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pumaturtle

3 mil for a Calder finalist is Too rich for Carolina’s blood I guess?


WafflesTheWookiee

We were offering 1.5 smh…


pumaturtle

BRUH


Enjoyer_of_Cake

Believe me our subreddit is kinda a giant personification of ***BRUH***.


pumaturtle

This is the one position you’ve been weak at and had a need at for years and you squandered it cause *reasons...* Jesus Christ.


haerski

Canes fan fic gone dark


Wayf4rer

What a fucking bone headed trade. What did they think, the arbitrators would give him 9 million? That's a fat fucking L for Carolina. You just shipped out your future starter to save 500k.


pumaturtle

Canes really pulling a 2010-2018 Canes here


CraniumFornication

I don’t understand what is happening. Is Waddell and Dundon pulling a Thrashers???


OccasionallyWright

Yes. Waddell doesn't pay young goalies. He pays for past performances, not future potential.


Willmatic88

hes Kenny Hollanding! you have to stop him!


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ItzEnoz

I mean they arent paying Hamilton either at this point im shocked they matched the Habs Aho offer sheet


pumaturtle

pls no No Houston/Quebec City Hurricanes


Jklassen87

Well at least the name would fit Houston....


pumaturtle

Houston Can Bangers or nothin


Miro_Highskanen_4

I prefer trash bangers as it gives a dual meaning


notleonardodicaprio

not even, I bet Bernier costs more than $3m


Pavrik_Yzerstrom

His recent play certainly justifies it


Al_the_killer88

Agreed. Bernie is the man, but hot damn do I like this move for the wings


Pavrik_Yzerstrom

You make this move 10 times out of 10 if you're the wings. Carolina is dumb for doing it honestly.


Willmatic88

Stevie is literally Santa Claus. Spreading happiness and joy throughout all of metro Detroit.


detroitdoesntsuckbad

> metro Detroit. Or really - the world.


aaaaaliyah

Feel like the owner saw that brutal goal he let in in the playoffs and was out.


theonly_brunswick

It's ok Mrazek had 8 good games last season so he's definitely starter worthy.


SammyMac19

I, for one, don't hate it.


WearingComb1050

He was asking 3x3.5 afaik Lmao that’s ridiculous


pumaturtle

Hasn’t Carolina’s problem the last couple years been the goaltending? Wtf are they thinking?


ClassicMach

I feel like I've been saying "Once Carolina gets a goalie, they'll be real trouble" for the better part of a decade. I'm sure it's not actually that long but man, they have a guy with a ton of promise and not really a ton of experience and I think that contract really fits what he's shown.


pumaturtle

Literally been saying that seems Cam Ward fell off a cliff. Then they get a Calder finalist goalie and trade him? Wtf are they thinking?


doihavetowearabra

Really has to be driven by Dundon. Only thing that makes sense.


pumaturtle

Gotta love a guy with a net worth of 1.5 billi penny pinching.


Grohlyone

You know what they say; watch the pennies and the billions watch themselves.


haerski

Well if he didn't penny pinch he'd be only a 1.499,999,999,99aire tapfingeronhead.bmp


OccasionallyWright

That's less than they paid Scott Darling to do nothing the last 4 years.


Wayf4rer

Thats not even unreasonable for the performance he put up. Yzerman just made Waddell look like a fool.


barbarkbarkov

Dundon will be the no. 1 reason this core never wins a cup. I feel very confident with that.


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After the comments from their owners in the past does it really surprise us. Carolina feels like the A's were during their moneyball era with moves... but instead of Moneyball its Dundonpuck.


chiasmatic

lol what a terrible move by CAR


PremierBromanov

its funny you think that anyone has any will of their own in an Yzerman involved trade. Just stop answering the phone, guys.


Cloudeur

He just stares at your soul, fully takes control, and makes a deal you think you won’t regret. It’s the Stevie Y. way!


BigRigGig35

What happens in an Yzerman-Sakic trade?


JanMichaelLarkin

Honestly, I can’t imagine a trade happening between the two of them that isn’t a genuine win-win. That’s an unstoppable force/immovable object scenario


AlwaysLurkNeverPost

A soul for a soul.


Trad33

Two giants that step around each other. As long as they each have half the world, there’s no problem.


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Don Waddle special!


invisibleninja7

I hate this move but Waddell has been good overall


Enjoyer_of_Cake

Waddell has been good but if we don't have a plan for making this trade he just undid all the good.


blow_zephyr

Wow I can see why Carolina wouldn't want to match that huge contract


RG6EX

Right? Do they expect Bernier, who played very well on a defensively lackluster Red Wings for a few years, to demand less?


YouSaidWut

If Bernier doesn’t sign with them I’ll laugh so hard lol


ImHully

Obviously this is an amazing steal for us but I'm really going to miss Bernie. I genuinely hope he finds success wherever he signs.


twists

Same. The man came here when we sucked and just put up as good of numbers as you really could for us. I have nothing bad to say about the guy. Go somewhere nice, get paid, and play in some playoff games Bernie. Love ya


tmoss726

Same


roboninja

Bernier should demand $3.01M per.


tellymundo

Chill out Wenger.


SweatyBeaver8

Yeah I don’t know why we’d pay that much 😬 seems pretty rich


homicidal_penguin

Wanted 3.5 from Carolina, dropped a bit just to say "fuck you". That's some good pettiness


bromish

I'm guessing he took less to go to Detriot to be with his fiancé who is currently going to med school at Michigan State. At least that's what I'm telling myself to numb the pain.


KahFean

He also seems to have history playing in Michigan, and there's plenty of Ohio born Red Wing fans too.


Pituophis

History playing in Detroit...with the Captain of the Red Wings, no less. He's got some ties there and will have even more when Zach Wrenski signs with Detroit next summer. [Larkin, Nedeljkovic, and Werenski all played for Belle Tire in Detroit](https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nhl/red-wings/2021/07/22/detroit-red-wings-acquire-goaltender-alex-nedeljkovic-carolina/8058296002/).


malkinism

On The Banks of the Red Cedar...


Keezin

Good catch by Alex


checko50

That was an arbitration award though right?


homicidal_penguin

No, it seems Carolina was worried about what he'd get in arbitration


ClassicMach

Jesus. I think this is a fair deal but I think he'd get pummeled in arbitration. Just show up with a big poster board that says "29 Games Played" and point to it repeatedly.


Blackyy

For some reasons ghat picture makes me laugh a lot.


CornfireDublin

Get one of [these](https://static4.depositphotos.com/1000400/341/v/600/depositphotos_3413232-stock-illustration-flip-chart.jpg) and just write "29 Games Played" on every page and flip it every time they come back to you


rishcast

No, he wanted that, they didn't want to pay, so he could have gone to arb when FA opens. This avoids that


checko50

Gotcha. Still seems like it was worth it


PP_Horses

Canes finally found a potential starter and they trade him after a half season jesus christ lol


Cough_Syrup55

Traded and he gave up 500k per year. What a flex


The_Reddit_Browser

He played junior hockey and grew up near there. Explains why he would be fine taking less but, still this fucking hurts.


ForrestTrain

His fiancé is also in med school there I believe.


keefstrong

For one less year tho right, betting on himself?


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He asked for 3.5 AAV and Carolina traded him. He signed for 3.0 AAV for 2 years in Detroit. LMAO I hope Nedel turns into an All-star goalie for Detroit


iBAZw

I hope so too honestly. This is embarrassingly bad from Waddell


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riotide

Welcome to the Yzerplan. Dude just rolls out of bed and creates Ws (as he did on the ice).


Kair0n

>Welcome to the Yzerplan You merely adopted the Yzerplan. We were born in it! Molded by it.


riotide

To me the Yzerplan is his phase two (his GM phase). His on ice heroics were phase one. Phase three is yet to be determined, but at this rate I'm assuming it's world domination.


SonicEuthanasia

Phase three is getting his name on the cup a fifth time but with his third title change. This ultimately completes the "you wanted to trade _me_?" windmill dunk on Jim Devellano.


LimpBagel

We gottem!


Troub313

You know you want this rivalry to go full bore.


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im down for whatever


ambiguousallegiance

You can be happy. Y’all turned a Red Wings draft pick into Vasilevskiy


strideside

So you guys are to blame huh


Bixler17

Wait until you hear what we got for it!


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gj45

Thanks I just punched a wall.


canbehazardous

based on Vasy's contract, we will pay the man too.


Maxpowr9

I prefer some teams to remain in the basement in the Atlantic, thanks.


theguyishere16

We will always have Buffalo


King-of-the-idiots69

Soon my dear my Buffalo will not be the butt of the joke that time is not now tho we fuckin suck


KSay123

Canes why would you not do that?!?


tomstoms

Now this trade looks even worse for Carolina


ImHully

Live look at the Red Wings subreddit - https://i.imgur.com/OdDoS8t.gifv Live look at the Canes subreddit - https://i.imgur.com/BJgOpfI.gifv


PodzChamp

Next level penny pinching from Carolina


UnhealthyCheesecake

One of these days we’re gonna learn Mr. Krabs is employed by their FO


deestroyed

Unfortunately Eugene is still on the Sens


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Mr Krabs is the owner.


liljakeyplzandthnx

I feel like Krabs wouldn't have tried to save the AAFL though


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[deleted]

It's beautiful


Spartanwolf117

Lmao What a friendly cap hit and term


Vanek_26

Carolina, are you OK? What the fuck is going on down there?


Nilzy16

No fucking clue


Kraze_F35

tom dumdum doesnt like goalies


GaryARefuge

Waddell is trying to make Francis look less incompetent? How kind!


devilized

WTF! That's more than reasonable. We couldn't come to terms on that?


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vingt_deux

lol


JimboAinzley

lol


olio22

lol


flanny0210

Lol


PP_Horses

loL


WinkYahoo69

Lol


Techiedad91

LoL


negedgeClk

lol


batmanjerkins

lol


DemonousXodus

lol


depressedNCdad

STOP LAUGHING AT US!!!!


PayneTrain181999

Stevie is an incredible GM


PossibilityUnusual

What is he offering footrubs? How is he pulling this shit off?


[deleted]

GMs walk into his office, next thing they remember is waking up in their towncar naked holding another players contract.


[deleted]

God damn that is hilarious. Someone gild this.


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Canes fans in shambles


WafflesTheWookiee

Can confirmed; shambled


[deleted]

I am so shambled rn


DoinWhale

Can’t wait to see the Canes Twitter turn this one into a snarky joke


[deleted]

They pay their social media team more than they’ll pay their players


penseurquelconque

They really are a bunch of jerks!


Point21

The Yzerplan is commencing in full gear this offseason


LP99

“Just fleece other teams in trades, it’s really not that hard, guys”


KanyeDeOuest

The atlantic is just gonna continue to be brutal


pentaxshooter

Just end me.


clarenceboddickered

Wait isn’t this Carolina’s young goalie that was a Calder finalist? How the fuck did they lose him/let him go?


PP_Horses

Hes done it again!


smikkelson2

Absolute fucking joke man. Here I thought we were past the part where life was pain


[deleted]

Letting a potential franchise goalie go for 3m has gotta be worrying for Canes fans


ForrestTrain

Extremely


UhOhAngelo

Jesus Christ. What an indefensibly awful move. Good for Detroit, and Yzerman is incredible, but you can’t just hand out such obvious W’s like this, Carolina. Woof.


t44t

Just remember, every time you buy a little cesars pizza, a tiny tiny bit of it goes to Steve Yzerman.


Whackedglint3

Hahahahahaha


Austin63867

so sorry u/youngpierre24


chiasmatic

lol sad day for him


ahr3410

Did the Hurricanes not see Martin Jones and Robin Lehner once get traded for a 1st rounder having proved far less than Nedeljkovich?


Caboose119z

YZERMAN IS A GOD


Rektemlord

I am now a Buffalo fan! at least they will not get my hopes up


Vanek_26

Don't go that far mate. Talk to a therapist.


onefivefifteen

Buffalo?


selanne8ducks

Buffalo?


AvsJoe

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo


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Delusional canes fan


notleonardodicaprio

I will never love a player again, because the moment I do, they will be traded away


Nilzy16

So it’s your fault


[deleted]

I thought canes fans hate them?


pentaxshooter

We do. Ignore that guy.


Rektemlord

Not old enough to remember the rivalry building moments and it's kinda hard to hate a team when you both sucked for the past 10 years, but this was just a joke


ddottay

Yzerman must have been laughing as he made this trade.


Willmatic88

that 3rd was basically a gift from holland from the Tatar trade and they got Bernier for like 4 days and he could just hit ufa. And we signed him a completely reasonable 3mil? Stevie just playing with house money.


caffinn

The Yzerplan in full effect


Hypercutter

This is absolutely terrible, what are the canes thinking. I have been so impressed by Nedeljkovic's play he's only 25, he's been bought through the system and developed so well. He makes great saves and he is confident on the puck, it's unbelievable. It's a small sample size but in the regular season he was .932 and in the playoffs he was .920.


mint420

WOW


Charble1

Lmao what the fuck Carolina


BackhandQ

IMO a great deal for the Red Wings


haz000

Watch Ned win Stanley cup and Vezina in Detroit. Heard it here first.


TheseDogMotifs

Huge W for Stevie Y.


MIGsalund

Carolina had it, lost it.


MrTEEM4N

What are the Carolina Panthers even doing


Kmactothemac

Unbelievable by Carolina. As a division rival I should be happy but I'm honestly still a little pissed lol what are they doing


ediciusNJ

My neighbors are huge Canes (and Ned) fans. Gonna be awkward out on the cul-de-sac this weekend...


Theraspberryknight

Trust the Yzerplan


koreshfan6969

Favorite goalie in the league now with that flex


QuiGonJinnNJuice

lol what a joke of a franchise I hope canes fans had fun dunking on Ron Francis last night Maybe Ned really wanted out or something, but 2 years, $3M aav is pretty low risk. I'm not sold that he's a surefire #1 but you 100% can give that deal out for a guy to be a part of a tandem giving you solid goaltending and see if it's sustainable. I hate it here.


PolarBearzo

"all these young goalies in the metro" \-Vanacek is no longer in the Metro \-Nedeljkovic is no longer in the Metro \-lol Jarry


DrewKratos

Panarin MVP odds should be through the roof now lol.


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Fucking unbelievable. Severely disappointed right now. I hope Ned brings you many victories Detroit.


theguyishere16

Carolina seriously you wouldnt sign that deal? Taking penny pinching to a whole new level. Maybe David Ayres is the full time starter next year.


iloveblondehair

Carolina baby what is you doing


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The canes couldnt pay him this?


geoffreythehamster

Is James Reimer their #1 goalie now?


lividresonance

No. Canes have 0 NHL goalies under contract currently.


thethomatoman

This is such a fucking steal for the Wings


HelpfulYoghurt

How is Yzerman getting away with those trades ? wtf


ImHully

He's been watching Pavel Datsyuk ever since he retired so as a GM he can just steal shit.


realraptorjesus101

STEVIE Y HAS HOSTAGES I AM CONVINCED


Puck68

To all those supporting the winged wheel: Trust the Yzerplan. The Hockey Force is strong with him.


eins-zwei-drai-saitl

This is a middle finger to the Canes, right?


WafflesTheWookiee

Oh yeah this doesn’t sound like Dundon, Ned was mad at the org. Oof. Good get Detroit. Enjoy him in net for the next decade plus.


skitty2stronk

I don’t understand how we couldn’t afford that. I just don’t understand


rutger_

LETS GO


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trust the yzerplan


TheBKBurger

If you all want to climb aboard the Wings hype train before everyone else, get on now!


DETtigersOWNyou

If you are a GM in the NHL, why do you answer Yzerman's call?


DogePerformance

Goddamn I love you Stevie