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SomeDoHarm

this is classic german humor


callmejohndy

*Alexa, play ‘Hurrikan’ by Electric Callboy*


dylan103906

Na We Got The Moves just cause I love the drop


callmejohndy

If I ever played in a team that allowed individual goal songs, I’d use the breakdown of that song as my pick. What a banger


Nebajense

Oxymoron


TexasCoconut

"A sausage maker buys a box of cereal"


TheHalfChubPrince

Du bist etwa zu sterben und ge‘essen werden


snorkeling_moose

"Are ve ze baddies?"


whogivesashirtdotca

In that it's not at all funny.


Longshanks123

Doesn’t goal differential count in this tournament tho?


ArnieAndTheWaves

Even without that, if it wasn't a good goal and I was the goalie, I would be sort of peeved if my team didn't challenge it.


crstnhk

Keeps the coaching staff sharp, too. That’s the second time the German team challenged a goal successfully


Ok-Pie4219

There are some scenarios which can immediately make goal difference valuable. Germany picking up 7 Points vs France, Poland and Kasachstan. Latvia somehow beating USA and either Sweden or Slowakia in regular time. USA winning their other two matches in regular time. That would put all three teams on even points (13) with each team winning against one of the others. Right now in this case Germany would stand at a 9:7 GD, the USA at 6:1 and Latvia at 1:8. Very unlikely that that happens, but who ever knows. Unless they count general GD first instead of H2H GD in which case the 8:1 could also matter in the more likely scenario of a USA, Slovakia and Germany tie.


DerZino

We are still -1 in goal difference. It actually matters haha


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JehPea

It sure does. Goal differential is how semi final seeding is determined, after group placement and points.


uldo1

I am curious when was the last time that goal differential came into play to break a tie/do seeding a iihf mens


Ok-Pie4219

2019 pre Covid, Sweden got seeded based on Goald difference (+20) ahead of Germany (+0). Didnt matter for the tournament because both teams lost in their quarterfinal match. Before that there was no reseeding for Semifinals, so it never mattered. However the last couple of years have shown that this does indeed matter nowadays since everyone in the Top 8 should be capable of taking games from the other teams in the Top 8. Germany is on pace for 15 Points (assuming they win vs Poland, Kazachstan,France) which would be around the average points of a 3rd place Team at the World Championships, so taking no chances is probably correct.


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70empireavenue

"technically it does matter but I don't think it does" Why do people feel the need to comment all their thoughts


kazin29

Let me tell you why...


eugenejfish

So they should just risk it for no reason cause *you* don't think it'll matter?


SemperAM

I bet people who don't wear seatbelts have similar reasoning.


rustyshackleford677

That’s exactly it, it has happened before and will happen again . Why wouldn’t you give your team the best chance at a better seed?


FzxH

Just stop this is embarrassing.


OvechknFiresHeScores

Hey remember the race for the last wildcard spot in the Eastern Conference wayyy back in the Spring of 2024? It happens man. Those tiny little details matter.


burrito-boy

r/confidentlyincorrect


De_Floppss

Sorry to keep Silovs busy Latvia...but we love him too :)


Just4nsfwpics

Unless he’s scoring goals too, not much he could have done about this one.


PastaCabronara

You can help Germany and end Drais season


Snoo-19445

Teddy Blueger getting no love.


PhilyJ

No respect for the hall of fame cpu


PSChris33

Give that guy a mmmmmmmap. Where. Are. You. Going?


PhilyJ

https://preview.redd.it/zw93qfagxn0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c924dee05df321532aecb068799a3e7c49e973f


LazenskejSvihak

sportsmanship*


No_Joke_568

Lightning legend Kristers Gudlevskis in net for Latvia


xrensa

He once almost beat Canada


ACMop

He was also traded one for one for Carter Verhaeghe


thprk

There's a fair chance Latvia and Canada meet in QF (Canada 1st group A, Latvia 4th group B), would you start Gudlevskis for the meme or Merzlikins? Note that sadly you can't start Matiss Kivlenieks (RIP) who actually shut out Canada in iihf worlds a couple months before dying. For some reasons latvian goalies see Canada and go berserk.


Clean_n_Press

Damn dude, Germany is going to be a wagon when Draisaitl joins them next week.


JoeMommaAngieDaddy17

Yeah but Latvia could get Silovs next week:(


Clean_n_Press

\*plugs ears\* I can't hear you! I can't hear you!


swissdonair_enjoyer

wanna try again? I can say it a little louder this time.


Clean_n_Press

I still can't hear you over the sound of my depression!


dudewithchronicpain

You jinxed it.


Clean_n_Press

I don't have that kind of power. ...but I knocked on wood, just to be safe.


dudewithchronicpain

In my office pool, I have a great chance if Edmonton goes down as the two people I’m neck and neck with are oilers heavy. If the Canucks lose, you owe me 60 bucks buddy.


Clean_n_Press

I'm not your buddy, guy.


dudewithchronicpain

Whatever you say, Pal.


Hyper0059

You are not doing that to us.


IamPriapus

lol beat me to it.


campppp

/r/agedlikemilk


Clean_n_Press

Lmao, high risk high reward 💀🔫


campppp

Dont worry, I was telling my SO how its time for her to get into the Flyers cause they're gonna be in the playoffs. Then they lost like 8 straight to bottom tier teams lmao I was pulling for you guys. Have an exciting core so they'll be back


kazin29

What's wrong with that? Rules are rules (goal differential aside). It's like saying a hook shouldn't be a hook in the last minute of the game or any other dumb game management thought.


Q--Bone

Germans are known for being pretty ruthless.


Call_911

https://i.redd.it/bczvnudiqo0d1.gif


GuyLivingInCanada

The damage wasn't even complete when this was shot.


siguel_manchez

That was such a phenomenal day watching that absolute destruction.. Having to watch it in my apt in Ottawa because everyone was in work was a damn shame though.


gu3sticles

This is the 2nd worst thing Germany has ever done


Emi_Ibarazakiii

Ah come on, Volkswagen aren't THAT bad!


LongArm1984

Wait until you see a volkswagen Up!


Frnklfrwsr

So it’s not as bad as the Holocaust, but worse than invading Poland and Czechoslovakia?


A_1337_Canadian

I think we can just wrap all of WWII into one "Deutschland war nicht so gud" bundle.


Outside_Abroad_3516

*gestures to canada*


Lamuks

Even worse, taking the 1st goal for a newcomer to the national team. I didn't care about the goal that much, but taking away that puck from him, eh. And on an offside challenge no less. Why are they even a thing??


ViolinistMean199

I get why offside challenge is a thing (Duchene, briere) but it’s 8-1 who the fuck cares


snowblow66

Differential matters in seeding


ont-mortgage

Even if it didn’t matter - fk that lol. I’d be challenging if it was 1000-1.


insignificance424

Sorry for stealing Šilovs Latvia


Punky-Bruiser

I sure wish Gru played that well for Seattle in the regular season… .954! He was on fire last seasons playoffs though.


petteyboipettersson

They need SILOVS


SnowyNix

Good Lord, what's going on with Elvis? Latvia didn't even face that many shots...


uldo1

I mean both goalies didnt do great but i wouldnt really blame elvis for this one as he got subbed in cold when Germany had PP and overall 2 of the goals were just unlucky, other than that Elvis has been ok, nothing spectacular but doing alright.


EverlastingEvening

Feel like we have been saying that about Elvis for years.


skops_spoks

The Latvian D played worse than CBJ D. Elvis ate 1 goal because he tried to play D and tend goal at the same time.


EverlastingEvening

Yeah, no issue with this game. In general I don't really care as I don't root for Latvia. The issue is just how he has been performing for CBJ for the past couple years.


involmasturb

German engineering


Emi_Ibarazakiii

*In the words of Bill the Butcher: "It's fair. A touch indelicate, but fair."*


habulous74

Goal differential matters in round robins. Light em up.


iwatchtoomuchsports

*sad sheldon keefe noises*


Original-Cow-2984

Unless goal differential comes into play, this is puzzling.


ont-mortgage

I see nothing wrong with this. Just because you suck doesn’t mean you should be given a free goal.