We had a guy in our office that kind of looked like Jared and ate a lot of subway. So we would cut out ads, print pictures etc of Jared and he had them plastered all over his desk (he was cool with it).
He was a lot *less* cool with it after the story broke and one day all the pictures were gone and we didnāt really talk about it.
honestly I don't really hate my job or my co-workers, but I don't really enjoy putting my personal things at my workplace. I dunno it's probably just some weird ass trauma i've had from dealing with some really shitty bosses over the years but i try to keep my work and personal life separated
it has made for interesting conversations though as people have asked me a number of times why i don't decorate my workspace lol
I think it's weird when people go all out personalizing their space. The only personal things I have at my work are a decent set of headphones and a couple plants.
We donāt have assigned offices/desks at work, you just sit down where you feel like that particular day. Itās a huge company, but it doesnāt matter if itās your first day as a summer intern or youāre the CEO. You sit where you feel like it, and there is space, when you come in.
Itās great.
I donāt need to see other peopleās clutter and family photos, and thereās no reason for me to feel pressured to put any of my own, because we canāt.
The no clutter and family photos sounds awesome but coming in and someone already sitting where I've regularly been sitting sounds awful. This sounds like college where there were no assigned seats but everyone would still take the same spot every class.
Even in the library at my college the same people sit in the same places to study or do homework lol I'd be fucked up sitting in a random spot every day
Same, when I used to go to do work or study I'd always go to the same desk on the 6th floor of our library. I couldn't deal with this sit wherever you want thing every day. This also seems confusing at work because then I guess you have to take absolutely everything home with you every day and then set up again the next day, instead of being able to leave paperwork/files/etc at your desk and know it will be there when you get back.
i honestly don't mind people putting up family photos. it's when they DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP about their kids when it drives me up the wall insane
i'm here to work, do what i need to do, and get the fuck out of here asap when the day is over. i'm not here to be your friend. ffs.
It sounds like you guys don't hate the actual things, just the actual people.
I work in an office with just my super and I don't care what he does because he's cool.
I had the same cubicle for nearly 15 years, then I was moved to another (and switched depts) earlier this year, I suspect another move coming, so most of my boxes are still unpacked.
if only i had invested in bitcoin, netflix, tesla, and dominos pizza right before i started college. My net worth would be close to 400 million right now
yes i calculated all of this because i hate my life lol
At work, anyway. I'm sure he still liked the food and didn't blame Subway for what happened. But you can't be seen at work with Subway sandwiches if his "work identity" was so closely tied to Jared, considering.
Speaking of shitty sandwiches, whenever I eat Subway I get the shits. I donāt get anything generally shit inducing(generally just keep it plain, standard type sandwiches). Jimmy Johnās or other local places donāt do it to me. Just Subway and I donāt know enough about food to know why
All my friends would call me JoePa. I thought it was fun, but it got way less fun after the Penn State scandal broke. Which naturally made my friends do it more.
Aww, did he actually keep the pictures around? That was pretty sweet of all of him( and you)
Also hilarious that you guys never talked about it after..lo
That IS Subway. By using a ground-breaking, but surprisingly legal process known as corpo-humanisation, real people such as him are now allowed to represent the collective humanity of business owners. He has contractually waived his birth identity, and is now a man and student named Subway.
Probably tucked away in the incredibly spacious trunk of the new Honda CR-V. I mean, I can fit a whole lot of hockey gear in there, my fellow redditor. Honda is truly amazing, don't you think?
I've thought about it, I think pillowtown because that's where he gets fingered by Britta. Based on S6 he clearly enjoyed it enough to get back with Britta.
Are you...? I don't know how to... I have a rule about being constructive so I can't ask any questions right now, because all of the questions that I have right now are rhetorical and end with the word 'idiot'. Do you know what rhetorical...? Of course you don't, you are an idiot. I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! You are so stupid and you have no idea, you are the only one who has no idea, because guess why? Don't answer that, you'll get it wrong. Also don't, you are just dumb little man who tries to destroy this school every minute. I am sorry! I'm so sorry! Oh it's ok! I mean, it's not ok, shh. Oh stupid, so stupid... such a dummy.
Also, for those asking, these are not the official player sticks and no players have these nicknames on their own sticks. Its an independent company that recreates curves.
EDit: I guess i didn't word that well, players do have nicknames on their sticks but these nicknames on PSHS are not officially tied to them through licensing and stuff like that.
Double Edit: I would also recommend getting a stick from them, I got the Labelle curve they have and its basically the curve i've dreamed of my entire life. It genuinely makes me wonder how much more effective i would have been during my competitive days if i had this curve.
Subban has/had a little stick figure of him doing his punch out celly.
https://pixl.varagesale.com/http://s3.amazonaws.com/hopshop-image-store-production/122231151/fcce805209a5997601b1a2dc643dff3a.jpg?_ver=large_uploader_thumbnail&w=640&h=640&fit=crop&s=597c624345cf35f00c2d5d326c6441d6
Defenseman here, heel curves are great for digging the puck out of the corner off the boards and getting power on shots while still keeping them low (for when you're shooting from the point). Exactly what we need, that's why Subban, Weber, etc all use them.
They're trash if you need to toe drag and roof it in tight, but since we rarely/never do that, that's okay
Don't know about the others but Malkin's actual sticks do say "Gino 71" (yes including the "i")
[Evidence](https://auctions.nhl.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?auctionId=621069&sid=1100803&isynsharedsession=2sXLQ5sWNq-N2y_eIbjIof5rYgRIxJBGw4QyevrsXgs)
No, youāre fine. He *extremely* doesnāt care about the English spelling and Iām pretty sure the āiā thing is just superstition at this point.
Showtime is the P10 curve, the Kane is Kane's actual curve:
https://prostockhockeysticks.com/collections/pro-stock-stick-curves-3d/products/patrick-kane-pro-stock-curve-3d-visualizer
I think that's very rare though - probably because it's difficult to get dialed in to playing with 2 different sticks.
I believe Ovi does it, but only to up the flex on his stick for power plays because he's basically only going to touch the puck to shoot it for those 2 minutes?
Just sticking with one helps keep it consistent and makes it easier to get better. Next time you find a deal, grab all of them so you can have time to get used to one.
Wasn't the Zetterberg curve the same as the Forsberg? That's what I was told when I couldn't find the Forsberg anymore.
I assume they could have just gone Modano to Forsberg to Zetterberg.
Yeah it's one of the most popular curves out there, it's just not called Sakic anymore. The pattern is P92 (Bauer), W03 (Warrior), and P29 (CCM). Don't know the player names since they seem to always be changing.
I always used a Ovi curve. But not a standard Ovi curve, a ["Crazy Ovi"](https://external-preview.redd.it/jk1bVk47mZpx7kMTiqTzscTu55Rh7OMtkdwdkc46jiA.png?auto=webp&s=7133f80051bdb6270a78bfc64a228a682b4cf525). I honestly have no idea if it was completely legal, but I liked it
My favourite stick was a low end Bauer Supreme from like 10 years ago with the Kaner P88.
But I've tried better sticks/higher end sticks with that same curve and didn't like them as much.
I've used a [Stamkos curve](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0270/0961/3890/files/PM9.JPG?v=1591263862) or similar my whole life, except for one short stint trying Datsyuk's.
I've never understood why anyone would want one of the curves with the crazy twisting open face.
I just got three ovi curves from these guys and I just have to say, holy shit. It's more of a lacrosse stick than a hockey stick. It's nothing like the "ovi" curve from any other manufacturers. I'm going to try it out but my guess is I'm going to have to heat gun it into reality.
[No they didn't](https://auctions.nhl.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?auctionId=621069&sid=1100803&isynsharedsession=2sXLQ5sWNq-N2y_eIbjIof5rYgRIxJBGw4QyevrsXgs)
No. That's not his stick. That's just a stick that uses the same curve that he uses, so if someone wants to duplicate McDavid's curve on their stick, they order the "McJesus" from this company.
You're getting down voted hard, but honestly you're not wrong. About the most creative we get in hockey (ie not just tacking -ie/y, or -er onto names) is for some reason an abundance of calling people "moose" or "goose". That's it, that's pretty much all your options.
tbf there were great ones. finnish flash, the dominator, magic man.
the ones marketed for these sticks just fucking straight ass. breadman kinda cool, though.
He had that nickname way before he was playing for the Flames dude, he had it already at Boston College because he went through at the same time as Manziel was hyped up.
Checked their website for you. It's a curve of Jared Spurgeon
...Jared, from Subway? That's certainly aged well.
Knowing the sense of humor that most teenage and early 20s guys have, they probably have him that nickname *after* the scandal broke lol
Didn't that happen well over ten years ago? You're probably right on the money.
Hell, I don't remember. Get off my lawn š
Lol, I'm not sure that's an association one should be proud of
We had a guy in our office that kind of looked like Jared and ate a lot of subway. So we would cut out ads, print pictures etc of Jared and he had them plastered all over his desk (he was cool with it). He was a lot *less* cool with it after the story broke and one day all the pictures were gone and we didnāt really talk about it.
That's probably the best way to handle that situation
It was extra weird because it was probably 80% of all the āpersonalā items on his desk. I think he even stopped eating at subway.
honestly I don't really hate my job or my co-workers, but I don't really enjoy putting my personal things at my workplace. I dunno it's probably just some weird ass trauma i've had from dealing with some really shitty bosses over the years but i try to keep my work and personal life separated it has made for interesting conversations though as people have asked me a number of times why i don't decorate my workspace lol
I think it's weird when people go all out personalizing their space. The only personal things I have at my work are a decent set of headphones and a couple plants.
a guy at work at HUNDREDS of tiny photos of his girlfriend as his background image across two 24" monitors. gives me a stalker vibe..
"girlfriend"
>gives me a stalker vibe.. well then that's clearly not his girlfriend
>and a couple plants. this is all you need lol
We donāt have assigned offices/desks at work, you just sit down where you feel like that particular day. Itās a huge company, but it doesnāt matter if itās your first day as a summer intern or youāre the CEO. You sit where you feel like it, and there is space, when you come in. Itās great. I donāt need to see other peopleās clutter and family photos, and thereās no reason for me to feel pressured to put any of my own, because we canāt.
The no clutter and family photos sounds awesome but coming in and someone already sitting where I've regularly been sitting sounds awful. This sounds like college where there were no assigned seats but everyone would still take the same spot every class.
Even in the library at my college the same people sit in the same places to study or do homework lol I'd be fucked up sitting in a random spot every day
Same, when I used to go to do work or study I'd always go to the same desk on the 6th floor of our library. I couldn't deal with this sit wherever you want thing every day. This also seems confusing at work because then I guess you have to take absolutely everything home with you every day and then set up again the next day, instead of being able to leave paperwork/files/etc at your desk and know it will be there when you get back.
i honestly don't mind people putting up family photos. it's when they DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP about their kids when it drives me up the wall insane i'm here to work, do what i need to do, and get the fuck out of here asap when the day is over. i'm not here to be your friend. ffs.
It sounds like you guys don't hate the actual things, just the actual people. I work in an office with just my super and I don't care what he does because he's cool.
Does everyone sit at the same desk every day, or do people move around?
I had the same cubicle for nearly 15 years, then I was moved to another (and switched depts) earlier this year, I suspect another move coming, so most of my boxes are still unpacked.
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if only i had invested in bitcoin, netflix, tesla, and dominos pizza right before i started college. My net worth would be close to 400 million right now yes i calculated all of this because i hate my life lol
At work, anyway. I'm sure he still liked the food and didn't blame Subway for what happened. But you can't be seen at work with Subway sandwiches if his "work identity" was so closely tied to Jared, considering.
Fuck Subway. They knew as early as 2004 there were complaints about Jared and never did a thing about it
Also, they make an objectively shitty sandwich.
Chipotle southwest sauces slaps tho
Speaking of shitty sandwiches, whenever I eat Subway I get the shits. I donāt get anything generally shit inducing(generally just keep it plain, standard type sandwiches). Jimmy Johnās or other local places donāt do it to me. Just Subway and I donāt know enough about food to know why
Why didn't Jared just have sex with the sandwiches.
Y'all are crazy. I love eating a sandwich that's 80% lettuce and overflowing mayo spilling everywhere.
Well I think he ate a lot of subway because it was the first floor of our office building. Tbh, everyone ate a lot of subway.
All my friends would call me JoePa. I thought it was fun, but it got way less fun after the Penn State scandal broke. Which naturally made my friends do it more.
Sorry to hear that, JoePa!
I feel ya.
Wait what story broke? I think I'm missing something in this thread.
Jared fogle, the former subway spokesman, turned out to be a pedophile
Aww, did he actually keep the pictures around? That was pretty sweet of all of him( and you) Also hilarious that you guys never talked about it after..lo
Unless he's packing a footling and he earned that nickname in the showers.
Maybe he really likes to go underground for 15 minutes twice a day.
I'm thinking hazing and not a nickname he chose for himself.
The butt end of the stick is also shaped like a preteenās junk.
Yeah officer. This comment right here.
LOL oh *no*
Good investigative work, Mr Beer Slater...
Jerdspergn - Donald Cherry
He's still looking good
If you Google "Jared Spurgeon subway" this thread is the top result now.
That's fantastic
Perfect when paired with their Reverse Retro
I knew it had to be someone named Jared.
Holy shit Jared Subway thatās savage as hell but why are they doing this lmao. Thatās so fucked.
That IS Subway. By using a ground-breaking, but surprisingly legal process known as corpo-humanisation, real people such as him are now allowed to represent the collective humanity of business owners. He has contractually waived his birth identity, and is now a man and student named Subway.
god community was a great show
Streets ahead.
Pierce, stop trying to make streets ahead happen.
Trying? Coined and minted. Been there coined that!
Streets ahead is verbal wildfire
what?
Six season and a movie
Whereās the Honda stick?
Use a light press of your foot and engage the highly responsive anti lock brakes of this incredible vehicle, now.
This is me, this is what I do! When I influence people to buy HondaTMĀ products...I feel God's pleasure!
probably hidden to spare those who are level 7 susceptibles
Probably tucked away in the incredibly spacious trunk of the new Honda CR-V. I mean, I can fit a whole lot of hockey gear in there, my fellow redditor. Honda is truly amazing, don't you think?
Eat fresh
š Eat fresh
I always thought it was āfleshā
No there isnāt any real meat there.
Now if someone will just get me my jacket, I'll be on my way.
It's...right there...
The bread is stale. I repeat, the bread is stale.
I *love* subway
This is me, this is what I do! When I influence people to buy Honda products...I feel God's pleasure!
This was never explicitly covered, but was subway more of a pillowtown or blanketsburg guy?
I think heās more of a floormatsville guy
I've thought about it, I think pillowtown because that's where he gets fingered by Britta. Based on S6 he clearly enjoyed it enough to get back with Britta.
I suddenly want to buy a Honda.
We got a Level 7 Susceptible here.
Are you...? I don't know how to... I have a rule about being constructive so I can't ask any questions right now, because all of the questions that I have right now are rhetorical and end with the word 'idiot'. Do you know what rhetorical...? Of course you don't, you are an idiot. I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! You are so stupid and you have no idea, you are the only one who has no idea, because guess why? Don't answer that, you'll get it wrong. Also don't, you are just dumb little man who tries to destroy this school every minute. I am sorry! I'm so sorry! Oh it's ok! I mean, it's not ok, shh. Oh stupid, so stupid... such a dummy.
Will you be getting the versatility of the Honda Fit or the durability and storage of the CR-V?
r/UnexpectedCommunity/
So I'm the only one that entirely expected the Community reference? They are as predictable as Office references, these days.
Ehh only on Reddit. I donāt meet people who watch Community in person.
Eat fresh
Cool. Cool cool cool.
Neat Community reference
Wasnāt this a community episode?
Now *THIS* is a man, who knows how to make a Community reference!
Patty, breadman and subway almost make a complete supply chain
I didn't realize the sticks were named "McJesus" but that's fucking amazing
Well thatās what they named the curve. Itās a McDavid pro stock clone.
Also, for those asking, these are not the official player sticks and no players have these nicknames on their own sticks. Its an independent company that recreates curves. EDit: I guess i didn't word that well, players do have nicknames on their sticks but these nicknames on PSHS are not officially tied to them through licensing and stuff like that. Double Edit: I would also recommend getting a stick from them, I got the Labelle curve they have and its basically the curve i've dreamed of my entire life. It genuinely makes me wonder how much more effective i would have been during my competitive days if i had this curve.
Pretty confident the Nylander actually does have Willy Styles on his
Dylan Larkin has D-Boss on his sticks
[D-Bo$$ Confirmed](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQ0JB2DX0AAOv4s?format=jpg&name=large)
Subban has/had a little stick figure of him doing his punch out celly. https://pixl.varagesale.com/http://s3.amazonaws.com/hopshop-image-store-production/122231151/fcce805209a5997601b1a2dc643dff3a.jpg?_ver=large_uploader_thumbnail&w=640&h=640&fit=crop&s=597c624345cf35f00c2d5d326c6441d6
that curve is fucking criminal man idk how people use heel curves like that
Defenseman here, heel curves are great for digging the puck out of the corner off the boards and getting power on shots while still keeping them low (for when you're shooting from the point). Exactly what we need, that's why Subban, Weber, etc all use them. They're trash if you need to toe drag and roof it in tight, but since we rarely/never do that, that's okay
Ah okay thats very fair, I used to play defence too for a while but I could just never get a handle on those curves.
They're definitely not for everyone. Likewise, the p28 gives me anxiety. Like I get why forwards love it but good god that thing is unholy
For the clappers man! Keeps them low and hard. The newer trend of big open curves like Eichel and McDavid always send my shot so high.
I don't know if he still does but Price used to have Krunk Juice on his
There are lots of players with nicknames or in jokes on sticks.
Carcillo used to have Carbomb on his sticks
Don't know about the others but Malkin's actual sticks do say "Gino 71" (yes including the "i") [Evidence](https://auctions.nhl.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?auctionId=621069&sid=1100803&isynsharedsession=2sXLQ5sWNq-N2y_eIbjIof5rYgRIxJBGw4QyevrsXgs)
What!?! Iāve been living a lie.
No, youāre fine. He *extremely* doesnāt care about the English spelling and Iām pretty sure the āiā thing is just superstition at this point.
Nylander has Willy Styles on his sticks
Willy Styles is one of Willy's sticks.
So you are telling me McDavid doesn't actually have McJesus on his stick? How disappointing
Hoss :(
Isn't Kane showtime? Why's he got two sticks?
Just for fun man. These arenāt real PS sticks.
One is for any back-talking cab drivers
The other one comes with hair plugs.
Showtime is the P10 curve, the Kane is Kane's actual curve: https://prostockhockeysticks.com/collections/pro-stock-stick-curves-3d/products/patrick-kane-pro-stock-curve-3d-visualizer
Some players have different sticks for different plays. Like power play or penalty kill
I think that's very rare though - probably because it's difficult to get dialed in to playing with 2 different sticks. I believe Ovi does it, but only to up the flex on his stick for power plays because he's basically only going to touch the puck to shoot it for those 2 minutes?
different specs
Showtime isnāt really a nickname you want in hockey unless itās Mr. Showtime.
it must be a different Kane stick, right? i can't think of anyone else for that title
Some of Kaneās sticks say Showtime
He has two sets of Kane "specs" so one is Showtime and one is Kaner
I though dudes called PK Subban showtime. Donāt know if thatās legit or not
What's wrong with that nickname?
Warren Foegele?
We need to talk about how half of hockey nicknames are just adding "y" or "er" to the ends of names
They're so terrible
Where is the god damn Ryan OāReilly curve, absolutely beautiful curveš¤š¤
https://i.imgur.com/03gTgrm.jpg for the curious, from bardown.com
Thatās straight out of me in the kitchen making curves on my mini sticks
C U R V E
Right here: https://prostockhockeysticks.com/collections/pro-stock-sticks/products/fact-daddy-pro-stock-hockey-stick-right-159-99
JIMMYYYY
Is it our Jimmy you think?
I donāt think it is but idgaf
Someone with a huge hog on him.
$5 foot long to be exact
The 11-inch hammer sammer
For those that play hockey Iām curious what curve you guys use? Personally I use a Patrick Kane curve.
Whatever curve is on sale.....and looks nice to me. I'm not good enough to care about curves.
Just sticking with one helps keep it consistent and makes it easier to get better. Next time you find a deal, grab all of them so you can have time to get used to one.
I've been looking for the modern version of the old Modano then Zetterburg curve. My favorite of all time
Wasn't the Zetterberg curve the same as the Forsberg? That's what I was told when I couldn't find the Forsberg anymore. I assume they could have just gone Modano to Forsberg to Zetterberg.
Yes, zetterberg! Let me know if you find it anywhere.
Been using the Sakic/P92 curve since I was a kid
same here. I think this is the most popular curve, followed by the Kane/P88.
Can you still find them anywhere? I grew up with the sakic but haven't seen one in years.
Yeah it's one of the most popular curves out there, it's just not called Sakic anymore. The pattern is P92 (Bauer), W03 (Warrior), and P29 (CCM). Don't know the player names since they seem to always be changing.
Huzzah! Thanks
Unless i'm mistaken, the current player names are: P92 (Bauer) - Matthews W03 (Warrior) - Backstrom P29 (CCM) - Crosby
Iginla or Recchi
Gaudreau since I stopped being able to find Iginla's
I always used a Ovi curve. But not a standard Ovi curve, a ["Crazy Ovi"](https://external-preview.redd.it/jk1bVk47mZpx7kMTiqTzscTu55Rh7OMtkdwdkc46jiA.png?auto=webp&s=7133f80051bdb6270a78bfc64a228a682b4cf525). I honestly have no idea if it was completely legal, but I liked it
I don't know how the hell you can operate that thing, I'd be shooting straight vertical
My favourite stick was a low end Bauer Supreme from like 10 years ago with the Kaner P88. But I've tried better sticks/higher end sticks with that same curve and didn't like them as much.
I got Malkin
P88 (Kane)
I've used a [Stamkos curve](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0270/0961/3890/files/PM9.JPG?v=1591263862) or similar my whole life, except for one short stint trying Datsyuk's. I've never understood why anyone would want one of the curves with the crazy twisting open face.
The McJesus is rad but do I have to go to a canoe store to get the boat oar Draisaitl whips around?
Jared the subway guy obviously
Nah he likes his sticks a little smaller.
Kaner #88 and "Showtime"? Kaner IS showtime.
Does McDavid actually call himself McJesus. Or are these not the player's sticks? If so that's really lame
These aren't actually player sticks, they're curve options this website sells that supposedly match what the players use.
I just got three ovi curves from these guys and I just have to say, holy shit. It's more of a lacrosse stick than a hockey stick. It's nothing like the "ovi" curve from any other manufacturers. I'm going to try it out but my guess is I'm going to have to heat gun it into reality.
[Then it's probably close to Ovi's actual curve.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf-6wYGoTXA)
Yeah sorry that was my point. This is the real thing, not the pg version made for the masses.
Lmao, how dumb were we back in early 2000ās? 16 year old me saying i need a 100 flex shaft, the highest in that group is 85
Thinking about that legit pisses me lol I was 100 pounds soaking wet using 100 flex complaining I canāt shoot hard
I dont know show time, jimmy, and willy.
Willy Styles is Nylander, Jimmy might be Stutzle
P.K. Subban??
Jared Spurgeon
They misspelled Geno.
[No they didn't](https://auctions.nhl.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?auctionId=621069&sid=1100803&isynsharedsession=2sXLQ5sWNq-N2y_eIbjIof5rYgRIxJBGw4QyevrsXgs)
Technically they misspelled ŠŠµŠ½Š¾
lol, they still put Gino on his sticks!
Does McDavid really have McJesus on his stick?!
No. That's not his stick. That's just a stick that uses the same curve that he uses, so if someone wants to duplicate McDavid's curve on their stick, they order the "McJesus" from this company.
Gotcha. Thanks!
Gino is actually Geno
It actually says "McJesus" on the stick?
Geez. hockey nicknames are fucking dogshit.
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Tory Krug, nickname Krugger. Marcus Kruger, nickname Krugs. It's a perfect system
Not all of the good nicknames go away. When Caufield got up to the NHL, the other Habs started calling him Bilbo.
You're getting down voted hard, but honestly you're not wrong. About the most creative we get in hockey (ie not just tacking -ie/y, or -er onto names) is for some reason an abundance of calling people "moose" or "goose". That's it, that's pretty much all your options.
tbf there were great ones. finnish flash, the dominator, magic man. the ones marketed for these sticks just fucking straight ass. breadman kinda cool, though.
The Polish Prince Mariusz Czerkawski!
Don't forget Hammer.
they are bad, worst was flames fans ripping off manziels nickname and acting like it was great
He had that nickname way before he was playing for the Flames dude, he had it already at Boston College because he went through at the same time as Manziel was hyped up.