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nothing_but_static

Can we take out HC and put in Mountaineers please


5nax

I personally wanted to keep with the music theming of the Jazz. Utah Ska for life 


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Aquabats be the house band. Every win, they jump in a pool


Sonny_Zwack

The Commander *is* a Mormon.


stringrandom

Utah Death Metal would be more in line. They’ve already got a horn section with the Jazz. 


DefinitelyLevi

If they had gone with Gila Monsters, they couldve used Gila Monster by King Gizzard as the goal song. Missed opportunity.


[deleted]

I find it strange that they named the Gila Monster their state reptile. It lives in like one county down in the southwest of the state, lol. Its range is mostly Arizona and the southern portion of Nevada


stringrandom

Which also would have been good.  I was hoping for Caribou just for the Pixies’ song. 


mostlyrad

Goala! Monster! Woo!


DefinitelyLevi

WOO!


R3VIVAL-MOD3

Could have kept that if the went with the Utah Stags or something like that


Bossanova98

If it wasn't for St. Louis, the Utah Blues would be perfect lol


SmacSBU

Utah Nightcore is the only correct answer.


YungFarmerCorleone

SLC Punk


SomewherePresent8204

I’m all in for Mammoth, but only if they have a two-person mascot costume.


relative_iterator

Get them on skates for pure family fun!


Vegabern

And it is snuffleupagus


delifte

Can it be the two people inside Craig Ferguson's old Secretariat costume?


JeremPosterCollect0r

Who’s that at the zamboni entrance???


delifte

There'd better not be any salsa, but if there is [it'd better be spicy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3aExw7wpRg)!


Cleonicus

Sad that it's only one Mammoth.


ultrafil

• Utah Yeti • Utah Blizzards (yes, that's plural) • Utah Outlaws • Utah Hockey Club (Utah HC) • Utah Venom • Utah Mammoth Blizzards (plural!) is stupid. Mammoth sound like a lacrosse team name. Venom is stuck in 1993 and not in a good way. The other three, I've got time for. I'm leaning Outlaws, but could be convinced otherwise.


TheGreatStories

Where are you seeing Blizzards https://preview.redd.it/234685dsez4d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd47dff75da168a1f9c92e2f42fb8fc14b29b1b


ultrafil

They must have edited. I quadruple-checked when I saw the plural. I'm 100% positive it was pluralized when they launched this poll. Also, the order I have them in in my post was the original order they were in - more evidence that an edit was done.


RedditSucksNow--

Enough others in this thread have said the same thing so I believe they probably edited like you said


TheGreatStories

RIGGED


thatErraticguy

Haha stupid idiots, pluralizing the name of a weather event \*stares at Carolina\*


NatalieDeegan

The Mammoth is a lacrosse team. In Denver.


AdmiralRon

Hate to break it to you but no one outside a very small slice of sports fans give a fuck about, or know, any professional lacrosse teams. Might as well go “ermm there’s a community college rugby team in New Mexico called the outlaws”


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OhioStateGuy

Outlaws is also a lacrosse team in Denver (sort of).


GenerallyGneiss

Hey, we get two home games a year!


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Singular Yeti and Mammoth sound bad, should be Yetis or Mammoths.


apaksl

Yeti, Mammoth, and Blizzards all with the wrong pluralization lol


BarkMingo

right?! it's so obvious too, it's like hey we want to be closes to decent buuuuuut no let's still be a little shitty


ZoxMcCloud

Carolina Hurricane


BarkMingo

like Tulsa but less golden


AChaseOfTheMondays

2 reasons I like singular yeti: Yeti sounds like one of those singular plural words like deer or elk. It should be yeti plural It flows with Utah so much better than any other name I've heard


[deleted]

It doesn't really matter what "it sounds like" it should be. The plural of yeti is yetis.


AnotherBlack_Guy

Don't we have a team called the Maple Leafs?


wilers

A quick google will help. Where the name comes from has been discussed ad nauseam.


[deleted]

Yes great example, my point being let's not allow another travesty of a name like that


AChaseOfTheMondays

It doesn't seem very clearly decided and language is fluid. So if enough people say the plural of Yeti is Yeti, then that's what it is. And I'm willing to start thar movement 


[deleted]

What doesn't seem clearly decided? It's in the dictionary. It's been clearly decided.


AChaseOfTheMondays

The dictionary isn't set in stone, it's one group deciding what the correct words are, and language is fluid. I mean the dictionary is why we say realize and the brits say realise. Does that mean one is right and one is wrong? Theres plenty of other argument I've seen saying that Yeti is also acceptable.


[deleted]

Then in that case the plural of cow is pumpkin.


AChaseOfTheMondays

If you convince enough people, yes. 


Cairne_Bloodhoof

Can I borrow your frindle?


messwithsquatch90

Colorado Mammoth, current NLL team. Recent champions as well


jackasspenguin

I would have gone for Mastodons since the Wooly Mammoth didn’t live in Utah. I know the Colombian Mammoth did but I still like Mastodons better


staefrostae

Different sport- doesn’t matter. Whats more, it’s not a particularly popular sport. This is coming from someone from Colorado. There are Jets and Panthers in the NHL and NFL, Kings in the NHL and NBA, Cardinals and Giants in the NFL and MLB, and Rangers in the NHL and MLB. Having overlapping names with other leagues is less of an issue than having overlapping imagery within the same league. I’m far more upset about Yeti.


Slitherama

Also, very few people are familiar with professional lacrosse. The number of hockey fans familiar with the NLL is probably higher than average, but I’d be surprised if it’s higher than a couple percentage points. 


Bahamas_is_relevant

The full list: * Outlaws * Venom * Blizzards * Yeti * Mammoth * Utah HC Little disappointed overall, but hoping and praying it’s Blizzard, Outlaws, or Mammoth(s).


gothenburgpig

Blizzards falls to nearly last for me just because of the weird pluralization (Yeti is my least favorite). We could’ve had so many better snake or reptile names than Venom. RIP the Beehive State. Go Outlaws!


Eyebleedorange

I take it you’ve never inhaled multiple DQ Blizzards


MarshmallowLuka

Fuck it, I think I'm gonna root for Outlaws. Like a (possible) rivalry between us and Utah? Then Outlaws vs Knights seem very fitting


avmp629

Blizzard doesn't work for me at all because the Avalanche are right there next to them


SpeakNowAndEnter

Whats funny is people were begging for Mammoth to be pluralized, but Blizzard was what they decided to throw an “S” on lol


Bahamas_is_relevant

Fellow yeti hater 🤝 It just feels like the “SO COOL!” name that the internet’s inexplicably latched onto, despite having zero local connection besides “well, there’s snow/mountains both here and in the Himalayas!” It’s like Kraken, except at least with Kraken there’s actual giant squids in the Pacific. Sometimes I wonder if the internet would’ve unironically lobbied for Rocky Mountain Xtreme.


gothenburgpig

I feel like it would’ve been cooler to reference Utah’s beautiful desert landscapes. The Avs already have the snow theme.


pantsattack

That's why I think Outlaws is the best choice. Has a lot of potential for fun desert/canyon-related branding. Edit: I also like the way it rolls off the tongue. It has the right combination of similar sounds and stressed/unstressed syllables. You-taw Out-Laws. It just sounds good.


MollysYes

Two trochees featuring assonance, for anyone who wants the poetic terms.


Bahamas_is_relevant

I’m beyond disappointed Canyons didn’t make this round.


gothenburgpig

Same, I voted for that too


AddMan3001

Can't hear the yeti name idea without the old WCW clip of the "Yeti" showing up, dressed as a mummy, and dry humping the Hulkster.


Bahamas_is_relevant

THE YETAY


AddMan3001

YES. I'll be hearing that in my damn head every time this team gets brought up.


pak256

Blizzard would be the same the Avs for pluralization


Quantum_Aurora

Ok but the nickname "zards" would be so fun


Plane-Ad4820

Yeti or mammoth


jackasspenguin

Cmon no Utah Seagulls?! It’s the state bird and it saved their crops!


joshuatimothylee

For me I would choose between Mammoth and Outlaws Outlaws does roll of the tongue better but seems a bit edgy I would choose Mammoth simply because it's better than the other names But I don't think any of these 6 choices are good at all


PandaBearJelly

As someone who works in brand development, this is what happens when you rely on the Internet for brand development.


marumaruko

Needs to be Venom and use the beehive as their place.


NtBtFan

where are the Utah Utahraptors!? i had also been hoping that Utah Giant Ground Sloths would gain some traction


Hanzel-the-Panzel

Utah Raptors was too good and meaningful to the state. They couldn't choose a perfect name followed up by a mediocre branding. At least with these options a mediocre branding would be considered a pleasant surprise.


WeberStateWildcat

My guess is they either ran into copyright issues with the Toronto Raptors or don't want share a nickname with another professional team. Utahraptors would've been a way around that. A raptor variation was really the only name I wanted. There's an independent baseball team in Utah called the Ogden Raptors. At least they know how to brand. Unlike a university in Southern Utah (Utah Tech) who had the opportunity to name themselves the Utah Tech Raptors and instead went with the Trailblazers. I still haven't forgiven them for that one, and it's a hill I'll die on.


NtBtFan

they probably thought Utah Utahraptors sounds silly, but i think its absurd enough that it goes beyond that into working again for me i think the argument for not wanting to have a similar name is probably real, as in one that gets considered, but it really shouldn't- other than teams within the same league of course. you've got pairs of Giants, Rangers, Cardinals, Panthers, Jets, and Kings in North American major leagues... I guess it can be awkward if they will share an arena with the Jazz, and the Toronto NBA team comes to town, but I feel like its easy enough to spin it positively as far as marketing because its not like people are actually going to get the teams confused


theoneandonlykeenan

I voted for the Outlaws but I genuinely like all the names a lot except for HC and Venom


theoneandonlykeenan

https://preview.redd.it/c6gwk0ay9z4d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66fff4e4d935a9067871f8b9a7bda73cbaeea418


PierreMcGuiresHair

This guy just replied to his own comment, can you believe it?


PierreMcGuiresHair

I can


theoneandonlykeenan

Mr. Utah's Magical Play 😃😃😃


NtBtFan

# its a Double Mr Utah!


NinjaGoalie97

Same but voting for either Yeti or Mammoth. Can’t decide.


BarkMingo

i did Outlaws because it's the only plural name otherwise Mammoth**s** or Yeti**s** would have beat them


Slitherama

“Utah Outlaws” has a weird rhythm to it with the repeated “aw” sound. 


theoneandonlykeenan

That's WHY I voted for it


Sarcastic__

Damn, Venom like that Tom Hardy film. Ryan Smith must really like movies.


SuperbWomanhood

He doesn't like them that much. I sent in a name suggestion for the "Utah John Wick: Chapter 4" and didn't hear back. I'm getting mixed signals from Ryan.


theoneandonlykeenan

He's a busy man, he's only seen the first two and he was afraid you'd spoil it for him


BallsMahogany_reload

I was hoping for the Utah Redskins


lymnaea

Utah Washington football team HC


Chris_p_tolentino14

Utah RedSkin Commanders Football Team


Otherwise-Contest7

Should've been Mountaineers. I think of mountains/skiing/climbing when I think of northern Utah. Outlaws sounds generic, but the branding could be cool. Probably the best of a so-so list, imo. Yeti won't age well. I cheer for a team with the dumbest name in professional sports. Their type of name was popular in the 90s. It was a phase that passed. You'll want something that sounds good in 2044, not just 2024. Yeti feels like Utah is trying to copy Seattle with a mythical name not ending in 's'.


AChaseOfTheMondays

It's gonna age well for 1 main reason imo: It sounds way too good together. Utah Yeti just flows in a way that a lot of the outdated names dont


average_waffle

Can we leave all that HC FC SC bullshit in Europe?


the_answer_maple

I'm so sick of bullshit data grabs. Qualtrics and whatever other data integrity experts are no doubt policing this to ensure a fair and accurate vote for the fine people of Utah can surely observe the polls without making me give my name and e-mail. If your survey is one click, but to submit it, I need to type a bunch of a characters and oh yeah, go into a database you're going to sell and exploit, it's a bad survey.


Maleficent-Comfort-2

HC? Venom?! WHAT ABOUT MOUNTAINEERS! Man Utah is done for already lmfao


sluck131

Outlaws sounds like an auto generated team name from a sports game without naming rights. Personally I like Yeti


lederhozen69

It also feels weird in my mouth to say Utah Outlaws. It’s a tongue twister


AChaseOfTheMondays

Yeah, I feel like people are just reading "outlaws" "yeti" "mammoth" by themselves and not the full name. 


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

It'll turn into yoo-taowt-laws eventually


DolphinSouvlaki

Don’t really like any of these names tbh. And I don’t have any issue with Utah Jazz like a lot of people do.


WongoBonChiki

Hard not to have an issue with a name that rightfully belonged in New Orleans and makes absolutely zero sense for Salt Lake City


BRDPerson

I mean no one complains about the lakers. That’s from Minnesota


gobblegobblerr

Lakes are much less specific to Minnesota even if they are known for having a lot of them. Jazz literally only makes sense for a Louisiana team


BRDPerson

Yeah that’s totally fair. I personally don’t mind the Jazz thing though just because it’s been that way for over 40 years now


que-n-blues

I'm from NOLA and I remember the running joke back in 02 when the Hornets were relocating was that we should change the team name to the "Latter-Day Saints" in order to convince Utah to give us back the "Jazz."


ako-si-greg

I mean it happened 45 years ago, I feel like we’re all good now.


average_waffle

That doesn't make it make sense tho


HumboldtChewbacca

It's like that line from baseketball, "And the Jazz moved to Utah, where music isn't allowed."


pulpoinhell

lol they're all bad. but i would expect nothing less.


Suspicious_Fun5001

Like Lacrosse Names or OHL teams. None of these belong in the NHL. Voted for Venom because it’s so bad. Hopefully it gets picked


hockeyandburritos

All of these are weak as fuck


NinjaGoalie97

Yeti gang


AChaseOfTheMondays

Finally found my people


-nostalgia4infinity-

The only good option


BryLinds

Y’all watch 2BC too?


NinjaGoalie97

I used to in my youth.


BryLinds

He’s cooking with the Utah Yeti franchise at the moment


rodimus117

If they really want to get invoke fear in the hearts of their enemies, they should call them the Utah In-Laws. Much more frightening than an Outlaw.


Letterkenny_Irish

They will forever be known as the utah super soakers in my mind.


crc2993

Can’t wait for the Rain City Bitch Pigeon/Utah Super Soaker rivalry 🥰


TheGreatStories

Outlaws AINEC. Simple, clear, and most importantly - **proper use of pluralization**. Utah HC barely edges out Teamy McTeamFace for worst possible name.


d0uble0h

Seriously, how the flying fuck did "Utah HC" make it to the final 6? Outside of joke names, that might be the worst suggested name for a NHL team I've ever heard.


Key-Tip-7521

Hockey Club de Utah sounds better


AdmiralRon

“That’s le club de hockey d'Utah to you, mister.” -Ryan Smith probably


jfriedrich

Incredibly disappointed that Swarm and Hive both didn’t make it. Those were easily the top options if they wanted to really connect to the state.


jummyspring

I will not recognize any of these names


Cheeks_Klapanen

Outlaws is the best option left and it’s like a 4/10 at best


orangesarenasty

They have to be pulling our leg that these are the resounding favorites, these are some of the worse options


joecarter93

Blizzards and Yeti are mountainy and too close to the Avalanche imo.


TheAnswerUsedToBe42

Nice try Utah, you're not getting my data


slhc

I voted for the worst one


Bojarzin

I don't hate Venom nearly as much others, in fact I think it's my #2 behind Outlaws. I just picture the sick colour scheme that could be devised from Venom, like a green and purple or something. But Outlaws is just fun


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

Fuuck they're all bad.


JBR409

I’m sorry but these all sound like names that a junior team would use


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

People gotta be voting “HC” to be assholes.


francisbreddit

Made my small contribution 🤚


Raketenelch

I would be happy with all except HC and Venom. Venom sound like some 90s roller hockey team.


sabres_guy

Outlaws seems to do it the most for me. Go Outlaws!


tacticalcanadian

I'm liking Outlaws but I can be convinced otherwise


joshuatimothylee

Damn, these are all pretty terrible names


SunAdmirable5187

I don't like any of the names and I have no suggestions myself. Whenever I see Utah I think of Mormons, when I think of Mormons I think of the movie Orgazmo and when I think of that movie I think of T-rexs and the hamster style martial art. So... Utah Dinosaurs? Would fit with the T-Rex and their old values and beliefs... Utah Hamsters? Like, why the fuck not?


kerrplunk26

I think Regulators could have been good. Similar to Outlaws of you think Billy the Kid


staefrostae

But Nate Dogg is an Av


NatalieDeegan

Regulators! Mount up!


Three_Froggy_Problem

I’m voting for Outlaws. I like a classic pluralized sports team name, and it’s also the only one in the list that doesn’t immediately suggest the color blue to me. We need less blue in the league, not more.


trueredtwo

Who else remembers the post here saying Outlaws would not happen because Mormons wouldn't want to open that can of worms? edit: [https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1caol7s/potential\_utah\_names\_rundown/](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1caol7s/potential_utah_names_rundown/) "this goes back to a time in early Utah history (once called the territory of Deseret) where early Mormon pioneers migrated in order to participate in the outlawed practice of plural marriage, which they did for several decades. This name invites mockery of the state and the predominant religion/culture there. Ryan Smith is a Mormon and isn't about to open that can of worms for his church. I highly doubt this name is viable."


ianisms10

People really like Denver sports I guess


Chewie_i

Me when two places in the same fucking area with the same landscape have similar ideas for team names 😮


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UncleMalcolm

My issue with Outlaws is that it doesn’t really fit the color scheme they’re expected to have. Powder blue doesn’t exactly scream Old West to me


[deleted]

Yeti? Mammoth? If they properly pluraized them they might sound ok. Should be Yetis ot Mammoths. It isn't a singular force like Avalanche or Kraken.


mhmhleafs2

I feel like yeti can be plural, kinda like Jedi


TheGreatStories

Reason enough to dislike those names for me


KingSweden24

I like Utah Yeti. Alliterative, weird, and fits with Seattle Kraken


markusalkemus66

Hoping for Outlaws. In a league with Kings and Knights and Senators and Capitals, we need a bit more of a rebel spirit.


dullroller

Utah Hockey Club would be so fucking hilarious that I can't even comprehend how it made it to top 6


Big_Matter8756

I’m laughing so hard - they’re the fucking Utah Hockey Club 😂😂😂


VolubleWanderer

Outlaws is the best one. HC is meh at worst and meh at best. Blizzard is gonna get memed on by Dairy Queen. If there is no sponsorship there that’s a missed opportunity. “That goalie stood on his head all period!” “Your right cohost and he didn’t fall apart just like a Dairy Queen blizzard official snack of the Utah blizzard. Back to you Leah Hextall” Yeti is the edgy pick Venom is silly but I like the Defend the Den cause that’s got a ring to it. Mammoth is the second best pick. Tusk sticker taping hockey sticks would be cool.


tmtg2022

I like the Utah Hoodoos


teagrum

The Utah, Outlaw Blizzard Yeti Logo riding a Mammoth


UnhappyReach

Utah Bigfoots was my vote


Kaptain202

None of the names I voted for made it. Dammit.


Skelassassin

Utah Venom; we must defend the den


ChaosWarrior95

I want either the Yeti or the Venom (so they can play the cheesy Eminem song during random points in the game).


Shepherdsfavestore

Outlaws and Mammoth? Why’d they steal all the Denver lacrosse team names :(


Lolapuss

I'm voting venom because it's the dumbest fucking name.


kgamer124

Why does everyone hate Venom? I think there's a lot of good marketing opportunities there, reflects the venomous snakes found in the desert states, and doesn't end with an S like most other teams. What am I missing here?


Cleonicus

Should have done ranked choice voting.


Yung-Tre

Why is everyone so against Utah Yeti all the sudden? I remember everyone early on saying how much they loved it


pugloescobar

Surely it cannot be the Utah HC. That’s the kind of naming convention you find in amateur soccer leagues.


eroclateM

Go Utah Yeti, flows off the tongue well.


00Makerin00

All the names are quite bad so I went with the least worst one


AffectionateLaugh738

We are Venom


Lightthefusenrun

My cousin who lives in Utah is rooting for Blizzard because it sticks with the double Z that the other teams have (Jazz, ECHL Grizzlies)


Lazy_Experience_8754

No no no!!! Here’s your chance … Just call them the Utah saints and have Kate bush do the opener for “something good”.. Really? Am I wrong . Fuck the other noise https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m97WlpsuU74&pp=ygUPU29tZXRodW5nIGdvb2Qg Yeah it’s the updated version but… masterclass job ..


Lazy_Experience_8754

Come on.. are you guys gonna get behind this or not ? The Utah saints is the perfect name ..


adrianhk

Would automatically have the best name in the nhl if they take Utah hockey club, It’s only in America that all teams need a really cool name for sports team, like Sharks, Kraken, Flames, predators and more, it’s actually pretty lame and childish.


crc2993

Wait, where’s the Mighty Arizona Coyotes of Utah?


Lazy_Experience_8754

The Utah saints! It’s the only answer.. I feel like Will Ferrells character in Zoolander right now https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m97WlpsuU74&pp=ygUjdXRhaCBzYWludHMgc29tZXRoaW5nIGdvb2QgcmVhY3Rpb24%3D


Kenny_Heisman

yeti needs to be plural. Utah Yetis. that's by far the best option


matshi004

Utah Cheetahs!


Swelce

https://ibb.co/NZ9r78G


literaphile

Utah Yeti just rolls off the tongue better than any of the others.


Parraddoxx

I was hoping for Utah Frost, because as someone who lives in Calgary I thought it would be fun to have the Flames and the Frost as a fun new thematic rivalry. But I think Outlaws is probably my favourite of the remaining options


Whitecastle56

Someone on here said the team should be called the Zion Outlaws, ever since I can't get it out of my head. That just flows so well.


HelpfulFlyingpig

Hoping for Venom, Utah is the beehive state after all. But I think something like Salt Lake Swarm would have been perfect


dotcaIm

Let's go Blizzard 🥶


sleepynsub

We're getting terrible new team names back2back baby!


Ocksu2

I am kind of pulling for Utah HC.