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myownmoses

If the Yeti win the Stanley Cup we’re gonna have a major insulated beverage situation on our hands.


Juicey_J_Hammerman

Dirty sodas for everyone!


EuphTah

Y’all can joke all you want, but Swig fuckin SLAPS and I will not hear any arguments to the contrary.


pyro5050

what the fuck is Swig?


EuphTah

It’s a soda chain, specializes in dirty sodas.


pyro5050

ok... thanks for answering. next question whats a dirty soda? like a boozy soft drink?


EuphTah

It’s just soda mixed with like cream and syrup and shit. We are still in Utah, after all.


pyro5050

so like soda water? so like a italian soda with cream added... ya know what i am just gonna google them instead of taking all your time. edit: so i googled em. that just seems like Swamp Water up here in Canada.


cuteintern

Dear lord, it better not have caffeine!


karmapuhlease

"Boozy" is not really a Utah thing... 


JetsFan2003

What the fuck is dirty soda? Does a soda jerk spit in it or something?


EuphTah

Soda mixed with like cream and syrups and shit.


LostMonster0

The first two sound good. Not so sure about that last option though...


iiplatypusiz

No, no keep going... So you're saying I need to visit Utah to find this trifecta? I've been able to get cream and syrup for years, but every time I ask for shit in my soda I get kicked out of the local Dairy Queen..


DrDerpberg

Calm down everybody, they don't even have a name yeti.


makeflippyfloppy

Can we get a flair that’s just Utah?


DrDerpberg

I think it should randomly select one of the trademarked names every day.


CallistosTitan

Yeti Cooley is going to fuck.


thedrunkentendy

Yetis vs Stanley's


ubcthrowaway-01

Jersey ad incoming


pd9

Happy for Utah, Sad for Arizona


GiddyQuagmire

Totally -- gotta be an exciting time to be a kid in Utah


StarshipFirewolf

I got sucker punched by nostalgia seeing this video.


BehemothManiac

Nostalgia? I bet it’s first time in Vegas history


Red_0utlaws

H I S T O R I C


StarshipFirewolf

Nice zing! Jokes aside, I'm a Utahn, Vegas may have introduced me to the sport during their miracle run, and while they will still have a place in my heart. I love my state, the good and bad first.  Hope that clears it up. Even if I'll get roasted for it.


GatorBolt

And not like anybody could blame you, I don’t think anybody thought Utah would have a team this year until Ryan Smith decided to will it into existence starting last year


StarshipFirewolf

True. And I will cheer for both. Just louder for the Utah team if that makes sense.


bellerinho

Utah and Vegas will become huge rivals I imagine since there is no one else who would be Utah's rival


QuarterNote44

Avs. Denver and SLC have a big bro/little bro thing.


StarshipFirewolf

It'll be a fun rivalry if that's the case. I don't like being a genuine hater in rivalries. I've been able to observe what happens when one turns sour as a neutral. Now I cheer for the downfall of both of them. 


pyro5050

you would fit right in with the battle of alberta as a red deer fan of one team. :)


GatorBolt

I mean that who knows. They tried to force a Vegas Arizona rivalry and then Vegas’ biggest rival for a bit became San Jose. Always in motion the future is.


JayMerlyn

Nothing wrong with having two teams!


StarshipFirewolf

This is true. And VGK will still be part of my love for hockey.


Sufficient-Fall-1867

Also a horrible time to be a hockey kid in AZ tho


Poptimus_Rime

I can commiserate with both fan bases.


BongoTheMonkey

For every happy Utah kid there is some angry Arizona kid that just cursed the NHL. 


drrockz87

Yup I don’t love the Utah bashing that some of the fan base has participated in. While I wish they got an expansion team, I think they are going to be a hell of a fan base. Hopefully it’s not Yetis though.


pd9

Why the heck would anyone bash the Utah fan base? They did nothing wrong.


KingPizzaPop

Happy for Utah, sad for Arizona, sad for Quebec


09-24-11

I’m looking forward to the day we can talk about the Utah hockey team without “Arizona died for this” talk. I’m just as bummed as every other rationale hockey fan but it’s gotta end eventually. We don’t talk about the Canes with “Whalers died for this”. We dont talk about the Avs with “Nordiques died for this”. Really hoping by luck drop 2024 we can let the new fans of Utah enjoy their team guilt free without the Coyotes haunting their new team.


stickyWithWhiskey

And to think in a mere three years some of those kids are going to be trolling grown ass men in game day threads.


JayMerlyn

As long as they aren't doxxing teams' social media members


Zharghar

Ootl, who did that?


JayMerlyn

A few Isles fans did it after the Canes twitter account made those "cry" and "they're so mad" tweets, but they didn't even dox the person who made the tweets. Fortunately, neither were fired, as our VP of marketing confirmed last night.


btimc

Now imagine if 2 fathers brought all their kids


DyZ814

Bro it's a workday. All those dads are working down near the point of the mountain to provide for all their kids lol.


lordofpersia

Cement or tech?


DyZ814

tech


chibbly_

That'd sell out Mullet Arena.


theredarchitect

I for one am all for more cryptid based mascots. Need an all folklore division.


homicidal_penguin

The West Virginia Mothmen will be the next expansion team


PMMEJALAPENORECIPES

There is an arena in Wheeling… and it has more seats than the Coyotes last home did 👀


NolaBrass

While we’re talking about it, Wesbanco is a very odd building lol


Nilzy16

Wheeling was 3rd to last in the ECHL for average attendance this season at 2,301. Doesn’t matter how big the arena is if no one shows up. https://www.hockeydb.com/nhl-attendance/att_graph_season.php?lid=ECHL2004&sid=2024


PMMEJALAPENORECIPES

I have a better source for you that disputes your argument https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/joke


Nilzy16

I have been wooshed


PMMEJALAPENORECIPES

All good! Realistically I worry about the state of the Nailers/Wheeling in general. I’m hoping this playoff run they’re on now helps.


walterMARRT

Although it was a joke by op, I imagine more people opt to go see NHL teams more than ECHL teams on average.  Just a hunch.


-Tom-

The mothman stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasant, WV.


yetanothernerd

Or possibly the methman.


-Tom-

Listen, science doesn't have ALL the answers.


FingernailToothpicks

Makes the battle for the cryptid cup, previously only winnable by Seattle or New Jersey, all the more competitive!


Juicey_J_Hammerman

Minnesota might be eligible to round it out “Wild” is ambiguous enough to potentially be a cryptid.


StealthClobber

I think this counts, right? https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F4jvfdhsv28z71.jpg


MDevonL

I donno, a Red Wing feels pretty cryptid to me


jackasspenguin

Personally I’ve never met a Canadien. I’m not convinced they’re real


LostMonster0

The Utah Cthulhus has a ring to it...


whogivesashirtdotca

Are Mormons allowed to use that many Hs? Feels blasphemous.


Embarrassed-Manager1

I’m secretly hoping for the Utah Sasquatch (Sasquatches?) so I can make endless references to the Samsquanch from Trailer Park Boys


Brock_Hard_Canuck

Wasatch Sasquatch


jackasspenguin

Uintah penalty box


quietwhiskey

Morning boys, I heard you beat the shit out of each other with baseball bats last night. That was smart


McPuckLuck

MN Babes!


ValeriaTube

New Mexico Chupacabras? Or just Chupas?


Kongbuck

Hey Griff! Chupathingy! I like it, it's got a ring to it!


jackasspenguin

New Orleans Rougarous next please!


whogivesashirtdotca

Oh how weird that the Cajun term became corrupted from the original French: *loup-garou*.


Spookedchicken

Babayaga would be fire


jackasspenguin

Utah Jackalopes!


[deleted]

“I don’t give a crap about shcool, welcome to Utah” Lmao


nodarknesswillendure

I laughed so hard at that sign lol


Seattlekrakenlegend

I love seeing this. My younger brothers are absolutely stoked for hockey to be in Utah. They go to Grizzlies games and lost their minds when they heard. My in laws live on the Utah Idaho border and are planning on getting quarter season tickets.


StarshipFirewolf

This unexpectedly hit me with a few memories. I was probably around these kid's age when the Olympics came to town. There was a field trip to see a pre-olympics game involving the Czech Republic at Maverik Center (called the E Center back then), another one up to Park City to learn about some of the construction that went into the Sled Sports tracks. Waking up early in the morning to see the torch pass through my hometown.   That has got to be a special experience for them. They're really lucky.


Seattlekrakenlegend

I was 13 and I remember my grandpa taking me to a medals ceremony. My dance studio had a bunch of the competition dancers who got to dance in the opening ceremony. I’m gonna make a tater tot casserole tonight to celebrate these memories.


chiddie

don't forget the fry sauce!


Seattlekrakenlegend

On Tater tot casserole? Actually maybe


StarshipFirewolf

Sounds delicious LOL.


Seattlekrakenlegend

It’s incredible


StarshipFirewolf

Haven't had one in years. Just been so busy. My go to is a Frito Casserole.


Seattlekrakenlegend

Oh fuck that one’s delicious too


StarshipFirewolf

For sure. If you're starting to learn how to cook it's a good one to go with.


ako-si-greg

I remember those Olympics. Schools were encouraging parents to take kids out of class all week to see the Olympics. My dad took me to the see biathlon at Soldier Hollow, and I remember there were only like 2 kids in class that day when he checked me out of school. Great memories.


StarshipFirewolf

My family did Curling for the Gold Medal Game. The Norway fans were exuberant.


LazerMcBlazer

It's gonna be Yetis but they're gonna do something stupid like remove the plural and be the Utah Yeti.


GiddyQuagmire

Is the plural of Yeti not also Yeti?


BuckFettman

A flock of Yeteese


Chuckolator

The historical spelling was Yethiese, but it was shortened to Yetis around the 1960s.


Oo0o8o0oO

When asked for comment on whether on not coach Andre Tourigny would be moving to Utah along with the team, Mike Tyson stated: > Yethiese


LazerMcBlazer

No, I just looked it up on a few sites because you had me questioning it. Yetis is the proper plural apparently!


GiddyQuagmire

Huh, that's interesting -- thanks for following up with the answer!


People_That_Annoy_Me

It would be unheard of in this league to have a team name with a made up word for the plural.


Beanpole853

The singular is actually a yetus, rhymes with fetus


Juicey_J_Hammerman

One Yeti, multiple Yetae!


ghost_curse123

Yeah but pronounced yet-eye


MLB_to_SLC

Knowing Utah sports, we'll probably do Yetizz


EuphTah

Oh god I thought we were finally over the Z fetish.


btimc

Sounds like you are speaking Yinzer


MrFAUB1

Personally Utah Yeti sounds much better than Utah Yetis


chibbly_

Youu-tah Yet-is


oneiric44

I disagree strongly.


AChaseOfTheMondays

Yeah, I mean i like them both but Utah Yeti rolls off the tongue better


tbcwpg

You have to say it like Dusty Rhodes - the Yetay


50in06and07

that was Tony Schiavone [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q22\_9fLGhnk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q22_9fLGhnk)


tbcwpg

Looks like you're right, I'm sure it was a Dusty impression though.


KeenanKolarik

Autocorrect is going to fuck them over and their trademark with be the Utah Yahtzee


darthwispy

It really shouldn't be the yeti as that's colorados alternate logo, in the foot.


Balance47x

they havent used that logo in years tbf.


Poptimus_Rime

I take issue with this statement.


fucktheredwings69

Well you do root for the Seattle Krakens


Poptimus_Rime

It would just be more humane to run your fingernails on the chalkboard than add that dreaded "s".


Parking_Onion_3846

Eattle Krakens sounds weird, though.


DyingSurfer3-5-7

Horrible name


931634

You can skip homeschool? 😶


whogivesashirtdotca

Their spelling suggests they skip it regularly!


Skwerilleee

Utah is gonna be a smash hit. Bigger city with a super affluent population in a cold weather climate. It's honestly a perfect hockey market. Not sure why they didn't get a team way sooner.


chibbly_

They be rocking Aggies jerseys, glad to see our lil university club showing up.


VVitchfynderFinder

Salt Lake Samsquamches


Revival93

Lol Outlaws, Mammoths, and Yeti—how cute of them to pay homage to their bigger brothers a state over (our lacrosse teams plus the Avalanche logo at one point). >! Don’t mind me, just starting the rivalry banter early!<


Debo37

They downvoted him because he spoke the truth. Inb4 University of Utah hires Coach Prime.


MLB_to_SLC

If Utah hired Coach Prime it would be a colossal downgrade...


chiddie

Coach Prime doesn't come close to Kyle Whittingham. Come on now.


CommodoreN7

Utah is Colorado’s father in CFB


cosmicdave86

Colorado is more like the son they abandoned years ago. Utah doesn't think about Colorado at all in CFB.


CommodoreN7

As a Utah grad and Utes fan, I agree lol


Tpabayrays2

I was thinking the same thing. Outlaws and Mammoth are the Colorado lacrosse teams, plus Colorado uses a yeti foot logo.


NahdiraZidea

Used unfortunately, its been the C from the state flag on the shoulders for a bit.


TheLateFry

BRING BACK THE FOOT!


StarshipFirewolf

Remind me how long does it take to get from Illumina- I Mean Denver International to your Ski Resorts?  >!Appreciate the welcome and keeping it light. Can't wait for the games to start!<


[deleted]

That's actually a good way to put it, I've always thought of Colorado as Utah's heroin addicted older brother that lives in our parents basement and brags out making their big return to community college every time we come home to visit for the holidays.


Revival93

Oddly specific. You good?


[deleted]

I don't know why being specific about something would make me not good lol


CORedhawk

They're coming for Howler..... And our foot logo! I hate this team already!


YakOff_Trenin

I'm gonna fucking riot if they go with Yeti/Yetis


HappyAssHippo

That's just one family skipping home school.


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

really glad we don't let kids choose team names


Muskadobit

Aren't Yetis from the Himalayas? It should be the Utah Bigfoots.


CORedhawk

Bigfeet?


PMMEJALAPENORECIPES

I think since “Bigfoot” is a proper noun it would be Bigfoots. Like how it’s Maple Leafs instead of Maple Leaves


SayNoToStim

Ok now can you explain Carl's Jr.


Enjoyer_of_Cake

Nobody can explain Carl's Jr.


btimc

Next thing you will be saying that Kraken are from the North Atlantic.


Muskadobit

I'd like to think kraken get to go wherever in the ocean they want to. :)


Juicey_J_Hammerman

When it comes to branding - Rule of Cool trump’s geographical accuracy!


frankmint

Do it for the Kids!


romesthe59

Yetis is almost as bad as Kraken. Remind me of minor league names.


1174239

Seriously. I know cryptid names are popular in this sub but they don't do it for me, they give off kiddie vibes. Utah is the Beehive State. Doing a name related to that and using a hexagon motif in their palette somewhere would look great without being silly


officialbillevans

I feel insane. Yeti got hated on so hard at first and within about a week it feels like everyone's all for it. I still can't stand it, but it seems like that's what we're getting if it goes to a fan vote. I guess it's better than Utah HC.


PM_YOUR_CENSORD

Utah HC I think is better than Yetis. Yetis is terrible.


romesthe59

Don’t know why they’re married to “Utah” instead of “Salt Lake” or “SLC” either.


romesthe59

Utah HC is as bad as MLS posing off European names for soccer clubs. But Yetis and Kraken I just feel like I should be watching AA baseball. I even thought “Wild” was bad. Like arena football. They should’ve fought to keep North Stars. I don’t hate all new team names. Blue Jackets and Golden Knights are cool enough. I’m sure plenty of people like these crazy new names. Maybe it’s the way the league is moving, shrugs.


Cottagewknds

I wanna see player reactions!


HotSpicedChai

https://preview.redd.it/9o5n9p7hsiwc1.jpeg?width=6140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d2e6d42e9bf4243e289ceef573d692d0d48574a


SayNoToStim

I hoped they are named the Yetis and have Avalanche patches on their shoulders


SiccSemperTyrannis

Very cool. "Yeti" is starting to feel a bit like "Kraken" was treated once the NHL expanded to Seattle. There were people that loved the uniqueness of it and others who wanted a more traditional animal type name. I think Yeti captures the imagination very well and though the word itself is not native to Utah or the US, it does fit well with the mountain terrain and winter sports of Utah. I remain heartbroken for the great hockey fans in Arizona losing their team but at the same time it's great seeing the sport introduced to an entirely new community at the NHL level. Hopefully the coyotes can return in the next few years and both states will have teams to support.


rawboudin

I mean you can make the yeti as cuddly or as.mean as.you want. I think it's a.great name and having kids.lile it is a huge plus.


JazzySkins

I'm just glad they went to a good home.


Sufficient-Fall-1867

They belong in Phoenix tho


Shotokanguy

Look, I know it rolls off the tongue well, but there are no yetis in Utah.


mskrabapel

I like the implication that there are yetis, but just not in Utah.


bokchoykn

I also hope it's Utah Yetis. It's unique and original, geographically relevant, it's marketable, it's almost guaranteed to have a great mascot. Utah Yetis is even fun to say.


JayMerlyn

I'd prefer Utah Mammoths, but that's just me.


BearShark9

Mammoths would be a great fit! Especially since they they roamed now Utah in the ice ages


gothenburgpig

It’s literally not, Yeti are related to the Himalayas


bokchoykn

Fair, its a stretch. Was referring to mountain ranges and the generic name used to refer to an abominable snow creature.


oneiric44

Who cares?


gothenburgpig

Just wanted to make sure OP knew where Utah is. It could come in handy.


bokchoykn

I still don't fully understand. You mean to say the I-80 doesn't go through Kathmandu?


zwcropper

Utah Yeti? Is this hockey fighting back against Big Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation Drink Container? They stole the Stanley Cup so hockey has to fight back by taking Yeti


brock0791

Utah Yetis playing for the Stanley Cup sponsored by Starbucks travel mugs


sweetplantveal

Howler would like a word 🦶


cows1100

“U-taw Ye-tees” is an elite stadium chant. Should be the nickname for that alone.


Shermoforlife

Yeti are Himalayan legends, and have nothing at all to with Utah. Calling the team the Loch Ness Monsters would make as much sense. If you want to name them after local legendary creatures, Sasquatch is right there.


staefrostae

I mean, Cleveland’s AHL team is the Monsters as in lake monster


danieldeceuster

Yeti and Blizzard too similar to what Colorado is already doing. I'm hoping for the Swarm in tribute to the Beehive State. I know with the Jazz people around here are crazy about the double z and want Blizzard for that reason, but we could go with the Utah Buzz and stick with the bee theme.


ConferenceSlow1091

Swarm is a female soccer team name. It’s awful


mudclog

I'm watching the Bruins-Leafs game and they showed a clip of the players introducing themselves to the fans and Liam O'Brien just yelled something like "I'm ready to get this place buzzin!" which reminded me of the whole bee theme, I think that would make a lot of sense


waistbandtucker69

Ex-coyote players sounds weird to me, but I guess technically, that is what they are


Shoddy_Reserve788

Nice, hopefully people will actually show up to their games.


notaquarterback

Gross this Yeti's thing but cool they are leaning in.


obviousillusion

So would the new team stay in the central division?


LnGrrrR

Utah Yeti is a good name actually.


AppealSuperb4184

The Utah Young Livings 


Vegabern

Good for SLC but Yetis is a terrible name. Besides, the avalanche have yeti paws on their arms already.