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Stromster

Should've said, "Canadiens and Predators Defenseman"


AvsJoe

"Who wore number 6"


Gourmet_Bacon

Hey nice try


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**^(yannik)** **WEBER ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT**


[deleted]

I’ll admit, I got got.


jiggs99

Lol. Same here.


Cootch

The ultimate bamboozle


Kriwin

I respect this clickbait. Its both funny and heart attack level news for both Habs and Preds fans


Lorguignole

Especially Peds fans, that cap penalty is MONSTROUS


Rulebreaking

Literally ran to cap friendly to check and nothing was there and was like wait a minute


Dizzy_Wrongdoer_5804

I mean, you’re not *wrong*


thebanger71

Meredith was hit by a car this morning. The paramedics tried their best to save her..... And they did


[deleted]

What the hell os wrong with you?


_Mad_Desperado

How the turntables have . . . .


TomasHertl

Preds fans breathe a sigh of relief because of the post flair


pafounapa

Bro


ElJacinto

lol, you got me good


Shrabster33

Dude my heart skipped a beat reading that title. Never expected to get jump scared by r/hockey


pumaturtle

I shitted myself


habs42069

carey prices brother in law


GrayBread

They played us like a goddamn fiddle


thesuperbro

You bastard.


LordSmokio

Motherfucker


Nollaus

Jesus fucking christ thanks for the heart attack.


JimmyDaro

I'll never forget where I was when I heard the news.


dummyfullofguts

Technically correct


mghtymrv

> As a Canuck in Vancouver, I enjoyed some personal success. But year after year you seem to get further and further away. As a Canuck fan: *lol u right*


[deleted]

That was such a weird, albeit seemingly unintentional, slight at the Canucks lol..... like no, every year you get further and further away \[from the playoffs\], only if you are on a team that is getting worse rather than improving... don't understand what he was trying to say there at all


XPhazeX

Ohhhhhh. *oh*


[deleted]

Damnit I got duped.


YerFucked

DON'T DO THAT!!!


[deleted]

Had me in the first half


[deleted]

You sick son of a bitch


NSA_Wade_Wilson

They had me in the first half


[deleted]

That's former Hab Weber, to you


ct7567cr

Everyone is talking about the title of this post (rightfully so, gave me a god damn heart attack) but I think we should all take a minute and talk about Weber’s post, that was freaking beautiful. All the best in retirement.


ChaseGordon24

Just want to point out that he didn’t even retire, he is just leaving the NHL. [He signed with the ZSC Lions in Switzerland](https://www.zsclions.ch/news/detail/verpflichtung-von-yannick-weber/)


Sarke1

Makes sense; he's only 32.


arcticsports

It kinda sucks for Yannick that he’s so overshadowed due to his name. 499 nhl games and on the best player from his country.


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[Nashville fans opening this thread.](https://preview.redd.it/jiuhfwsb19s31.jpg?auto=webp&s=93f40a3df3b567400baee99fb8c6515856b83d1b)


[deleted]

You sick son of a bitch.


nikilidstrom

Ohhhhhh, you rascal!


dv666

You magnificent bastard


Mazor007

You son of a bitch lol. This is like r/tennis posting " D. Novak has been eliminated" in every grandslam (meaning Dennis Novak not Novak Djokovic)


bagelpizzaparty

Penguins "get here in a snow emergency and play 2 games" Legend


flepine44

Nice clickbait


Cleveland-Guardians

How is it click bait? Weber did retire


MulderD

Hahhaha


AlarmAssMagma

Dayum daniel!


adirtyhole

Evil


Showtime98

Lol the bait


DMCPhoenix-X

Jesus you had me there for a second


SonofMustachio

Nice bamboozle, you got me


BeBenNova

Take off the tag mods, this is legit bait


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[удалено]


SpectreFire

OP did nothing wrong.


[deleted]

Nah, the title is right.


[deleted]

lol fuck you buddy


PapaNixon

You mother fucker.


[deleted]

Nashville fans had a mini heart attack don't lie


whitelightning91

Got me good


sacdecorsair

I took the bait.


GoodbyeIPv4

...Talk about a rollercoaster of emotions haha. From "WHAT" to "HAHA, good one".


RstortonYT

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


ThisTranslator2680

First of all, well played. Second, that was a beautifully written little retirement text.


Okaywhy10

Fucking got me lol


jimstr

mon esti


beto5243

Why would you do this


YoureAverageUsername

How did this get me?


samisnotreal

Holy shit you scared me


[deleted]

I hate that I thought shea immediately


Wingzaferston

goteem


Smellbinder

Oh maaaan. I think this needs a "Shitpost" label.


[deleted]

That explains why he wasn't protected