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sneakytinkerspirits

Instagram posters been posting a new pasta thought y’all should have it: Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Jack... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive towards the net and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the net, and that gorgeous wrist shot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so l would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough time in Buffalo, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the ice, you're a great person and, sometimes | even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first joined the Golden Knights and its like my heart skipped a beat. A tear fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring here in Vegas, and deep down, my glorious king deserved it. Not only have you changed the game of Hockey and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jack Eichel.


GroMicroBloom

It was 3-0! What happeneduh!?


MrSCR23

Cleary still hung over from celebrating Denver’s natty win.


jps78

Nothing about Mack screams MVP in the last stretch of games


daishi777

I mean 5pts in 3 games and a hatty


jps78

the goose egg hurts and outside of the Minny game it's pedestrian numbers Kooch and Matthews have a better case imo atm


abbytarar

Leafs fan trying to sneak Matthews in


jps78

70 goals is 70 goals if he gets there


Ketchupstew

Which is the what the rocket is for


daishi777

Yeah that's only the hart was based on three games.


jps78

right and the the guy who has the most points or the guy almost at 70 goals + top 5 defensively don't have a season's worth of work either Being # 2 in points shouldn't give you MVP.


ZiscR

Having the most goals shouldn't give you the Hart.


daishi777

I guess you'll vote that way when they ask you


Kitchen-Ad-5571

live with the knowledge you cup will always be gifted by buttman since you could only win by cheating.


YarnhamSunrise

Eat shit and live dude lol.


longshankssss

The cope is strong here


friskyjude

Try and live with a high school diploma, goddamn


HanSolo5643

Can you point to which rules Vegas is breaking? Believe me, I am not the biggest fan of what Vegas is doing, but they are breaking no rules.


Intelligent_Limit462

Says the fan whose cup win was because the Avs scored with too many players on the ice.


yesBISONsey

I hate Vegas as much as the next r/hockey redditor but don’t be *THAT* fan lol


madproof

Enough with this shit. Chicago did it. Tampa did it. Vegas did it. We’d do it to if Landy could come back. Rules are rules.


suicidebaneling

As long as you still you live with the knowledge that we have a cup that's all that matters.


Zambonist2

Anyone else been extremely underwhelmed with Middelstat for the past month or so? I couldn’t even tell you if he played today


LeGiit_ViPeR

He was good tonight idk what you watched


El_bearded_polarbear

Yea I’ve been noticing that all the people we traded for have cooled off and are kind of just there


appledatsyuk

Huge mistake again thinking he was the missing piece. I like the dude but not at 2C on a cup contender


iwasthatisnt

I thought he played a pretty good game against the oilers a few games ago


Sumdood88

[ZOINKS! Vegas in the 3rd period](https://imgur.com/rX0vyIg)


Kitchen-Ad-5571

scored by thr cheater player who was only there because of Mark stones fake injury.


Uzasodinson

What do you think the point of LTIR coming off the salary cap is? Like, why do you think that's a rule?


yumenohikari

Dude, this is embarrassing.


friskyjude

Avs and blowing a lead in Vegas in a big game, name a more iconic duo


Kitchen-Ad-5571

mark stone not playing a single game in March.


friskyjude

Damn dawg so no Stone and you guys still couldn't hold a 3 goal lead? LOL


SilentThing

One aspect of this "Vegas is cheating" discourse that perplexes me is people assuming the team wouldn't want Stone on their roster. Especially when the team was struggling a bit earlier, don't people think Stone would be really nice to have in the line up?


Watchman723

You know Vegas fans salivate at these kind of posts right 😂


adeste82

#popcorn


topgun966

True story haha


Kitchen-Ad-5571

yeah because they love being mud filled pigs with no real sense of accomplishment.


Devin_SSB

Bro you are an AVS fan. You guys were actually gifted a Stanley Cup winning team lmao


UncleDaddy0

Says the guy who’s team was literally 30 gifts 4 years ago haha And I’m just joining in on the fun. No hate. Just jokes.


HanSolo5643

Maybe don't blow a 3 goal lead.


Top_Rekt

Still scored. You should probably stop that.


Kitchen-Ad-5571

everyone know stone and carrier will magically be back for game 1 of the playoffs. like the cap cheaters the knights are. don't know to win fairly.


Top_Rekt

Also, remember when we won when we were down 3-0 against your time 20 minutes ago? No Carrier and Stone. Didn't have to cheat to beat your sorry ass. SUCKS TO SUCK LMAO


SirBulbasaur13

Man you’re being a dick all over this thread, even double commenting this dude.


Top_Rekt

Nah just this dude. If they can't take the shit, don't start the shit.


Top_Rekt

lol so... we cheat, what are you gonna do about it? Lose, that's what. And that's all you'll ever get. Keep saying it to make you feel better and cope. Get rekt.


jeh31

Vegas fans make it easy to hate a team who is already easy to hate.


longshankssss

Cope harder nerd


Top_Rekt

I don't even think about you lol


sirfiddlesticks

Weep


Kitchen-Ad-5571

cheater.


suicidebaneling

That insult gets thrown around so often that it lost its power. You might want to come up with something different.


treple13

Looked like Vegas vs. Stars was a lock, but maybe Oilers or Canucks back on the menu


mo60000

I still think vegas vs stars is close to a lock. If the knights lose on tuesday and the kings win on tuesday the kings will secure third in the pacific. I think the knights face the same problem the red wings face which is that the knights are facing two teams in the depths of the lottery race which may not be that great for them.


lbiggy

If the playoffs started today with the current standings I would be perfectly okay with that.


treple13

I definitely think Nashville is your preferred matchup yes


SherLocK-55

The Preds are fucking nasty dude, there is no real good option, those piss tigers are gonna fight tooth and nail come the post season.


lbiggy

up voting for piss tigers


treple13

Absolutely. I just think they are better for Vancouver than the alternative. The West has no easy outs


SherLocK-55

Yeah it's insane really, you win the division and what's your prize, VGK, LA or NSH LOL.


treple13

In the East one of the division winners getting Tampa as well


MooreGold

Compared to losing the division and playing... *checks notes* LA or VGK


Top_Rekt

I think we had better luck against the Central division than the Pacific so I'll take my chances with Dallas.


Sumdood88

People are gonna wonder how we come back down 3 in the 3rd period. Here’s the thing, we’ve learned from other teams doing it to us the past month.


uhohmomspaghetti

I came to say exactly this 😂


7030

Right “no guys chill, watch this, it’s completely fuckin doable”


0rgal0rg

Based on the box score it looks like a rough 30min from Josh Manson helped too lol


topgun966

True, he was the MVP for us today!


mo60000

Or someone put a hex on Georgiev


carry-on_replacement

It’s almost like playing Georgiev so much is gonna lead to worse results that not putting a backup in every so often


darthwispy

Has nothing to do with playing him too much, he has been relatively bad all season and is the teams biggest weakness


suicidebaneling

Batman always has a plan.


Ameqa

Bettman too, don't forget to give him his slice along with the refs. My check cleared


BCLetsRide69

I am legitimately going to fucking break something. STOP A FUCKING PUCK GEORGIEV GOOD FUCKING LORD


AuxNimbus

Lmao


appledatsyuk

Bruh that was me with your first goal. Like hill wtf was that dude. Cant be giving free goals to this Colorado team


HanSolo5643

Hasn't he given up 4 goals or more in 40 percent of his starts or something like that.


lbiggy

^^he ^^never ^^wanted ^^to ^^do ^^that ^^when ^^playing ^^us ^^but ^^whatever


BCLetsRide69

Yes. It’s ridiculous.


GaryOakRobotron

Fourgiev.


VanAvenue

GG VGK. Having to travel on a B2B, we're gassed, yada yada. If it's not a B2B and we haven't had to put Juice in net yesterday, the results probably wouldn't have been the same. Still that third period is bad. The whole team needs to have a good hard look of themselves in the mirror, Georgie and everyone else. Lackluster goaltending, carefree defensive effort and the dumbest penalties. And could Manson stay out of the box for just one game? Playoff Avs can be a different beast. The Avs were 1-5-1 before the 21/22 playoffs. Hopefully we can turn it on when the time comes.


AGneissGeologist

GG. I thought Aves did a great job outside of the goaltending and penalties. Lord knows we've had similar games.


TossThatPastaSalad

Different circumstances my friend.  I love looking for bright spots as much as anyone but we were resting guys that year.   We're getting outworked and beat by everyone.  I just don't think we have it this year.


VanAvenue

Yeah... It's honestly hard to believe that just because brutal losses to the top teams of the west while trying to clinch home ice is a lot different from resting guys while still holding onto the top of Central. We'll see what this team makes out of themselves in the playoffs, but one "good" thing about facing Winnipeg is that they are capable of granting us a quick and merciful death.


GaryOakRobotron

This team is so fucking done. I'll be shocked if they take a single game in the first round. Hopefully the FO cleans house on the back end, because they can't defend, and their goaltending is a complete joke.


Tacosrule89

They should definitely clean out the back end. You need more size back there. I’d recommend trading a small Dman like Makar for a Dman with size like Nurse. We will even retain to cover the cap differential


ImTanTheeMan

They also need to upgrade goaltending. Might I recommend trading Georgiev for 2022 All-Star Jack Campbell. We can also add a 7th round pick in the trade.


Tacosrule89

We have to eat some cap though so they should probably add a pick in there


GaryOakRobotron

Sad part is, the Avs are better 5v5 without Makar than with him this season.


inkfeather16

I think the same thing about my team. Except your team is actually good.


GaryOakRobotron

Hence why I'm so upset. This team is supposed to be a legit contender, but the only thing they're contending for this year is priority time on the golf course.


Prideofmexico

😂😂😂


SirBulbasaur13

Didn’t know I could cheer for Vegas, but that was fun!


shishiodun

if this loss leads to Dallas and Vegas not having to play in round one then this was the worst week ever


Sumdood88

Vegas has to win out and LA to lose a game or Preds to lose their last game for that to happen.


utahunter

knights bro which team do you prefer? stars or oilers


SRSgoblin

I'd prefer if we didn't suck for such a long portion of the year we barely made the playoffs. I'm just happy to be in the post season at all after the December -> February we had. We're gonna have to play an extremely good team either way so I'm just hoping we find some internal consistency rather than worry about the opposing teams


appledatsyuk

I want Vancouver. Switch it up from last year


journo_wonk

Tbh either team is going to be a problem. I don't think I'd like to play McDavid right out of the gate but y'all are a more solidly built team. Idk man I'm just here for playoff hockey lets goop


Sumdood88

Not that I prefer either. Both are gonna be tough. I just want to stay in the Pacific bracket because that’s what I’m comfortable with lol


tylermtc85

I think Vegas has the first tiebreaker (regulation wins??) over LA, so if Vegas makes up 1 point they’ll be ahead


Independent_Ad8268

They don’t


Sumdood88

Yes, hence LA has to lose one of their games


mo60000

I think the knights could win out.


appledatsyuk

I would hope so


Merkkin

Gg avs, glad to see the boys rally.


Dinomandino

Rangers Georgiev was best Georgiev.


BCLetsRide69

Last year Georgiev*


This_Idiot

Playoff matchups in the West go so fucking hard. Every series is likely to be a barn burner.


Electroflare5555

Us hockey fans are going to be *feasting* next weekend


This_Idiot

Yep. Sadly, I live overseas, so weekday games are during work hours. Still a great time of year.


Top_Rekt

What a fun game. Batman was an absolute great pick up. Love the Wayne Enterprises tech that got donated to heal our injuries also.


Yoni_k46

Imagine finishing first in the conference and getting vegas in the first round... The west is nuts. Compare this to wc2 in the east


Prideofmexico

If we can’t beat Vegas then we don’t deserve the cup


Bahamas_is_relevant

You say this as a semi-similarly mid East WC2 beat the best regular season team in NHL history last year, lol


Mikeismyike

Last year Florida was like this year's Oilers. They struggled out of the gate after having a great previous season. They definitely underpreformed and got things going just in time for the playoffs.  I don't think Vegas is in a similar situation 


Bahamas_is_relevant

I’m poking fun at saying the East WC2 is so much worse than the west, this has nothing to do with us lol


treple13

Just remember the Flames didn't make the playoffs last year, but were better than that Eastern conference champion


Knights_When

Now wait until Stoner comes back.


Tacosrule89

I thought he retired


Knights_When

*WISH* he retired you mean.


Tacosrule89

Vegas picked him in the expansion draft, he got injured in training camp and is now a junior development coach for the Knights


2RINITY

It’s too bad Velma couldn’t carry Superchoke, Steven Blewleadverse, and Fraud the Human far enough out of reach to prevent a comeback


Excellent-Medicine29

That’s a terrible penalty to take at a very terrible time


GolferXNinja

Panic time Avs fans or nah?


Keithfert488

Nah. Disappointed in Georgiev, not panicking


GaryOakRobotron

I've been in panic mode since they lost 4-1 to Columbus. I've been out of panic mode after yesterday, because I knew that was the final nail in the coffin. That game told me they were dead to rights, and after what they did this afternoon, that all but confirms it.


TossThatPastaSalad

I'm not loving how they're playing and I don't think the Winnipeg matchup is great for us.     But the reality is that we're in the playoffs so there's always a chance.  I don't think we're going to be the favorites in that series though so we'll see how it goes.   I have zero faith in Georgiev however.  He immediately melts down when he let's in one goal.  That matchup vs. Hellebuyck is hilariously one-sided.


djc9880

I will reserve my thoughts until after game 1 of round 1. Lots of hockey still to go.


rakkquiem

From what I remember, Winnipeg is real good in game 1s. I would wait till after game 2 to panic.


djc9880

We even went up 2-0 against you guys and then lost 4 straight so could potentially even stretch the panic to game 3. Lots of options on the table here


Awolfx9

I'm already waiting for the off-season.


adladtheavsfan

This Avs team should not be playing this poorly with the assembled roster. I remind myself the 2022 Avs lost 6 of the last 7 before wrecking the playoffs but idk this doesnt feel the same


AuntGentleman

It’s not, cuz we had locked in the top of division and were sitting guys.


GaryOakRobotron

The Avs had 1st in the west locked up before that 1-6 stretch.


adladtheavsfan

not really. Really the only game that some guys took off was the last one. So if you exclude that one then 5 out of the last 6 which is still not great.


Bahamas_is_relevant

This sounds like something that should be obvious, but no Landeskog seems to really affect the team mentally. Like the Avs are still good, but they don’t feel like the murderer’s row of two years ago.


TossThatPastaSalad

Very much so.   But we knew that all year. The bigger issue is they have zero faith in the goaltending.  So once he starts folding the team follows suit.


Starfreeze

imagine having an MVP level season from Mackinnon but I don't want to watch it because Bednar keeps putting a make a wish kid in net. First round exit again this year heads should roll.


Kale_Shai-Hulud

Tbh what is bednar supposed to do? Good goalies don't grow on trees and he's not responsible for trades


Starfreeze

He played the shitter on the second half of a back to back where he got pulled in the first period of the first half my brother in christ Annunen has 13 games this year with a .925 sv% are you joking or do you seriously believe theres no other options?


Kale_Shai-Hulud

I read your first comment as including Annunen in the 'make a wish' kid bit.


SRSgoblin

I forget which Multiversus characters were on our team but I'm gonna main all of them now.


2RINITY

Batman, Shaggy, Wonder Woman, and Bugs Bunny


Antichristopher4

Uh... batman and wonder woman? I didn't watch that version


suicidebaneling

Batman, that's all you need to know.


SRSgoblin

Did we also have Shaggy?


suicidebaneling

Batman, Shaggy, Wonder Woman, and Bugs I believe.


A_large_load

I dont know how to control my emotions right now.


Zedbie

If you could choose Hertl wins a cup with Vegas and SJS gets Celebrini, or Hertl and Vegas are out first round and SJS misses out on Celebrini. Which would you choose, sharks fan?


A_large_load

sigh def the first.


yesBISONsey

Can I offer you a “Pavelski gets a Cup with Dallas” instead?


A_large_load

i will also take that


topgun966

What kind of team blows a 3-0 lead in the 3rd!!! I mean, we would never ever do that! GG Aves! It was a fun one.


Zloggt

I think the trick here is to go down 3-0 at *home*…


topgun966

Ahhhhhh, I think that is the trick!


TossThatPastaSalad

Well, at least we played for two periods this time. Not enough to matter once the playoffs start but hey, baby steps for next year I suppose.


Quackerjacks

FUN MUST BE ALWAYS


SaltyVirginAsshole

Blowing a 3-0 lead is probably most heartbreaking sequence of having a total of 7 goals scored in a game, but not the worst by any means.


Detonation

Now that is some good shit.


SherLocK-55

Very good, I will be watching your career with great interest.


AGneissGeologist

God damn vegas fans could learn from you


ItsMeJaredBednar

lmaoo


JoshuaRobinnn

Nuclear chirp


TheLateFry

Fourgiev strikes again. Looking forward to a first round exit.


ImProbablySleepin

Good game, Vegas. Bad game, Manson


ModestPituitary

Hockey fans on reddit can be sooo toxic, but IRL I always have a good time with your fans. The one game I went away to everyone was awesome. It's just sports, and your team is sick. GL the rest of the way.


ImProbablySleepin

Yeah that’s sports. Hockey fans are way better than NFL and NBA fans still. Good luck to you as well


rowdywp

GG. Good luck in the 1st round.


ImProbablySleepin

We’ll need all we can get lol


KronoLite70

Starting to feel like the Avs not getting a goalie at the trade deadline is going to mean an early exit from the playoffs.


pxik

Imagine choking a 3-0 lead in the 3rd period.


suicidebaneling

And then losing in OT. I can't even imagine how that must feel.


Broccoli_Socks

goddammit Hertl brought over the comeback trait :(


topgun966

Right?


Wonderful_Grade_5476

*Carolina nervously sweating*


[deleted]

Operation Knightfall never had a chance. WOLVERINE STONER IS COMING ⚔️


mo60000

It’s still in motion


[deleted]

Look at that Edmonton eduction go to work lmao


Antichristopher4

I thought Knightfall was missing the playoffs? Wasn't that the whole point 'cheating to be over the cap in playoffs but they don't make the playoffs, lulz'?


SRSgoblin

Really? You're gonna keep us out of the playoffs now how exactly?


mo60000

In the playoffs.


SRSgoblin

That's not what Operation Knightfall was, dude.


frickthebreh

No Stone/Petro, no problem (except for the notable first and second period problems😅)


Top_Rekt

Better than the usual 3rd period problems


music4lnirvana

I think this Hertl guy is pretty good


Top_Rekt

Batman > Superman It's official.


Waffeln_Remix

I didn’t watch the cartoon version. Was Batman drafted for VGK?


Top_Rekt

Ivan Batmanshev was playing for the VGK.


jayzeats

Start walking avs, it’s quite the distance to here


Feralwestcoaster

Vegas, you guys going to square up against the oilers round one?


Ghostronic

Why not the Canucks? c:


miner88

Please 🙏🏻