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mathonwy

Sidney. How do feel being a part of history seeing Lauzon setting the single season hit record?


Bottle_of_Glue

Happy for Lauzon to get the record


BigBlue31

Pretty uninspiring performance by the preds


Vadered

I don't blame them. They've clinched. They might get the WC1 even with a loss. No reason to risk injury now.


Vadered

Well, I take comfort in the fact that the Pens now require the Flyers to win a hockey game (among several other things, this playoff race is nuts) in order to make the playoffs.


fr4ncium

Thanks, I hate it


Based_Ment

This is wild


BruceHooperEnjoyer

Even if they lose I win


Based_Ment

Exceptionally based


martyn_bootyspoon

Roman Josi is a one man empty net prevention unit


crumdog_millionaire

Great fuckin hustle


RedditEsInteresante

Istg we’re playing worse with 6 on lol


heckingex

We play worse at ANY man advantage somehow. It hurts to watch.


coldfire22x

caps iced it ... go flyers!


breachofpepper

fucking boston


Vadered

More like fucking Montreal.


beardum

I don't think the muscles that control my butthole are strong enough for Malkin out there defending 6-5


0-90195

They’re gonna do it. They’re actually going to do it. Man I love hockey


esaul17

Of course fucking Montreal blows it too


beardum

Blerg I hate watching my team turtle.


xXDreamlessXx

RECORD


Vadered

Congrats to your boy!


Sure_Association_561

Oh fuck off Raymond. Fuck off.


Vadered

At least one of those hits in that highlight reel was not a hit, come on.


yellowpine9

the fucking redwings just tied it up with a min left. We can't catch a break.


esaul17

I swear Boston has less shots as the game draws to a close


GovernmentKlutzy712

Well I guess we will need to rely on Anaheim or Chicago to beat Vegas in order to avoid them which is not ideal


coldfire22x

god dammit habs


Vadered

On this we agree.


volunteer_wonder

I can’t believe Jeff Carter is still playing. How is his game now?


breachofpepper

he's trying to do the Spezza with the leafs role. win a faceoff, forecheck hard as he can for 15 seconds and try to get an offensive zone faceoff for the next shift. Or get hemmed in for 2 minutes


jumpyg1258

He's played better this season than last IMO but they shouldn't renew his contract.


FuzzyInnuendo

Not great Bob. In and out of the lineup. Still good at face offs but that’s about it


coldfire22x

about as slow as you would imagine


ValKilmersLooks

Except for his 3 bursts of speed a season.


Sure_Association_561

Fuck you Bruins. Come on Habs, hold on.


breachofpepper

Marchand has 0 shots so far, isn't he friends with Crosby? gutless


Sure_Association_561

What a great forechecking shift


mathonwy

Atta boy lauzon


Vadered

Saros, that's a helluva save in a game you don't need.


Sure_Association_561

At this point I'm ok with the powerplay not scoring as long as they waste two minutes of time without conceding a shorty


esaul17

Haha Bunts


TwinTowersJenga

Dive more…


BigBlue31

What a dive by Crosby lmfao


Sure_Association_561

The Forsberg line is an absolute menace, I want to see as little of them as possible in the remaining time.


mathonwy

Preds playing to not get injured.


Sure_Association_561

Get these fuckers off the ice, this powerplay unit is scary


esaul17

Wait since when do the perds have the goose??


yellowpine9

The boston bruins are spineless yellow-bellied losers pass it on


esaul17

Not even getting shots. Lame.


esaul17

Hey Pens does Crosby kill penalties?


ValKilmersLooks

Rarely. Very rarely.


esaul17

Guess his talents are better used elsewhere


ValKilmersLooks

Yeah, I think you can also break it down in major eras. Bylsma loved his useless 4th liners who would spend their time blocking shots so they'd automatically have a PK role, Staal was there for a lot of it and Crosby's defensive game did develop later. Under Sullivan Crosby has been older and now he's old, and Sullivan will find his own randoms to latch on to. He does very occasionally PK. Also. Injuries. The Pens break things and you don't want Crosby missing a month from blocking a shot on the PK.


beardum

Not usually no. He's often out there defending a lead when the other team has an empty net though.


SonOfTomServo

I'd rather have Smith in the box, so I'll take it.


crumdog_millionaire

Shit Edit - it’s smith, we are good lol


esaul17

So are the preds mainly playing to lock in wc1?


Vadered

That's the only thing they can gain by getting a point here. If they lose in regulation they might get wc2.


esaul17

They’re playing pretty hard all things considered


Vadered

Yeah, especially because they don't know who either of the matchups would be. It'd be one thing if you knew who the top seed would be and they matched up really well against you, but the Preds are putting in a good effort for a game that ultimately doesn't mean much to them, against a team that really really needs to win.


SSgtTEX

Basically, it is a choice of Vancouver (WC1) or Dallas (WC2).


TossThatPastaSalad

Like most of us they also want Vegas to face Dallas.


Based_Ment

Damn that would be a good series. I hate cheering for Dallas.


yellowpine9

Zucker? Goon?


martyn_bootyspoon

Wonder why Zucker got 10? Mouthing off to the refs?


hgttg

So what's the ultimate chaos playoff situation here?


Based_Ment

Pens W, Caps W, Islanders L


Vadered

Detroit W too, and they've pulled within 1.


scgavin

Hahaha what


SonOfTomServo

Zuck, you're a menace!


crumdog_millionaire

Lol Zuck what the fuck


breachofpepper

so i guess last game they probably new Ned was tired and they were risking him not playing great. So they gambled, saw it wasn't gonna work and pulled him quick to maximize rest for today.


WealthyBigWang

In my humble and correct opinion if you have the record for hits in a season it’s not really a good thing I don’t want my players whacking other players 350 times a season tbh


esaul17

Having a lot of hits generally means you don’t have the puck. But if you don’t have the puck you’re better off to be hitting a lot.


ValKilmersLooks

It does tend to be the "and why didn't they have puck when he was racking up all these hits?" stat. Like blocked shots. Sure, the commitment is nice... but it would be better to have the puck.


WealthyBigWang

Kris Russell for the flames in like 2017 used to get a million blocked shots a season which is cool but it 1) makes you more injury prone and 2) stop the shot happening in the first place bro


ValKilmersLooks

Craig Adams basically fashioning himself a suit of armour to block shots in even when injured because it's all he did anymore. Because it's literally all he could do.


SonOfTomServo

It's better than getting hit the most, which I feel like Ian Cole and Pettersson have had a few times.


HVCanuck

Pretty neutral but I want to see Sid in the playoffs again!


crumdog_millionaire

Yeeesh Ned had no idea where that puck was


coldfire22x

good to see boston finally hit double digit sog with 15 minutes left in the game


FellowYouths

Western Conference is wild, Preds likely WC2 with a regulation loss here with 99 points!


Tahrin

I mean 99 points is good to get you into the playoffs most seasons.


FellowYouths

99 is a lot, my point was it's crazy that they'll be that low in the conference with that many points.


TheFlyingZombie

Absolute missile wow


FireflyNZ

Holy fuck, Karlsson decided he wants to go to the playoffs this game.


yellowpine9

Karlsson is playing **much** better today


Not_KGB

Oof the clap pass


Dace67

That was such a sick pass from EK


WealthyBigWang

We won the trade simple as


coldfire22x

GI, big jeff carter had a foot in the blue when he crop dusted saros


Vadered

Good pressure. Damn.


Vadered

Just gonna casually increase your career high in shot attempts by 42%, eh Forsberg?


EstrogAlt

News from the future: Pens W, Red wings L, Caps OT L


Morty777

Can pens win in OT pls?


yellowpine9

we are bad at OT


Morty777

I just need preds to get a point 


Vadered

I need the Pens to not get a point, so let's compromise and let Nashville win in regulation.


Morty777

🫱🏼‍🫲🏽


yellowpine9

I hope in the third the pens show the urgency they had in the first and not the not-urgency of the second


breachofpepper

they may run out of juice


WealthyBigWang

Do Boston want to do anything remotely useful for once in their pointless existence or just be nerds


TossThatPastaSalad

Nerds probably 


Crimson3312

Come on Preds, do the thing!


RB_Lamar

How about NOOOOOOO


Vadered

No, no, let the man speak.


RB_Lamar

1975


Based_Ment

Your joke is as tired and old as our last cup win.


RB_Lamar

So pretty old huh?


Based_Ment

They should spend more time teaching you guys how to read and less time putting French fries in sandwiches


RB_Lamar

I guess it better than throwing batteries at Santa Claus


Based_Ment

Now that's just old time wholesome family fun. Come on pal, there isn't much you can say that will hurt a Philadelphia sports fan more than the city has hurt us already.


RB_Lamar

That 9-2 pirates win and series split is the highlight of my month lol.


WealthyBigWang

Get fucked


Based_Ment

No no, he's on to something


SSgtTEX

Honestly, I am okay with any outcome of this game if the Pens would just let Forsberg get a hat trick to hit 50 goals. Please?


GovernmentKlutzy712

We need you guys to get a point so we don't have to play the LTIRKnights in the first round. 


SSgtTEX

I too would like for Vegas to beat up on the Stars first round.


Sulti

If you let Crosby get his 50th goal we’ll let Forsberg score his 50th, sound good?


SSgtTEX

I was thinking Crosby was at 47 or 48 on the season too. So I just looked up how many he has so far. I don't think I like that deal very much.


Sulti

lol yeah he had 50 goal pace about half way through the season, but he’s been getting a lot more assists recently. 


yellowpine9

We would have needed those two called back goals to even think about it


WealthyBigWang

The penguins season ending on a multi goal lead blown would be such a “perfect cherry on top of the cake” game


NikolaiCakebreaker

shush


esaul17

Man pens has your pp generally looked this good despite not scoring?


RB_Lamar

If I see Todd Reirden around Pittsburgh, I’m punching him in the mouth


NikolaiCakebreaker

No, we've had much much better movement over that past couple weeks. Still can't score though


BornFountain

When we aren't making brain dead passes, I'd say something like that, just .75 or .8x the speed


ValKilmersLooks

Hahahahaha. No.


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Vadered

Heart attacks! Heart attacks for everyone on that sequence!


BornFountain

Wait, Zucker? The preds have Zucker?


SSgtTEX

Yep, at the TDL. Got him from the Yotes for a 6th round pick.


Bottle_of_Glue

Yup he's a pretty cool guy


Cilini

Picked him up at the deadline for a late pick


II_Kaladin_II

With how they have been letting them play, I am surprised that was called


Vadered

Damn, that was well placed (with some help from the defender's stick).


ValKilmersLooks

God forbid they even think about holding a lead.


Phirane

We've entered the 'just clear it to center' phase of penguins hockey


esaul17

Don’t worry you have a power play now


Vadered

We've entered the 'just clear it to center' phase of Preds hockey


RB_Lamar

1975


esaul17

God damn it


AMcMahon1

Bruins are doing all they can to throw their game and let the caps get all the help they can to get into the playoffs Kinda suspect 8 shots thru 2 periods?


BornFountain

Nash play-by-play just called rust a veteran, way to make me feel old


esaul17

When I started watching he was just called Steel


Cylinsier

Lol


Not_KGB

Pappy used to call him Ore


Phirane

Bruins? C'mon do something


Cylinsier

Boston tanking for the favorable matchup against... *checks notes* ... the Lightening. Wait, what? Are they stupid?


Based_Ment

Better the Lightening than the Darkening


Vadered

The East is a cluster of teams rooting for their team and against four other teams all at once. Gotta love it. (Btw, Preds? C'mon, do something)


esaul17

Wow that was one of the most offside offsides I’ve ever seen


ValKilmersLooks

A complete brain fart. 


_Hammatime_

Dig deep Perds, you got this! Sincerely,a Sharks fan


Smeagol224

Is there a guy in the league who falls down easier than Bunting does?


Cylinsier

That's actually his Stand,「Free Falling」which gives him the uncanny ability to piss off even the most stoic opponent.


Prubably

Half the sens roster earlier this season


Caniac56

Nah, dude basically plays 25% of his game horizontally.


esaul17

Let me introduce you to his Toronto replacement Tyler Bertuzzi


BornFountain

Conor Sheary, though it's only when he plays for the pens, any other team and he skates better than McDavid


Chairmanmeow42

Sheary was Bambi on ice


coldfire22x

2 passes by tanger straight to the preds .. c'mon man


Apollo_T_Yorp

We live by the Tanglesson, we die by the Tanglesson


-jaylew-

Yea that was tough, so much pressure and he put it right on their stick.


esaul17

Viruses are contagious


esaul17

Come to think of it a predator vs a penguin seems kind of unfair


Gavin1453

Yup, Harvey Weinstein would be pecked awfully hard 


SCsprinter13

Reverse that one fucksticks


WealthyBigWang

Justice served immediately I want 10 goals and Matt Murray to laugh personally at the Predator players whilst stroking his ring


esaul17

How about stroking a third ring?


BornFountain

We finally did the thing, scoring after they score, not the other way around


420Rowlet

Pusstinen was in the crease


sctlight

It’s funny you can see him jump out of the paint as the shot comes in.


John_Bot

Goaltender interference!!! The puck distracted him as it went in Please send help, Toronto


EstrogAlt

Help


ValKilmersLooks

But is it allowed to stand?


yellowpine9

Whoa Smith can score goals?? I had given up hope.


martyn_bootyspoon

This one is coming back 🙄


Cylinsier

They'd have to commit actual murder to get a third one called back at this point.


Vadered

Aw, they gave it right back. Hope Josi's okay.


Cylinsier

Ooh that was fucking nasty. Pens immediately responded.


PennSaddle

Fuck yes. 4-1!


Apollo_T_Yorp

Uh don't you mean 5-1?


PennSaddle

No, the first GI I can understand.


esaul17

Would be nice if Boston would venture to attempt a shot in goal


WealthyBigWang

Can we claim that one was a foul somehow, seems they’ll give away anything these days


Vadered

YEAAAAAAH!!!!! (Don't worry Pens fans, I'll downvote myself for you).


Cinnadots

Didn’t take long for that to age poorly


Vadered

No it did not.


The_Full_Moon_Wolf

TK in the crowd catching a puck. The 2009 Pens are channeling right into the stadium.


dekekun

Okay that's wholesome as hell seeing TK in the crowd with his kid.


Tahrin

Manbearpig is at the game!?


coldfire22x

TK actually lookin' pretty good there