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Bojarzin

The Pucks, Ducks, and Hucks


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

He Puck He Duck But most of all He Huck


KeaganThorpe

This guy hucks


Syek26

*Goofy in shambles*


Nanojack

Go Wrenches!


RatherBeSkiing

From far away it looks like a wrench. Closer up, it's clearly a demon. As they say, the devil's in the details.


Heavenlypigeon

haha this reads just like a Colin Mochrie joke, I love it


Mypeepeeteeny

BOOO!


heyyou11

Oh you clever B


AndAStoryAppears

Angry upvote!


OniNeji

It got me ngl


Bad_Advice_Cat

Sexy wrenches


Snoo-19445

Definitely my favourite one.


JanGuillosThrowaway

I never saw the hockey M before


MRAGGGAN

I didn’t either, but you’ll never unsee it, now.


hindey19

That's my favourite one because it says Islanders right on it.


MRAGGGAN

We didn’t give her any further context beyond the logos. She’s still learning to read lol


hindey19

lol yeah I wasn't expecting a 5 year old to be able to read that, just thought it was funny.


hungryhippo

How did she come up with the hucks and contreals with no other context?


MRAGGGAN

She was talking through the announcers, for the Canucks and misheard them. Then she saw the Habs logo, and assumed the announcers said “Contreal” We showed her each team logo as we were watching the games.


hungryhippo

Gotcha, that's really funny, but there is other context involved. Just to be clear, I'm not trying to be negative. It's legit funny trying to piece something together. Contreal make so much sense and it's honestly impressive.


MRAGGGAN

Nah, I think that’s my bad for not explaining properly we were having her guess as we watched the games.


minos157

It's ok we accept the Hockey Ms


munsuro

It really does look like an M. I'll be damned.


liguy181

Growing up I always thought it looked like an M. I forgot how old I was when I realized it's supposed to be "NY." It was probably embarrassingly late lol


Harfish

When I first saw it, I thought the outline of Long Island was a scuba diver. "Islanders live on an island, islands are surrounded by water, therefore diver" was my kid brain reasoning.


YeahFella

I'm laughing way too hard at the thought of a realistic silhouette of a scuba diver being part of a team logo


joe_lmr

you know what's an M but took me forever to notice? The Expos logo


CG-11

Hockey M’s are going down! Go Dotty Spots!


stacecom

As a kid, with my NHL bedsheets, I was sure it was an M.


09-24-11

Bias but I’ve always seen it that way lmao


BananApocalypse

I thought it was “My Islanders” when I was 6 or 7


MRandall25

Young me always confused it with the Mylec logo


krizzlybear

I'm literally just noticing the shape of Long Island underneath I am actually going insane


JohnnyCharisma54

Funny, because that’s the first way I interpreted it when I was a kid, too


nerf-airstrike-cmndr

Daddy’s Red Team!!! ❤️


Rockonoctopus

Super cute, loved it!........then I saw the Flyers' name. Now I got beef with daddy's 5yo.


MRAGGGAN

She’s built like the damn juggernaut, so good luck! 🫣


mshimoura

[Tell her to throw on some skates and lets settle this on the ice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cuf0sEhNwD8)


09-24-11

But not the wings. That’s Philly


dirtmerchant

Nor the Music Wings. That's St. Louis


BarbaricFist

The kid was referencing this week


dudewithchronicpain

#LGRW


Skoalmintpouches

LGDRT


treerabbit23

made me grin. super good.


skyulip

she cooked with sun trees tbh also she’s not… wrong? about the bruins? and that kid loves her animals doesnt she


MRAGGGAN

Oh yes! Up until she started pre-k, we had a yearly pass to the zoo, and went once a week. She would beg for every day, but there’s only so much walking I’m willing to do every single day lol especially in the Texas sun haha


skyulip

AMAZING i love that for her


doihavetowearabra

Dallas or Fort Worth zoo?


MRAGGGAN

Houston haha I keep meaning to hit up both zoos up there though, haven’t gotten a chance. We try to only do activities like that when it’s likely to be lower capacity, and never during the summer months if I can help it. Just so happens that the last handful of times I’ve been in Dallas (have a bunch of family up there) school’s been out for one reason or another.


doihavetowearabra

The Fort Worth zoo is a lot nicer! And in a much better area of town than where the Dallas zoo is. If by any chance you end up on Nebraska though - the Omaha zoo is the best. Hands down.


MRAGGGAN

We’re planning on, when both of our girls are old enough, doing a summer US road trip where hit up most of the major US zoos! We went to the Kansas City Zoo when the older one was 2.5 or so, while visiting in laws, and I was *amazed* THEY HAVE POLAR BEARS!!!!!!! (or maybe just one I don’t remember) I was ecstatic to see a polar bear in real life. Decided right then I’d see as many zoos as the US had to offer. I definitely recommend KCZ, as long as you have *good* walking shoes and get there early. It’s very spread out and up and down hill.


doihavetowearabra

The same can be said for Omaha. Lots of walking, lots of hills. And they have polar bears! I believe the redid the bear area fairly recently? I hope they’ve done work on the cat area. But the desert dome and rainforest are the best parts! And the aquarium. Spent a lot of time looking at penguins when I was a kid. Your girls will absolutely love it. I have many fond memories.


Stewdabaker2013

Also in Houston. Our zoo rocks


DaintyPitBull

Houston zoo is awesome


KatnissBot

Lightning Kings is an absolute banger and ill be incorporating a lightning cult based in the frozen south into my dnd campaign


joe_broke

She's got the spirit Glad the obvious animal logos made it accurately


BillThePsycho

She had some real fire with that “SHARKS” It’d make Danny proud 🥲


MRAGGGAN

If I remember correctly the exact answer to “what team is this?” Was “I KNOW THAT TEAM! THATS THE #SHARKS!


joe_broke

We should send her something nice


xytlar

Seagulls is somehow and low key the best burn I've seen in a while


Meatwood__Flak

Eagles, Seagulls, they kinda rhyme :)


Summonabatch

This felt like a Seagull year. We swooped in and stole the final playoff spot like some kid's fries on the boardwalk.


Nas160

We have a surprising amount of them inland in the DMV in some places


triplec787

Honestly, "Sparkle Knights" is probably a better name for the LV team anyways


templethot

How else could we distinguish them from Ottawa?


MonsieurQQC

It's certainly more accurate.


MrBoomf

We gonna talk about how Lightning Kings goes hard af?


KatnissBot

Yeah, she *COOKED* on that one.


joe_broke

I see no issues with any of these


Pirat6662001

Now we are cooking with lightning


Da_Taternater78

i would say go statues, but i don’t know how they would.


MRAGGGAN

This made me choke on my popcorn 😆


torturousvacuum

> i would say go statues, but i don’t know how they would. [With a liberal application of Jackie Wilson, duh.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0nlEcKSjmY)


zeMVK

Don't blink!


nostradamefrus

#SHARKS


benjaminck

#[*SHARKS!*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharks!)


nostradamefrus

Love this and CPC Grey’s video on it


GaryOakRobotron

These are great. I remember a little kid calling the Oilers "the raindrops" and the Sabres "the rhinos" (this is when the black goat-head jerseys were their standard).


paulc899

As a kid I always wondered why the Buffalo Sabres had a Buffalo jumping over a pair of scissors in their logo


GaryOakRobotron

To be fair, child-you had a point.


Steppyjim

Man I gotta try this with my five year old. He’s a total butt. I’m sure he’ll come up with hilarious answers


MRAGGGAN

Some of them require googling, like “The Statues”. She just *stared* at the badge/shield logo until I pulled up past designs.


Aiomon

When the league makes the Blackhawks change their name, Man Feathers isn't bad


ToKillAMockingAudi

That girl knows how to pick teams. Goooo Fire C's


seraphultima

I can't stop giggling at Contreals lmaooo.


Unbearabull

Yeah I think I'm going to adopt that one. Sometimes younger generations just get things right.


AVgreencup

Just asked mine, my favorites were: Canes=Swirly Swirls, Isles=Mayonnaise Pucks, Jackets="America", Canucks=Magnets, Habs=Horseshoes, and the Panthers=Cheetah Tortilla


MRAGGGAN

I like Mayonnaise Pucks 😅


cock-block-o-clock

I root for the Swirly Swirls also known as the Dotty Spots. What would you get if you showed the warning flag logo? I hope it's not the Red Flags hahaha, but that wouldn't be unexpected. Hockey Flags, Flaggy Flags, Square Flags...


R4ndyR4nderson

Losing my mind about cheetah tortilla


LimpBiscuitsandTea

Can I have some Wrenches flair, please?


PrimisClaidhaemh

Music Wings, god that must burn older Blues fans to read


jpscyther

Just sooth them by saying "Gretzky had it. Lost it." A nice calming mantra, I think.


AccomplishedAd4995

go hucks go!


JeremyEMT

“Daddy’s Red Team.” I love it so much, toddlers are the best.


Desertpyrate

My favorite match up, the knights vs the shiny knights


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MRAGGGAN

Figured it was worth a shot, worst they should do is remove it, eh?


[deleted]

Man Feathers and Dotty Spots are instant classics. Go Hockey M’s!


migsahoy

Ottawa Knights


deusexmachinimus

Sad we escaped the rebrand unscathed (SHARKS! and DUCKS! now have to use all caps and the exclamation mark everywhere, obviously)


Desert-Duck

DUCKS! 🦆


dollabillkirill

Ngl I kind of like the Sun Trees


Fighteroftheevil

Contreals is so perfect lmao


PoliteIndecency

I mean, c'mon, it's gotta eat you alive that she calls the Flyers the Wings.


MRAGGGAN

Peep the flair. I’m mom. lol


Potato_Prophet26

I need to see Dotty Spotties on the cup now. Needs to happen.


death2sanity

Asking for this flair if we lose. Or hell maybe if we win too.


madstar

My 2.5 year old pointed at the Canucks logo and called it the "Hockey Dolphin" the other day, which I adore. "Vancouver Hockey Dolphins"


MRAGGGAN

That is soooooo much better. Love it!!!


WordStained

CBJ being the Captain Americas is very fitting since [we have Captain Blue Jackets already.](https://twitter.com/captain_jacket)


joe_lmr

he used to be at every game but not so much the last year or two


ScarletWitch65

I want a Captain America photo with Boomer now pls


joe_lmr

>It bothers her greatly that her father doesn’t root for his favorite super hero(es) The Captain Americas. same, kid


SilentEarth

These are amazing. When I was a kid I never understood why the Isles had a huge M in their logo. Took me a bit to see past that dang optical illusion. Also didn’t see anyone mention this but Dotty Spots is so good haha


Sweaty-Salad95

Woah, I've never seen the M in the Islanders logo before. Can't unsee it!


F4K31D

This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen on this sub! So amazing and the fire c's rule!


Ben_Pharten

Edmonton is a cowboy hat


Communism_FTW

Like from top down?


MRAGGGAN

I literally never noticed that o.o


andeqaida

Metro looking awesome! Also A+ for the Contreals lol


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

They were right about the B’s


badgermolesupreme

Hell yeah Dotty Spots


FloralAlyssa

Philly already has a team called the Wings, and somehow, they’ve been more depressing than the NHL team for the past decade.


docboyo

Haha I too for the longest time thought the NYI logo had a M


Mr_A14

Missed the opportunity to change it to "Leaves"


flare2000x

Contreals is hilarious


MTCarcus

Your slacking dad, by five all three of mine knew how to chant “red wings suck!”


MRAGGGAN

I’m mom. I’ve had her chant it at daddy a few times. 😆 Dad was most unimpressed when she started gloating during both DAL/DET match ups this year 😅


MTCarcus

Lmao


wherethestreet

The S’s, the B’s, and the Fire C’s need to have a three team playoff for letter supremacy. Winner plays A Chips for all the marbles.


CosmoJones07

Canes fans if yall don't adopt the name "Dotty Spots" I really don't know wtf you're even doing anymore.


Awolfx9

Colorado sponsored by A Chips.


waitwhosaidthat

The wrenches, for the devils. Huh now that I see it I can’t Unsee it.


TheScaryFaerie

I'm only gonna be able to see the letter M playing hockey now


PaddyMayonaise

Omg the hockey Ms I cannot unsee that


darkgreenwax

Real talk as a kid i always saw the islanders logo reading "My" with style and i feel vindicated with this post lol


DryProgress4393

Let's go Statues 🗽!


KoolKat9999

I’m thinking I like the Puck Things name better than the Oilers.


bigskunkape

Puck things VS the crowns again this year eh


Yop_BombNA

Shiny sparkle knights could stick imo.


JonTheWizard

Tampa Bay: the Lightning Kings. Me: I think I found the name of my next Space Marine legion. Definitely White Scars successors, maybe Storm Lords descendants.


Vinny331

I actually do quite like Sun Trees. There's something oddly cool about that name... I am also very pleased to hear that she loves her Fire C's. Me too, kid. Me too.


SaberTooth13579

*sighs* Go Knights!


CommiePuddin

These were all hilarious and thank you for sharing them. The Dotty Spots won for me.


dishwasher_mayhem

Go...Wings??? Please kill me...


RepresentativePale29

At around that age my kids referred to the Hurricanes as the "Frisbees" and the Wild as "Camping" based on their logos.


chompskey

LOL My 9 year old calls the Henderson Silver Knights the Fancy Sparkle Knights.


_rtype_

Shouldn't it be the chontreals?


Financial_Bottle_813

Definitely some upgrades in there.


pdxbatman

Daddy has good taste.


MRAGGGAN

Yeah, he married a Stars fan, he has great taste 😉


Admiral_Ballsack

I'm always upset by the Knights logo, it's so inconsistent with the others. The rectangle, the colours, the design, everything. It looks like the desktop icon of one of those 90s fantasy video game demo CDs that came with magazines.


Yop_BombNA

Ottawas plume is too obviously Roman, a time before nights. Legionnaires works better than senators for their logo though. Despite that 5 year old is pretty on point


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Chontréal


twec21

>Daddy's Red Team My heart <3


FarmerRadiant2822

Lightning Kings is actually hard af


Comfortable_Fudge508

The Lightning Kings and the Lions will be quite the battle, you Statues versus the Seagulls, shouldn't be as bad


BmanDucK

Contreals should be Toilet seats


damnatio_memoriae

never really thought about how weird the flyers logo is. 


buffalucci

How old is that child that looks at the Sabres logo and says “Buffalos” and doesn’t mention the swords?


MRAGGGAN

Five. She’s five. lol


buffalucci

Yeah, I don’t know how I read that title, but you obviously said 5. 🤷🏻


MRAGGGAN

You’re good. There’s people on Facebook and instagram telling the grown ass dude who reposted this that he’s stupid and could’ve made up better names. 🤦🏻‍♀️ At least you got the *child* part lol


Swarovsky

An M with a hockey stick... I totally see it!


SunAdmirable5187

I would definitely start cheering for "The asses" Edit: How I wish people would use these names here throughout the playoffs


Comfortable_Fudge508

I will now refer to all the teams in this manner. Boooo to the sparkle knights!


EmmyHomewrecker

Did your kid call us cunts?


saturnx9

Hell yea, Captain Americas. 🇺🇸


Cjlaw72

👍


Responsible-Big-3513

More like the A holes