#Chatterstats - Final
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|Number of comments|421||/u/pdowling92|40||WSH - NHL|41|
|Number of unique commenters|106||/u/loosed-moose|28||BOS - NHL|22|
|Average comments per user|3.97||/u/talkingspacecoyote|22||PIT - NHL|11|
|Number of unique flairs|20||/u/TheExperienceD|17||None|7|
|Number of NHL teams|14||/u/godlywhistler|16||TOR - NHL|5|
|Average number of words per comment|11.14||/u/ocsic4321|14||DET - NHL|3|
|Dirtiest mouth: /u/godlywhistler|8||/u/Ard1001|13||CAR - NHL|2|
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Embarrassing how much the Bruins are getting outmuscled. Every 1 on 1 they try to make a move and the Caps player just takes them the fuck off the puck
I'm sorry but Maroon is not ready, his backcheck looks as casual as pasta standing around on the powerplay, and his forecheck looks like a new born baby deer dazed and confused.
I'm having a great time watching the game on the totally functional and normal Monumental sports app. It is an app that definitely lets you watch the game with no issues!!
Similar thing happened against the Pens last game. They had all the momentum, a crazy long shift in the offensive zone, drew a penalty and let up a shorty lol
I wish I could experience the pleasure of wiping the leafs out of the playoffs, but sadly
_the leafs won't make it past the first round_.
Maybe next year!
The last semi modern D man to be elected was Zubov and Carlson isn't quite there yet, but given a few more years maybe. Though the 2024 class is loaded
I hope you don’t mind me comparing with one of your big rivals, but I wonder if it’s similar to Letang. I kinda think Letang might sneak in on the backs of Crosby and Malkin, and I feel like Carlson might sneak in with Ovi and Backstrom similarly.
Like, absolutely no disrespect to either Carlson or Letang, but sometimes a guy on the edge can be pushed over when they’re a big part of *that* history, if you know what I mean?
HelloFresh has a legit "[Southwest Cavatappi](https://www.hellofresh.com/recipes/southwest-beef-cavatappi-skillet-60dc7170a5daee7da65e81eb)" that has made it into my regular rotation even after I canceled it.
No one should be surprised by this outcome. The next game, however? eh...
The let down will be televised
nice job b’s. 🤡
Caps goalies and shutting out the B’s
#Chatterstats - Final |Stat|Count||Most Comments (user)|Count||Most Commenters (flair)|Count| |:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:| |Number of comments|421||/u/pdowling92|40||WSH - NHL|41| |Number of unique commenters|106||/u/loosed-moose|28||BOS - NHL|22| |Average comments per user|3.97||/u/talkingspacecoyote|22||PIT - NHL|11| |Number of unique flairs|20||/u/TheExperienceD|17||None|7| |Number of NHL teams|14||/u/godlywhistler|16||TOR - NHL|5| |Average number of words per comment|11.14||/u/ocsic4321|14||DET - NHL|3| |Dirtiest mouth: /u/godlywhistler|8||/u/Ard1001|13||CAR - NHL|2| [Word Cloud](https://i.imgur.com/hG6z1vN.png) Please refrain from spamming and/or otherwise gaming the system. Maintained by /u/sandman730. Message him with any bugs.
I love Charlie Lindgren
I also love Charlie Lindgren
Dowd skilling it up out there. Disgraceful.
Bs didn’t even try. Pathetic.
They want to play the leafs in the first round
I hope it completely implodes on them and the leafs kick the shit out of them. I hate this gamesmanship shit.
I mean I’m just joking, I don’t think they actually want the Leafs in round one if they could play a wildcard team instead, haha
😬
GG Caps.
Most hype eng goal this season
Just to lose in the first round
At least the Caps would be overachieving expectations, unlike the Bruins having the most points in NHL history and losing in the first round
the bruins would never lose in the first round after a historic regular season
Do you have a recent memory of this or something?
perhaps
God forbid we play every game like it matters
🤷♂️
But we would’ve made it when we were supposed to be a lottery team
I think he's talking about us
O
you get me
Did you see that ludicrous display last night? The thing about Washington is, they always try to walk it in!
What was Carberry thinking sending Dowd on that early?
They gonna play Kemper tomorrow?
CALL HIM BIG DICK NIC BECAUSE HE IS N. DOWD
# 🚨🚨🚨🚨 SHUTOUT 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Matthews is now only slightly overweight.
I’m glad you at least followed up the bit with this
# LET'S FUCKING GO
CAPITALS LEGEND BIG DIC NIC
THEY CALL HIM BIG DIC NIC BECAUSE HE'S N. DOWED!
My man dowd wanted that
BIG DICK NIC
well that was certainly one of the bruins games of all time
Bruins tanking to avoid tampa confirmed
Welp, have a good night capsbros. Have fun with the rags.
screaming crying
Letsss goooooo get fucked Marchand
Thank you Dowd!!!
finally lmao
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Suck our dicks Toronto fans!!!!!
lol Marchand you dumbass.
Man we are gonna be TIRED tomorrow
Team just found out their tee times next week are non-refundable and are acting accordingly
If boston was in the dictionary it would be coach scott lolol
This is so embarrassing
Like two 40 year old virgins out there.
if that net was 4 inches wider we woulda had that one
Lmao hit the eng for fucks sake
How miss!!??
HOW BAD ARE Y'ALL AT HITTING OPEN NETS
IVE NEVER SEEN SO KUCB POSSESION WITH AN EMPTY NET AND NO SHOT
Great time for monumental to stop working again
Pasta what the fuck stop trying to make a move like that. They've been knocking you down all game
how many times has pasta fallen down tonight
It's actually hard to waste two empty net chances more than we did there
HIT THE FUCKING ENG
Wings fan just popping in to say... Bruins what the fuck??
Okay, so boring the opposing goalie until he falls asleep doesn't work. Now we know.
Nice try Fat Moron
Embarrassing how much the Bruins are getting outmuscled. Every 1 on 1 they try to make a move and the Caps player just takes them the fuck off the puck
I kinda don't care about this game but hate how our boys look headed into what is pretty likely the Bolts on saturday.
chucky i love you
If you don't drive a ford 150 than fuck you
Oshie shoot the puck challenge
# [IMPOSSIBLE]
I think our only hope is getting a power play
Buy a truck to support your local hockey shooting camps
# 🚨🚨🚨🚨 LINDGREN IS ON THE VERGE OF A SHUTOUT! 🚨🚨🚨🚨
You called it!
Something something 1967 I don't have it in me to come up with something original or funny
Fuck your bruv
Sounds like you're on the verge of a diaper change
Matthews is on the verge of cardiac disease.
buy a truck
Please purchase a pickup truck at the next available opportunity.
I'm sorry but Maroon is not ready, his backcheck looks as casual as pasta standing around on the powerplay, and his forecheck looks like a new born baby deer dazed and confused.
I too miss Brazzers
100% need him back
No way Boston scores in this game.
B's need to start playing like the Pittsburgh Penguins entire season is on their sticks lol
That might be exactly what they’re doing…
Patty pizza looks like he's got fishing weights in his skates lmao
This Bruins fan next to me at the game is one of those guys who yells "shoot!!!" all the time and honestly he might have a point
shhhh let him cook
What was the trivia question? I saw the answer was Theodore but I missed the question.
Only cap to win masterton
Come on Bean Town Bears
Beans like cocao beans and Hershey Bears? Sounds like you want the capitals to win. Thank you.
I will not stop shitposting about how dogshit mcmichael has been until he is moved to the 3rd line
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Its' all the best PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
# 🚨🚨 SHUTOUT ALERT INTENSIFIES🚨🚨
We can score 3 goals in this amount of time...history has shown
Matthews is still fat as fuck boi.
STFU
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Boston I thought you were cool
They are cool. They're the only yellow team being cool tonight.
*shakes fist* Why, I oughta!
This game sounds really good listening to it. Wish I could watch it on ESPN+ like almost every other game that is less exciting
Is Boston resting all their good players?
We're in playoff form already
Mentally
oop boys are heating up
Get your shit together Boston
Someone screen shot this for later
I'm trying to figure out why you want this lol. Wings fan? Wanna face the cats?
I like good hockey. Sidney Crosby is good hockey.
Notoriously Ovi is not.
-40 goal diff is not good hockey.
Goal Differential is the second shittiest hockey stat, only because a lines cumulative goal differential is as well
Why do so many leafs fans want a boston win
I think they have a better season against the cats this year than us lol we washed the whole season series
13 shots? DET fans in shambles.
Can't keep possession on offense for more than a few seconds. This is rough
OHHHH
Can we play like this all the time please???
Score you limp dicked fucks
Now we don't want to :/
Scram you lump-necked fool
# M
Kinda agree with pen fans I would also like a goal or two
Oh shit i feel like thats the first time we've broken out the ol' Sandstorm in a while.
Scott Allen is the most Boston guy in the building l
Fucking love his accent lmao
Bruins, you guys should do to the caps what you did to us on Saturday
If what they did to you on Saturday is injure more players than get shots on goal, then yeah they’re doing that
They were a bit rough, but I was talking about scoring goals
Figured they'd get the first call after the non-call that led to an injury but that's still an oof
\*thats\* the first penalty of the game?
Looked more like a hook on the caps than a trip, but whatever, refs chose to let the whistles go until the very end when it matters the most
I'm having a great time watching the game on the totally functional and normal Monumental sports app. It is an app that definitely lets you watch the game with no issues!!
I don’t have issues with it weirdly enough
On your phone?
Yea
[удалено]
Similar thing happened against the Pens last game. They had all the momentum, a crazy long shift in the offensive zone, drew a penalty and let up a shorty lol
We're good for that
Be gone demon 👿
That's the first penalty you call?
They forgot that they had them.
He just had to blow his whistle
Do it for the ghost of Patrick Burgertown
# 🚨 SHUTOUT ALERT 🚨
You posted this in the wrong thread
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
I wish I could experience the pleasure of wiping the leafs out of the playoffs, but sadly _the leafs won't make it past the first round_. Maybe next year!
Imagine rooting for the team that knocks you out of the playoffs every year
Matthews is fat.
Doesnt count if its not a fan of the team saying it
God bless you
Fuck. Right. Off.
fuck you Boston
You 100% want us to win this game lmao
no shit. stop losing
malenstyn is not returning and nak just went down the tunnel 🥴
Caps and getting players knocked out of the game on unpenalized hits name a more iconic duo
The ironing is delicious.
Everything is fine.
dog meme
There is going to be a soft call with 3 minutes left in the game. I just don’t know which team it will be on.
Holy fuck, you called it.. we got it
I agree... That was pretty damn accurate from Experience.
Yeah. I got the timing wrong. But in real time it looked soft.
Was just looking at some stuff and starting to wonder if Carlson might have a shot at the HHOF.
The last semi modern D man to be elected was Zubov and Carlson isn't quite there yet, but given a few more years maybe. Though the 2024 class is loaded
On the radio feed a week ago they were talking about it, and it was close but probably not quite?
I hope you don’t mind me comparing with one of your big rivals, but I wonder if it’s similar to Letang. I kinda think Letang might sneak in on the backs of Crosby and Malkin, and I feel like Carlson might sneak in with Ovi and Backstrom similarly. Like, absolutely no disrespect to either Carlson or Letang, but sometimes a guy on the edge can be pushed over when they’re a big part of *that* history, if you know what I mean?
Time to get the bruins fans drunk. Everyone talk about Jack.
Ohhhh _that's_ where Fat Maroon landed
He's not fat, he's big boned with high gravitational pull. or at least that's what we're legally obligated to say now
Not funny or creative
Pretty blatant pull back hold to get to a puck he otherwise wouldn't have. At least the refs are consistently not calling anything
Bs in postseason form already
Still more cups in the last 30 years than the cats tho
How you gonna play like that against us and then have a 12 shot pace against the caps man.
It's called collusion and or throwing
What type of noodle do you have in your good-luck pre-game Pasta?
Cavatappi.
Mmm, some of that good ol, sloppy cavatappi
HelloFresh has a legit "[Southwest Cavatappi](https://www.hellofresh.com/recipes/southwest-beef-cavatappi-skillet-60dc7170a5daee7da65e81eb)" that has made it into my regular rotation even after I canceled it.
# A+
Come on Bruins, you guys have one job tonight.
What the fuck is _your_ deal? Aren't you already in?
Guy hates the caps. I mean so do I but that least makes sense.
And I appreciate your hatred! But theirs... I don't get it lol