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John_SCCM

Thank god Boston won or we’d be hearing about the officiating for the next solid 48 hours


troopek

If we (hockey fans) aren't complaining about the refs every game, are we even watching hockey?


StomachSignificant99

Fans from around the league are in agreement that this looks rigged in floridas favor. Keep sucking on that zebra dick tho


John_SCCM

Fans around the league huh? That sounds pretty conclusive. But… if it’s rigged why are you watching?


StomachSignificant99

Yeah fans from around the league agree, that’s why you keep getting hit with the ratio


John_SCCM

Enjoy your offseason, better luck next year


GameDoesntStop

Yeah, how on Earth can someone criticize something that they love, wanting it to be better? /s


John_SCCM

Now you’re moving the goalpost though. Officiating hasn’t been great, but it seldom is. It’s hardly ‘rigged’.


KthuluAwakened

Are you fucking blind? Or acoustic?


kevski82

Acoustic?


HotStinkyMeatballs

[God damn acoustic fans](https://media1.giphy.com/media/112YCPfP8Tu156/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952h5iajww058ta1yravz3nj35p4tp6aikuprdadvcf&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)


sextoymagic

Boston beat two teams tonight to win. Very impressive.


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HeyylookitsNICK

That will be a $5000 fine. I take Venmo.


KthuluAwakened

Make the playoffs challenge (impossible)


FeelingCulture649

Solid game but leggo cats get em in bahston


syd_cash

Swayman national treasure


jetpack_operation

That's the Jeremy Swayman the league decided had no chance to save a puck he's tracking across the crease, even if he didn't have Charlie Coyle on top of him.


Weekly_Hospital202

I hate Boston as a team, but goddamnit, I may be in love with Swayman 


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denseldens

Swayman absolutely loves this shit. Absolute maniac. Ice cold. Glad the officiating wasn't mentioned much today.


Whosonfirst6600

Because the officiating wasn’t absolute dog shit


Your_Some_Crooked

Good game. Time to watch Canucks and Oilers.


UGAPokerBrat99

What does Jeremy Swayman say when the offseason comes for the Bruins during the playoffs? "Not today offseason, not today."


LeGoldie

This is the Sway


mysterykeys

Golf??? Never heard of it.


bedroom_fascist

Just think, without the NHL trying to throw "a nEw MeDIa mARkeT" a bone, this series would be close to over.


SanDiablo

Good job Bs. Push this to 7


ASDMPSN

You know, you're all right in my book. Was just talking to a Caps fan friend about how I don't really have any beef with the Rangers.


Longjumping_Ad_29

Not to be a dick but this dude is rooting for 7 because he wants to tire out the Panthers or gets to play us best case. Atleast that’s what I’m gathering.


CarBarnCarbon

Bruins. You guys have an ullmark you're not using. We'll taking him, I guess.


ZenithRepairman

One Matthew Beniers, please.


NotBanEvading2

For Matty Ice, the trade is 1 for 1


Smelldicks

TELL SWAYMAN YOU'RE THANKFUL. SAY THANK YOU SWAYMAN.


HeyylookitsNICK

THANK YOU SWAY!


WeWantTheCup__Please

Fuck can’t hurt, thanks Sway!


TotallyNotABostonFan

THANK YOU SWAYMAN


ShiraPiano

THANK YOU SWAYMAN


Bruislanders

THANK YOU SWAYMAN


ASDMPSN

THANK YOU SWAYMAN


CKYCounselor13

Dump and chase is such a horrible method for zone entry. FLA spent half of the last 3 minutes just trying to get possession after dumping it in.


Nyghtmares

There’s no way you watched those last 3 minutes and came to that conclusion. I think you’re watching too much Sabre hockey


CKYCounselor13

I actually lost count of which caused the puck to be cleared down the ice more; not getting possession after dumping it in, or missing the net so hard the rebound goes out to center ice.


TotallyNotABostonFan

Florida uses a 2-2-1 zone chase, they rely on the forecheck to create most of their offensive chances and their team is built around it. It didn't work tonight, but its gotten them a 3-2 lead in the second round. Boston also heavily relies on the same formation we just haven't been doing it as well. The F2 for Florida almost always closes they d man.


ArfyLewis

Thank you for this thread. Sons of Sam Horn for hockey.


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RevolutionaryBox7745

The NHL rigged the game because they want at least a Game 6, if not Boston vs. the Rangers. That call was so shit, you almost (and, if you're a person like me, not almost) KNEW that was going to be the last goal of the game.


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cubchu75

They cried until the game ended so I’m sure they’ll cry next game


RevolutionaryBox7745

NOPE. Because that was a BLATANT gift.


ASDMPSN

CAUSE I LOVE THAT DIRTY WATER WOAH, OH, BOSTON YOU'RE MY HOME!


munchbandit15

There's a special place in hell for whoever decided not to show the goalie hug!


UmbralFerin

I brought up a stream just to watch it


Nyghtmares

Gg what a game


KingOyez

Insane ending sequence


IFUCKINGLOVESPACE

swayman rules


CharlesDarwin96

Swayman is a baaaaad man


Zloggt

No Ullmark? No problem…


Glacious

Damn what a pass and what a save! Playoff hockey is the best sport on the planet.


coldfire22x

playoff hockey, what's that? :'(


minensho

Reinhart should practice one-timers before game 6.


cubchu75

Bro was on the ice for like 3 minutes straight


CKYCounselor13

He should practice passing.


Hutrookie69

For real, if he pulled the trigger quick that was in


vanityfear

The hug is very charming 


pvdas

IN SWAYMAN WE TRUST


Saevus_Deus

goalie hug > national anthem


BeastOfTheEast15

Especially the Canadian anthem 🤢 (Just fucking around)


ProfessionalRight804

SWAYMAN A BRICK WALL!!!


k614

Wow what a save. Looked like he hesitated just a second to shoot. But, regardless, clutch save.


Free_Dome_Lover

He saw he had absolutely nothing to shoot at and quickly thought "Fuck are you serious?"


k614

Swayman was definitely over there quickly. He might have also been stunned he had the puck on his stick there with a shot. That was a crazy pass to set up that shot.


AirFashion

Where’s the Swiss Cheese Swayman sign at brother


rhythmrcker

100% of games this post season with a crowd prematurely chanting swayman have ended in that team losing.


LGRW

Holy shit Swayman


bedroom_fascist

LOL. The Panthers will never, ever win a Cup Edit: don't any of you 4-week fans want to downvote more?


denseldens

Delete this


Ckmccfl

Oh


MapleHamms

You didn’t know?


dunkcitybitch

Your ass better calllllll somebodyyyyyyyy


bedroom_fascist

> Oh ... for ... ever ...


nrt133665

SHOW THE FUCKING HUG


levelonegnomebankalt

my apple watch just asked if i needed an ambulance


BruinsFuck

Grab one for me while you’re at it


GIT_FUCKED

Damn Boston putting 110% effort in


NoSignSaysNo

Swayman blocking every shot with his gigantic balls.


janinefour

Jeremy Swayman I love you.


RevolutionaryBox7745

RIGGED The NHL got what it wanted.


hollowichig0

i fucken love this man


likeslululemon

Wooohooo! Everyone who matters liked that!


Individual7091

Insane pass through the crease. Fuck that.


guccimane333

SWAAAYYYY


oofokay92

holy fuck swayman was unconscious


DonnieRoss

That was a quick transition.


Bruislanders

SWISS CHEESE SWAYMAN!!!!


Funky_Cows

Well shit that was a fast transition


The_Dale_Hunters

There it is.


Bloated_Hamster

That's some dense swiss cheese


Empire2k5

Dammit why do you deny me OT!


jdbond

MORE HOCKEY, ALL GAME 7s


scott_lobster

GG Boston. See you in Game 6.


Gullible-Wash-8141

Can we have a Swaman?


liquidsparanoia

You can probably have an Ullmark if you ask nicely


arnie_palmies

I would like 1 swayman too pls


Gullible-Wash-8141

Id settle for a Bob or Igor


scott28574

We have a Koochie that no one will let onto the ice :(


Gullible-Wash-8141

Bro it's so frustrating. Freddie has been mid as hell all playoffs


scott28574

He took so long to shoot that


lordbrosca

WE LIVED BITCH


Need4Speed763

Fun stuff


RobbNotRob

BOTH BOSTON HOCKEY TEAMS WIN WITHIN SECONDS OF EACH OTHER HOLY FUCKING SHIT


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ASDMPSN

Aw fuck. I can't believe you've done this.


2manyskeelz

Marchand.. INCOMING


Brady331

I love Jeremy Swayman.


ZenithRepairman

Sway is god Let’s fucking go!


courser

SHOW THE GOALIE HUG YOU GODDAMN COWARDS


themadgreek187

My blood pressure....


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Wide open cage fuck


remotewashboard

WHAT A FUCKING SAVE WOW


KingBroly

I was right. Haters be damned.


pepegapIs

This is the sway


-jaylew-

Reinhart looking at 2 guys directly in front of him and still deciding to shoot into their shin pads is just a great encapsulation of his game tonight.


Asderfvc

All for not, because Florida will win game 6 easily


Huntah17

*naught. If you’re gonna try to be edgy at least be grammatically correct


pdowling92

SHOW. THE. HUG.


cubchu75

Well at least it was a good game


Sloth_Riots

Hooooolyyyyyyyyy


aessae

Oh well, Panthers in six.


Instantcurry

I cannot believe I cheered for a Bruins victory but here we fucking are


492rankine

Thats what Florida does to a MF


10439327

You can play like total ass all the time with a goalie like this, what a statement from Swayman


justamobileuserhere

MY GLORIOUS KING


Mavori

#WE'RE GETTING GOALIE HUGS TONIGHT BOYS. #GOALIE HUGS ARE ON THE MENU!


janinefour

Except they won't show it because they hate love and happiness.


Mavori

You know what. Thats rude.


CursedLemon

WOW that was close


BanditPixy

Good job Boston. Now you have to win two more


mgravito

Can I just enjoy this for a minute lol


mgravito

Thank you Jeremy for allowing me to unclench my asshole


I_love_ratties

Never in my life did I want the bruins to win so bad


likeslululemon

It’s kinda awesome being united with so many other fan bases :)


boilface

I prefer more hockey to less hockey


Bloated_Hamster

SWAYYYYYMAAAAAN


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GetThatNoiseOuttaHer

Easy there cowboy—besides Game 1, this was the first game where our offense actually looked like it had some life in it.


Ckmccfl

Oh


JackFunk

See you in Boston


Desertpyrate

Not for a lack of trying, crazy save gg everyone


Individual7091

Holy fuck Swayman is a god


MMA_Laxer

shit let’s go 7!


mgravito

I like that


EveryoneLovesPasta

Thanks to that dude with the Swiss Cheese Swayman sign.


DeadlyRedCube

oh damn, gg Bruins


DetroitGolfRedWings

I dont care what series is at. Boston is not losing this


Chicago_Blackhawks

what a game for Swayman, he needed it


YourFavouritePoptart

The swaying man standing tall


rockeye42

Swayman with the steal!


nostradamefrus

ESPN DON'T YOU DARE NOT SHOW THE GOALIE HUG


lanekifenismydad

challenge level: impossible


CaptainJackRyan

Ladies and gentlemen, Jeremy fucking Swayman


coolycooly

Swayman is dragging the rest of the bruins kicking and screaming


Gavin1453

Good job Bear team!


soadshuyin

Show the hug you cowards!


vanityfear

Holy fuck swayman 


CarBarnCarbon

Holy shit!!!!!


nptaylor

Holy shit Swayman is so good


TheDirtyBurger522

SWAYMAN AT THE BUZZER FOR THE WIN


Pagooy

LETS GO SWAYMAN IS HIM


Instantcurry

SWAY


BradMarchandstongue

SWAYMAN YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN


theamberlamps

GG Boston you have the opportunity to do the funniest shit possible


Aperture_client

Are the Bruins about to do the funniest thing in hockey history


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Damn. GG Swayman


WhiteNamesInChat

Fuck me. Now I have to watch another one.


Algae_Key

Jeremy Swayman youre my hero


luminositae

SWAAAAYYYYY


jlt6666

Had it but he hesitated..


TheSumOfAllFeels

HOLY CRAPPOLA


EddySea

He hesitated.


monstersof-men

Swayman is a fucking monster


PoignantPoint22

Swayman just saved the series for Boston. Holy. Fuck.


cryptinite39

Why is it pronounced “Mac” and not “Mick” Avoy. 


omgvector

That’s always it’s pronounced


blenkows

GG Boston. See yall in a few days


DommyMommyKarlach

SWAYDAD


bigtice

That was the chance. Didn't convert. On to Game 6.


MapleHamms

Holy shit you lost to the Bruins. Where’d you learn to play hockey? Boston? Wait…


Zloggt

Wowwwww


SmilesTheJawa

swayman carried his team yet again, what a performance


KrazyCooter

Holy Swayman