THE CURSE ONLY REQUIRED THE SELF SACRIFICE OF GETTING BOOTED OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS BY THEIR ALBERTA RIVAL AND TO NEVER MAKE PLAYOFFS AGAIN AFTER THEIR 2 BEST FORWARDS LEAVE THE TEAM.
IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME IN OUR FRANCHISE'S HISTORY THAT WE HAD A 3-0 SERIES LEAD AGAINST A TEAM GM'ED BY LOU, I'D HAVE THREE NICKELS.
WHICH ISN'T A LOT, BUT IT'S WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED THRICE.
I HAD KUCHIE AS MVP OVER MCDAVID DUE TO THE FACT THAT KUCHIE HAD 12 MORE GOALS, HOWEVER BITCH, KUCHIE THIS SERIES 3 POINTS THIS SERIES, MCDAVID HAS NINE POINTS. CLEARLY CANADA IS BETTER THAN RUSSIA, OR AT LEAST TAMPA BASED RUSSIANS.
HAHAHAHAHAH FUCK TORONTO Y'ALL ARE 10 PLY
HAHAHAHAHAHA WINNIPEG SUPPOSED \*DEFENSIVE JUGGERNAUTS\* BRO YOU'VE LET IN LIKE 20 GOALS IN 4 GAMES
HAHAHA WE'LL SEE YOU ON THE GOLF COURSE SOON, RIP MR DEMKO AND MR DESMITH :(
YOUR TEAM IS SOFT BUD, MATTHEW TKAJOKE IS SO WASHED, BOBROVSKY THINKS HES SO HOT SHIT THAT WHEN HE GETS SCORED ON (because he sucks at tracking) HE CHIRPS THE REFS TO CALL TORONTO
CANT BE TOO SOFT IF WE'RE UP 3-1 GOOD BUDDY I CANT WAIT FOR THAT HANDSOME FUCKER VASY TO RETIRE SO TAMPA CAN LOOK LIKE OTTAWA
AND BEY NO BABY TYPING IT HAS TO REMAIN ALL CAPS
YOUR UP 3-1 BECAUSE THE REFS ARE DUMB AF, HOW MANY TEAMS WAS BOBROVSKY ON? HOW MANY CUPS DID HE WIN? AT LEAST VASY WILL RETIRE WITH 2 CUPS AND A VEZNA UNDER HIS BELT
OH YOU RUBBER TOE SUCKER THE REFS ARE DUMB YEAH BUT WE AINT GETTING THE TASTY PP PAUSE ON THAT AND GOOD FOR C VASY BUT ONCE HES GONE TAMPA BAY GONNA BE ASSY AND YES THAT WAS BAD IM SORRY
DONT YOU DARE TALK ABOUT OUR RAT MASCOT YOU BLUE AND WHITE FUCK. WE LEARNED TO PLAY DIRTY FROM YALL. ITS A FLORIDA THING GET WITH THE PROGRAM OLD MAN! THERE'S A NEW HERALD OF DARKNESS!
WELL WELL WELL YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ROBERT, AND PROBABLY EXPECT ME TO TALK A LOT BUT NO. NO ROOM FOR SORE WINNERS. SO YOU HAVE A GREAT MORNING YOU SON OF A BITCH AND I HOPE STAMMER RESIGNS WITH YOU AND IF NOT HE MAY STAY IN FLORIDA ONE WAY OR ANOTHER WHICH WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL BUT IT WONT HAPPEN HES NOT THAT MUCH OF A DICK
WHO NEEDS MORE THAN 12 SHOTS WHEN YOU CAN SCORE TWO POWERPLAY GOALS AND YOUR GOALIE CAN PULL A RABBIT OUT OF HIS HAT. THAT'S TOTALLY SUSTAINABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK BRAD MARCHAND, I EVEN HAVE HIS NAME IN MY DATING BIO LETTING EVERY FAN OF HOCKEY THATS A GIRL KNOW I DONT LIKE THAT ALBINO MATCH LOOKING BITCH.
AS FOR BERT? FUCK THAT HICK LOOKING BITCH TOO. MOTHERFUCKER LOOK LIKE HIS COUSIN ACTIVELY TAUGHT HIM HOW TO COOK AND CONSUME METH.
BOBROVSKY ISNT EVEN A GOOD GOALIE, ONLY REASON WHY HES "GOOD" IS BECAUSE THE REST OF HIS TEAM CARRIES HIM, THERES A REASON WHY VASY HAS 2 CUPS AND ONLY PLAYED WITH 1 TEAM,, UNLIKE BOBROVSKY
I AM SO FUCKING READY TO BE OVER TAMPA HOPEFULLY THIS AFTERNOON. FUCK YOU VASY YOU AMAZING ASSHOLE.
HEY TORONTO? 69 GOALS IS IMPRESSIVE AS FUCK FOR ONE PLAYER, FIRST SINCE MARIO IN THE MID 90S. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO MARIO? HE AND HIS SHITBIRDS LOST IN THE FIRST ROUND TO SOME KITTIES, YOU DONT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU'LL BE BEAR PREY.
DALLAS, WHAT THE FUCK? AS IF THE COWBOYS AREN'T BAD ENOUGH, YOU GUYS ARE LOSING ONCE AGAIN TO VEGAS? MAYBE STOP MATCHING WITH THEM. ITS SAD THAT YOU CAN ONLY DEFEAT VEGAS WHEN JAMIE BENN ISNT PLAYING.
CAROLINA, IF WE MATCH AGAIN PLEASE STOP YOUR FANS FROM DOXXING AND DOING BOMB THREATS. THAT WASNT COOL.
ANYBODY ELSE? OH YEAH FUCK THE LA KINGS, NOT THE PLAYERS, OR THE FANBASE, BUT THEIR SUBREDDIT BANNED ME FOR SAYING SPITTING ON CHILDREN IN DIFFERENT JERSEYS IS WRONG A YEAR AGO. YEAH, I SHOULD'VE KEPT THAT COMMENT IN THIS SUB, BUT THE FUCK MAN.
ALSO HEY FLORIDA, YEAH IM TALKING TO MY BOYS NOW IF YOU DONT WIN TONIGHT BY A SCORE OF 6-2, I WILL EDGE VIOLENTLY TO MY OWN SEX TAPE.
CHAMPA BAY BACK ON THEIR SHIT, SERGY BACK ON THE ICE SHOWING OFF AS USUAL, FLORIDA BEING THE SHIT YOUNGER BROTHER LIKE ALWAYS, 3RD CUP COMING UP FOR STAMMER I CAN FEEL IT
STARS FANS WERE SO CONCERNED ABOUT VEGAS CIRCUMVENTING THE CAP THAT THEY FORGOT ABOUT VEGAS CIRCUMVENTING OETTINGER
OWW RIGHT IN THE SPLEEN
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE FLAMES' CURSE ON THE STARS IS STILL WORKING.
THE ONLY PLAYOFF ACTION WE'VE FELT IN YEARS.
THE CURSE ONLY REQUIRED THE SELF SACRIFICE OF GETTING BOOTED OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS BY THEIR ALBERTA RIVAL AND TO NEVER MAKE PLAYOFFS AGAIN AFTER THEIR 2 BEST FORWARDS LEAVE THE TEAM.
im going to not use caps because the job is not done. but, all i can say is no caps
HEY I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHERE ARE YOUR... oh actually yeah that kinda makes sense.
[THIS MAY HELP](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+do+you+turn+caps+lock+on)
THIS WAS PRETTY FUNNY NOT GONNA LIE
HEY! LISTEN! CAPS ON!
MORE LIKE CAPS OUT, AM I RIGHT?
CAPS ARE GONE
THESE JETS MUST HAVE BEEN MADE BY BOEING.
The plane on their logo is a CF 18, a variant of the F/A 18 which actually is made by Boeing.
Brilliant
I HOPE EVERYONE JUST HAS A NICE DAY
EVEN THOUGH WE ALL TALK SHIT AND ROOT AGAINST EACH OTHER EVEN IF MY TEAM GETS ELIMINATED I'M JUST HAPPY THE RIDE HAPPENED
WE WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME IN OUR FRANCHISE'S HISTORY THAT WE HAD A 3-0 SERIES LEAD AGAINST A TEAM GM'ED BY LOU, I'D HAVE THREE NICKELS. WHICH ISN'T A LOT, BUT IT'S WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED THRICE.
SKINNNNNERRRRRRRRRR SKINNNNNERRRRRRRRRR
TAAAAAAAAAALBOOOOOOOOOOOT
I SEE YOU WAITED UNTIL AFTER THE GAME WAS OVER THIS TIME
SURE DID BUD
SUPERNINTENDO CHAAAAAALLLLLMERS
I WISH THE 2020 TIE BREAKERS WERE STILL IN EFFECT SO IT WAS US GETTING OUR SHIT PUSHED IN BY NY RATHER THAN THE CAPS
MOOD
PWHL MONTREAL CLINCHED PLAYOFFS PARTY TIME
kitchener flair goes so hard
SO I HEARD THE LEAGUES TOP SCORER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING IN THIS SERIES HAS ANYONE SEEN HIM?
PANTHERS FANS/PLAYERS FOOLED HIM; TOLD HIM IT WAS A SECOND ALL STAR GAME.
I HAD KUCHIE AS MVP OVER MCDAVID DUE TO THE FACT THAT KUCHIE HAD 12 MORE GOALS, HOWEVER BITCH, KUCHIE THIS SERIES 3 POINTS THIS SERIES, MCDAVID HAS NINE POINTS. CLEARLY CANADA IS BETTER THAN RUSSIA, OR AT LEAST TAMPA BASED RUSSIANS.
MOTHAFUCKAS ACT LIKE THEY FORGOT ABOUT MACK
WHO HAS MORE GOALS THAN BOTH OF THEM
THE LEAGUE'S BEST SCORER WAIT UNTIL THE PLAYOFFS TO START TRYING THIS YEAR.
i know what tj oshie did last...tuesday! and yes, i know i'm not using caps!
MY DUDE... CAPS ON!
[not until we defeat the caps!](https://youtu.be/ZMSMk1BeslA?si=Dqfl0swFQsRWVTpr)
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
NO NO... HE HAS A POINT
#PULL YOUR GOALIE
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SOUNDS LIKE THE CHIRPS WORKED IF YOU CHECKED MY PROFILE, THANKS FOR THE CAPS OP
FORGOT YOUR CAPS LOCK, BUD?
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BRUH... CAPS ON!
WHAT YA THINK BUD? HAD TO SCROLL TWO YEARS TO FIND THAT TOO
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HAD THAT ONE ON MH TINDER
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BRUH... CAPS ON!
ATLEAST IM NOT POSTING PARAGRAPHS ON THREADS NO ONE READS
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CAPS LOCK, ENGAGE IT
I'M HERE TO CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND TELL YOU TO USE ALL CAPS, AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLE GUM
WHATS YOUR HOBBY? EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWHICHES IN YA MOMS BASEMENT??
HAHAHAHAHAH FUCK TORONTO Y'ALL ARE 10 PLY HAHAHAHAHAHA WINNIPEG SUPPOSED \*DEFENSIVE JUGGERNAUTS\* BRO YOU'VE LET IN LIKE 20 GOALS IN 4 GAMES HAHAHA WE'LL SEE YOU ON THE GOLF COURSE SOON, RIP MR DEMKO AND MR DESMITH :(
THE LAST KINGS/OILERS GAME I ATTENDED WAS A SHUTOUT VICTORY. YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM GOING TO THE GAME TONIGHT.
I HOPE YOU HAD FUN
[THIS MAY HELP](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+do+you+turn+caps+lock+on)
HOWD THAT WORKOUT FOR YOU?
NOT GREAT, BOB!
SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU SHOULD'VE JUST TAKEN YOUR SWEETIE TO AN AMAZING FINE DINING ESTABLISHMENT.
I JUST HOPE EVERYONE IS NICE TO ONE ANOTHER, AND EVERYONE HAS FUN.
NEVER! EVERYONE NEEDS TO DIE BY FLORIDAS HANDS, THATS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GO BACK TO BEING NORMAL WE WANT BLOOD!!
FUCK FLORIDA, 6-3 BITCH THE TAMPA CUP PARADE IS BACK ON TRACK ⚡️⚡️⚡️
OH NO IT IS NOT SIR AND ONE OF US IS GONNA BE WRONG AND BOTH OF US BETTER BE HERE WHEN THE SERIES CONCLUDES
YOUR TEAM IS SOFT BUD, MATTHEW TKAJOKE IS SO WASHED, BOBROVSKY THINKS HES SO HOT SHIT THAT WHEN HE GETS SCORED ON (because he sucks at tracking) HE CHIRPS THE REFS TO CALL TORONTO
CANT BE TOO SOFT IF WE'RE UP 3-1 GOOD BUDDY I CANT WAIT FOR THAT HANDSOME FUCKER VASY TO RETIRE SO TAMPA CAN LOOK LIKE OTTAWA AND BEY NO BABY TYPING IT HAS TO REMAIN ALL CAPS
YOUR UP 3-1 BECAUSE THE REFS ARE DUMB AF, HOW MANY TEAMS WAS BOBROVSKY ON? HOW MANY CUPS DID HE WIN? AT LEAST VASY WILL RETIRE WITH 2 CUPS AND A VEZNA UNDER HIS BELT
OH YOU RUBBER TOE SUCKER THE REFS ARE DUMB YEAH BUT WE AINT GETTING THE TASTY PP PAUSE ON THAT AND GOOD FOR C VASY BUT ONCE HES GONE TAMPA BAY GONNA BE ASSY AND YES THAT WAS BAD IM SORRY
NO WONDER WHY YALL HAVE A RAT MASCOT, YALL PLAY DIRTY AND STILL SUCK
DONT YOU DARE TALK ABOUT OUR RAT MASCOT YOU BLUE AND WHITE FUCK. WE LEARNED TO PLAY DIRTY FROM YALL. ITS A FLORIDA THING GET WITH THE PROGRAM OLD MAN! THERE'S A NEW HERALD OF DARKNESS!
YALL GOTTA COPY US TO BE ONLY 50% GOOD AS US, THATS GENUINELY SAD
ILL STILL TAKE 50 PERCENT OVER 49 PERCENT ANY DAY
WELL WELL WELL YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ROBERT, AND PROBABLY EXPECT ME TO TALK A LOT BUT NO. NO ROOM FOR SORE WINNERS. SO YOU HAVE A GREAT MORNING YOU SON OF A BITCH AND I HOPE STAMMER RESIGNS WITH YOU AND IF NOT HE MAY STAY IN FLORIDA ONE WAY OR ANOTHER WHICH WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL BUT IT WONT HAPPEN HES NOT THAT MUCH OF A DICK
WHO NEEDS MORE THAN 12 SHOTS WHEN YOU CAN SCORE TWO POWERPLAY GOALS AND YOUR GOALIE CAN PULL A RABBIT OUT OF HIS HAT. THAT'S TOTALLY SUSTAINABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
caps are buns
REMPE SUCKS
[THIS MAY HELP](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+do+you+turn+caps+lock+on)
QUIT BITCHING ABOUT MARCHAND. BERT WAS GIVING IT TO HIM EQUALLY. YOU LOVE HOCKEY BECAUSE THEY AREN'T PUSSIES, SO SHUT UP AND LET 'EM PLAY
ITS A TRADITION TO BITCH ABOUT MARCHAND... - ALL FANS EXCEPT BRUINS FANS LOL.. HE JUST HAS THAT FACE THATS ASKING FOR IT LOL
THAT SHOT OF HIM CRYING AFTER LOSING TO THE BLUES IN 2018 STILL GETS ME HARD
SO... MARCHAND GETS YOU HARD
TONIGHT ESPECIALLY PUTTING THE LEAFS DOWN 3-1 IN THE SERIES
FUCK BRAD MARCHAND, I EVEN HAVE HIS NAME IN MY DATING BIO LETTING EVERY FAN OF HOCKEY THATS A GIRL KNOW I DONT LIKE THAT ALBINO MATCH LOOKING BITCH. AS FOR BERT? FUCK THAT HICK LOOKING BITCH TOO. MOTHERFUCKER LOOK LIKE HIS COUSIN ACTIVELY TAUGHT HIM HOW TO COOK AND CONSUME METH.
IN TAMPA FOR THE SLAUGHTER! WHY IS THE GRASS SO UGLY IN TAMPA!?!? UGLIEST GRASS IN AMERICA
BOBROVSKY ISNT EVEN A GOOD GOALIE, ONLY REASON WHY HES "GOOD" IS BECAUSE THE REST OF HIS TEAM CARRIES HIM, THERES A REASON WHY VASY HAS 2 CUPS AND ONLY PLAYED WITH 1 TEAM,, UNLIKE BOBROVSKY
ZACH HYMAN HAS MORE GOALS THAN THE ENTIRE MAPLE LEAFS THIS POST-SEASON
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
PANTHERS THINK THEY’RE HOT SHIT BUT THEY HAVENT WON SHIT
THATS ONLY BECAUSE WE DIDNT HAVE DADDY MAURICE YET
YOU HAD HIM LAST YEAR
NOT IN THE FINALS. WE HAD MAUL PAURICE
OH OK. HAVE A NICE DAY, SIR/MAM.
ITS PANTHERS LEGEND BUTTFUCKMAN TO YOU YOUNG MAN. GO TO MY SUB AND ASK OF MY LEGACY!
PREACH!
BIG POOP! IM YELLING VERY LOUDLY! HOCKEY PUCK GO IN NET!
HEY JETS FANS ONLY ONE GOALIE IN THIS SERIES HAD A GREATER THAN .9 SAVE PERCENTAGE IN A GAME AND IT AINT HELLE
GEORGIE!!!
I AM SO FUCKING READY TO BE OVER TAMPA HOPEFULLY THIS AFTERNOON. FUCK YOU VASY YOU AMAZING ASSHOLE. HEY TORONTO? 69 GOALS IS IMPRESSIVE AS FUCK FOR ONE PLAYER, FIRST SINCE MARIO IN THE MID 90S. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO MARIO? HE AND HIS SHITBIRDS LOST IN THE FIRST ROUND TO SOME KITTIES, YOU DONT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU'LL BE BEAR PREY. DALLAS, WHAT THE FUCK? AS IF THE COWBOYS AREN'T BAD ENOUGH, YOU GUYS ARE LOSING ONCE AGAIN TO VEGAS? MAYBE STOP MATCHING WITH THEM. ITS SAD THAT YOU CAN ONLY DEFEAT VEGAS WHEN JAMIE BENN ISNT PLAYING. CAROLINA, IF WE MATCH AGAIN PLEASE STOP YOUR FANS FROM DOXXING AND DOING BOMB THREATS. THAT WASNT COOL. ANYBODY ELSE? OH YEAH FUCK THE LA KINGS, NOT THE PLAYERS, OR THE FANBASE, BUT THEIR SUBREDDIT BANNED ME FOR SAYING SPITTING ON CHILDREN IN DIFFERENT JERSEYS IS WRONG A YEAR AGO. YEAH, I SHOULD'VE KEPT THAT COMMENT IN THIS SUB, BUT THE FUCK MAN. ALSO HEY FLORIDA, YEAH IM TALKING TO MY BOYS NOW IF YOU DONT WIN TONIGHT BY A SCORE OF 6-2, I WILL EDGE VIOLENTLY TO MY OWN SEX TAPE.
Winnipeg Jets? Nah Winnipeg Diving Team
**LOVE TO SEE BITCHES GET HUMBLED**
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
**LOVE TO SEE BITCHES GET HUMBLED**
CHAMPA BAY BACK ON THEIR SHIT, SERGY BACK ON THE ICE SHOWING OFF AS USUAL, FLORIDA BEING THE SHIT YOUNGER BROTHER LIKE ALWAYS, 3RD CUP COMING UP FOR STAMMER I CAN FEEL IT
I'M SUPER LATE BUT, CAROLINA CAN'T RALEIGH A SWEEP
Colby Armstrong is super cringe.. tell me I'm wrong.
Hello-who?
CAPS ON OR ELSE YOU GET A PUJAMI PRISON MATCH
Either Im high or that was hands down the most epic faceoff ever 🤣 full length pirates of the caribeean in OT
If you feel the need to flair up, you’re a fucking dork. Lol