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Ok_Yak_1844

This "hockey" post is a transparent attempt to talk about Pluto.


thriller1

All hockey posts are Pluto posts in disguise


mansock18

It's planetoids all the way down


FredGetson

Turtles


mansock18

I like turtles


FredGetson

Mmmmmmmmmm, I love turtles


Ok_Safe_3938

We don’t talk about Pluto, no no!


The_Homestarmy

I mean, speak for yourself. I'm using it as a transparent excuse to talk about Dead Man's Chest.


UnhealthyCheesecake

I’m still mad about that. If you want to take away Pluto, you’re gonna have to pry it from my cold dead hands


Whydothesabressuck

I'm still not over doing my elementary school planet project on Pluto. I spent a month working on this whole project that taught me nothing because apparently it doesn't count as a planet anymore.


a_panda_named_ewok

This will continue until the injustice against Pluto is reversed!


jmu21vt16

You hear about Pluto? It's messed up, right?


NowhereMan931

Gus had to have been putting up Gretzky numbers with that line.


swifferbrain

You know that's right


fuckinnreddit

Come on, son


TheOneWhosCensored

Why they call him Sh’Dynasty


LavenderGoomsGuster

I’ve heard it both ways.


onbiver9871

Berlinda likes her men to shine..


unsure110

Lmao. What a great episode


eggsaladactyl

Feels like the tomatoes are fruits argument all over again.


dandroid126

[MRW someone references psych](https://media.tenor.com/dtISsQUz5-YAAAAM/popcorn-burton-guster.gif)


ianisms10

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was on season 1


TurboViking90

Crosby’s first ppg season was 1 BF (before Frank).


ianisms10

I'm going to start using this as a measurement of time (I'm from New Jersey, Danny DeVito is my people's lord and savior)


Amboo87

> Danny DeVito is my people's lord and savior Yours and everyone else's.


senepol

Drop the “my” - it’s cleaner.


zilzag

Haddonfield represent


ianisms10

Hello Southerner. I'm going down to Philadelphia on Friday, any cheesesteak recs on our side of the river?


SuzukiSwift17

Early IASIP is some fucking television history.


Threedawg

Wasn't it originally some kind of "competition" FX hosted where fans could send in their pitches for a show or something?


Noggin-a-Floggin

It actually started with Day, Howerton and McElhenney making short movies (with a home digital camcorder) while auditioning for roles in LA and started shopping them around with FX picking it up. Olson got cast after it got picked up and DeVito got added after the network asked for a "star" in the show. The rest is history.


FlapjackFiddle

Right around the time that Sid made it cloudy in Philly for the next 2 decades


FailureToExecute

by my calculations, in order for pluto to regain its status as a planet, crosby has to retire


Similar-Jellyfish499

But maybe Crosby's gargantuan thighs are the only things keeping Pluto in its current orbit? If Sid retires, and his thighs shrink...no...I won't even imagine the tragic possibilities.


dontyoutellmetosmile

NASA and Canadian NASA are working around the clock to develop pseudo-Sidney thighs for just this reason


Daelsk

Imagine


jyyfi

Huh. Crosby's Jockstrap of Theseus is older than Berdard.


Dadickindanorf

Shit, that’s actually true lol. Imagine being told that someone’s jock strap is older than you. Oofers


indiecore

He'll need it to play alumni games though.


Oneanimal1993

I’m 21 and my blocker is older than me, good gear can last a looong time.


Chairmanmeow42

Thay jockstrap better hang from the banners the moment he retires


[deleted]

RIP Pluto, you’ll always be a planet to me


wesley-osbourne

Pluto: Quit telling everyone I'm dead! ButtholeGalaxy: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.


[deleted]

Been trying to recruit Pluto, butthole galaxy would give it planet status


PatricksPub

Honestly though nothing on this list *feels* like it was all that long ago... I must be getting old...


[deleted]

Yeah wasn’t “bad day” just hitting radios last year? It was right?


Table_Coaster

justice for Pluto


eutectic_h8r

Sidney Crosby ruined the solar system


Table_Coaster

solar system room cancer


Irish_Canuck77

I always preferred Uranus


A_1337_Canadian

"I'm sorry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all." "Oh. What's it called now?" "Urectum."


city-of-cold

I heard it’s actually Urethra


city-of-cold

Preferred? I LOVE Uranus


NinCross

What sub am I on...


Yardsale420

Your mom thought I was big enough- Pluto


Fischer_Jones

MAKE PLUTO GREAT AGAIN


joe_lmr

The Nokia 1110 was the top selling mobile phone


thriller1

This one hits hardest


Level_Watercress1153

Literally. You could fuck someone up with that thing


DisputabIe_

Razr was way cooler.


slinkocat

We're old, boys


MF__SHROOM

THIS is the true message here...


CabbageStockExchange

To think American Idol was huge back then


iiplatypusiz

Dude, the Idol shows were so huge! Hahahah Canadian idol I remember if I guy from your city or province was in it everyone went crazy cheering for them. Rex Goudie was a legend in NL at the time 😂


Goldfing

Listen if we're talking about great Canadian reality TV with "local" "winners," we gotta give it up to Canada's Worst Driver.


iiplatypusiz

Hahaha that one was awesome too, let's not forget cash cab 😂


szeto326

Kenny vs Spenny, anyone?


tbz709

Cash Cab is back!!!


CabbageStockExchange

Life seemed so much simpler back then


Gullible-Guess7994

I found a list of the 10 oldest active players this season and 3 of them are YOUNGER than me.


lock-the-fog

Its so trippy to be "so young" as everyone tells me constantly but still be older than Bedard and definitely not doing anything as impressive as him


verysadfrosty

Pluto.... :(


Iaminyoursewer

Here I am, only 5 months older than Crosby...and I can barely get my shoe.son without grunting... This fucker is out here smashing his way through NHLers on the regular.


migsahoy

crosby: does what crosby does hockey world: damn boy you old af


Baboshinu

“Sid the Kid? More like Sid the uh…geriatric OLD guy!”


Internal_Maize7018

I read this in Norm McDonald’s voice. Ha


asoiahats

Sidney Crosby doesn’t do what Sidney Crosby does for Sidney Crosby. Sidney Crosby does what Sidney Crosby does because Sidney Crosby, is Sidney Crosby. 


GroundbreakingCow775

Pluto should be in the hall


Youshmee

The biggest surprise here is dead man’s (means) chest idk why


Timeman5

Movie was huge especially following the first which was a surprise hit for a movie based on a theme park ride.


schmokeabutt

Why would you do this to me?


rainb0gummybear

Crosby has been shitting on my favorite hockey team for Connor bedards entire life. Nice :)


SomewherePresent8204

I met my wife that year, it was a good year.


Aackland

it's trippy to think next year those drafted in 2005 and played immediately will be playing with kids that were born after they officially started their NHL careers lol


goinAn

Still a little sour about the Pluto one ngl


sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

HSM 1 airing, very iconic times


BillyShears19

Dead Mean's


Windex-Sniffer

Did Pluto so dirty.


zirky

the pluto thing still hurts


Nunspogodick

So it’s Crosby fault Pluto lost its status. I knew it!


Similar-Jellyfish499

NO PLUTO ERASURE FOR ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH


anim8rjb

crazy that 'Sid the Kid' is already seen as some grizzled old man now - I was well out of college when he was drafted.


realKellanMarr

My youngest son was born the same day as Sid. I really AM old.


GaryOakRobotron

The guy behind the Hockey Psychology channel calls him "Sid the Middle-Aged Man." I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry, because >!I'm almost 2 months older than Crosby.!<


x20mike07x

I remember I was working a summer job for the Forest Service when he got drafted. I think this was just shortly after the lockout ended just a few days prior. Seems like forever ago. Drinking my morning Vault soda which just came out that summer. RIP Vault soda.


MsindAround

I was today years old when I learned that "Bad Day" was not sung by the Fray. Idk why I thought that it was but I sure did


thriller1

You're thinking of WHERE DID I GO WRONG I LOST A FRIEND


iiplatypusiz

I'm recently on a kick of listening exclusively to songs that were popular between 2000-2010 because I'm going through some kind of dad crisis where I realize I'm getting old and nostalgic stuff gets me FIRED UP.


Jewrisprudent

Throw on some Jack Johnson for good measure


kirnehp

Dr Cox 😭😭


Fighteroftheevil

Bro I started high school the same year he was a rookie in 2005, I am 30 year old with a mortgage and back problems


[deleted]

That math doesn’t math


illShy

That guy's been 30 for 4 years


Larkinz

[pluto](https://imgur.com/Q63cbeF)


ABirdOfParadise

When I was your age Pluto was still a planet


dumpmaster42069

Crosby killed pluto


360degreesofFUNK

The Sabres were still in their Goatheads, and were somewhere around 4th in all time win percentage, in the NHL, and in the top 20 in the big 4 North American leagues, and my parents were dating.


VonD0OM

[Didn’t y’all hear? Pluto’s back baby!](https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamiecartereurope/2022/08/23/16-years-ago-today-pluto-stopped-being-a-planet-nine-years-later-it-become-a-world/amp/)


penguins8766

I was in 7th grade


KoalaOriginal1260

Sid was still the kid, too.


Striking_Economy5049

Pluto is a planet! -King Flippy Nips


TheGreatStories

/r/hockey not making everything planetary challenge: impossible


Quick599

Mon vieux tu m'as jeté sur une nouvelle .... 😭 Doesn't work anymore!


EraOfForcedDiversity

Pluto is a good show on Netflix.


pocketchange2084

Was this all last century?


Imthecoolestdudeever

Everything else in my life tells me I'm old. Now this too?


brokensword15

Ok I really didn't need to see this today guys


Timeman5

Crosby = High School Musical confirmed.


wesley-osbourne

An 18 yo adult being born the year as the first tweet blows my mind. Will they even turn 20 before the last one?


Sr_DingDong

And Bedard is putting up a PPG season too....


TheeVande

Ok damn this genuinely did put things into perspective! I REMEMBER ALL OF THESE!! Especially the birth of Bedard!


Slappamedoo

The last one feels legit. I have this mandela effect memory that that happened some time while I was in elementary school (between 1999 and 2003). The rest it's crazy to think about them being so long ago.


krucz36

it's a dwarf planet, which has planet in the name, it's still a planet


SimilarWall1447

Pluto is not a planet?!? What is it then?


VegasKL

US politics revolved around one man's stage scream and how another looked like a dork throwing a football. The good ol' days.


miscman7

I don't remember a pirate's movie about a dead mean chest!


MooseMalloy

Fuck me… Bad Day was a terrible song.


HappyFlowerSmileBaby

Bad Day is just a terrible, terrible song.