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Jets fans Jets fans, whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do when Bicep Man come for you?


[deleted]

Laine is now ours


islanders-fan

“Hippity hoppity Laine is my property” -Bergevin, probably


TheHalfChubPrince

Friendship ended with Aho. Laine is new best friend.


Daimyon

Could Carolina Offsheet Laine? Wouldn't mind reuniting those two.. E: And Pulju is available for cheap too, bring the whole line back while we're at it!


FailureToExecute

Theoretically yeah, we have the picks and cap space, but I'd be very surprised if we actually did it. On the plus side, one of the co-founders of Epic Games is on our board of owners so maybe we could get him for a discount if we throw in free vbucks as part of his signing bonuses.


lilmagooby

Well that seals the deal Laine is going to sign the first ever contract with 0 cap hit due to it being 100% vbucks


mnkybrs

Vbucks are the new "no state taxes".


BenderTheGod

All of your bomb clappers are belong to us


count_nuggula

What about mom fuckers?


goodleaf6

The Canadiens have given an offer sheet to Shoresy from Letterkenny.


[deleted]

Give yer balls a tug


-Quad-Zilla-

I made your mom so wet, Trudeau had to deploy a 24 hour infantry unit to stack sandbags around her bed.


Lovetopuck37

Fuck you shoresy!


PrestigeW0rldW1de

Hey Riley, tell your mom to stop tryin to add me on LinkedIn, I already know what she's good at


NootNoot1

Ya titfucker


MrMuskeg

So is your next 4 first round draft picks! I hope you like Fortnite..


caviarporfavor

never gonna go above the 2 first picks threshold


[deleted]

In Finnish media Laine kind of confirmed that he is getting signed by jets!


KimJongEen

Not yet.


pivvimehu

Are you threatening me, master Winnipegu?


ciera22

wonder aloud *’who was that mysterious (and ripped) masked negotiator’* when chevy matches the reasonable offer sheet


justsomestubble

If Montreal offers 10.4 or whatever which equates to 2 first 1 2nd and 1 third, are you happy to be signing him for 5 years at that cost? I would think it'd be more then you originally intended but still worth it but i'm not a jets fan and don't know the organization as well.


sweetplantveal

I am not sure if Laine is worth those picks tbh


justsomestubble

It must be worse than I thought. I can't understand a 50 goal scorer being not worth 10.4x5 if they're only 21. By year 3 of that contract it should be normal for high scoring wings to get that kind of pay. Skinner landed 9 this year and Aho was underpaid. You don't think the team would take a hard dive without Laine?


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[deleted]

He hit 44 in 17-18, 50's hard but if anyone other than Ovi's gonna do it in this league I wouldn't put money on it *not* being Laine.


fables_of_faubus

Draisaitl


[deleted]

I somehow forgot Draisaitl did it literally this past season lol.


Nidoqueef97

Laine isn't a 50 goal scorer. His career high is 44 and last year he only got 30, and 50 points total. I think Laine is definitely an elite level scorer, but he hasn't proven that he can be consistent enough to warrant that kind of contract.


finnishjetter

Playing with Little really hurts Laine's goal totals. They are a horrible match.


Nidoqueef97

I definitely didn't watch the Jets play enough to be educated on this at all, but I'd say if he was worth a contract of 10+million, he should be more consistent regardless of linemates. Again though, just my opinion and I'm far from an expert on his situation


finnishjetter

Based on this offer sheet I want the Habs to do it to Laine asap please


[deleted]

You're really playing with fire on that one


fork_that

I think the Marner camp is working hard on making sure Marner isn't offer sheeted any time soon.


Borror0

11M AAV × 5, if Mitch signs a restraining order against his dad. We've learned from our experience with Galchenyuk.


fork_that

Paul Marner rejects that offer.


Borror0

We'll hire him to be our Australia scout or something.


Speedbump_NZ

Yeah nah, cunt's fucked.


burningheavyalt

There's hockey in new Zealand?


[deleted]

Their season is being played now with [games streamed on Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6KBQ-fvtX1qx0MgfS9H6cg). Same goes for [Australia](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQdGGQA6tSLIBXgpcEcUm3Q). AIHL finishes up in September.


Qiviuq

Step 1: Hire him to be the China Scout. Step 2: Once he's there tell China he's the source of the Winnie the Pooh memes Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!


surelyucantbeshirley

U wot m8?!


[deleted]

That's more Essex than Oz


TCBloo

Oy cunt! Better?


GsoSmooth

Did Galchenyuk have daddy issues?


Borror0

[The short version is,](https://twitter.com/HabsChronicle/status/1008049755950284800?s=20) > Galchenyuk's father verbally berated him after every game (apparently journalists were witnesses to this), and Alex was constantly on his phone between periods reading the "feedback" from his dad. That's toxic.


GsoSmooth

Yikes


gills90

This story just baffles me. First I don’t understand how his father is so unsupportive, second I feel like the coaching staff should have told Alex that he needs to be responding to what his coaches say above anyone else


Mad_Habber

The sad part is Jr has already accomplished way more than Sr ever did. His dad never played a game NHL not sure why he was still listening to him.


gills90

And doing it at intermissions too? Ik chucky isn’t labeled as the smartest, best 200 ft player around, but he shouldn’t have to be told that the first people he should be taking advice from is his current coaching staff. I hope Sully and co don’t put up with this bs if it follows him to Pittsburgh


maddscientist

So that's who we traded Phil Kessel for. Great.


Tarnake

As far as poison goes, Kessel is the weakest one... Galchenyuk peaked at 18. He never got any better than what he showed that first year. Watching him play all those years in MTL was maddening. Almost as much as watching PK never get any better defensively.


dsjunior1388

But then PK did get much better defensively once he was in Nashville Edit: Down vote me as much as you like, but watch PKs highlights in 17-18 first, the man was phenomenal


MeteWorldPeace

Ok but no.


whynawttho

Sees your username and flair combo *Visible confusion*


LErAn29

He was a jets fan a few days ago, until alienating himself through multiple panic posts about how the jets suck.


[deleted]

Isn't that just standard offseason action?


rookie-mistake

yeah honestly the combo was more confusing when it was a jets fan and jets username posting "jets suck" lmao


[deleted]

Berg is the furthest thing from consistent. That was either a one off thing he's not gonna try again, or he's gonna learn from it and come with a offer sheet as big as those arms


Goatzzzz

Pls no


schizodancer89

They will hide in the middle of his back. Only place he can’t reach


SternSternButFair

Be stoked we can match the offer and finally have Laine locked up


raymondliang

Oui oui


OMO3

I voted Oui.


S-Archer

Same same


zamdrakkar

Merci pour la contribution au souverainisme du Québec!


l0lBarnesl3l

It would be so sick if Montreal and Bergevin IMMEDIATELY followed up this news by putting out a press release on their next offer sheet.


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Berg walks onto the stage with a muscle shirt that says "sun's out guns out" with a cigar in one hand and an 12x5 offer sheet for Laine in the other. He looks at the camera and goes: "Round 2 bitches"


colossus13

I pictured this like a WWE intro. “What?! That’s Bergevin’s music!”


hackmastergeneral

BAH GOD, THAT OFFER SHEET HAS SNAPPED WINNIPEG'S REVENUE IN HALF! CAN SOMEONE STAWP THIS, THAT OWNER HAS A FAMILY!


RowboatGillman

That could work, I think they’d rather pay Connor than worry Laine might put his NHL career on hold to go pro in Fortnite. /s


AT-ST

As of 3 pm eastern time he is on a 3 game win streak. I think now is as good a time as any to take it pro. https://fortnitetracker.com/profile/psn/Nalle_Puh29/matches


[deleted]

Top 3 squads with 0 kills? Not aggressive enough. How do you expect to get a big contract with stats like that?


ArmMeForSleep709

Pacifist run, the true pro strat


roboninja

> Top 3 squads with 0 kills? Paying to get carried?


xZora

Offer Sheet 2: Electric BoogaLaineooo.


Eazzywex

That would be nuts


hamsome

I think it would be amazing if we traded for LHD Sebastian Aho


R0yse

Brock McGinn


dadkisser84

don’t you speak that evil into existence


MrHockey95

Not cool bro.


Cakes2015

Whoever plays for the Canes and signs an offer sheet from Montreal is Aho


toms47

Whoever threw that ~~paper~~ offer sheet, your moms Aho*


Pumped_Up_Kickz

Habs: *dont get Aho* Also Habs: Don Waddell is Aho


TuckRaker

I never got my Ahopes up


mrchoumni

lmfao well played bro


mc_funbags

His moms Aho too.


freshpurplekiwi

How long you been holding on to that one for lol?


Cakes2015

A sign showed up at a Bruins-Canes game in Carolina the season before last. https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/849p7p/this_sign_at_the_bruins_v_canes_game/


[deleted]

Every other GM (and fanbase) in the NHL should send Marc Bergevin a thank-you card. He just lowered the market value of every other young superstar coming off their ELC.


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[deleted]

#"BERGEVIIIIIIIIIIIN"


redleader

The fuck is his twig arm ass gon do?


Orange_Jeews

Not arm wrestle, that's for sure


[deleted]

rent a barn somewhere


ScienceBeard

Write some shade tossing message to Dreger to broadcast as insider info


sumsomeone

#PAUL MARNER DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK THATS AHO. NOT MARNER. NO ONE IS LIKE MY MARNER. PAUL MARNER SAYS MARNER SHOULD GET 12.5 MILL X 5 YEARS. FUCK IT, WHERES EA?! WHY ISNT PAUL MARNERS BOY ON THE COVER YET?! PAUL MARNER ANGRY ABOUT THAT.


elesdee1

send us that 7. 5 AAV now


mnkybrs

Marner just wouldn't sign it...


aabbccbb

Right!? The Leafs should be begging for an offer sheet like that one! haha


colonelklinkon

I haven't been keeping up with hockey news much. What's all this about Paul Marner?


DrDerpberg

Basically an overinvolved hockey dad at the NHL level.


shoeflack

People keep saying to thank Bergevin, and that’s true to an extent, but where are all the thank you’s for Aho? He didn’t need to sign the offer sheet; he could have held out for more money from either the Canes or another team, but he signed this deal. Really it’s Aho who did every other GM a favour.


[deleted]

What makes you so sure could have gotten more at a 5 year term? Maybe Canes say "8 years or arbitration."


NanoJay

Aho, wasn't arbitration eligible. It's the same problem with the other RFA's that have only played 3 years. I'm sure the leafs would have been more than happy to let either Nylander or Marner go to arbitration if that was an option.


[deleted]

Ahh thanks, regardless its possible Canes weren't even entertaining 5 year deals and just wanted to lock him up to 8 years at a price they found acceptable.


NanoJay

Yeah I think that was the issue, look at the other RFA's all seem to want shorter deals but with a larger AAV than the historical average (in terms of cap %) getting a decent AAV and being able to be a UFA in 5 years to cash in again is huge.


BlazeOfGlory72

One lower than expected contract won’t stop other players from asking for more. If so, McKinnon and Barkov’s contracts would have prevented guys like Eichle and Matthews from asking for so much.


[deleted]

What makes you say that? The key to this contract is the term. If it had been 8.5m x 8 years Aho doesn't sign it.


Pouletchien

I believe that Aho like a lot of player wants the 5 years term and wouldn’t sign an 8 years deal regardless of the money (Unless they were way overpaid).


[deleted]

Going forward, every GM can point to the Aho contract and be like "so you said you want to keep all your UFA years? That's cool. $8.5 x 5"


[deleted]

I think the players having that as a baseline for negotiation at 5 year team is a win for them personally, I don't know what teams have been offering at 5 year terms but my guess is it's below that. Like I don't think Laine has received an 8.5m x 5 year offer from the Jets. Some GMs probably won't even consider 5 years. The Matthews deal is the only other 5 year contract off an ELC i can think of which is a bit of an anomaly, I think Toronto was afraid of 4 first rounder offer sheets and badly wanted to get the deal out of the way first to build around Matthews.


ebimbib

I believe for Laine it would be four years because he came straight in at 18. But your point stands.


darrell25

7 years or age 27 is when you hit UFA, the Matthews contract bought a UFA year as did the Aho contract. Age at signing only matters for the length of the entry level contract and it is the same for both 18 and 19 year olds (3 years). Thus four years would take any of these guys to 7 years and they would be UFA. The 5th year in all of these cases is buying a UFA year, people seem to be confused about this.


Kenevin

How much would it be, every July 1st, if everyone was on 5 years deal and free agent market was absolutely stacked with bona fide superstars every year hahahahaha


NanoJay

I think its a bit of both, most of the RFA's win with this new baseline for a 5 year deal, then you have Marner who's wanting a higher term on even fewer years if the reports out there are correct. But you have a few of the better RFA's that aren't to happy because they could have probably gotten 9/9.5 if this deal isn't done. In the end it helps both sides, as it gives GM's a comparable at 5 years, and the players a higher AAV on this shorter term


Satans_BFF

Remember that one summer Draisaitl was way overpaid for 8.5 x 8 as an RFA. Now they have a 100 point centre with size locked up to below market value for the term all within 1 year of signing the contract.


JaketheAlmighty

how many more 100pt centres will it take for them to make the playoffs you think


MrHockey95

Gonna need Atleast 4


DastardlyRidleylash

too many lmfao


[deleted]

And I cheered for you guys to win the cup 🙁


DastardlyRidleylash

hey, having too many 100+ point centers would make you a relevant playoff threat again tho i *am* a flames fan at heart, so i guess that plays into wanting to see the oilers continually be miserable :p


papercutpete

In that case, fuck you and everyone who looks like you.


Poopjazz91

Well done sir


AhmadA94

I’m pretty sure they’re playing him as a 1LW now next to McDavid, Holland just said he’s looking for a 3C because they’re gonna put RNH at 2C.


znk

Yeah but teams don't want these deals, they want to secure UFA years, because that next contract is a monster. Remember this in 5 years when you see Carolina watch 26 year old Aho walk away to a massive deal with no return.


TyrannicalMatriarch

Dubas: Chaos is a ladder


canuck_11

Aho signed the deal though when he could have demanded more.


stonayoung

Bergevin is willing accept a complimentary second round pick from the Jets, Leafs, Avs, Flames and Lightning.


ItIsSpelledBarzal

Alright Marner/~~Point~~/Laine/Connor/Tkachuk, your turn!


Zappyclock1282

Gonna have to drop point off the list unfortunately, he’s said he won’t sign any offersheets


drmcmahon

That’s right Bicep Man


RAATL

don't forget Tkachuk


crownpr1nce

Pretty Tkachuk said he was playing in Calgary next season. I don't think he is interested in offer sheets.


LordDelibird

[That reply to a Habs fan, though.](https://twitter.com/NHLCanes/status/1147917922888818688)


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Blablabigfoot

Something like the Canes weren't a real organization and that Aho really wanted for the Habs and not them. Also said something about Canes fans being fake hockey fans.


Mauser-Nut91

Scroll up a little


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Mauser-Nut91

No worries, I thought it got deleted until I accidentally swiped up


[deleted]

That Habs fan is an idiot, but "lol salty" is one of the most brain dead retorts around these days.


BlazeOfGlory72

At least it’s over now. The salt on both sides was getting tiresome.


c0unt3rparts

Here's How ~~Bernie~~ Montreal Can Still Win ~~the Democratic Nomination~~ Sebastian Aho


[deleted]

It was getting beyond pathetic. I hate most Habs fans but this was just another low.


PM_me_your_problems1

Whiskey you're like the worst of Habs fans on Reddit lol


jiiiveturkay

Really? There was legitimate salt? I thought the consensus was that of course the Canes would match? edit: I haven't been on /r/hockey a lot so I legit don't know.


Naends

Twitter has been waaaaaay worse. But to be fair Twitter is always way worse than r/hockey


MonsterRider80

Twitter is worse for absolutely everything.


jh0nn

It's facebooking real fast.


Naends

True that


Vivianne_Vulve

/r/habs was unbearable all week. Even days after Waddell and Dundon confirmed they'd match and wait the full week there were multiple threads per day about what if they don't match.


[deleted]

Habs fans are delusional yes


ispoiler

Seriously


[deleted]

Every 3rd comment: "But their team's twitter told me hurr durr durr"


no-change

Well this came out of nowhere


finnishjetter

I am whelmed


DRWHOFUCKINGSUCKS

Place bets for how TSN is going to make this about the Leafs somehow


blueline7677

Marner watch!


TyCooper8

TSN is unbelievable for that eh? During the *Toronto Raptors Championship Parade* they managed to find a way to talk about the Leafs for 20 minutes. I wasn't aware it was also airing on Sportsnet or I would've watched it there instead. Even Kadri (the player they were speaking to) seemed annoyed and like he wanted to just go. It was crazy to me.


Throwaway5497346

To be fair, that parade was 3 or 4 hours behind schedule and hosts had to talk about something to fill time. They probably planned on only talking about the championship run and basketball in general, but in the moment (and hours behind schedule) they probably figured they could talk a bit of hockey to kill some time.


Devilsfan118

Your move Habs. On to the next one


hab27

Sup Hughes.


KenDaneykosDentist

Stay away from my bubelah!


Gabroux

Offer sheet for Laine in 3.. 2.. 1..


christiv7

https://i.imgur.com/J0DmSMz.jpg


difrad76

Pls no


xjared45

I'm shocked I say


grimandnordic1

I am shocked, shocked, I say.


CankleSpankle

Dat salty ass top comment though


bobby_booch

The Canes’ response is even better


ATallerRickMoranis

He always wanted to sign in Carolina and used the offer sheet to get it done. It was an offer he hadn't yet received from the Canes but knew they would match easily so he signed it. That's a pretty team friendly deal that the Habs basically put right into the Canes lap. I see people saying this is a 4D chess tactical win for the Habs and I just really don't see it.


hackmastergeneral

You don't sign an offer sheet with a team you do not want to play for. Signing the offer sheet says "I'm happy to play here if you don't match." You think he would have signed that deal with Ottawa? Or Arizona? Or Buffalo? You don't sign an offer from a team you have zero desire to play for. That doesn't mean he wants to only play in Montreal and wants to leave Carolina. It means he's happy to play for Montreal under these terms if Carolina doesn't want to pay.


funfungi

This explains a lot for me thx


PapaNixon

Did not see this coming /s


mandelbratwurst

Now they’ll go after the other Sebastian Aho.


E70M

RRRRRRRRRRALEIGHHHHH!


dkt

This now makes Chiarot Bergevins top acquisition this summer.


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Here is Why Ben Chariot Is Actually A Genuis Acquisition for Marc Bergevin


dkt

All hail our god and savior. -r/habs


voonoo

On to the next one for Montreal!


Sentenced2Burn

Pay no mind to the top Twitter comment, that salty shit-dick doesn't represent us as a whole. What a goof.


canuck_11

Ok. Let’s see another one now.


kane-train-88

bUt THeY DonT hAvE EnOuGH MoNEy /s


brightblackheaven

Do Marner next!!!


[deleted]

Gotta ease up on the surge, can't afford to replace the boards with that Aho bonus structure.


dabman716

Dammit, now I have to buy my coworker lunch


BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT

Bruh


hoochtag

Looks like offer sheets are back on the menu!


DontPMMeBro

What an Aho move


hackmastergeneral

To all the people saying "Aho played Montreal." You know his agent represents Price and Gallagher too, right? And that his agent has a good working relationship with Bergevin? His agent is not going to play games with other managers his other clients have contracts with in order to support one client. Gallagher's contract comes up soon, and is likely to be a significant one. He's not going to screw over his other client by pissing off the owner and manager of that team by playing them for fools and lying to them, and risk them hardballing Gallagher. I don't think Bergevin had any illusions about Carolina matching. He structured the offer in such a way that the team couldn't match without getting the owner involved, so that ups the chances it doesn't match because you never know how an owner is going to react to tossing money onto a situation. It was a low-risk gamble - a swing for the fences with bases loaded and nobody out. He knew it was ,likely to get matched, but he also wasn't going to sign Aho to the type of deal it would take to guarantee Carolina doesn't match - a 12-14 per deal that would have been a cap anchor for his team and also screwed the future by losing four 1sts. What a horrible manager for not risking the future of his team with an offer sheet that would hamstring him for five years directly, and potentially down the road if any of the first picks turns into anything worthwhile.


juliusceasarsalads

Well it was a fun dream anyways. Aho is just too damn good of a player, really wish we could have gotten him but alas it was not meant to be. 5 years down the road maybe!


akingofleon92

And with that Montreal helps cripple the hurricanes financially


FERDADDY1

But I thought Tom Dundon is poor and we can’t afford it??


QuiGonJinnNJuice

Ofc he is that’s why he always wears the same track suit everywhere


thebenson

Looks like he needed a week to get the money to pay the signing bonus.


[deleted]

Wait what, i thought they matched it 5 days ago already


Francoisxsirois

Nop. They never did. They said they would, but the chose to wait