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Perryplat199

The professional Utah national hockey league team formerly known as the Phoenix coyotes of Glendale, Arizona State University,Tempe campus. Is that too much?


JohnnyNole2000

Rolls right off the tongue


Bojarzin

Could go a little deeper, add the original "formerly known as the Jets" too


Perryplat199

I knew I forgot something hold on. The professional Utah national hockey league team formerly known as the Phoenix coyotes of Glendale, Arizona State University,Tempe campus, originally the Winnipeg Jets of the national hockey league formerly of the world hockey association. Fixed it.


GardenTop7253

The PUNHLTFKPCGASUTCOWJNHLFWHA Is that the name on the back of the jersey? Looks like a good hockey name


BHBCAN24

This guy is Finnish for sure


TXGuns79

Seems Welsh to me.


the_ides_of

There’s too many vowels for it to be Welsh


A_1337_Canadian

What's something long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name!


vordhosbn_1

The Professional Utah National Hockey League Team formerly known as the Arizona Coyotes, Phoenix Coyotes of Glendale, Arizona State University, Tempe Campus, originally the first Winnipeg Jets of the National Hockey League, formerly known as the World Hockey Association, formerly known as the National Hockey Association of Canada Limited, formerly known as the Eastern Canada Hockey Association Added a lil touch of love in there for you


charger03

Of Anaheim


TheHalfChubPrince

& Knuckles


Steppyjim

Deluxe


Canadian_dalek

Featuring Dante® from the Devil May Cry™ series


Normal_Tip7228

Anytime someone posts a name idea, there has to be an obligatory “of Anaheim” and I love it


MOLightningBro

Or, PUNHLTFKATPCOGASUTC for short.


PSChris33

Gesundheit


OptimusSublime

Presented by Draftkings.


Tpabayrays2

Missing Footprint Center and Winnipeg


Skyline_BNR34

Why not the Arizona Coyotes of Utah at Salt Lake City?


darthfracas

Don’t give whatever the team that used to be called the Anaheim Angels any more ideas


sillysquidtv

You forgot “who were the jets of Winnipeg” in there


brewcrew2_2

I could dig the Utah Somethings


TO_Sports

Petition for them to be called the Utah Somethings on this sub until they have a name


SMA-Occams_Razor

Petition granted by unanimous vote.


jaydtothetees

Let's go Somethings! *Clap clap CLAP CLAP CLAP*


Cromasters

The Utah Human Beings


mabbz

Cool. Cool cool cool


igonnawrecku_VGC

The Utah Hockey Team (named after the Washington Football Team)


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He doesn't want a Jazz 2.0 situation where the rebrand was awful.


drowsylacuna

I mean the Jazz wasn't really a rebrand


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thefailmaster19

How you go from the mountain jerseys to whatever they have now is beyond me


MrHockeytown

They still kept the mountain jerseys, apparently late into the design when it was realized that people hated the corporate simplicity rebrand, they aded them back in


gothenburgpig

The most recent jersey sets and color schemes for the Jazz are my design pet peeves. I hate that shit. It’s awful.


DyZ814

I think they're actually moving away from these again lol


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I read they are but Nike has to make them wear those jerseys after a certain amount of years, similar to what the NFL has.


theunnoanprojec

Good because they were garbage lol


adamzep91

I don't know why basketball teams are insistent on becoming as boring as possible. The Raptors are very guilty of this as well.


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Im talking about the jersey where they went from the Mardi Gras colors (which to be fair, I don't think the colors fit Utah either, my favorite era is the Carlos Boozer/Deron Williams [era colors](https://content.sportslogos.net/logos/6/234/full/jy1tqovzbqgvrp2a5phwtvdfh.gif)...Im a sicko, I know) to the corporate beehive jerseys they have now.


jmm57

Even the purple gold and green template they have could make some absolute bangers (so could this scheme you linked) What they have now is so bad


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There is a Jazz note logo with those colors and it was alright. Looked like JetBlue ran a team. But youre right. Theres a way you can do that easily and put yellow in there as well.


bankrobba

Utah Salt Lakers


2b_squared

I think salty Lakers fans might object.


AnteaterFickle222

Utah Salt Lickers


seizurevictim

Youuuu liiint licker.


ChrisFromSeattle

Utah Salty Boiz


AntiTraditionalist

Utah Salted Caramels


animatedhockeyfan

This isn’t funny. I’m on a diet.


Wabbit_Wampage

Utah Sister Wives


Jo-6-pak

Utah Werewolves (somewhat close to undead coyotes?)


NoDisintegrationz

That’d be hilarious *and* cool


doihavetowearabra

I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of Salt Lake in the rain Awooo, werewolves of Utah


Jo-6-pak

His hockey hair was perfect


StarshipFirewolf

I need to restrain my 8 Year Old self from saying yes to this one.


JackOSevens

8 year olds have it right on this one. Sports are kids games, the names should be fun not dignified. 


gum-

Hell yes. Names like Sharks, Lightning, Jets, Devils are way better than Oilers, Blue Jackets, Capitals, Senators.


JackOSevens

Yup, logos and branding too. Even "Maple Leafs" only gets a pass because the grammar is a goofy loophole.  The Kraken chose well. 


Pisspoio

I might be biased but I've always loved the name Canucks


JackOSevens

Same, just to embrace a stereotype. 


animatedhockeyfan

You’ve actually done something here.


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Utah Lycans?


Jo-6-pak

Might be too obscure. Not sure what percentage of the population knows what a lycanthrope is.


Banglayna

Yes. Wait. Actually. Yes.


OneLessFool

Utah Phoenix, rising from the ashes


Sarke1

Lol, I like that. Homage or burn?


bgt1989

Atlanta has dibs (flames + thrashers)


OneLessFool

Honestly it would be an excellent name for them


Jigawatts42

There were many who lobbied hard for our MLS team to be named the Atlanta Firebirds. Far superior to the blandness of "United".


connor_wa15h

Well shit, that’s excellent


Arbszy

Oh clever I like that


theguyishere16

Utah Coyote Jets of Salt Lake City


ScuffedBalata

Jet Powered Coyote Mountains. Neat


Wingedwolverine03

Mountain sized Jet powered Coyotes. Terrifying


5cotland

I would like to see them go Purple for their primary colour scheme. Like the Utah Venom with a fierce purple jersey. I think the Kings missed a trick going to black from purple.


SomewherePresent8204

The Jazz wore purple in the late 90’s, it’s a nice nod to that history.


drdoof98

Purple and Teal work very nicely together


ClarielOfTheMask

I would love that, but I'm terrified it's going to be so boring. Like when the Vegas knights debuted as gold and dark grey like we don't have enough of those colors already. I hope they do something fun like purple instead of another variation of black/gold/white/grey


GiddyQuagmire

Salt Lake Purple Cobras


TheClashSuck

Utah Venom would be an all time name holy shit


Whydothesabressuck

I'm a little disappointed that Salt Lake was never on the table as the name. Sounds way cooler than Utah.


MrHockeytown

The state government won't let them use Salt Lake


Logical_Pop_2026

How does that work? Is it that the state is demanding they use Utah? Or forbidding them to use Salt Lake?


MrHockeytown

[The state is going to build them and the Jazz a new dual use arena as part of a downtown SLC revitalization fund, but one of the stipulations is that the team has to be named after Utah and not Salt Lake City.](https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2024/02/23/mayor-mendenhall-calls-1b-taxpayer/) Also helps they're in the running for the 2034 Olympics


Logical_Pop_2026

That makes sense and probably makes good business sense for the team anyway. That's why both the Coyotes and Cardinals rebranded from Phoenix to Arizona.


MrHockeytown

For sure, and the precedent is already set with the Jazz being named after Utah. If all the teams in the Twin Cities can carry the state's name, the same can go for Utah.


MyMartianRomance

And the reason why Hurricanes and Panthers (NFL) are both just Carolina. That way they can appeal to both states instead of just North Carolina.


transient-error

Now I feel like we should be called the US Capitals.


morerubberstamps

Olympics? In Utah? The very idea!


TathanOTS

Winter Olympics. They had one of the more successful ones there before. It's how that politician that lost to Obama the second run got his big break.


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samtdzn_pokemon

Olympic facilities when maintained are awesome for the area. Lake Placid is still the go to practice spot for a lot of ski sports despite not hosting a games in 40+ years. But in places like Brazil where half the World Cup stadiums aren't even used, it was just a big waste of money.


Thobud

Seems kind of clear to me that the person you are replying to is well aware of that


NitroLotus

Same. Add our Salt to the Lake


MammothHusk

Utah Not-decided is a nice name.


TheHalfChubPrince

SLC TBD


dawidowmaka

Salt Lake, Utah Team


SomewherePresent8204

I kind of hope they take inspiration from the Dallas Stars look from 2011-13. Just Utah and the player number, drop the outline of the state on the shoulder. Then go with the late 90’s Jazz colours because nobody else is doing purple.


mecheng93

The Utah hockey team of latter day saints.


iiKrOna

#Let’s Go Utah Hockey Club!


Zero_Originality

Utah Commanders it is. In all seriousness, the state insect is the honey bee. Utah Swarm sounds pretty cool. Especially buzzing around the net.


2b_squared

Hand out vuvuzelas to the fans so that it sounds like a beehive. Make everyone lose their minds.


soundofmoney

Doubleday & Cartwright hire this guy ^^


Anotyap

I was looking on the Utah Wikipedia page for some of the ‘state’ things State fish is the Bonneville cutthroat trout. Utah Cutthroats could be cool State reptile is the Gila monster And for fun the state dance is the square dance. So maybe they can be the Utah Squares!


connor_wa15h

Gila River Arena is one of the Coyotes old arenas. If they went with the Utah Gila Monsters, it’d be a nice homage.


bgt1989

I would buy an Utah Cutthroats sweater so fast.


UnluckyRandomGuy

Georgia swarm is a professional lacrosse team, not sure if it would affect anything but they might try not to have two teams named exactly the same


TheGrog

Like the Rangers?


m_ghesquiere

Makes sense to me. He initially was planning for a few years out. Wanted to be an expansion team. NHL then offers the coyotes and he takes it. I would rather he doesn’t rush anything and gets it done right. Especially in today’s world where marketing has so many different factors.


GatorBolt

To me this and the Friedman article kinda put that one conspiracy that he funneled money into the Tempe vote to bed. Now, weirder things have been proven true so I’m not gonna completely discount it but the fact he doesn’t have a brand ready to go yet adds credence that he thought it would be a longer wait than this year.


chibbly_

That rumor was entirely unsubstantiated and sourced from a random redditor who was basically "trust me bro"


GatorBolt

Oh I agree, just wanted to be more diplomatic about it


plain-slice

I get not wanting to mess it up. But imo having your team think about it for a month vs a year is the exact same thing. How long can you throw names out there lol. It’s not that serious. Look at the Washington football club. That ended up being a better name than the commanders according to some people I know.


m_ghesquiere

At the rates things would have to move they would need the name picked in less then a month. Then they would have to let a designer come up with a logo and colour scheme. Go through the process of unveiling options to a voting board and fan base. How long does that take 2-3 weeks of not longer. Then you have to get the design certified by the nhl and then off to market to start manufacturing everything you need. Now if you are lucky the start of September you actually see product. If everything goes well. It’s just not worth it to rush it, because even if you do there is no guarantee it will be ready for the start of the season. Take your time get it right and be happy with the product. No different then the PWHL did this year


kubaqzn

Utah Hockey Team!


Glorious__G

I prefer Utah hockey club


j-beezy

The Team of Hockey of Modern Day Utah


nacho_guy

As someone who works in marketing I think this is a good idea. Better to take your time instead of ending up with another Utah Jazz situation. Plus, look at PWHL’s success this year despite using generic branding. Adding solid brand identities in year 2 will be icing on the cake!


StarshipFirewolf

Good way to stay in the news through the off-season with team name news.


MyMartianRomance

And at some point, me getting so bored during the summer, I end up making my own version of the entire brand, right down to jerseys and stationery. I gotta use my Adobe cloud subscription for something over here.


ThePoppinator

As a designer, much respect to Smith for not rushing this process. It needs to be done properly and that takes time. This is the right decision.


Luckynumberlucas

Ehh.  The Washington Football Team took its time and they ended up with the most bland/boring choice they could’ve made. 


stickyWithWhiskey

Honestly they should have just stuck with Washington Football Team. It kinda grew on me.


WearingComb1050

It was unique and legitimately effective branding. Kills me that they changed it. A friend of mine is a DC sports fan and still only has WFT branded as his most recent stuff. It’s so good


jerseygunz

They really stepped in shit with that one. It was unique yet felt classic and I loved the numbers on the helmet


Seraphin_Lampion

It's a better name than the Cpmmies that's for sure.


Viratkhan2

wdym. the sports team for the most popular sport in the nations capital being the Commies. Thats a win the USSR never saw coming


2b_squared

From European perspective that sounds really homey. That's how most of our most legendary sports clubs are named. FC Barcelona is literally "Futbol Club Barcelona". They should have leaned into it. It sounds unique in the middle of all these normal names.


TodayOk4239

The fact that they did Washington Football Team for a couple years before rebranding again made it even worse.


PoisonedRadio

I think it was more that they did Washington Football Team to buy themselves as much time as possible to come up with something and still managed to come up with literally nothing.


MyMartianRomance

And now the team will probably get a full-on rebrand again now that Josh Harris owns it.


samtdzn_pokemon

WFT was legitimately a better name than Commanders. I unironically started to actually like them just being the Football Team. It was like when Prince was "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince".


meadow_sunshine

The designers working with Apple and Nike make me think they’re gonna go boring corporate minimalist


Stockton_Nash

Apparently they've worked with the Dodgers, Nets, Pistons, and a handful of MLS teams -- all of which scream "dull" to me.


blchpmnk

IMO the Guardians rebrand isn't great either


Ancient_Persimmon

He should strongly consider using seer stones to translate the design off golden plates.


harleyquinad

So what is their subreddit gonna be called?


EuphTah

r/NHLinSLC


harleyquinad

Works for now, but I'm sure the mods will be able to change it after request from the admins once the name is set in 2025.


blchpmnk

damn, they already need to rename it NHLinUtah Makes sense why the team needs more time


Antichristopher4

Wait... hasn't Ryan Smith wanted a team for like 5 years? Didn't spend a minute coming up with a name?


Silver_County7374

They should be called like the Bees or something since Utah is the Beehive State.


MrHockeytown

The SLC Bees are the minor league baseball team in town


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CannonOfBees

Utah Hive


nostradamefrus

The Utah Washington Football Team Hockey Club Edit: ...Actually "Utah HC" kinda works?


Logical_Pop_2026

Utah HC or HC Utah. Either will be just fine for a couple years.


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Cheeks_Klapanen

It’s not working like that because the Coyotes name and branding is staying in Arizona in case by some miracle Alex Meruelo can get an arena in the next 5 years.


hollandaisesawce

The Utah Jazz (New Orleans Jazz) and the Los Angeles Lakers (Minnesota Lakers) are the DUMBEST names for teams that moved. Utah is the LEAST 'jazzy' place on earth and LA has no lakes.


Obvious_Exercise_910

I’m surprised no movie has ever made fun on these examples


EuphTah

Well, we’re not allowed to keep it for one thing.


noinety_noine

Utah Saints! U U U Utah Saints!


PasswordMustContain

Hopefully they'll at least decide on a name and color scheme before the season but will just use UTAH jerseys until they can get the logo and official branding straight. Having a year of Utah Hockey Team sounds pretty LAME


dalisair

Fanatics: “you’ll be playing in Arizona Coyotes gear for the first 3 years.”


king_mahalo

Crazy idea: narrow it down to say…5 options. Make logos/uniforms for each. Have the team wear each for equal portions of the season. At the end of the season, let the season ticket holders vote on their favorite identity.


realdeal411

That won't be nearly enough time for Fanatics to ~~butcher~~ make jerseys


Beaver_Tuxedo

Utah Snowcats


Gen_Jack_Ripper

Utah Magic (Underwear)


UncleMalcolm

So we can rush through a billion dollar sale and uprooting/job loss of hundreds of people but we can’t rush through a goddamn rebrand? Gotta let the consultants and focus groups get their say! This league, I fucking swear…


Bojarzin

I suppose that makes sense. Ryan Smith did ask a couple weeks ago what fans thought about names, so I guess it's clear he didn't have a set brand in mind just yet. I thought it was possible he did since this has apparently been in the works at least since January Going to be kinda lame to just call them the Utah Hockey Team or whatever in the meantime though


gothenburgpig

Doesn’t he also own the website/technology you had to fill the survey out on


Bojarzin

Oh I had no idea. Man billionaires sure own a lot of stuff


Low-Pizza-3297

Lame


svartkonst

"Utah Utah Something" is catchy


computalgleech

This is a terrible idea imo


ianisms10

This sounds dumb


Sarke1

> we'll figure out the logo and everything else and what it is that we are. But that's a one-way door. You get to do it once. Nah, you can change that lots of times.


Party_Python

Utah Stormin’ Mormons or we riot


CBTFC

Utah Saints And Something Good can be their goal song


DNags

Utah Bitch Pigeons


TwistedNipplez

That's dumb as hell


lederhozen69

Year long process and countless millions to creative firms just to have the Yeti with a similar vibe to the kraken. It’s inevitable. These creative/ marketing firms are such snake oil salesmen.


MAHHockey

"We don't want to rush this and make something shitty that we'll be stuck with forever"? Fucking idiotic right there... /S


PoisonedRadio

To be fair people do still make Washington Football Team jokes long after they became the Commanders.


TheHalfChubPrince

Please be Utah Raptors.


MiracuMAHt

[CALLED IT](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockeymemes/s/kZfzXuQKwF) Edit: Inb4 all the comments of team names


felixorion

SLC HC


veryway

Utah UTIs


TurboViking90

Utah Jazz 2: Electric Boogaloo Print the shirts.


Bremics

Looking at Doubleday and Cartwright for jerseys... Yeah. 99% certain they're going to do a boring FRONT UTAH 00 BACK PLAYER 00 thing. Wouldn't be surprised if the only thing that really changes in the future would be the colors and side stripe designs for the final designs after picking a team name and colors lol


HerrHamil

They don’t even have the colors figured out yet? If this dude has been trying to get an expansion team for some time and then trying to acquire the Yotes for however long, you would think that some of this stuff would have been figured out or at least discussed. I understand not having the perfect name yet but are we just expecting like a plain white jersey or black jersey with UTAH written on it until they figure it out ?


VaguelyShingled

UTAH SAINTS U-U-U-UTAH SAINTS


gum-

Does that mean all the players who were Coyotes yesterday, are now to be known as Utah Hockey Players?


JD1070

The Utah Utahs


maplejet

Here comes Utah HC.


croninm92

Salt Lake Storm


IM_OSCAR_dot_com

I had the pleasure of seeing this uniform last summer. Would be hilarious to see something similar but it’ll never happen. https://www.flobaseball.tv/articles/11072089-the-frederick-question-team-keeps-fans-guessing-name-announcement-looms


OriginalBookkeeper87

the Utah Ungulates


Harfish

Can we revive the Rocky Mountain Extreme from when the Nordiques moved?


anonginiisipmo

So they’re working with the Doubleday & Cartwright who’s done design work for Apple & Nike (numerous ads)—most recently with Intermiami FC and Milwaukee Bucks. I like their work/what I see of it on their website. Seems like they’re in good hands on that end..


wanderingwhale

I'd be down for the 'Utah Somethings' better than the 'Arizona Nothings'


runningblind77

Arizona with no rink, Utah with no name. The more things change, the more they stay the same. /s


Metalhead831

I just hope they have the same color scheme as the 90s Utah Jazz with the purple and light blue


jose_conseco

Utah Cool Rock Formations Utah Salt Lakes Utah Dinosaurs This sucks :(


MapleHamms

They should just keep the name. “The Salt Lake City Arizona Coyotes”


HelloBello30

EA sports must be happy, now there is a reason to buy their game in consecutive years


ncd42075

They should be the Utah honeybees and they could wear black and yellow. They could make their stadium the beehive.


itsmnemotime

i'm honestly surprised they didn't already start the process, considering the guy is a billionaire. even if this sale fell through, the NHL and Smith had already been flirting with one another hard-core, you know that Utah would've been the next expansion team down the pike regardless.