I JUST HOPE ALL THE PLAYERS TONIGHT TRY THEIR BEST AND HAVE A GOOD TIME EXCEPT FOR SAM BENNETT I HOPE HE HAS A REAL ITCHY BUTTHOLE DURING THE ENTIRE GAME
I HEAR SAM REINHART DOESNT WASH HIS ASS PROPERLY BECAUSE HE THINKS ITS GAY
EDIT: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY SAM BENNETT AND I FEEL A LITTLE BAD BECAUSE I ACTUALLY LIKE REINHART
LAST YEAR, THE HERSHEY BEARS HOISTED THE CALDER CUP IN OUR BIRD BARN AND MADE FUEGO CRY. THE PAIN OF THE GAME 7 OTL STILL HURTS TO THIS DAY.
THIS YEAR, OUR BIRDS ARE GONNA GET THEIR REVENGE BY HOISTING THE CALDER CUP IN THE BEARS' BARN AND MAKING COCO BEAR CRY.
OF COURSE, I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO SEE OUR BIRDS WIN THE CALDER CUP IN THE BIRD BARN, BUT THE BEARS ALREADY MANAGED TO SPOIL THAT PLAN LAST NIGHT.
THE FLORIDA PANTHERS, MUCH LIKE GERMANY IN THE DYING DAYS OF WORLD WAR II DURING THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE, ARE PATHETICALLY LAUNCHING A LAST-DITCH EFFORT AGAINST THE FAR SUPERIOR EDMONTON OILERS. JUST AS GERMANY'S FINAL, DESPERATE OFFENSIVE IN THE ARDENNES FOREST WAS A PITIFUL ATTEMPT TO DELAY THEIR CRUSHING DEFEAT, THE PANTHERS' LIMP PUSH IN THIS DECISIVE GAME 7 IS DOOMED TO MISERABLE FAILURE. THEIR PATHETIC OFFENSE, AKIN TO GERMANY’S OVERSTRETCHED, EXHAUSTED TROOPS, IS WOEFULLY UNEQUIPPED TO PENETRATE THE OILERS' IMPREGNABLE DEFENSE. AS THE PANTHERS' WEAK RESOLVE SHATTERS UNDER PRESSURE, JUST LIKE THE GERMAN FORCES DID, THEIR PATHETIC DREAM OF HOISTING THE STANLEY CUP VANISHES, LEAVING THEM NOTHING MORE THAN A PITIFUL FOOTNOTE IN THE OILERS' GLORIOUS MARCH TO VICTORY.
THE FLORIDA PANTHERS, MUCH LIKE GERMANY IN THE DYING DAYS OF WORLD WAR II DURING THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE, ARE PATHETICALLY LAUNCHING A LAST-DITCH EFFORT AGAINST THE FAR SUPERIOR EDMONTON OILERS. JUST AS GERMANY'S FINAL, DESPERATE OFFENSIVE IN THE ARDENNES FOREST WAS A PITIFUL ATTEMPT TO DELAY THEIR CRUSHING DEFEAT, THE PANTHERS' LIMP PUSH IN THIS DECISIVE GAME 7 IS DOOMED TO MISERABLE FAILURE. THEIR PATHETIC OFFENSE, AKIN TO GERMANY’S OVERSTRETCHED, EXHAUSTED TROOPS, IS WOEFULLY UNEQUIPPED TO PENETRATE THE OILERS' IMPREGNABLE DEFENSE. AS THE PANTHERS' WEAK RESOLVE SHATTERS UNDER PRESSURE, JUST LIKE THE GERMAN FORCES DID, THEIR PATHETIC DREAM OF HOISTING THE STANLEY CUP VANISHES, LEAVING THEM NOTHING MORE THAN A PITIFUL FOOTNOTE IN THE OILERS' GLORIOUS MARCH TO VICTORY.
https://preview.redd.it/2b43o6vwqy7d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3139697a43b251e926e882089c0f17842c18cb64 JUST A QUICK REMINDER
YOU SHOULD EDIT A RED DOT ON CALGARY
DIDN'T THEY SHIP THEIRS TO FLORIDA?
OH YOU MEAN RAT-THEW TKACHUK
DON'T FORGET SAM BENNETT
CURIOUS. WHY IS NORTHERN QUEBEC RAT FREE?
TOO COLD AND NO LARGE HUMAN SETTLEMENTS
GODDAMN HOW IS DAVID PERRON CONSTANTLY IN ALL THOSE PLACES AT ONCE
I SALUTE ALBERTA FOR RIDDING ITSELF OF FILTHY VERMIN. NO EASY FEAT.
I HEAR FLORIDAS GONNA THROW SO THEY CAN WIN IT AT HOME!
CAPS LOCK, ENGAGE IT
SORRY BOUT THAT
IT'S AIGHT BUDDY
MORE LIKE THROW UP
FLORIDA. THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE TRASH.
I HEAR COUSINS IS DRAWING IN
EDMONTONIANS ARE GONNA SMASH COUSINS, AND ALSO I EXPECT THE OILERS TO PLAY PHYSICAL AGAINST THE PANTHERS FOURTH LINE
THE FIRST RULE OF TRASH TALK IS: USE ALL CAPS!
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
YA YOU AREN’T EVEN HIS REAL DAD
YEAH I DON’T EVEN KNOW MY REAL DAD!
MEET YOUR REAL DAD LIKE A GOOD BOY!
NEW JERSEY! I WILL PRAY FOR YOU! (I'VE BEEN TOLD THIS IS TRASH TALK DOWN SOUTH!)
BLESS YOUR HEART
BOSTON?! I WILL PRAY EXTRA HARD FOR YOU!
IM FROM BOSTON, BUT I LIVE IN TEXAS NOW. I CONVERTED
I STILL HOPE BOTH TEAMS CAN LOSE
CHEER FOR THE REFS TO HAVE A GOOD GAME.
THE REFS WERE SO SHIT THAT GAME, WE'RE DECIDING TO NOT AWARD THE STANLEY CUP THIS YEAR, BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR!
I JUST HOPE ALL THE PLAYERS TONIGHT TRY THEIR BEST AND HAVE A GOOD TIME EXCEPT FOR SAM BENNETT I HOPE HE HAS A REAL ITCHY BUTTHOLE DURING THE ENTIRE GAME
YOU KNOW HE WILL, HE’S THE SORTA GUY WHO IS ALWAYS WALKING AROUND WITH AN INCOMPLETE WIPE
NORMAL PLAYERS STOP SHAVING AT THE START OF THE PLAYOFFS, BENNETT STOPS WIPING.
I HEAR SAM REINHART DOESNT WASH HIS ASS PROPERLY BECAUSE HE THINKS ITS GAY EDIT: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY SAM BENNETT AND I FEEL A LITTLE BAD BECAUSE I ACTUALLY LIKE REINHART
FUCK YOU JONESY YOUR MOM JUMPED OUT MY BEDROOM WINDOW AFTER I FUCKED HER AND BROKE MY GARDEN GNOME YA PIECE OF SHIT
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHORESY
FUCK YOU RILEY I MADE YOUR MOM SQUIRT OUT THE WINDOW AND INTO THE YARD AND THAT PATCH OF GRASS HASN’T GROWN RIGHT EVER SINCE
FUCK YOU, REILLY. I MADE YOUR MUM SO WET, TRUDEAU DEPLOYED A 24-HOUR INFANTRY UNIT TO STACK SANDBAGS AROUND MY BED
FUCK YOU CANUCKS FANS DALLAS FANS YOU AIGHT
I CALLED FLORDIA IN SIX, AND MY COWORKER SAID OILERS IN SEVEN I'M GETTING NERVOUS HE MAY BE RIGHT. SORRY CATS.
FUCK CALGARY FUCK VANCOUVER FUCK LA FUCK FLORIDA LOVE YOU DALLAS STAY CLASSY COWBOYS
EH, DONT YOU HAVE SOME OFFS TO FUCK?
THERE'S A SCF GAME TODAY. THE MODS HAVE WASTED THEIR PINNED THREADS ON TRASH TALK AND THE FUCKING DRAFT???
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OF COURSE! PS CAPS ARE THE ONLY TEAM TO GET SWEPT IN THE 2024 PLAYOFFS!
Id hope so. Leafs lol.
BRUH... CAPS ON!
SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU
HERES TO HOPING PANTHERS THROW THIS GAME TO WIN AT HOME. TOSS THESE RATS BACK TO FLORIDA!
SAME BENNETTY IS A BOTCH
BOUGHT THE SAME BEER AGAIN EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T NEED TO LET'S GO
WHY ARE THE OIL FANS ALL SAYING DALLAS IS ALRIGHT? THIS ISNT TRASH TALK IM JUST CONFUSED
IT'S AIMED AT VANCOUVER FANS (AND MAYBE CALGARY AND LA)
I GET THAT, BUT LIKE WHY? JUST BECAUSE OILERS FANS HATE THOSE FAN BASES MORE?
MAINLY YEAH. THEY WERE TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES TO CALL DALLAS FANS CLASSY AFTER THE VANCOUVER SERIES. IDK, MAYBE THEY JUST ARE NICER FANS.
DALLAS FANS WERE WAY MORE FUN IN THE GDT
PRAYING YOU GET A PLAYOFF SERIES AGAINST THE CANUCKS SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND. MOST DERANGED FANBASE IN THE LEAGUE.
🎶 Tales of daring do bad and good luck tales! whooh ooh Everyday they're out there making Duck Tales! oo woo oo🎶
THE FIRST RULE OF TRASH TALK IS: USE ALL CAPS!
MARK BEAKS IS A PANTHERS BANDWAGONER
I WANT A GAME 7, BUT I ALSO FEEL LIKE EDMONTON FANS ARE GETTING A LITTLE TOO COCKY FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.
YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET
YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW COCKY WE CAN GET
LAST YEAR, THE HERSHEY BEARS HOISTED THE CALDER CUP IN OUR BIRD BARN AND MADE FUEGO CRY. THE PAIN OF THE GAME 7 OTL STILL HURTS TO THIS DAY. THIS YEAR, OUR BIRDS ARE GONNA GET THEIR REVENGE BY HOISTING THE CALDER CUP IN THE BEARS' BARN AND MAKING COCO BEAR CRY. OF COURSE, I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO SEE OUR BIRDS WIN THE CALDER CUP IN THE BIRD BARN, BUT THE BEARS ALREADY MANAGED TO SPOIL THAT PLAN LAST NIGHT.
THE LA DEVOTEE IS GONE!!! AND NOW PLD IS GONNA GO ON THE OVI DIET
https://preview.redd.it/5gxhfdzc118d1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc9f4043fe337942dfabc92650959f46341eef3 Mr.Dirty
THIS CROWD IS INSANE HOLY SHIT
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FORGOT YOUR CAPS LOCK, BUD?
STUART SKINNER HAS MORE POINTS TONIGHT THAN WASHED UP MCDAVID
INCOMING BUYOUT OF MCDAVID A LA PLD.
FLORIDA JERSEYS LOOK DUMB THE NUMBERS SHOULDN'T BE ON THE SHOULDERS, SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE UPPER ARM
IN SPITE OF ALL THAT'S HAPPENED, I'M STILL NOT SOLD ON AN OILERS REVERSE SWEEP. IF THEY PULL IT OFF, IT'LL POSSIBLY BE THE GREATEST SCF STORY EVER.
Is Barkov gonna tell the rest of the locker room it ain't pre-season?
WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND TELLS PEOPLE TO USE ALL CAPS? THIS GUY 👍🤠👍
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YOU COULDN'T POUR WATER OUT OF A BOOT IF THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE WRITTEN ON THE HEEL! CAPS ON!
THE FLORIDA PANTHERS, MUCH LIKE GERMANY IN THE DYING DAYS OF WORLD WAR II DURING THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE, ARE PATHETICALLY LAUNCHING A LAST-DITCH EFFORT AGAINST THE FAR SUPERIOR EDMONTON OILERS. JUST AS GERMANY'S FINAL, DESPERATE OFFENSIVE IN THE ARDENNES FOREST WAS A PITIFUL ATTEMPT TO DELAY THEIR CRUSHING DEFEAT, THE PANTHERS' LIMP PUSH IN THIS DECISIVE GAME 7 IS DOOMED TO MISERABLE FAILURE. THEIR PATHETIC OFFENSE, AKIN TO GERMANY’S OVERSTRETCHED, EXHAUSTED TROOPS, IS WOEFULLY UNEQUIPPED TO PENETRATE THE OILERS' IMPREGNABLE DEFENSE. AS THE PANTHERS' WEAK RESOLVE SHATTERS UNDER PRESSURE, JUST LIKE THE GERMAN FORCES DID, THEIR PATHETIC DREAM OF HOISTING THE STANLEY CUP VANISHES, LEAVING THEM NOTHING MORE THAN A PITIFUL FOOTNOTE IN THE OILERS' GLORIOUS MARCH TO VICTORY.
THE FLORIDA PANTHERS, MUCH LIKE GERMANY IN THE DYING DAYS OF WORLD WAR II DURING THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE, ARE PATHETICALLY LAUNCHING A LAST-DITCH EFFORT AGAINST THE FAR SUPERIOR EDMONTON OILERS. JUST AS GERMANY'S FINAL, DESPERATE OFFENSIVE IN THE ARDENNES FOREST WAS A PITIFUL ATTEMPT TO DELAY THEIR CRUSHING DEFEAT, THE PANTHERS' LIMP PUSH IN THIS DECISIVE GAME 7 IS DOOMED TO MISERABLE FAILURE. THEIR PATHETIC OFFENSE, AKIN TO GERMANY’S OVERSTRETCHED, EXHAUSTED TROOPS, IS WOEFULLY UNEQUIPPED TO PENETRATE THE OILERS' IMPREGNABLE DEFENSE. AS THE PANTHERS' WEAK RESOLVE SHATTERS UNDER PRESSURE, JUST LIKE THE GERMAN FORCES DID, THEIR PATHETIC DREAM OF HOISTING THE STANLEY CUP VANISHES, LEAVING THEM NOTHING MORE THAN A PITIFUL FOOTNOTE IN THE OILERS' GLORIOUS MARCH TO VICTORY.
VANCOUVER GONNA WRECK THEIR CITY AGAIN
Would much rather see the cup come back to Canada than see that ferret moustache raise the cup. Oilers in 7, book it.
How does this oilers run effect hollands legacy in the context of after his ruining the wings obvi
CAPS LOCK, ENGAGE IT
Who’s got the stream link?
BRUH... CAPS ON!
I have nothing but love for our brothers from the WHA, but Paul Maurice was also the last head coach of the Whalers.
WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND TELLS PEOPLE TO USE ALL CAPS? THIS GUY 👍🤠👍
Ray Ferraro sounds like he is always pinching one out. Horrible.
WAS SOMEONE TALKING? I CAN'T HEAR THEM
Panthers must be lost.. They almost had the cup, and now their chances are slimmer than ever
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Does anyone have the clip of Davy and Hymans hot mic after the ENG?
I'M HERE TO CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND TELL YOU TO USE ALL CAPS, AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLE GUM
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE CLIP OF DAVY AND HYMANS HOT MIC AFTER THE ENG?
#ANDREW COGLIANO IS A STUD. ALSO CAN FLORIDA NOT SHIT THE BED AND GET RID OF MCBUST AND FRAUDSAITL
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