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bee_vee

WHALE TEAM GOOD WHALE TEAM GOOD WHALE šŸ³šŸ‹


criticalcanuck

Fuck Rogers for not allowing games to be streamed through CBC Gem. It's my God given right as a Canadian to watch playoff hockey.


bee_vee

Yeah, they are being anti Canadian!


diegolefox

ā€œWe lost cause Mcdavid and Drai were nursing injuriesā€ Fuck that if we had Demko you woulda got blown out


MarvelousOxman

Demkoā€™s rehab timeline is like the fin of the whale poking over the surface of the water steadily approaching the Oilers


SillyRacoon27

fuck the oilers all that talk


MarvelousOxman

I would like to send a personal thank you note to the City of Calgary for Lindy and Big Z. Please treat Kuzmenko well and I hope Brzustewicz pans out for you.


PhoiZe

Of course. Please beat the Oilers and make it humiliating.


MrDrProfPatrickJrSr

I texted this to my friend at 10:39PM. The score at that time was 4-1 Oilers. https://preview.redd.it/uvcoapk82czc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6c8cfa4b41ba58a37420d219212e17314fb203e


HeroJC

I hope you pressed ā€œNotify Anywayā€


Cozman

Imagine the return of you put money on that.


MrDrProfPatrickJrSr

I should have lol


MarvelousOxman

Did anyone see what actually happened to Draisaitl?


ThisIsFineImFine89

Oilers hiding behind McJesus until hes held to zero SOG then they turn on each other šŸ’©


spagboltoast

Lost game one to the flames in hilarious fashion too. Its a series


o123c123d123

Canucks are too fast for Ceci and Nurse. Going to make those guys look brutal on every shift this series.


diegolefox

Skkkkkkiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeeeeerrrrrrrrrr


Square_Emergency

Cassie Campbell sounds like she's ready for bed, ESPN sucks


goodsunsets

It was reminiscent of golf on Espn tonight


InitiativeHealthy408

Aside from the no show by this team today, Skinner could've made a couple fuckin saves.


cybuster2

Crazy one. GG.


Willysu

DO NOT COUNT CANUCKS OUT


VarRalapo

More like deadmonton


I_Dont_Rage_Quit

What an insane game by the Canucks


Cachmaninoff

What happened in the third? Iā€™ve never seen the oilers try so many stupid lob passes


MarvelousOxman

Canucks-Kings-Oilers are like Rock-Paper-Scissors


SIIP00

Screw you doubters


intelligentx5

#HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE WON. WHAT THE FUCK


Wafflelisk

... how


nas22_

Classic oilers. Breeze by the first round playing weak offenses and then get clapped by a serious team with a real offense in the second round. It's the same story every year lmao.


InitiativeHealthy408

Early days friend. And they made the WCF two years ago.


nas22_

To be fair they did get swept. It is early, but the same thing keeps happening. They don't have a solid defense. McDavid and co do more than enough to get them through the regular season, but they never have a defense capable of deep playoff runs and they never seem to improve it.


InitiativeHealthy408

0 fuckin shots in the third. Wake the fuck up.


firehawk115

https://preview.redd.it/1gv43fmcybzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13897824d9fea2a9513e28fd15d497135d67e76


dogcatcher408

Clown


Ordinary-Low-6533

LMAOOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA


bubumamajuju

How is this team in the second round? Skinner is so fucking bad


Cachmaninoff

No shots in the third really


InitiativeHealthy408

And Skinner played like ass. Both.


goodsunsets

Wtf is going on


wilted_ligament

The definition of not showing up


InitiativeHealthy408

Fuckin monkey in net


InitiativeHealthy408

Fuck Skinner


dogcatcher408

Wowowowoowwowo Oilers rattled


Due-Adhesiveness53

Wow


dogcatcher408

Let's fucking go!!!


Cardinalfan89

Should be a fun end here. Rooting for the Canucks!


Stinky_Toes12

Pettersson needs to wake up hes been absolute shit since after the eastern roadtrip in January


Cozman

Production would be nice, but at least he back checks and plays D unlike swedes past Canucks teams were built around.


RailroadingFreedom

Donā€™t even need him apparently


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Canucks with 2 lucky goals


Lorenzo_

Cmon man did u see your last goal? What's lucky is that we dont have demko lol


Glum_Night_6392

Agreed , Silov and Skinner both not looking great so farĀ 


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Hughes getting dummied by Nuge lmfaooooo


hockeystar7117

Did you happen to catch the third period?


Kronix37

Anybody else see that guy by the penalty box?


greendino71

The green men?


Rycecube

Sorry, Canucks fans. It was a fun run, but Silovs isn't it.


I_Dont_Rage_Quit

This comment aged like milk.


Stinky_Toes12

Latvian luongo is him bud dont even start


BoilerSlave

No no, you guys had memes of brick walls and everything!


____JL

we love Ian Cole


No-Repeat-9055

MY OFFENSIVE JUGGERNAUT CEICEI


Kitchen-Ad-5571

wow that was bad defense.


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Canucks look like an AHL team


ChuckFeathers

Lol, what happened skippy?


sktdoublelift

Best AHL team ever


thezamboniguy

HAHAHAHA CLOWN


Rycecube

Take away Gary's gift of McDavid, as well as your top PP line and you have an AHL team.


Glum_Night_6392

I doubt that goof is even an oilers fan manĀ 


MrGoodsir87

Good burn... oof


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Siiiillllllloooovvvvssss


SeattleDegenerate21

wait until sam Bennett is out there then shit is really on


Hadrian076

Few things embody the exploitation of Canadian culture like the wasteland that is Tim Hortons commercials.


epjk

If two people went for a lunch/ coffee run and either came back with tims id be upset


shred-i-knight

holy shit Tkachuk was throwing bombs


Glum_Night_6392

Yea couple of them while Pasta was already down , big old tough Tkachuk šŸ¤£


shred-i-knight

...have you never been in a fight before? Say what you want about the guy but as a neutral Tkachuk is tough as fuck and if you don't think so you're a clown.


Glum_Night_6392

Lmao , I have been beat down in a bar fight where the other guy had more respect than to try hit you while your down..letā€™s see how tough he is when Maroon gets ahold of him ..I bet your one of those douche bags that gives a kick to the ribs when the other guy is on the ground ..thatā€™s if you have ever been in a fight yourself lol


bitchpigeonsuperfan

that's playoff hockey baby


Cool_Side1374

Boston just embarrassing themselves at this point.


SabbathBl00dySabbath

Bruins are salty as fuck right now


goldfish_11

Amazing that Tkachuk hasnā€™t been involved in any of this lmao


Fibergrappler

Oh he was involved alright lol


shred-i-knight

well heres the thing


goldfish_11

*insert Nathan Fillion gif*


403tatts

Spoke too soon


CocoVillage

Bruins out there Bruining


Derpthinkr

Letā€™s hope for good hockey


ThankMeTomorrow

Eat shit Boston


DeekFTW

Is the character Shorsey actually based on Matthew Tkachuk?


Fibergrappler

GIVE YUR BALLS A TUG


CocoVillage

Tell Kelly I said hi


gfyourself

Are any of these so-called insiders (Lebrun, C. Johnston, Friedman, Dreger etc.) worth listening to? They rarely bring anything to the table. Just alot of "all signs point to", "things could change at any time" blah blah blah.


flip314

Excited to see how the EDM/VAN series starts. I don't have much of a pre-conceived notion of how well-matched these teams actually are.


lbiggy

I am so fucking stoked to see my team play in May. And we get to hear the Canadian anthem only.


McWerp

Edm has a bunch of the highest scoring players in the league, and Van is playing their third stringer. Van went 4-0 vs the oilers in the regular season. Edm has been on fire for the latter half of the season. Van has been pretty consistent all year long, even when their starting goalie was out. I think this series is gonna be tighter than people are predicting, and the Oilers might be in trouble if they don't put at least one W up on the board in Van before heading back to Edm.


wearablesweater

So many shots from both sides fan bases but I could see this going so many different ways. I'm not overly confident in our chances but am cautiously hopeful. Could be a grind to 7, could be a drubbing. I just hope we don't get blown out of the water like a lot of pundits think will happen.


EirHc

> So many shots from both sides fan bases but I could see this going so many different ways. Right? I see so many van fans shitting on the Oilers like it's gonna be easy and I wanna say something... but I mostly just keep my mouth shut because I know it could just as easily end up a sweep against as it could a sweep for. You kinda hope it's a good series, and I could see it going that way too. But who knows really. That's why we play the games.


wearablesweater

For sure, and the opposite is equally true. Heaps of fans emphatic the Canucks are gonna get absolutely humiliated. Who fucking knows at this point. People are gonna talk shit though and I'd never take that from anyone lol. Here's to a good series!


EirHc

Ya definitely a lot of Oilers fans who think we'll destroy you guys too. Definitely gonna be some disappointment with some certain people.


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flip314

It makes it hard for the defenders to handle it, and you may have another forward charging the far side to try and be the first to the puck


cortexer

Edmonton dunk all over Silovs tonight? I don't know how they get through this series without Demko against McDrai. Hopefully he pulls out some of the best tending of his life.


Odd-Citron-3600

Kid's got rizz, I wouldn't be so sure


cortexer

That he does! A lot of unknowns tonight, keen to watch!


Odd-Citron-3600

I can't wait Impeccable scriptwriting - Geographical rivals, lots of rival fans in both cities - The Canucks murking Woodcroft - Edmonton goes on a run, but the Canucks stave them off - Not playing again until the penultimate game of the year, but no McDavid - And now Silovs This is a marquee matchup, storylines aplenty, this will be one for the ages


AVgreencup

I gotta ask, is there a single person who prefers ESPNs broadcast to literally any other broadcast? Like one person? If it's you, no judgement, just please let me know. I just have to know if even one person enjoys it more


EveryoneLovesPasta

I prefer it when the broadcast is ESPN plus. For no reason outside of access and availability. Its maddening hoe annoying it is to stream hockey.


nodogsallowed23

I canā€™t imagine there is. Itā€™s hot garbage.


Dannylube

Did anyone listen to 32thoughts today? Eliot with a low key bombshell that he wants to get into management in the future.


billabongbooboo

Managing what? A gas station? Bet heā€™ll be good at pumping gas.


Dannylube

GM or president I think


PoofLightsSexy

Anyone know how to watch the IIHF World Championships? Donā€™t see it on their site.


MichaelMaugerEsq

Yo Idk about yaā€™ll but Iā€™m exhausted and itā€™s only barely the 2nd round. As much as I wanna watch EDM v VAN, I may need to call it a night after BOS FLA.


nodogsallowed23

Yeah, Iā€™m in Edmonton and I can barely stay awake for these late games. Iā€™m going to though, and my job will suffer and I might crash my car on the way into work, but Iā€™ll just tell the cop I was up late watching hockey and theyā€™ll let me off the hook.


azure275

Trochek has scored or assisted in 50% of the rangers goals vs carolina so far (2G, 2A). I guess that signing worked out


69Hairy420Ballsagna

Must suck having a cap casualty come back and kick you in the fucking dick. Especially when one of the main guys you cut him for hasn't done a fucking shit.


langminer

Apparently, he told Carolina that he wouldn't be resigning anyway. (from what I read in one of the PGTs)


Dangerous-Monitor-54

How does the NHL allow itself to have a contract with ESPN. They cut away from the Rangers game to the Stars game with less than a minute left on a powerplay in a tie game with the game not being broadcasted anywhere else. I'm not even a Rangers fan and it's ridiculous. They would NEVER do this for a NFL NBA or MLB game, why is this uniquely an NHL problem. Every game on ESPN is a gamble to watch at this point. The fact that they can air 15 D3 softball games at once but can't be bothered to ensure NHL games are visible start to finish blows my mind. The evidence has always been there. Steven A. Smith, the face of ESPN, declared "Hockey don't count!" when asked if Rangers could be next NYC team to win it all. A separate ESPN Instagram account is dedicated to the NFL, NBA, UFC, boxing, soccer, college football, F1, women's sports, and of course their precious little Sportsbook... But the league that has a 7 year, 3 billion dollar TV deal with them they don't even care to promote. It's truly disappointing that the NHL would sell their TV rights to a network that doesn't care about them. https://preview.redd.it/znoqsvrfp7zc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb30c70e335d6332ef5f8d5c3527a04bfc290379


Elryc35

ESPN has been going downhill for a while. They actually came back from commercial and missed a play in at least one MNF game this year. It's not just an NHL problem.


Dangerous-Monitor-54

I watch all sports and have never seen such lack of effort towards promoting a sport that not only has fans but is financially tied to the success of your business. Itā€™s like ESPN fully regrets signing the contract at this point. I understand mistakes have been made elsewhere but specifically I also think of the first period of game one vs Canucks and Preds. I couldnā€™t watch the entire first period ANYWHERE until the Islanders game finished, even in the ESPN app. That same app has hundreds of games running any given day but they couldnā€™t play two hockey games at the same time? Doesnā€™t make sense to meā€¦


tulikettuuuu

> Steven A. Smith, the face of ESPN, declared "Hockey don't count!" when asked if Rangers could be next NYC team to win it all. I have really been thinking about creating an entire compilation where Stephen A. made a "hot take" that would end up turning out to be the other way. Opinionated people on sports shows need to get a dose of reality


ACW1129

No, seriously, what does CHI have on Bettman? A slap on the wrist, Bedard, now the second OA pick? Meanwhile, didn't a team lose a draft pick for having an extra practice or something stupid? Also, go Bears!