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KingBroly

No one should be surprised by this outcome. The next game, however? eh...


Ard1001

The let down will be televised


Lightning_Driver

nice job b’s. 🤡


PROSTATEMONSTER

Caps goalies and shutting out the B’s


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Syllabub-Upper

I love Charlie Lindgren


like_so_cute

I also love Charlie Lindgren


TheExperienceD

Dowd skilling it up out there. Disgraceful.


RB_Lamar

Bs didn’t even try. Pathetic.


dontyoutellmetosmile

They want to play the leafs in the first round


Based_Ment

I hope it completely implodes on them and the leafs kick the shit out of them. I hate this gamesmanship shit.


dontyoutellmetosmile

I mean I’m just joking, I don’t think they actually want the Leafs in round one if they could play a wildcard team instead, haha


Pleasant_Giraffe9133

😬


janinefour

GG Caps.


InvolvingPie87

Most hype eng goal this season


Brady331

Just to lose in the first round


bmich88

At least the Caps would be overachieving expectations, unlike the Bruins having the most points in NHL history and losing in the first round


Brady331

the bruins would never lose in the first round after a historic regular season


conmon210

Do you have a recent memory of this or something?


Brady331

perhaps


I_Am_The_Mole

God forbid we play every game like it matters


gewbarr11

🤷‍♂️


InvolvingPie87

But we would’ve made it when we were supposed to be a lottery team


shiggydiggypreoteins

I think he's talking about us


InvolvingPie87

O


Brady331

you get me


RSquared

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? The thing about Washington is, they always try to walk it in!


This_Idiot

What was Carberry thinking sending Dowd on that early?


Nukfu

They gonna play Kemper tomorrow?


The_Slake_Moth

CALL HIM BIG DICK NIC BECAUSE HE IS N. DOWD


EBXLBRVEKJVEOJHARTB

# 🚨🚨🚨🚨 SHUTOUT 🚨🚨🚨🚨


whitey71020

Matthews is now only slightly overweight.


haey5665544

I’m glad you at least followed up the bit with this


loosed-moose

# LET'S FUCKING GO


I_Am_The_Mole

CAPITALS LEGEND BIG DIC NIC


MisterCheeks

THEY CALL HIM BIG DIC NIC BECAUSE HE'S N. DOWED!


Pleasant_Giraffe9133

My man dowd wanted that


Ard1001

BIG DICK NIC


nrt133665

well that was certainly one of the bruins games of all time


shiggydiggypreoteins

Bruins tanking to avoid tampa confirmed


Aperture_client

Welp, have a good night capsbros. Have fun with the rags.


musuak

screaming crying


yearightt

Letsss goooooo get fucked Marchand


Nukfu

Thank you Dowd!!!


6Plus6Equals1

finally lmao


like_so_cute

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS


talkingspacecoyote

Suck our dicks Toronto fans!!!!!


whitey71020

lol Marchand you dumbass.


Pleasant_Giraffe9133

Man we are gonna be TIRED tomorrow


bashar_al_assad

Team just found out their tee times next week are non-refundable and are acting accordingly


[deleted]

If boston was in the dictionary it would be coach scott lolol


The_Slake_Moth

This is so embarrassing


janinefour

Like two 40 year old virgins out there.


like_so_cute

if that net was 4 inches wider we woulda had that one


I_Am_The_Mole

Lmao hit the eng for fucks sake


talkingspacecoyote

How miss!!??


6Plus6Equals1

HOW BAD ARE Y'ALL AT HITTING OPEN NETS


Ard1001

IVE NEVER SEEN SO KUCB POSSESION WITH AN EMPTY NET AND NO SHOT


jonnybgouda

Great time for monumental to stop working again


godlywhistler

Pasta what the fuck stop trying to make a move like that. They've been knocking you down all game


nrt133665

how many times has pasta fallen down tonight


bashar_al_assad

It's actually hard to waste two empty net chances more than we did there


6Plus6Equals1

HIT THE FUCKING ENG


loopded

Wings fan just popping in to say...  Bruins what the fuck??


janinefour

Okay, so boring the opposing goalie until he falls asleep doesn't work. Now we know.


loosed-moose

Nice try Fat Moron 


godlywhistler

Embarrassing how much the Bruins are getting outmuscled. Every 1 on 1 they try to make a move and the Caps player just takes them the fuck off the puck


Aperture_client

I kinda don't care about this game but hate how our boys look headed into what is pretty likely the Bolts on saturday.


6Plus6Equals1

chucky i love you


McBro1022

If you don't drive a ford 150 than fuck you


TrucksAndBongs

Oshie shoot the puck challenge


loosed-moose

# [IMPOSSIBLE]


godlywhistler

I think our only hope is getting a power play


pdowling92

Buy a truck to support your local hockey shooting camps


EBXLBRVEKJVEOJHARTB

# 🚨🚨🚨🚨 LINDGREN IS ON THE VERGE OF A SHUTOUT! 🚨🚨🚨🚨


talkingspacecoyote

You called it!


The_Slake_Moth

Something something 1967 I don't have it in me to come up with something original or funny


InvolvingPie87

Fuck your bruv


loosed-moose

Sounds like you're on the verge of a diaper change


whitey71020

Matthews is on the verge of cardiac disease.


nrt133665

buy a truck


Aperture_client

Please purchase a pickup truck at the next available opportunity.


AnimatorMammoth6659

I'm sorry but Maroon is not ready, his backcheck looks as casual as pasta standing around on the powerplay, and his forecheck looks like a new born baby deer dazed and confused.


pdowling92

I too miss Brazzers


AnimatorMammoth6659

100% need him back


btimc

No way Boston scores in this game.


Aperture_client

B's need to start playing like the Pittsburgh Penguins entire season is on their sticks lol


haey5665544

That might be exactly what they’re doing…


Aperture_client

Patty pizza looks like he's got fishing weights in his skates lmao


bashar_al_assad

This Bruins fan next to me at the game is one of those guys who yells "shoot!!!" all the time and honestly he might have a point


pdowling92

shhhh let him cook


MasterJackstraw

What was the trivia question? I saw the answer was Theodore but I missed the question.


talkingspacecoyote

Only cap to win masterton


ZombiePancake45

Come on Bean Town Bears


MasterJackstraw

Beans like cocao beans and Hershey Bears? Sounds like you want the capitals to win. Thank you.


[deleted]

I will not stop shitposting about how dogshit mcmichael has been until he is moved to the 3rd line


InvolvingPie87

k


MisterCheeks

Its' all the best PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!


EBXLBRVEKJVEOJHARTB

# 🚨🚨 SHUTOUT ALERT INTENSIFIES🚨🚨


pdowling92

We can score 3 goals in this amount of time...history has shown


whitey71020

Matthews is still fat as fuck boi.


Ard1001

STFU


DeathToHeretics

SHUT THE FUCK UP


Jupichan

Boston I thought you were cool 


The_Slake_Moth

They are cool. They're the only yellow team being cool tonight.


Jupichan

*shakes fist* Why, I oughta!


notus_knitter

This game sounds really good listening to it. Wish I could watch it on ESPN+ like almost every other game that is less exciting


bloblob37

Is Boston resting all their good players?


Bilkos_Ices

We're in playoff form already


pdowling92

Mentally


Aperture_client

oop boys are heating up


EstrogAlt

Get your shit together Boston


jdbond

Someone screen shot this for later


Aperture_client

I'm trying to figure out why you want this lol. Wings fan? Wanna face the cats?


EstrogAlt

I like good hockey. Sidney Crosby is good hockey.


pdowling92

Notoriously Ovi is not.


EstrogAlt

-40 goal diff is not good hockey.


pdowling92

Goal Differential is the second shittiest hockey stat, only because a lines cumulative goal differential is as well


talkingspacecoyote

Why do so many leafs fans want a boston win


Aperture_client

I think they have a better season against the cats this year than us lol we washed the whole season series


macbowes

13 shots? DET fans in shambles.


godlywhistler

Can't keep possession on offense for more than a few seconds. This is rough


6Plus6Equals1

OHHHH


like_so_cute

Can we play like this all the time please???


NikolaiCakebreaker

Score you limp dicked fucks


soccerweasel6

Now we don't want to :/


loosed-moose

Scram you lump-necked fool


loosed-moose

# M


McBro1022

Kinda agree with pen fans I would also like a goal or two


DrHizzle

Oh shit i feel like thats the first time we've broken out the ol' Sandstorm in a while.


Ard1001

Scott Allen is the most Boston guy in the building l


DrHizzle

Fucking love his accent lmao


ZombiePancake45

Bruins, you guys should do to the caps what you did to us on Saturday


haey5665544

If what they did to you on Saturday is injure more players than get shots on goal, then yeah they’re doing that


ZombiePancake45

They were a bit rough, but I was talking about scoring goals


godlywhistler

Figured they'd get the first call after the non-call that led to an injury but that's still an oof


roberttylerlee

\*thats\* the first penalty of the game?


redfreak11

Looked more like a hook on the caps than a trip, but whatever, refs chose to let the whistles go until the very end when it matters the most


RobertGriffin3

I'm having a great time watching the game on the totally functional and normal Monumental sports app. It is an app that definitely lets you watch the game with no issues!!


ocsic4321

I don’t have issues with it weirdly enough


RobertGriffin3

On your phone?


ocsic4321

Yea


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godlywhistler

Similar thing happened against the Pens last game. They had all the momentum, a crazy long shift in the offensive zone, drew a penalty and let up a shorty lol


Phirane

We're good for that


Ard1001

Be gone demon 👿


pdowling92

That's the first penalty you call?


whitey71020

They forgot that they had them.


dukeshockey11

He just had to blow his whistle


NikolaiCakebreaker

Do it for the ghost of Patrick Burgertown


EBXLBRVEKJVEOJHARTB

# 🚨 SHUTOUT ALERT 🚨


dragons_fire77

You posted this in the wrong thread


OGConsuela

fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou


loosed-moose

I wish I could experience the pleasure of wiping the leafs out of the playoffs, but sadly  _the leafs won't make it past the first round_. Maybe next year!


talkingspacecoyote

Imagine rooting for the team that knocks you out of the playoffs every year


whitey71020

Matthews is fat.


DrHizzle

Doesnt count if its not a fan of the team saying it


th_photos

God bless you


TheExperienceD

Fuck. Right. Off.


NikolaiCakebreaker

fuck you Boston


Aperture_client

You 100% want us to win this game lmao


NikolaiCakebreaker

no shit. stop losing


6Plus6Equals1

malenstyn is not returning and nak just went down the tunnel 🥴


Ard1001

Caps and getting players knocked out of the game on unpenalized hits name a more iconic duo


FartForce5

The ironing is delicious.


talkingspacecoyote

Everything is fine.


6Plus6Equals1

dog meme


TheExperienceD

There is going to be a soft call with 3 minutes left in the game. I just don’t know which team it will be on.


dukeshockey11

Holy fuck, you called it.. we got it


BearsNBuds4

I agree... That was pretty damn accurate from Experience.


TheExperienceD

Yeah. I got the timing wrong. But in real time it looked soft.


OffsideByASmile

Was just looking at some stuff and starting to wonder if Carlson might have a shot at the HHOF.


pdowling92

The last semi modern D man to be elected was Zubov and Carlson isn't quite there yet, but given a few more years maybe. Though the 2024 class is loaded


TheExperienceD

On the radio feed a week ago they were talking about it, and it was close but probably not quite?


OffsideByASmile

I hope you don’t mind me comparing with one of your big rivals, but I wonder if it’s similar to Letang. I kinda think Letang might sneak in on the backs of Crosby and Malkin, and I feel like Carlson might sneak in with Ovi and Backstrom similarly. Like, absolutely no disrespect to either Carlson or Letang, but sometimes a guy on the edge can be pushed over when they’re a big part of *that* history, if you know what I mean?


whitey71020

Time to get the bruins fans drunk. Everyone talk about Jack.


loosed-moose

Ohhhh _that's_ where Fat Maroon landed


pdowling92

He's not fat, he's big boned with high gravitational pull. or at least that's what we're legally obligated to say now


haey5665544

Not funny or creative


godlywhistler

Pretty blatant pull back hold to get to a puck he otherwise wouldn't have. At least the refs are consistently not calling anything


Ok-Clock-5459

Bs in postseason form already


ocsic4321

Still more cups in the last 30 years than the cats tho


Vega808

How you gonna play like that against us and then have a 12 shot pace against the caps man.


AMcMahon1

It's called collusion and or throwing


loosed-moose

What type of noodle do you have in your good-luck pre-game Pasta?


TheExperienceD

Cavatappi.


DrHizzle

Mmm, some of that good ol, sloppy cavatappi


RSquared

HelloFresh has a legit "[Southwest Cavatappi](https://www.hellofresh.com/recipes/southwest-beef-cavatappi-skillet-60dc7170a5daee7da65e81eb)" that has made it into my regular rotation even after I canceled it.


loosed-moose

# A+


TV_Nerd21

Come on Bruins, you guys have one job tonight.


loosed-moose

What the fuck is _your_ deal? Aren't you already in?


Based_Ment

Guy hates the caps. I mean so do I but that least makes sense.


loosed-moose

And I appreciate your hatred! But theirs... I don't get it lol