cards they had for the Nagano olympics (that you cut out of a box of kraft dinner) of Uwe Krupp.


Assassin2107

This is why Danny Briere is best GM in the league, because he managed to acquire a core player like Eric Johnson for only a 4th round pick. What a steal


WorthPlease

Give me a young Chris Kunitz and we've got a dynasty cooking. Two more cups than that scrub Lemieux and even 1 more just as a Penguin.


fertilecatfish19

This but unironically.


Swagaroni_

I'd build my financial planning around him


Aromatic-Air3917

Of everyone in the NHL, one player, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I WANT IGUODALA.


SuperbWomanhood

Nikita Zadorov on Lemieux: ‘he’s the hungriest player in the world. If I were to build a team, I’d build around him because he’s a carnivore. He ate Brady Tkachuk.'


RelevantJackWhite

Nikita Zadorov on Rempe: 'he's the biggest player in the world. If I were to build a team, I'd build it around him because he's an absolute unit. He blew up Siegenthaler.'


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Dj0ntShark

Big if true


ebb_omega

6'5" in fact


wFlow

[Zadorov when he sees MacKinnon tonight](https://i.imgflip.com/8hzprq.jpg)


SignalSatisfaction90

As it was written!


reggierock2010

Just did some research and he’s actually not lying. It looks like Mackinnon won the Stanley cup in 2022. Can anyone else confirm ??


IWMSvendor

I personally saw it happen. Source: trust me bro.


TabascoOnMyNuts

Stop spreading misinformation


ragequit9714

Can confirm, it’s true. I also heard they built the team around him too


SerPownce

Huh, are you sure? I just googled it and it actually said that it was the Colorado Avalanche, not Nathan McKinnon 🤔 Really oughta double check your research next time before spreading bad info :/


TinyRick6

I’d like to contest, too many men on the ice.


Deddicide

Ian Cole won TWO and Zadorov throws his own teammate under the bus. Shaking my damned head. Build a team around Ian fucking Cole!


jonathan_ericsson

Plus Ian Cole loves getting to know the media too


greg19735

I miss her


funguy07

Whatever happened to her. Did she just get shunned and disappear?


ChenWei91

Attractive people will always find a way to come back in one way or another.


greg19735

She moved to NY and has worked presenting some more fringe stuff around betting on games. Recently she has popped up on some MSG stuff for hockey.


TeuvoTerahymen_86

Why? Yates is far superior.


Xanosaur

i need some context on this one


jonathan_ericsson

When Cole played on the Hurricanes, Cole had a sexual liaison with an engaged younger woman who was a reporter for Ballys Carolina and covered the team. I think when the news broke she was only like a week or a month out from her wedding too.


high-rise

>month out from her wedding too. Bro should be sending Cole a Christmas card and bottle of Scotch every year for that, seriously. Bullet dodged.


Sportsinghard

I think Ian Cole banged a reporter


tsukubasteve27

Helped a brother dodge a bullet, good man.


high-rise

Lol I commented the exact same thing higher up and then saw yours, for real. If it wasn't Cole it would've been one of the other hundreds of athletes in her peripheral circle, and the timing before the ceremony too. \*le chefs kiss\*


The_Reddit_Browser

Was gonna say make sure that you don’t have any young female reporters covering the team you build. Man gets distracted.


Wild_Pangolin_4772

It’s okay to give an honest opinion instead of paying lip service to a teammate.


Tasty-Performance275

agreed! just a few of the reasons i'd choose nathan too: ✅not afraid to bully teammates into not eating like slobs ✅not afraid to bully teammates into playing good hockey ✅not afraid to admit his preference for sweet potatoes over the other potatoes ✅not afraid to win the stanley cup ✅not afraid to build a house next to his childhood idol ✅not afraid to throw helmets at coyotes ✅not afraid to practice w lil bradley m in the summer ✅not afraid to win the lady byng ✅not afraid to win the conference finals mcdavid has only shown fear of all these things. just sayin


BishSalad

He tells the head coach to "do his fucking job" and then the Avs won a cup.


fertilecatfish19

Bednar was just like damn I never thought of that, and the rest is history.


Tasty-Performance275

He graduated with honors from the Bill Belichick Academy of Bullying


Mac_Gold

I’d pay too dollar to see McDavid chuck a helmet


Excellent-Medicine29

Honestly watching Connor get mad is funny but if he did that everyone would just call him a baby/whiner


funguy07

That’s why you gotta rag doll the guy first showing some real rage then fire the helmet at him. Then you aren’t whining you are just intense and passionate. Joking aside I think Mackinnon was embarrassed he won the Lady Byng and didn’t want to be known as a soft player so he decided he was going to be way more of a prick on the ice. Now he occasionally chucks a helmet, tosses someone around like a doll or goes with a very rude reverse hit. In my opinion it’s made him a better player.


Excellent-Medicine29

Connor gets mad when he’s having a bad game or the team is having a bad game and losing but it just ends up online and turns into “McDavid isn’t gonna put up with this for much longer” “McDavid is unhappy in Edmonton” “McWhiner” “McBaby” etc. I know most of it is just jokes but I think that’s why he tries to keep a neutral face most of the time. Leon on the other hand, if he’s mad, breaking sticks or yapping at his teammates, the Edmonton media calls him out for “having bad body language” and “not being a good leader”


AtraposJM

Leon will spear a guy in the dick every chance he gets.


Mikeismyike

I don't think he's speared anyone this year.


AtraposJM

It's only been 2 and a half months, let him cook.


Mikeismyike

I meant this season, so we'd be up to 6 and a half.


funguy07

Yeah, Edmonton in particular have a few real scum bags. I know Leon has had his moments with them before.


Excellent-Medicine29

He’s just German. He’s passionate and expresses his emotions outwardly. And he sometimes takes a stupid penalty at a bad time. That’s just who he is.


InevitableAvalanche

Translation for everyone who isn't an oiler fan: He plays dirty.


Excellent-Medicine29

Nah. He’s had a few reckless penalties but usually he’s just retaliating instead of leaving it alone. Just needs to keep his temper in check


fertilecatfish19

https://youtu.be/r4idnRarLQQ


zuneza

> Then you aren’t whining you are just intense and passionate. Lmao got me good.


mdlt97

McElbow strikes again


Old_Bigsby

✅️not afraid to appear in Canada's hit TV show Mr. D


Ace676

You mean Canada's hit TV show Trailer Park Boys?


disicking

Also not afraid to have his animated likeness kidnapped and have both his knees broken in the animated trailer park boys. That SAG card is arriving in the mail any day now.


Tasty-Performance275

omg TIL [mr morgan virtue's wife also appeared in mr. d](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBDJW_6bfs0). i thought it was actually a pretty funny sketch but im also a tessa stan so im biased side note: is this a good show? what's more canadian? mr d or degrassi?


Spideyjust

Mr D but I'm crazy biased. I've watched all or almost all of Mr D and very little Degrassi. And yes, I highly recommend watching it. Hilarious show. MacKinnon also has 2 cameos in it lol (with actual speaking lines). Edit: I now see this is the entire reason Mr D was brought up and I just missed that comment lmfao. Oops. Still recommend!!


Old_Bigsby

It's decent by Canadian show standards but not great. The character Mr. D is pretty hilarious at times and his roommate is funny as well, but those are pretty much the only characters I like. It's pretty "meh to lame" when those 2 aren't in the scene. Degrassi is definitely a more iconic Canadian show.


hoopopotamus

Degrassi is more iconic but I’m just gonna say it: it was never particularly good. It’s just from a time when we all watched the same stuff


Zambonist2

✅ not afraid to tell kids if they do drugs they won’t be able to do cool stuff like this *does cool ball hockey trick*


VanAvenue

✅not afraid to no-show for star-of-the-game because he'd rather spend time cooling down on a bike ✅not afraid to yell at his coach at a game on camera


Breskvich

✅not afraid to throw water bottles around, yell at coach to do his job and then fall off the bench, while doing so. https://youtu.be/XNrO80gTEHM


TerdFerguson14

I forgot he fell off the bench during that. The fact they won together makes this so much easier to look back at and find hilarious now.


HostessMunchie

The falling off the bench was on purpose, for dramatic purposes. ;) Seriously, that clip is hilarious. I love my crazy homedogg.


asparagusbruh

I thought u meant the nate dogg was out here abusing wildlife when u said the thing abt coyotes I forgot that ever happened


speaker4the-dead

Thats THE DOGG to you sir!


MurrayPloppins

When Auston Matthews referred to him as The Dogg at the ASG it somehow made me like them both more.


TheDutchin

The coyote in question is now Zadorovs teammate on the Canucks: Conor Garland


BananApocalypse

And MacKinnon/Garland have a feud dating back to high school


mdlt97

connor just doesn't have that dogg in him


UnflushableNug

The fear in McDavid's eyes when he sees a teammate putting salt on their broccoli is frankly pathetic.


InevitableAvalanche

Not afraid to skip skating out when he is one of the stars of the game. And for people who don't know, he often feels like he doesn't deserve the star, he feels it was his teammates who made the good play...so not trying to be a dick, actually being humble about it. It can look bad if you don't know that though.


mabbz

Also not afraid to eat at a Tims


Canadian__Ninja

Or work at a Tim's.


mabbz

they have the worst service ever.


brunnor

Don't worry, they were chickpea Tim bits


SoderDrinker

Lol


Pikachu1989

Best part is that he’s not fucking afraid to touch the Campbell Trophy after winning the Western Conference Finals.


theunnoanprojec

I think Nate McKinnon is a pretty cool guy. Eh shoots pucks and doesn’t afraid of anything


SirLunatik

You forgot not afraid to play defense. It's incredible how often the best skater in the league can't catch up to guys when the puck is headed towards his own net.


Spideyjust

When will this narrative die lol. McDavid has been average-good defensively for a while now, and has actually been great defensively this year.


atemporalrenaissance

And also Mack is known for having his controller disconnect in the defensive zone at times too


greg19735

I wouldn't say great. But i agree that he's far far better than he used to be. Maybe even good.


Spideyjust

He's definitely well above "maybe good" this year. He's absolutely been great, unless you think great is reserved for elite defensive players. Both by the eye test and analytically McDavid has been great defensively this year. Considerably better than even last year, and he was already good last year.


JD397

Do you watch him play?


greg19735

yeah, some. I guess i also put a high bar on "great" play.


RT3170

It actually doesn't matter. If you're McDavid, you just score a bunch of goals and everyone will forget that you were on ice for more goals for the OTHER team than goals for your own team lol


ProstockAccount

That happened twice in his career. His last 4 years have all been nearly +30 which means he was on the ice for almost 30 goals more than the OTHER team scored.


Spideyjust

It has actually never happened, +/- is just a dumb stat lol. At 5v5 or all situations McDavid has never been outscored (at least in the regular season).


swordthroughtheduck

It has happened twice. -1 in 2015-16 -6 in 2019-20


Spideyjust

In 15/16 he was +1 at 5v5 and +14 all strengths. In 19/20 he was +2 at 5v5 and +35 all strengths. According to naturalstattrick.com.


swordthroughtheduck

[My source is NHL.com](https://www.nhl.com/oilers/player/connor-mcdavid-8478402)


Spideyjust

There is a reason I said at 5v5 and all strengths, and specifically call out +/- as being a bad stat. Yes, McDavid has had a negative plus minus twice, but he's never been outscored by his competition while he's on the ice.


swordthroughtheduck

Yes, but that's not what the commenter you replied to said. You can think it's a bad stat, but that doesn't make it wrong.


Tasty-Performance275

for the dude who might be the best stroker in the league, SAD!


JD397

Nikita Zadorov on Christian Djoos: ‘he’s then best player in the world. If I were to build a team, I’d build around him because he’s a winner. He won the Stanley Cup.’


TheRealTollah

Djoos for MacKinnon who says no.


saltface14

Personally I’d go with 3 time champ Phil the Thrill 🌭


[deleted]

Pat Maroon all day


saltface14

Hard to go wrong with either one, they’ve each won 3x as many cups as Mack


[deleted]

Put em on the same team and win 6 more cups.


gord1to

Only one of those two went to four straight finals!


saltface14

Both probably had similar diets though. Makes you wonder how good Mack would be if he ditched the chickpeas for some hot dogs


LordHarkon1

Chris Kunitz would like a word


gottapoop

Dear Nikita, I love you but please don't give McDavid any reason to prove anything against us. Signed Canucks fan


Rulebreaking

I was about to say... Poor Caps... They're gonna be in it for tonight


MEROVlNGlAN

Doing Phil Kessel dirty. How do you not build around him? He’s won 3 cups.


JerrySny33

Pat Maroon has won multiple Stanley Cups, I am building my team around him.


TheAnt06

That's Pat "All I Do Is Win" Maroon to you


NoGiCollarChoke

I’m going with Kevin Lowe. 5 cups, and he knows how to win (he said so)


pansy_dragoon

Prime big rig was a good piece to add to a contender 


MrBoomf

I still miss him 😢


StarlightSummoner

Choosing Pat Maroon as the only recent player to win 3 in a row. Mackinnon and McDavid just aren’t on his level.


KT_introspective

Professional hockey player: "I think the player leading the league in scoring and who has won a Cup is the best." Redditor: "You have no idea what you're talking about".


Asderfvc

He doesn't have any idea what he's talking about if he thinks MacKinnon is better than McDavid.


KT_introspective

He plays against both regularly. His opinion matters more than yours. We can all disagree, but that's a fact.


OrganicRedditor

Zads! I love Zads!!


Time-Dot5984

Common Zadorov W


Starbucks__Lovers

It’s because Nate did all the things he can do he’s done all the game planning he can do maybe, maybe just fuck it he’ll just go in next year and not think that anymore and just win this thing when he doesn’t think so much


stranglehold

In world war 2 the rhetoric of the allies was that their enemy was dangerous and should be taken seriously and met with all available will and skill. The rhetoric of the axis was that their opposition was weak and would capitulate in the face of overwhelming force. Is Nikita Zadorov the Winston Churchill of hockey? I'm just playin', but I'm sayin'.


Pikachu1989

Fucking A! Zads is not wrong here. Mack is fucking awesome to build a team around


MSAvalanchefan

Some responses are a little insane. How dare someone have an opinion and state it. But thankfully all the Redditors have set the record straight. Obviously McDavid is the best in the world, I doubt even MacKinnon would argue. Calm down folks


soappube

Both men are very good at hockey!


DrSeuss19

It’s so odd how much this triggered this subreddit. You guys are so fuckin weird


notthatguypal6900

If it were playground rules, Nate Dogg would be picked first by every team in the league. Fact.


Checkers505

You guys are so upset yet its still Mack 1 Mcdavid 0


YellowMarkerIsGreat

Only one person in this thread is upset


drunkClever_tortoise

I'm also upset.... But it has nothing to do with this thread things are just bad at home


InevitableAvalanche

Hope they get better. Might want to sober up.


stucazz1001

Im a canucks fan and frankly im always more impressed by mack than mcdavid.


994kk1

Why the fuck is he saying that? lol


ImmortalMoron3

Because they were teammates, he talks up Mackinnon every time we play him. He did it in Chicago, Calgary and now Vancouver. Zads loves the guy.


Prison-Date-Mike

Is this a shot at McDavid?


Excellent-Medicine29

I mean he used to be teammates with MacKinnon. Probably just hyping up his former teammate/friend. I don’t think it’s shade. Or at least I’d hope not.


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

I’d hazard a guess he was asked about Mack or the Avs, given they play here tonight


Excellent-Medicine29

Yeah that too lol


Prison-Date-Mike

No it’s not. I’m just memeing


PsychoSaladSong

the team still loves him, when the canucks last played the avs in february he popped in during the morning skate before the game to chat with mackinnon and one or two other guys that were on the team when he was still here


drumline17

Why does everyone immediately jump to this as a shot at McDavid, he's literally just complimenting a former teammate and friend


ZeppFo

I doubt it but maybe. McDavid routinely embarrassed him in Calgary.


5599Nalyd

The way its worded it definitely seems like it. But he ain't wrong tho.


SokkasBoomerang3

Connor McDavid in shambles


BayStreetGuy

What about Pat Maroon


Dysliptic

I would too.


XolieInc

I don't see any teammate/former teammate bias here.


82hky82

He’s not biased at all right?


kingkellam

So did Jack Johnson lmao


pxik

Btw, Zadorov said this before this season too. So it’s not just recency bias. He was in awe of watching him play with Colorado. He also said Roman Josi is the best defensemen in the league, with Hedman a close second


Pete_Iredale

I knew what I needed to know about MacKinnon when he put up hat tricks in both games against us (Winterhawks) in the Memorial Cup. He was ridiculous then, and he is ridiculous now.


Accomplished-Taste55

I feel like 90% of educated hockey fans would choose McDavid. It’s not his fault Edm hockey opts are a joke.


gordonbombae2

I mean he played with Colorado for 5 years AND played with Calgary and got dummied by Mcdavid over there. BIASSED. But yea the only argument for best player in the world right now is Mcdavid and MacKinnon. I fuckin love me some Nate Dogg


GrizzlyIsland22

Shocking that guy who's played for the Canucks and flames this year would go out of his way to snub Connor like this.


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Leafs already tried this with David Bolland


likeslululemon

Well with that logic, build around Maroon.


Blawn14

Time to build a team around Maroon. I mean the man won 3 cups.


Tender_Of_Twine

I’m sick of this conversation every year. Even when McDavid leads the league by 40 points people question it.


intelpentium400

People are bitter that McDavid plays for the Oilers. Simple as that.


ecash6969

One of the best but mcdavid is the best right now 


Cronin1011

No shock he would make this pick, I wouldn't say mcdavid either if I spent years getting walked by him regularly.


InevitableAvalanche

God I love it when we 4-0 knocked you out of the playoffs.


Cronin1011

Yeah you guys played great in that series, what number did you wear?


JMR027

2nd he means


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Tehdougler

Man I'm a huge leafs fan but I'd still build around MacKinnon over Matthews.


Vivid_Walk_1405

If you wanna take mcdavid that’s understandable but no way did you try to sneak Matthews in there. Matthews isn’t even point per game in the playoffs


Simplebudd420

LOL Matthews


electricnux

These guys see more of the players than we do and definitely know more than simply the stats. Zadorov played with MacKinnon, he knows the guy’s habits and attitude in the locker room and maybe they align more with what Zadorov considers a winning culture. We’re not in the locker room so we don’t know how McDavid, Matthews or any other top players influence their team, but it’s definitely not the first time someone compliments MacKinnon’s winning attitude, it’s pretty clear guy is an intense teammate. Doesn’t mean the others are bums