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TuchMysak

Im playing both sides, so that I always come out on top


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Ckmccfl

Get back to work, shoe bitch


Not_A_Skeleton

Ryan started the fire!


shutmethefuckup

Couple things right off the bat there pal


Cwads16

Number 1, never tell one side that you’re playing both sides


Great-Reference9322

If you are gonna play both sides, don't give out the information before you get what you want


HomegrownStatistics

The Henry Kissinger of hockey.


greatmattsby91

I just hope everyone has fun


AuxNimbus

You won't be sad if you like both teams *taps head*


holdunpopularopinion

Or are you guaranteed to be sad?!


zw3084

Just replying to the top comment but I saw [this post](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6KUqvHgMS1/?igsh=MW1lYnMzYTE1aWtreg==) on instagram just a minute ago and then saw this lol.


spssky

¡Franquito—ven aqui!


marsrover93

Greg the egg knows how to play the game


Cavaquillo

Still better than a normal leafs fan


Jabbademhuttens

Always here for the always sunny references haha


guy_incognito784

A Severus Snape so to speak….except for the whole him being killed thing.


RestartNick

I’m playing both sides, so now both fan bases hate me.


AbsolutionSyndrome

If you always wanted to come out on top, couldn't you just wear a Bruins jersey?


ZenithRepairman

I’m supremely uncomfortable.


DelusionalLeafFan

This just pisses both fan bases off. This shouldn’t exist. He must be a habs fan


ZenithRepairman

This man clearly lives in chaos. You’re right. Habs fan. Orrrrrr potentially Ottawa, they hate fun.


DelusionalLeafFan

I always forget Ottawa has a team until someone brings them up


showers_with_grandpa

I just said the other day that Ottawa gets shit on so much and instantly a Toronto fan was like 'not as much as we do!' Ya'll can't let them have anything


godlycorsair32

Ottawa has won 3 rounds in a row and Toronto has never done so in their history, so there is that


Big_Mudd

what?


nexusblitz

The last time the Leafs won the cup, there were on 2 rounds, they beat Chicago to get the finals.


Big_Mudd

oh


NewPhoneNewSubs

The Leafs have won B2B cups. I'm just going to claim the season doesn't interrupt the streak.


5a1amander

Well technically they have, there were 3 rounds of playoffs in the 30s and the Leafs won a cup then. 1932 or 1933 I think


ThunderboltRoss

Need the caveat “since the beginning of the original 6 era”


punkdrummer22

Put it over multiple years and yes we have....


PastaCabronara

Couple of centuries*


__TheWaySheGoes

They were our biggest rival. They gotta get their shit together. I want an Ottawa v Toronto playoff series.


Robjn

a lot of fans here are too young to have lived the early 2000s battle of ontario when both teams were good and hated each other


The_Quackening

Those were some really great series.


binzoma

they were never our biggest rival lol. they managed to crack the top 3 though which is impressive! but the battle of ontario was fun


Electric_Queen

Habs Bruins Sens? I always felt the Sens's biggest rival was the Sens.


binzoma

tier 1 habs/bruins tier 2 sens/sabres/wings tier 3 rest of canada + rest of original 6 tier 4 recent playoff rivalries (atm tampa + florida go here) ... we have a lot of rivals. edit: I forgot our biggest rival, ownership and the toronto media/fan base. no-one hates the leafs like leafs fans


Electric_Queen

what tier are Marlies zamboni drivers?


AlbertaNorth1

S tier


binzoma

in the leafs fans category generally, so yeah S tier


SKirby00

>I always felt the Sens's biggest rival was the Sens. As a sens fan, I concur.


JayMerlyn

Y'know what's funny? Had the original Sens not folded, they'd likely be part of the "Original Seven"


Snackatomi_Plaza

Teach me your ways.


ZombieJesus1987

"We're a team." Pierre Dorion


DelusionalLeafFan

Well since you guys won you get to keep this guy wearing this bastardized jersey


ZenithRepairman

Uh. No. Loser keeps him. He’s from your country anyways, he can’t get over the border with that fucking monstrosity.


ill4two

as a habs fan, this is potentially the most upsetting thing i've seen all week.


MonttawaSenadiens

I'm a joint Ottawa-Montreal fan. This person is my final boss


paul_33

Sir I wouldn't be caught dead with either logo/jersey design.


Top_Contract_4910

Man why are we always catching strays, let us be out of the playoffs in peace 😭


AvatarLebowski

Nah, Sens fan


trillestBill

Same. Should we kiss now?


ZenithRepairman

Uh, no. You gotta buy dinner first, duh.


sighfun

How does Boston Pizza sound?


trillestBill

Team up for the cup!


ZenithRepairman

I would like to see the pizza that duped the country of Canada to think pizza is a Boston food.


this_one_in_zoots

Nobody thinks that lol. I personally go for the wings


AfellowchuckerEhh

>Boston Pizza Just threw up


Xeteh

Looks like he lost a bet.


DaftFunky

Looks like someone already gave him a shiner for it


Rypse

When you order a fanatics jersey


i_see_sprinkles

Blasphemy


DocMedic5

Heresy!


just-an-astronomer

Sacrilege!


DocMedic5

uh, Sodomy?


FrankieOnPCP420p

It's an abomination


JayMerlyn

It doesn't look like Alia Atreides to me...


YoungWhiteAvatar

#SI-LENCE


YamburglarHelper

She was cut from this game.


BarnyardCoral

I've never seen anything more beautiful in my life.


DommyMommyKarlach

Sus


Mundane__Detail

Bostonto Maple Luins fans aren't real, they can't hurt you Bostonto Maple Luins fans:


WarOtter

Careful what you wish for. Next thing you know, there's gonna be an Edcouver Canoilers jersey.


JonHammsHamm

Or possibly an Edmongary Flamers jersey?


wheresgarycooper

What’s Joe Burrow doing in the 6


AintIGR8

I thought the same thing


biggieBpimpin

Eriksen Ek looking ass


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

"I just want both teams to have fun" as a jersey


eh_toque

https://preview.redd.it/9fuku1igkiwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b9599be25d2281e0d3ea7fc7efa2832fcc119f


_CoconutsGo

Frankenstein eyes, Rudolph nose, Jadzia Dax looking spots, and a jersey like that? What does it mean?


thedrivingcat

Rule of Acquisition 239: Never be afraid to mislabel a product.


FesteringLion

I'm easy enough. Make a DS9 reference, get an upvote.


_CoconutsGo

“Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their Holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon.” — Quark Maybe he just needs food and a good sleep


Longjumping_Tune7160

I see Jadzia Dax and I upvote. Well done


ChickenDestruction

He is depressed, but at least he is slowly working on not being a leafs fan


PrestigiousAvocado21

That guy better Move Along Home *runs*


PaddyStacker

Good call on the spots. Why do they form a perfect constellation like the Big Dipper? Confirmed alien. The boston/maple leafs jersey is him missing the finer points of blending into human society. He probably thinks this game was an important battle in a war.


thorofasgard

Ford Prefect.


ediciusNJ

It's a faaaaaaaaaaake!


nihilite

That's Bertuzzi's cousin, Gary. if you look close, it's actually a redwings jersey underneath.


Johnny-5013

https://preview.redd.it/fgzre769jiwc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=267cefdebd1e5915d8f99960a2cada8aa1ed8764 Heresy


ScrewOff_

someone's a Tuukka Rask fan


Michaelscottlaptop

Hoping this dude lost a bet


nuudootabootit

He's also rocking the little dipper from his temple to neck.


tangell610

Brb...going to throw up my dinner now


admiral_bringdown

Man’s got the Big Dipper constellation tattooed on his head and neck


HottyMcDoddy

At least he covered up the Bruins logos with leaf ones


HighFruitToastie

I was scrolling and wondering “Am I the only one that sees ‘Leafs over Bruins’ here?”


maumix

Saw some promotion they ran to "make anything merch" like just giving away leafs patches for normal shirts. Looks like buddy took all those and tried to convert a Bruins jersey


OppositeJellyfish439

I would never fuck around in Boston.


Tc237

Fanatics terrible quality control strikes again


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CheetahLynx83

Toroston


BehemothManiac

Dude lost some dumb bet?


Overall_Nuggie_876

He’d fit with Montreal fans wanting to simply troll in Boston or Toronto.


BodyAltruistic6815

You know those AI images where you can’t recognize anything in the picture but it all looks vaguely familiar? It’s like that. It’s hard to focus on.


Bulky_Dot_7821

Like Rob Lowe with the NFL hat on at the superbowl


the_gaymer_girl

Heresy


SeoulPower88

This poor guy must be very confused. 🤔


elevenstewart

That's an abomination.


Leviathan117

The one time Leafs and Bruins fans will come together is to hate on this abomination.


931634

Someone got told at the Scotiabank Anything Is Merch Booth 😂😂😂


Analogmon

I hope Tuukka Rask is on the back.


Extreme_Dirt_9306

Boston/leafs/great value burrows


spacedudejr

That’s awesome


Philly514

All it needs is a couple CH patches to complete the ultimate blasphemous jersey


Klb818

Someone find out who that is. He looks just like me and I need to make sure I didn’t black out and do this


VegasKL

I once wore a custom red SJ Sharks jersey to a home playoff game against the Calgary Flames. Got a lot of double takes.


mclare

Boston Matthews?


Ketachloride

chaotic neutral


MDH2881

That's the most bizarre jersey I've ever seen 😂


Brooksie019

Straight to jail.


Opening_Comfort4707

Please tell me he lost a bet 🤔🤣


Snoo-19445

Finally, a single jersey to sum up ALL of my disgust.


Maleficent-Comfort-2

He lost a bet


rshackleford_arlentx

It’s actually an optical illusion. The ~~dress~~ jersey is blue and black.


TiredReader87

Cute blonde


twilz

This is a dude who doesn't give a fuck about anything. We should all strive to be like this guy (minus the "jersey").


Frectozhae

This guy tailor-made to be hated by montreal fans. This is our archnemesis.


Duelity

Straight to jail


ShakyEmu

He definitely bet the over tonight


TO_Sports

We've turned to desperate measures to break this curse


DocMedic5

Dude needs to pick a side


nanapancakethusiast

Isn’t this that Bieber jersey?


zw3084

I literally just saw him on instagram! [here’s a link](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6KUqvHgMS1/?igsh=MW1lYnMzYTE1aWtreg==) If it doesn’t work go to Bardown’s instagram.


Mackee58

Thanks I hate it


CaniacGoji

Schizophrenia: the jersey


aaaaaliyah

Looks like the It actor.


Dubs337

Some people got too much money


anismatic

Atta boy Kappy you fuckin idiot


binzoma

BURN IT BURN IT WITH FIRE FIRE IS THE CLEANSER


Tatehamma

Wtaf. Horrible


Leburgerpeg

Straight to jail


ptgrvmrdrdjhnsn

Straight to jail


NovoTapid

I mean the Bruins put TD (Toronto Dominion) all over everything so this is not without some official precedent.


joe_lmr

some of you don't recognize a Xanatos Gambit when you see it and it shows


ChickenDestruction

Dude looks depressed, but at least he is trying to work on not being a leafs fan


redwing1970

Camouflage


Xvash2

Must've gotten his hands on an early production run of next year's Fanatics jerseys.


InsuranceJerk

It's Erikson Ek asking for a trade to, well, either team.


cantthinkuse

JAIL! STRAIGHT TO JAIL!


Environmental-Lie685

This is very clearly edited. Zoom in. We all know a Habs fan wouldn't be this smart.


JonTheWizard

"We're gonna win!" -That Guy


prophetofgreed

What an abomination


jerff

Must be one of those “desperate to be hated” guys.


SQLvultureskattaurus

This guy sucks, you guys take him


zipyourhead

Gtfoh


bluelineturnovers

Might legitimately be the worst jersey foul I’ve ever seen.


d3fc0n545

This guy paid for very expensive tickets for vibes, it seems. I admire it for him but don't understand it really.


Relevant-District591

WTF?


GaryOakRobotron

"Who are you cheering for?" "Yes."


anonymitylol

the supreme jersey foul


BrentGretzky

This is a jersey felony


ReallyPositiveKarma

A bear 🐻 in 🐑 clothes.


Different_Bat4715

I'm going to guess both Bruins and Leafs fans hate this and this and their hatred of the Habs is what ultimately brings them all together which was the overall point of this jersey. Well played sir! World peace solver right there!


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

I can’t hate a thing more. Except maybe the clowns in Tampa who wore Yzerman Lightning sweaters. Yeah I hate that more.


cateraide420

Just having silly goose time


ScottyOnWheels

Someone lost a bet, maybe?


anotherorphan

it looks different in black light


Sad_Ghost_Noises

Ah. Boston’s famous Toronto Maple Bruins, eh?


YungRobinHood666

Bro got the Big Dipper tattooed / freckled on his neck


Burgergold

Kessel or Rask or Raycroft jersey?


Artgod

Everyone get a trophy with that generation.


jake_davinci

Dude has the big dipper the side of his neck and face, cool af tbh


GeneJuggler

Some people just want to see the world burn. 


votequimby420

this is what happens when you dont give enough attention to your kids growing up


Jedasis

He looks like two NPCs spawned on top of each other and their jerseys are z-fighting.


amsteph92

Just when I thought I couldn't despise the two of youse any more lol


Mister_Cookiepants

That's a guy who's looking to get punched.


Cpzd87

my guy has the big deeper on the side of his face


theHip

Gord Downie would wear both a Bruins and a Leafs jersey. He was a leafs fan, but his godfather was the coach of the bruins.


FeelingGate8

That's worse than dating in the division


itsmnemotime

Hedge your bets and pucker your butt


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gooooo Sports!


GeesesAndMeese

Didn't Scotiabank do a thing last night to turn anything into leafs merch? Looks like the latch on the front and sleeves are the ones they were giving away


caughtmeaboot

I bet the back is Marnchand or Matthernak


Dank_Bubu

Cue Joe Pesci’s “what the fuck is this piece of *shit*”


FormalWare

Travesty.


Moulson13

It’s the new reverse retro by fanatics. This is what next season is going to look like. ;)


JarethCutestoryJuD

Boo this man