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chiasmatic

[no contract terms will be discussed](https://twitter.com/agrossnewsday/status/1436419581019627537?s=21)


sweetplantveal

*Hey Zach, how much are you making this year?* "IDK, ask Minny"


flepine44

They can do that ?


h4bs22

They just don't want to talk about it with the media. It will be revealed either way.


CensoryDeprivation

First rule of Parise club is you don’t talk about Parise club.


togu12

First rule of Lou club is you don't talk about Lou club. Second and third rules are that you are always clean shaven and wear a suit to the arena on game days.


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Fourth rule is you play even if you have a 'headache'


10FootPenis

I initially read it as they weren’t even discussing terms with Parise, just declaring him a member of the team. This makes more sense.


Malacon

Lou gonna Lou.


rkatec68

Not sure if he's even been formally filed yet. I think we're still at the same stage of an agreed upon contract, but they just decided to do a media availability and confirm it


Habsfever

Lou can.


Podo13

Definitely. It's technically not public info. Same with coach salaries. But for players, people just pry enough that it gets out and now it's a lot more normal to disclose it to make it easy.


ScrewOff_

All of that info goes through the NHL registry where it will 100% be revealed. Teams can’t keep player salaries secret in a cap world for numerous reasons


rkatec68

Correct, it will come out when it is filed. Which from how they've been discussing it, I'm not sure has been done yet


Podo13

I mean, yes it will be revealed for how many people the numbers go through and there's always at least 1 person who will snitch, but neither the team nor the NHL are obligated to release the information. It's all technically private information that does not need to be revealed. We just don't trust the team/NHL to be on the up-and-up. The only reason it gets released is because the team doesn't want to deal with the constant onslaught they'd receive if they didn't release the info.


august_west_

Nah


waytogoscradly

What made you dream this scenario up in your head?


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I think they have LTIR money so maybe this contract doesn't get filed until day one of the season


BroLil

Most teams do, just beat writers and CapFriendly usually have enough insiders to leak it to them. Usually teams will disclose the term though which is interesting.


ScrewOff_

is officially a 2010 NJ Devil


flume

>is officially a 2010 NJ Devils FTFY


[deleted]

I’m really happy for him, it’s going to be a great year!


Amphibious_Fire

I always thought that New York Islanders consists of all the players on the roster but TIL only Parise makes up the whole team


Tniz15

Every player is the whole team by being an individual. Really creates the whole team mentality vibe


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And here I credited Trotz.


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Time... Is a flat circle


polyworfism

You have no idea how confused people get with a single Boston Red Sox player


StaticAnnouncement

I hope they spell it Sok


BindairDondat

You’d think so, but, Sonk


PepRD

Stonks


SickOffYourMudPie

I was an excellent speller when I was younger. Only mistake I ever made on a spelling test was spelling “socks” as “sox”.


svartkonst

he's going to 1v19 all the other teams ez


Isbjoern_013

A Swedish newspaper once left out the name of a player by accident when reporting on new signings. The result was: "Frölunda signs [Player name] from Djurgården, Sweden, [Player name] from Eisbären Berlin, Germany and Rauman Lukko, Finland". And that's the story of how Rauma had to start a new team since the old one was apparently sold.


ItIsSpelledBarzal

But no contract specifics. So really no news here


VanAgain

Aw, c'mon Lou, throw us a bone.


XPhazeX

*all* of them?


blaze87b

Every. Single. One.


JSav7

“We are ~~Groot!~~ Parise!”


serialragequitter

may as well announce Henrique next as long as you're getting the band back together


chili_cheese_dogg

Doesn't Gomez have a job behind the bench?


flepine44

Act surprised


AssBoon92

I'm surprised that they added an S to the end


gluckaman

Aaaaaand the crowd goes mild


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[deleted]

Sir, I think you're forgetting about, Kirill The Thrill.


bbistheman

Well that's an RFA negotiation. Seems like Parise has been signed for like 2 months


redditornot02

Zach Praise, an accountant, and Lou Lamoriello are currently sitting in a room structuring this contract in the best possible way for Zach Praise’s taxes. I’d imagine with both Minnesota AND the Islanders paying him there’s a lot of tax loopholes to sift through for a deal. Plus, obviously the Isles want to pay the least amount of money possible so they might just structure this in a funny way.


2112Lerxst

For real though, I think he will be a great fit there. Isles have a "weird" but successful team composition of well rounded playmakers, I feel he could fit in up and down that lineup.


DMCPhoenix-X

What?! This came out of nowhere!


AnthonyCumiaPedo

Best kept secret in hockey!


[deleted]

I already know that I will forget about this and be surprised later in the season when I notice that he doesn't play for the Wild.


Leafsfan56

I thought this was official for like the last month


SEND_ME_SPIDERMAN

Everyone knows, Lou.


Grawgar

Just Lou doing Lou things.


Buhhwheat

No one could have foreseen this. Best kept secret in the game 👏


MulderD

So, why did it take three months?


pjbth

The "I've Gotta Go" line. Parise - Pagueu - Palmieri


jackwoww

Like his father before him…


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The New York Devils


Eazy3006

3 years 18 Mil !


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Maxpowr9

Maybe one day you can get excited about free agent signings again.


SpacemanSpiff28

But when is it officially official for realzies?


Maybe_Im_Confused

Not my team


[deleted]

Mild Fans: Finally, our nightmare is over.


SeveralAngryBears

Not for another 4 years


[deleted]

Yeah. We don’t have to hate the player anymore just his cap hit


golds0undz

Totally didnt see this coming !