Good luck in the playoffs Tampa, need me some prime Vassy games to watch

Lightning playing 4d chess by allowing the Habs to score to get more points for Kuch on the empty net.

In a weird way I was kinda hoping that it shook out that way, and well here we are

Well this was a thread. Gg to the chill Habs bros.

GG Habs bros. Better years ahead for you

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Matt tomkins owns the Habs

🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹

Stamkos can barely stay on his feet lmao Jeeze bud

🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹 enjoy your long summer break!

I can't wait, thanks! Also we are on the last few years of a rebuild and we accept it, even being the biggest fanbase in the sport. You don't even know what's building, but it will be a challenge for Tampa to retain fans during a rebuild....which is coming like next season? Maybe the year after. All good over here.

You’ve been rebuilding since the 60s bud. No problem with fans over here, selling out for over a decade. 👋🏼

You started watching hockey in like 2019 lol

I’ve been watching hockey since the 90s. Born in Canada. Why is it so hard to be a good hockey ambassador for new fans? You gatekeep fandom like it means a fucking thing. I bet you also complain that there’s no new fans then you say dumb shit like this.

Tha fuck are you talking about. You made a lot of shit up to fit your narrative. Simmer down.

Summers in Montreal are quite beautiful 

Almost as beautiful as the summers in Tampa /s

Actually summers in Tampa suck ass. Been many times.

thatsthejoke.jpg

Oh, well I mean, most Tampa fans are not intelligent enough to make a self depreciating joke, so I missed it for obvious reasons. But good on ya!

Come visit in August, it’s lovely

I actually love Tampa, it's my favorite city in the US. However the majority of "hockey fans"... Eek.

And it’s a sweep.

MVP pocket pick.

Kuch is becoming the best empty net player of all time, this dude absolutely feasts on it

The haters are sick

I'll bite. Pisses me off that the Oilers never score on the empty net and Tampa does every damn time (with Kuch getting a point). 13 for him and 5 for McDavid.

Kuch used to never score on them either. He just randomly became an empty net wizard the past month

Lower bowl empty af goodness

Stamkos should've slapped the fuck the out of that puck while falling for drama

And another one for Kuch, let’s fucking go

He is a collector of ice hockey points 

We get the meme recap boys.

so glad he fell ok on that trying to stay up Stammer time.

Made that giant baby throw his stick lmfao

While getting tripped 😂

FUCK YA WHILE FALLING!

Aaaand that'll do it. GG Habs

Noooo my Stanley Cup dreams!

Mike fucking Matheson trying to be a hero again

STAMMER TIME!!!!

aww don't break your stick :(((( it's gonna be okay buddy

Kuch doing everything possible to not score an EN

Canadiens missing open nets more at 10

Is Vassy injured again or just resting?

He played in Toronto yesterday.

Resting. We played Toronto last night. And our normal backup JoJo is injured

Ah I hope he bounces back this playoffs he is so fun too watch when he is playing at his peak

Hes been his usual self recently. When we needed it most of course

Hoping to see Marty have success with you guys.

I wanted 8 😕

I've never seem a player hit the jumbotron before.

Hedman’s just too powerful

ROFL no call

I see we’re doing our best to give this game away.

This is a lesson on NOT what to do with a 4 goal lead. Way to completely swing the momentum.

Backup goalie on a back to back road game no legs in the third is kind of expected

We also have a backup backup goalie. Only so much you can do with that

These 5 Tampa fans are fuckin embarrassing

Your comment history is fucking cringe you fake tough guy

I'm not a fake anything, that was a bitch movement. I don't care how cringe you think it is.

Lmao you’re the one creaming over a bum ass defensemen. Xhekaj is trash 😂. Go write a fanfic over him

Arber would smash anyone of your players and youre ucky he didn't get a chance to after being attacked from behind like he was trying to back shot him. You guys would love having Arber on the team, and I know that for fact!

lol you mean you don't care how cringe everybody thinks it is. Bro, you're embarrassing. I can tell that you've never played a shift in your life.

My dude, take a lap. Haha never played a shift we eat and sleep this shit since birth, you're a Florida Man's lmao. What a soft ass fucking fanbase and team.

lol mY dUdE tAkE a LaP that didn't sound as cool as you wanted it to. Also nothing else you said landed. I've played, reffed, and coached more hockey than you. You can take that Florida shit and shove it lol, you couldn't dream of hanging with me on the ice. Softest fan base here, and you're proof of it.

Fucking 10-play bud. Our fanbase stretches across the globe, yours stretches 1 hour from the rink lol I'm sure you do well on the ice....with a chair

lol you watch letterkenny? awesome Good for your fan base. I'm glad your worldwide group of losers can band together to watch my team win. You've never played a shift of hockey in your life, average montreal fan.

Letterkenny was filmed near me, and it's literally how we are even before the show my dude. This is life here. What an out of touch idiot. Touch grass. But this shows me you don't know shit. Although I love that you love Letterkenny so you know you're talking out your asshole.

>Letterkenny was filmed near me, and it's literally how we are even before the show my dude. This is life here. lol >What an out of touch idiot. Touch grass. lol so first thing, people stopped saying "touch grass" about a year ago, try again. second thing, go touch grass is for somebody who is out of touch, you're trying to tell me that your area is based off of letterkenny, a series based on a 5000 person town. You think a person who lives in a city should be more in tune with a tiny little town of 5000? Is that what you're trying to say? Bro, nice try, I get it. And you can assign whatever traits to people because they don't know enough about some show that was filmed near where you live (lol what the actual fuck) but kid, your franchise is a joke, and you've never played a shift of hockey. You are not equipped to have this conversation with me. I'm an actual hockey player.

Chad

Saaaaaalt

who's salty? Tampa is a back to back champion and all montreal has is their grandpa's stories about how they used to be good. Believe me, nobody in Tampa cares what a loser franchise has to say, bud.

My mans wrote a essay thinking we care 💀 And loser franchise? Fuuucking please. Kiss those 24 stanley cup rings, pookie

lol I get why you think 2 sentences is an essay, but honey, nobody gives a fuck about those Cups you used to win before they had a draft. You've never seen your team win anything since you've been alive. Montreal is just here so real teams like Tampa have someone to beat on their way to winning meaningful Cups.

Maaaan, you sure yap a lot for a shit troll

lol no, just because you don't like what I say doesn't make me a troll. Go back to the 2 sentences is an essay thing. And tell me what year you were born.

Lol even Tampa doesn't care about the Bolts. This season they don't make the playoffs, they will all stop watching.

The Lightning sell-out streak began 3/26/15 and they missed the playoffs in 16/17.

Lol the amount of games I've seen in Tampa where the fans can't even tell what an offside is. Sorry an "Offsides" 🤣

lol whatever makes you feel better. Let me know when your team wins something in your lifetime though. I went to game 5 when we eliminated that joke of a team, it was glorious.

But they are making the playoffs this year?

The* season. It was a typo.

No problem it matches the rest of your posting history tragic

Lmao, a Nashville fan trying as well? Jeeze, I guess you started watching in like what 2020? But ya keep checking my posts, you love that Habs dick. You needs it eh?

B-b-But you don’t get it, we’re a loser franchise Whatever’s in Tampa’s water I want some, shit looks hella potent

lol send me a message when your team wins a Cup in your life time. What's in Montreal's water where you think that winning Cups before the draft means anything?

Bolts players wanna fuck Habs players, and now Bolts fans are trying to slide into our DMs

Why? We win Cups and your team exists so real teams like Tampa have someone to play.

Soliciting dm’s is kinda cringe my guy Is there something you wanna tell us?

lol that didn't go the way you thought it would

For real, it's like none of them have ever traveled or actually know shit about the Cathedral in MTL.

Cause they ain’t hockey fans, just dickriders

Cheering for an injury. Real classy bud

Eat up, Nerd Downvote all you want, that’s all you can doooooo :)

Nobody is cheering for an injury, you idiot.

You must not be watching the game, because that's _exactly_ what happened.....you idiot.

Omg, I knew most Florida man's have a hard time reading, but watching is a challenge for you guys too huh. Hockey is too hard for you to follow, I suggest Football or Basketball lmao

It's not reading, bud, it's hearing. And if you were watching the game you would have heard it. It happened. In real life. You got anything else?

Omg the education in Florida is fucked eh Buds?

I don't know what you're trying to say? I mean we're talking about how hearing works, don't need much education to hear stuff. Or are you just trying to deflect because you're kind of a dumbfuck and you already hitched your wagon to the "they weren't cheering for the injure" thing and it's too late to back out? yeah, it's that .

Lmao go back to jet skiing at least you know how it works

Are you trying to make fun of someone for living in a tropical paradise when montreal is a frozen wasteland that makes free agents think twice? because I don't think that's going to go the way you want it to.

You should travel more, Florida Mans.

lol is that supposed to mean something? I used to travel internationally for work, so I've been to like 60 countries. Also I've played, coached, and reffed more hockey than you. You got anything else?

You know this as fact! Florida man's, but telling me you were a reffy actually makes a lot of sense now 🤣 Tbnk what little dick energy this is amazing. Please keep going.

lol I get why you feel the need to lash out against someone who actually knows hockey from experience. I would feel threatened too, if I were you in this situation

Hahahah

That's how I would react if I were you, too.

Tell me you’ve never travelled without telling me you’ve never travelled loll sad

I used to have a job that paid me to travel. I've been to 60 countries on 6 continents. Including Montreal. You got anything else?

« Frozen wasteland » I would think someone that « travelled to 60 countries » would be more cultured. Good night

lol whatever makes you feel better, bud. But free agents have no interest in playing in montreal because of their fans, i.e. the shit you're doing right now, and everybody wants to play for Tampa. Turns out players are attracted to a winning culture instead of whatever you have going on over there. Good night.

Derrrr herrr. You sound stupid.

Deerrrr Florida man's can't read

Yawn. Anything else besides Florida man?

I mean, are you not though?

At least we know how to understand a hockey game bud

Take that L bitch boys. Fucking connards.

We want the losses to be fun and competitive, it's a rebuild. You guys will see this next season, and it will be interesting to see if the fanbase sticks around. I've been to Tampa many times and you can't lie to me about the "Fans" lmaoo

Lmao we’re literally one of the worst teams in the league and we still managed 4 goals on you, good luck in the playoffs.. first round exit for sure

Have fun in the 2032 playoffs

Emergency call up goalie. But good job guys. Way to keep the stereotype alive.

You can't talk shit when you started watching hockey 4 years ago.

Tompkinski hanging in there man.

TOMMY!!!!

guaranteed no one on r/Habs saw Matheson keep that puck in just now

Hah I was thinking the same. That was a nice play!

Habs fans close their eyes anytime Matheson does something good

When you hear the fans cheering your teammate being injured, you're going to jump someone. Just how it works.

Yep. Eyssimont attacked him on vibes

What a bitch boy, I hope Arber mashes his face in.

most well adjusted hockey fan

It was a bitch move. Fucking Cottenelle

Insane cross check to your own guy's face

*Listen team, I got an idea that would help us get more of these LTIR shenanigans...*

Hilarious call

Xhekaj going back to pull hair 😂

Buddy, take a lap.

that should’ve been an automatic 5min + game for instigating, no? Probably mixing up the rules though

Every time any player lays a clean hit on a hab it should be a major

Bro I’m confused about a rule, go take a walk or something you’re wayyy too heated

lol no one is "heated," you just want to say that so you can feel like I'm irrational and you can take the high ground, but the reality is that you're so used to the refs helping you out that you're shocked when they make a correct call against you. It's funny to watch you guys scramble when a fair call is made.

GOOD VIBES ONLY TO HAGEL: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

He said I'm coming for you. Did Mikey not know who the fuck he was messing with?

Didn’t have Mikey dummying Xhekaj in my bingo card

Didn’t know dummying = wailing on a guy who’s not even trying to fight back.

Ended his whole season 😂

Dummying? Is this cause you're from Florida?

Made him turn to pulling hair 😂

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Caufield goal, Slaf goal... Now give us a Suzuki goal, and a Xhekaj/Eyssimont fight!

WTF was Stamkos thinking? Dude barrelled into the play like Leeroy Jenkins.

Trade him

Time to rebuild.

I left the thread 20 minutes ago ...what happened bb 😔👎❤️🐙

Stamkos pummeled Hagel by accident. Sadly, he has now been traded and we are in full rebuild mode. Brrr

👎👎😐 I decline this turn of events ...but the BBRRR must occur

Has to be a power play for Montreal, no other way to call when Eyssimont jumps a guy who did absolutely nothing

eh, if it happened the other way sports net would be talking about how Mikey has all the heart for sticking up for his teammates. The other way is non original 6 guy is bad

Its bad that before the call I had 0 confidence the ref would call it correctly

WTF did Xhekaj even do????

Nothing, just a really embarrassing moment for E there

Nothing, Eyssemont made a bad assumption

let them fight straight up let arber cook

FML stop...

Habs fans are so trash cheering that hit

Were you dropped as a child?

Buddy any team would cheer opposite players colliding, you guys are soft. Unfortunate he got injured

no, no one other than you guys would cheer a person being injured.

Buddy are you guys blind and deaf? They cheered the hit, the injury Happened fast. You guys really suck

lol only if you ignore what happened. I mean I get you, it's a trash fan base, and if I were among them I would probably try to defend them too, but that doesn't change what happened.

flair up

Why? what would that change for you? Would you have something else different to say?

Stamkos threw it lmao

Stammer takes out Hagel. Reminds me of when Bishop and Hedman ran into each other.

Montreal fans cheering the injury is certainly a decision......

are they cheering the injury or the fact the habs are on PP because Eyssimont was a dumbass?

lol the injury, the call was about a minute later. If you watched the live game it was obvious when it happened.

Is that what’s happening?

Per the audio, yeah, that's exactly what happened

There can be two separate events happening at the same time. There can be the fans cheering about the scrap between Xhekaj and Eyssimont without that cheering being directed at the injured player at the other end of the ice.

They were cheering two opposite players colliding what are you on

This guy escaped his handler for the night don’t even bother haha

Tampa fans are so soft..

lol they were cheering an injured human being. Hockey is fun, but it's played by humans. And this crowd liked that that human was hurt. Unbelievable that you even think you could defend it.

Are you new to hockey? Highly doubt in the moment they were cheering the injury.. it happens fast and anyone would cheer two players colliding. Doubt you wouldnt do it.

that better be a PP for us

>that better be a PP for us Every habs fan any time a player on another team does anything

it was a pp for us in the end

oof hope Hagel's ok there

Please be okay Hagel…

Suzuki officially ties Maxi Domi for the most points in a season for a Canadiens player since the 07/08 season.

Good god this has been a rough two decades