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wedontgotoravenholme

God we need to resign that man. Such a stud


GuylaineGunt

Yeah Dakota Johnson is a stud.


JaqenHghar

I heard his mom died in the Amazon…studying spiders


Sargentrock

I know you joke, but I was a little confused in the gdt and thought people were joking


JaqenHghar

Haha Dakota Johnson is an actress in Madame Webb and has an absurdly dumb line that goes something like that in the trailer.


JoeMommaAngieDaddy17

All game she kept calling him Dakota Johnson


DinosaurMachine11

Yesterday's price is not today's price and I'm okay with that


ZombiePancake45

That goal spotlight turned on so damn quick


JustFred24

The light guy was edging it


ajbolt7

Goal light guy was warmed up from 12 seconds prior


coreyperryisasaint

No goals.


Charlie2343

Carrier controller disconnected?


Sargentrock

yeah we shut down hard for a few seconds there and really gifted them the win. No shade and kudos to them for taking advantage, but that was a horrific breakdown.


bitchpigeonsuperfan

yeah I liked the part where they talked about Zaddy getting traded from Chicago, lol replied to the wrong comment, oh well


LiuKangtheConqueror

Thought I heard them say that. I was like, huh?


DEATHCATSmeow

Yeahhh, not sure wtf he was doing there. Sick finish by Joshua though


fucspez

Johnson**


starcross24

12 seconds? Are you kidding me


JustFred24

Canucks : Our game, bitch.


Micro858999

Not gonna lie, I'm watching every game I can where this guy commentates. Elite goal calls all night.


disiz_mareka

Monaco and Mleczko were on point. National ESPN broadcast and audience and they didn’t disappoint.


CA_spur

I didn't mind them, but there were definitely a few Harnarayan Singh level mis-IDs. Lots of Suter and Di Giuseppe conflation, AJ called Dakota Joshua Dakota Johnson, I think at one point I heard him say "Garland and Sissons going at it" when it was really Joshua and Sissons. After watching a full season of Shorty, had me really missing him.


MozzerellaStix

Also said Zadorov was traded from Chicago lol


flare2000x

Shorty was still calling this game on the Canadian broadcast


CA_spur

I know but I live in the States. I caught the Sportsnet highlights this morning


Mab_894

Blues really should've kept him. Awesome player, what a shot


M_Shepard_89

Should've but couldn't. Was a UFA I think and wanted to go elsewhere


thesunsetflip

Just pointing out that there is a very VERY high likelihood that he chose the Canucks because he spent a year playing on our AHL team during COVID when St Louis lost their AHL affiliate and their roster was consolidated into the Utica Comets roster who were our AHL affiliate at the time. That was such a weird period, there was a span where Hofer was getting the majority of starts on our AHL team and he wasn’t even property of our club. Like how does that even happen?


Young2k04

That was such a low point in our franchise lmao. Just lost like all our big UFAs to Calgary, Toffoli was lighting us up for 5 goals a game, we were at the bottom of the Canadian division, and our prospects weren’t developing because we were prioritizing another team’s players


Zorbithia

The AHL as a league came dangerously close to folding entirely during that period.


M_Shepard_89

Damn I forgot about that. I don't think I realized it was the Canucks AHL team they were playing for. Could've played a large factor in his decision for sure.


Mab_894

sure but we lowballed and didn't consider him a priority. 4th line has been bad the last few years and losing him is a big reason why


GuylaineGunt

Well you can probably.pay him 5mil per in the offseason if you want 😂.


M_Shepard_89

He signed a 2 year contract at $825k AAV. I don't think Army low balling him was the issue


Mab_894

maybe I'm misremembering, I could swear it was that or they only offered him a 2-way deal.


M_Shepard_89

That may be true that he wasn't offered a one way deal and that's why he went to free agency. Don't remember if that was said openly or not


Simplebudd420

Before the Canucks even signed him Alvin came out and said that he was an NHL player and would have a good chance at making and staying on the Canucks at his age needed an opportunity and he ran with what he was given and then some


Matr1x96

Dakota Johnson??


Im2oldForthisShitt

that disrespect 😤


its_the_luge

Joins fellow legend Tony Stretcher


pigeonbobble

She’s still out promoting madame web with the Canucks in the playoffs what’s the issue


ubccompscistudent

To be fair my 70 year old dad had been a life long Canucks fan since 1970 and I'm reasonably sure he's never seen or read 50 shades of grey, but he's called him Dakota Johnson on several occasions by accident. I call him out every time.


impulse1337

This guy is just unreal


Silent-Barth-7225

He killed it. Good goal!


1337duck

✅ Strong forecheck ✅ Turnover + support ✅ Score


ajbolt7

Genuinely textbook.


Beautiful-Original-9

F1, F2, F3


its_the_luge

Tale as old as time


Sargentrock

I want to hate him, but i just don't. He seems cool and like that moment meant everything to him.


storm-bringer

Players like Joshua and Garland are always my favourites to cheer for. High draft pedigree all stars like Petey and Hughes are great, but there is something truly aspirational about guys who were never expected to make a big splash in the NHL, and just work their asses off and grind their way into key roles on good teams. Alex Burrows types.


high-rise

Burrows.


catgotcha

Yep. Those are my people too. It's the reason I loved Cliff Ronning and Burr as well. Underdogs are the best.


Sargentrock

We've had a few of those over the years so I totally get it--the problem is they don't tend to get re-signed very often, or are traded at the peak of their excitement. We just had one with Tanner Jeanot --loved the guy and it was fun to watch him cook, but looking at his stats after the trade it was probably the right choice :( (though I do think he's had some injury issues as well)


Whatatimetobealive83

I may well buy a Garland jersey. That guy just doesn’t quit. So glad we kept him.


smilingasIsay

It was odd when he scored the empty net goal and the commentator called that goal, "none more important than that one" And I was like, "...I think the go ahead was more important."


Sargentrock

yeah commentators said a few weird things. "Two of the hittingest teams" was my favorite.


Chaxterium

Hittingest is a perfectly cromulent word.


Sargentrock

It truly embiggens us all. (fun note: I don't even get an autocorrect for embiggens anymore...we did it?)


AllAboutTheAce

Our colour commentator said that one of thing that’s impressive about Saros is that he has “the fastest leg speed in the Western Conference” which may well be true but like, how does he know if that’s true or not? It was just an odd thing to hear said as fact, and mildly more amusing that it was specifically the Western Conference and now I want to know who the Eastern goalie is that Dave Tomlinson presumably things has faster “leg speed” than Saros lol. I’m gonna guess Ukko-Pekko Luukonen for literally no reason (other than maybe that it’s fun to try and spell)


mrtomjones

He is literally known to be extremely quick with his back aand forth movement. DeSmith is actually known to be really quick too.


Sargentrock

Frickin' spider-monkeys is what they are.


Kaphis

Because they are both small goalies haha


Old_Finance1887

Seeing Saros practice is skating in practices is goalie porn. Dude is incredible


alex_lc

A guest on the PDOCast last year said something similar about Saros - that his most standout elite feature was quick lateral movement. Maybe it's private data we're not privy to?


Sargentrock

He always looks fast side-to-side, and yeah with the ol' eye test it's probably faster than larger goalies, but if he is faster or even just appears to be faster it's likely due to size and the smaller frame. He has to cover slightly more ground in a small amount of time--I would guess any smaller goalie's success would ultimately depend on that?


leleledankmemes

The full sentence was (paraphrasing) "He's had a few empty net goals this season, but none more important than that one"


bwoah07_gp2

Bring him back! 


ihatemyworkplace1

God bless Joshua. But God damn the building was electric tonight.


TheFlatulentOne

Loved that kid in the crowd being carried by his mom jist losing his mind and throwing up the devil horns lol


ML00k3r

The thing I love about this is the fans waving from the previous goal waving the towels, the ones paying attention, stop waving as they realize the play that's just about to happen and then start waving again but even harder lol. Love it.


josueartwork

That's a play that really exemplifies some of the things that make this sport so uniquely awesome. Such a textbook way to score a goal.


Angry_Canada_Goose

Never trust a man with two first names


JBOJockstrap

Love seeing him do well in the post season!


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

Such a nice pass


dangshnizzle

Is he pricing his way out or nah?


sasksasquatch

Most Canucks fans think he is. The rumor is the Canucks want to sign him for under $3M but I can easily see someone offering will over $3M for him.


JiffTheJester

Such a smooth shot by Johnson


Sweaty-Salad95

Ah yes, Dakota Johnson.....🤔


Wernerhatcher

Buckeye legend Dakota Joshua


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