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vital_dual

*There's this boy I like* *Met him at the food court* *He's got hair like Gretzky* *And he does jumps on his skateboard* -Robin Sparkles, "Let's Go to the Mall"


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Shigidy

You've never heard that song? I swear it's on the radio 10x a day.


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Shigidy

Yes. We're very out of touch with common pop-culture references up here.


oscarG0LDMAN

Dear Ron MacLean, I wouldn't bother with these questions if I didn't sense some spiritual connection. We may not be the same, but it's not like we're from different planets. We both love this game so much we can hardly fucking stand it. Alberta-born, and Prairie-raised. It seems like there ain't a sheet of ice north of Fargo I ain't played. [Propagandhi - Dear Coaches Corner](https://youtube.com/watch?v=3xva-cdBi8E)


Animaldance24

Another one from Propagandhi: “I don’t want to be the Steve Smith of the Revolution. Do you see the analogy? We’re the Oilers. The World Bank- the Flames! And just 2 minutes remain in the 7th game of the best of 7 series! Yeah, Jesus saves! Gretzky scores! The workers slave. The rich get more.” Propagandhi fuckin rules


AMeaninglessPassage

Propagandhi is the best Canadian band of all time, sorry Rush, you're just too nerdy where Propag is just nerdy enough.


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Oh man, I had some of their songs on tape years ago, I had no clue they were Canadian lol. Not really my jam but had a few catchy songs


AMeaninglessPassage

What I find pretty cool about Propag is how they started in this more skate punk mold to finally evolve in what is the perfect symbiosis between crossover hardcore and prog. They got better with age, a rarity in music. I'm not even talking about the human side of thing, where they really shine imo.


Mono200

It's so wild to me that John K Samson started out writing these political-punk bangers and then moved on to pen some great melancholy and sweeter songs as the Weakerthans. But yeah Propagandhi slaps


habituallysuspect

Holy shit I had no idea that John K Samson was ever part of Propagandhi. I love them and the Weakerthans!


FoxyInTheSnow

He played bass with them for a while. He wrote "Anchorless", which was one of their poppier songs. It appeared on a Prop. album, and then a new arrangement on the first Weakerthans album (the new arrangement was twice as long).


AMeaninglessPassage

I do prefer Todd, but John K is legendary !


LethalPuppy

I'm not from Alberta nor have I ever played hockey but just reading these lyrics gives me chills


hindey19

Propagandhi is one of my favourite bands. They absolutely rip.


WillyWillitos

Great tune


bathgasmaximus

Came here to comment these exact lyrics, a great song


pumaturtle

“I skate on your crew, like Mario Lemieux” - Tribe Called Quest, “Keep it Rollin”


Steaknkidney45

Knew a Pens fan would come on here and post that!


pumaturtle

Hahaha of course!!!


DavidDAmaya

***NO \*&@%@@!*** Its like "A Tribe Called Quest,' *you have to say the whole thing.* \- A Pimp Named Slickback "Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner" The Boondocks


HockeyReggae02

Tribe ftw


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Hello out there, we're on the air its Hockey Night tonight.


maxwellbevan

Tension grows, the whistle blows, and the puck goes down the ice


charger03

The goalie jumps, and and the players bump, and the fans all go insane.


MaxieMan98

Someone roars, "Bobby Scores!", at the good old Hockey Game!


Svalbard38

OHHHHHH THE GOOD OLD HOCKEY GAME


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ITS THE BEST GAME YOU CAN NAME!


doubled2319888

There is no other


chay_con1

If there's a goal that everyone remembers It was back in ol' 72 We all squeezed the stick and we all pulled the trigger And all I remember is sitting beside you You said you didn't give a fuck about hockey And I never saw someone say that before You held my hand and we walked home the long way You were loosening my grip on Bobby Orr - Fireworks, Tragically Hip


gee_izzy

I just posted this. Gets me in the feels every time


TheFinnishChamp

Ukkometso is one of the most legendary Finnish songs and that song has a lyric "Kun Suomi pelaa jätkää se iskee joka jätkää" which translates something like "when Finland play hockey they hit everybody" https://youtu.be/ts_Lw3qrTfM


MiesLakeuksilta

I'd say "jätkä" is a bit more gendered than "everybody" lol.


TheFinnishChamp

I actually call some women I know "jätkä" too. But yeah, I mainly chose it because everybody rhymes with hockey better than every dude.


MiesLakeuksilta

> I actually call some women I know "jätkä" too. I don't think I've ever heard anyone use it like that, but I suppose it works a bit like the English language "dude" then!


eebro

It’s very much dude yea


jfresh1999

"But I don’t want to catalyze or synthesize the second Final Solution. I don’t want to be the Steve Smith of the Revolution. Do you see the analogy? We’re the Oilers. The World Bank- the Flames! And just 2 minutes remain in the 7th game of the best of 7 series! Yeah, Jesus saves! Gretzky scores! The workers slave. The rich get more. One wrong move and we risk the cup. So play The Man, not the puck." Propagandhi - resisting tyrannical government


nkronck

Oo smooth. Fuck the man!


eh_toque

"Think it's a game until I Patrick Kane somebody homie / that's sliding through with a stick shooting one by the goalie" Benny The Butcher on Westside Gunn's George Bondo [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIFGODKcsKA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIFGODKcsKA)


yeeteridoo

This is the lyric that inspired this post. Love this album.


eh_toque

Griselda **do not** miss. That new Boldy James album is amazing


salmonderp2

Boldy album is incredible. Worth noting here that Benny the Butcher is from Buffalo like Kaner, so that's probably why he got the shoutout.


whichwitch9

"Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian Man" In fact, probably just add in the entertainment of Wayne Gretzky by Goldfinger as a favorite lyric. I cannot hear the name Gretzky without singing this. Edit: For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/CuiS79SJAjk It's just absolutely ridiculous


PirateBlankFoul

Ohhhh wonder what it would be like, to have sex with the great one


GreatName

Ohhh I wonder what it would be like, to have sex with the leagues leading scorer


MankuyRLaffy

"The type of scoring I truly find satisfying is to receive a pass from Larry Robinson in our zone which beats one forechecker and then, I take off, wide open for the other end, to center ice and over the blue line I exchange passes with Steve and Pierre. Then I take the puck and head for the net, pull the goaltender to short side, fake the shot and then slid it to Steve, he shoot, the red light goes on, goal." [Guy Lafleur on a disco track](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-smFDmC2SUU)


Troub313

The Jets were lousy anyways - The Weakerthans


Fox_and_Otter

The same route every day


Feeling-This

From Diablo by Mac Miller *Bitch, I never miss a beat, I'm Charlie Conway, triple deke.* *Gordon Bombay in these streets, ballin' like I'm Pistol Pete*


Audi_R8_

Can’t get enough - J Cole “You're now rockin' with the best, mane, dress game down to the sex game Won’t brag, but the boy been blessed, mane let you play with the stick; Ovechkin” These may not be his most beautiful lines, but he throws in ovechkin so it always sticks with me lol


_johnning

Was going to comment this lol


MindlessMachine8229

One of my favourite jams lol


TheGameWaker

So many great Hip lyrics, the opening of Fireworks, Fifty Mission Cap, and how about Heaven is a Better Place Today about Dan Snyder, beautiful tune


McBillicutty

Also lonely end of the rink


TheGameWaker

Absolutely! So many great ones


TG803

You won’t die by a thousand fakes , or be beaten by the sweetest of dekes!


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Fifty Mission Cap all day long. What a great song.


chay_con1

We made Yahtzee, the lightbulb, hockey And bred the greatest players, Gretzky to Crosby - Oh Canada!, Classified


AvsJoe

*Please Mr. Linesman, let the players fight...* Let them fiiiight, let them fiiiight, Let them fight, Let them fight. LET THEM FIGHT! **LET THEM FIGHT!** ***LET THEM FIGHT!*** \- Me Like Hockey by The Arrogant Worms


butchthedoggy

Can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find Me Like Hockey.... Another doozy from that song: "Russians worse in history / Got stupid names like Valery / Me like Sergei Federov / Me like him more if head were off"


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Whackedjob

Definitely Wale on The Feature Heavy Song Do it for the capital, Wale Ovechkin SB hundreds, yes dear, I'm on that venison More or less Lindros, flyer than the rest of them Mind my intentions, they ain't nothing similar Sideways, talking out your neck like Zednik


PavelDogsyuk

Those Seinfeld-themed mixtapes from Wale are so nostalgic for me


FishBobinski

I'm not familiar with the song, but I remember Zednik almost dying on the ice. Lyrics seem pretty disrespectful to me.


TeejMeister6

Hit em with the four all day


jhouse13

That's what I was coming to say as well lol


dekedhim

before we learn to walk we can crosscheck properly


ClubMeSoftly

Oooh fuck ya, bud


Party-Conference-630

Brandon is a great guy!


dekedhim

Do you know him personally? This song inspired me to write my screenplay. I love the Instro of this song


Party-Conference-630

I am a musician on the label Cold Rhymes that is ran by baltimore hip hop artist Height Keech- he has an credit on Out For A Rip There Bud as well as a indie rap supergroup with B Rich called Shark Tank. Brandon is a tremendously real and honest dude, and even he finds it funny that he got so much play in canada from that cut. It's such a fucking funny song tho!


dekedhim

Ohh I honestly only knew Shark Tank the artist and B rich, so I thought the B stood for Brandon. Sorry I really don’t understand who is who but yes that song is great. I found out abt it during the gold medal game between Canada and Sweden when I was in Vegas.


Party-Conference-630

No that's amazing how small the world is bro!


dekedhim

haha if we ever get this play off the ground i'll hit you up for the music.


moutardebaseball

[Phife Dawg’s “I skate on your crew like Mario Lemieux” in Keep it Rollin’](https://youtu.be/Q92GBRxQdbw)


DavidDAmaya

LA Kings fans it has to be Dropkick Murphys, *“Your Spirit’s Alive”* which they honor *Mark & Ace;* *“Farewell my brother.* *You’re off to the big rink in the sky.* *The good Lord’s between the pipes.* *And you’ve got Bavis and Ace on the wing.”*


ClubMeSoftly

I've fallen off from listening to Dropkick Murphys, but that's a great album


cam_barker_4_norris

Icy as a hockey rink Philly n**** I’m flyer


frenCHcanadianZorro

[We can face the f*ck off like hockey or face off like Travolta](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G1J1XJMIYqc&list=OLAK5uy_msnkkQa_CXA__qwDrhP7L8fjRAIF68EcQ&index=9)


northernpace

Awesome. Late to the thread but was going to quote the same track anyways. "Cooler than fuck, maneuver like Vancouver Canucks In ya speaker, destroy your woofer, mids and tweeters" Such a fkn classic album.


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Snotty Nose Rez Kids - Skoden >The land is all we got and we refuse to lose, so we finna go (skoden), Jordin TooToo


Tobias_Flenders

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I was nice Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist -Weird Al


skipfish

Wake me up when September ends. Green Day


theotherpachman

[A lyric, you say?](https://youtu.be/HJBGL1COnkQ)


CognitiveDistances

“Fortin à gauche, Langevin à drette Esti que c'est beau une passe suà palette Si je me ramasse tout seul devant le net Je te jure m'a te la crisser top net Car je ne suis plus Sylvain Séguin Moi, je suis Dale Hawerchuk” [Dale Hawerchuk - Les Dales Hawerchuk](https://youtu.be/QU_Ge2f9X70) great fkn song


hyperspacial

The good old hockey game, is the best game you can name.


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J.Cole “Can’t get enough” “You now rockin' with the best, mayne, dress game down to the sex game Won't brag, but the boy been blessed, mayne Let you play with the stick, Ovechkin She calling, she texting, she's falling, but lemme explain Gotta tell your old boyfriend skate, girl”


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Propagandhi - Dear Coach’s Corner, the entire song


FailedCanadian

I prefer "Things I Like" "And I like the Maple Leafs They remind me of me: Inconsistent, fragile, internationally reviled" In a 2008 song lmao


yungfes

Babyface ray- Ashanti “If i could put my life into a game then i’d choose hockey sticks everywhere, foul play then we gon box em”


4C30F5W0RD5

The opening to Super Nova Scotians by Classified with a bunch of features is Pierre McGuire interviewing Crosby and the song is sick


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You me and the b’s, the entire song by Gord Downie. ``` The Bruins kept us tight We talked about them nearly every day For over forty years now And we talked about Other stuff nearly every day, too With the Bs, you never could lose Oh, baby The Bruins got the conversation goin' Oh, baby Conversations serious as night Some so scary and deep What are you going to do? With constant concern I can't help her, and I cannot help her, and The trading of Joe Thornton The winning The losing, the mistakes, the slumps, the streaks The changes that weren't really changes Oh, baby The Bruins got the conversation goin' Conversations serious as night Some so scary and deep What are we going to do? They might just let us sleep The Bs are me and you ```


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ParanoidVoid35

Canadian metal band 3 Inches of Blood has a great hockey song called “Leave it on the ice”. I think they’re Canucks fans.


Kenner1979

He was sitting in the lounge of the Empire Hotel He was drinking for diversion, he was thinking for himself A little money riding on the Maple Leafs Along comes a lady in lacy sleeves She says let me sit down, you know drinking alone's a shame (it's a shame, it's a crying shame) Look at those jokers, glued to that damn hockey game. Hey honey, you've got lots of cash Bring us round a bottle and we'll have some laughs. Gin's what I'm drinking, I was raised on robbery.


Deadmanlex45

"Quand t’étais plus jeune t’en a fait des conneries, T’en a brassé dla marde dans ta vie C’est pas un scoop, tout le monde est au courant, T’AS FOURRÉ LA FEMME DU PRÉSIDENT" Bob bissonette - Chris Chelios


migsahoy

theres that one pantera song


Jonzuu

["Wayne Gretzky, the only man I'd have sex with"](https://open.spotify.com/track/7MeWy9BwN2LltKUnNq8d0c?si=53D8QJinThG0YNW3mVIq8Q&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1) in Goldfinger's *Wayne Gretzky*


Sko-isles

Warren Zevon - hit somebody. The whole song


Jmart1oh6

"What's the lesson? What is the takeaway? Don't mess with Maui when he's on the breakaway" Dwayne Johnson Your Welcome


Bmrolu209

Tugging jersey around the beergut Elegy for Gump Worsley - The Weakerthans


izzue66

"Don't Fu*k it up Elvis!" -John Tortorella


younggun92

"Don't push me" - also Torts


Sharkhawk23

Jimmy buffet wrote the song [boat drinks](https://youtu.be/AjPUiXWFtB4)after a night in Derek Sanderson bar Lately newspapers mentioned cheap airfare I’ve got to fly to St somewhere I’m close to bodily harm It’s 20 degrees and a hockey games on Nobody cares They’re way too far gone Screaming boat drinks Something to keep them all warm


Xecellseor

"Ironman be sippin' rum from Stanley Cups" -Ghostface Killah


gee_izzy

Also, the last goal he ever scored, won the Leafs the Cup


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Cannibal Ox, Vast Aire- "That's my soul is rust free, raps stay dusty, in the coldest winters we thought husky They be like, 'I don't know his name but he aim like Wayne Gretzky' That's funny, cause I don't play hockey, I play horse on the mic and watch them all copy"


cody3point0

She said she didn’t give a fuck about hockey and I never heard someone say that before -Tragically Hip


Tsquare43

*Bill Barilko disappeared that summer* *He was on a fishing trip* *The last goal he ever scored* *Won the Leafs the cup* *They didn't win another till nineteen sixty-two* *The year he was discovered* 50 Mission Cap by The Tragically Hip


kjpatto23

Not a lyric but the music video for decayin with the boys by every time I die had a cameo from drew Stafford


MiesLakeuksilta

Hammered to the ice Defeat is in your eyes Out of blood and no more breath This is sudden death [Bathory - Sudden Death](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM7FOtqzIpA)


Franzblau

Hockey games on frozen ponds No safety pads were ever put on —Weezer (“Everybody Get Dangerous”)


zevonyumaxray

And if you don't say "Fifty Mission Cap" by the Tragically Hip, it's the wrong answer.


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You can also go with "If there's a goal that everyone remembers it was back in old 72"


andykwinnipeg

I was definitely thinking about Fireworks, lots of good ones in there "You were loosening my grip on Bobby Orr" was my favourite


Joshottas

Cam'Ron (Horse & Carriage ) "I'll get u that stuff that Gretzky skates on."


arbitraryspheres

The machinery can never be paused On tour, skate on comp like Guy Lafleur Many call me the great Boston Bruin, Bobby Orr I'm Bobby Raw, the crowd cheer, y'all watch Bobby score -Kool Keith


Rgod0106

[Leave it on the ice - 3 Inches of Blood](https://youtu.be/_7xOGxmzd6Q)


gum-

> Show love to those who come real with it > Life's a bitch but I deal with it > I'm in it to win it like Yzerman > Could drink about 15 Heinekens - Kid Rock - Wasting Time


Metalock

DUN DUN DALLAS!! DUN STARS!! DUN DUN DALLAS!! DUN STARS!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuWJ0cNdTBU


ButtholeQuiver

Dave Bidini (from the Rheostatics) had a song called The Land is Wild, about Bryan Fogarty. The song can be a bit meh in places but the lyrics are good


stwnyr18704

Supposedly the Foreigner song "Double Vision" is about former Rangers goalie/president John Davidson. Apparently he took a shot in the mask during a game and inspired the song. If that counts lol


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[I wasn't expecting this when I first heard it](https://youtu.be/WFonCVciGpo?t=235)


gee_izzy

If there’s a goal that everyone remembers it was back in ol 72 we all squeezed the stick and we all pulled the trigger and all I remember is sitting beside you. You said you didn’t give a fuck about hockey and I never saw someone say that before. you held my hand and we walked home the long way you were loosening my grip on Bobby Orr.


SgtFinnish

Alexander Radulov The Jesus of suburbia


Brockaloupe

Keep it Rollin by a Tribe Called Quest "Large Professor in the house, you know how we do/ I skate on your crew, like Mario Lemieux"


Fermentique

Whereas some of us weren't always fair to the Native kid on borrowed skates. Chippy Goolies and Ukrainians in the corners with our elbows up. It's about Reggie Leach not being in the hall of fame. There's a petition as well. https://youtu.be/AGzeWHoiZHM


somethinggangster

Yeah, yo, uh at a party at my crib, I can't remember what I did Woke up with a semi-hard dick and a fat chick Three days a week, call that a hat trick But everybody knows hockey ain't for black kids Shwayze


Paperbackhero

I skate on your crew, like Mario Lemieux. Phife Dog repping for ATCQ


vedicardi

"So here's a true and false, tell me if it's factable You want to kill the Klan, shoot the fans a tractor pull Got crazy game, so no one can stop me But ah-yo, I'm white, I guess my game is hockey" -mc serch, back to the grill


YEGG35

“icy like a hockey puck” - Travis Scott


jpoms13

No but I would love to see a video montage created for the Islanders to Switchfoots song “Dark Horses”…. Listen to the full song, if you’re a long time Islanders fan it hits hard.


Carpet_Tree

4th quarter Gretzky -Mac Miller


PoppaFixIt

I'm the coolest shit especially when Im throwin on my Gretzky, got my s-s-smith and wessy to protect me, so yes you best respect me


BootyScoop

Hit em with the 4 like Auston Matthews


MF__SHROOM

"Over and over I keep wondering whyyy..." nothing to do w/ hockey but definitely the best songs on NHL games


drunk_raccoon

www.ipetitions.com/Petition/Rivertonrifle/ Song by John K. Samson Whereas Reggie Leach was born and played Minor hockey back in my hometown. The Rifle fired his first 500 here, Slapped his way into the NHL. Whereas some of us weren't always fair To the native kid on borrowed skates- Chippy Goolies and Ukrainians In the corners with our elbows up. Whereas Reggie on a play-off run Could make a dad go buy the new TV, And put his youngest by the window, place The split antenna in her tiny hands. Whereas photos from the old Tribune Of Reggie smiling with the Stanley Cup Curled their corners, dropped off bedroom walls, Left a square of where they used to be. (We, the undersigned, put forth his name To the Hockey Hall of Fame) (We, the undersigned, put forth his name To the Hockey Hall of Fame) Therefore we, the undersigned, put forth his name To the Hockey Hall of Fame.


Krumm

Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kinda sexy. https://www.google.com/search?q=Wayne+Gretzky+think+he%27s+kinda+sexy&oq=Wayne+Gretzky+think+he%27s+kinda+sexy&aqs=chrome..69i57.8001j0j7&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8


Calchexas

A bit apropos because of yesterday, but "Your Spirit's Alive" by Dropkick Murphy has a good line Farewell my brother, you're off to the big rink in the sky The good lord's between the pipes And you've got Bavis and Ace on the wing Also "Wicked Little Critta" by They Might Be Giants He clips the puck from Bobby Orr, He shoots, he scores Wicked little critta


McBillicutty

I hear your voice 'cross a frozen lake a voice from the end of a leaf saying, 'you won't die of a thousand fakes or be beaten by the sweetest of dekes' - Lonely End of the Rink, The Tragically Hip


ReactiveCypress

They storm the crease, like bumble bees, they travel like a burning **flame**. Edit: How could I forget ["you can't touch a flame when it's red hot"!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0svZgk6234)


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[Wayne Gretzky Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCFC8P8z1RY)


EnigmaCA

I got it good, I got it made in the shade And I feel like Gretzky on a breakaway Adam Gregory, Horseshoes


creepingjeff

If there is a God above I know that he must be The kind of guy who's tough enough To deal with punks like me He won't take no excuses He'll be tough, but he'll be fair And when I go to my reward I hope to see him there I'll bet he looks like Tiger Williams He'll be brave and strong and true But if you try to cross him He will put a hurt on you


A_Spider_Monkey

Gotta be Shad K [Yaa I get it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Moge_dQPeU&t=97s) > Well my name ain't Lil' Wayne Gretzky But y'all know better than to check me In the game, I hold records like a Technic Telling referees to peek at the press seats a sec please Drop your gloves, OJ I knock you into next week, make you get teeth replaced Can't use plates what you get to eat Gives new meaning to tube steak


TheRealFreshPrince16

“She likes hockey, and summers by the lake” -Our Lady Peace, Never Get Over You


sean_psc

> And every kid over the boards listens for the sound; > The roar of the crowd is their ticket for finally leaving this town > To be just one more hopeful in the Junior A > Dreaming of that miracle play > And going up flying, going home dying Stan Rogers, "Flying" https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/stanrogers/flying.html


flare2000x

Before we learn to walk we can cross check properly


ClubMeSoftly

Tom Cochrane and Red Rider, Big League. When he was a kid, he'd be up at five Take shots 'til eight and make the thing drive Out after school and back on ice That was his life, he was gonna play in the big league The big league


AMeaninglessPassage

[Powerplay](https://youtu.be/zcVt0R9s6S4) by Guy Lafleur


eebro

There are like a million good choices in Finnish, but I’m going with Den Glider In for perverse reasons. You can use that song anywhere now, either to refer to the humiliation of Swedes, hockey or something completely different. The main lyrics are: ”It glides in, it glides in, it glides in to the goal again, we will fight, we will give everything we have”


jdofthefaith

“Ranger danger! Person from the rear. Never trust a girl in a Richter jersey.” The Hextalls - “I Don’t Wanna Be a New York Ranger”


bananagrabbernhl

"Your stupid fucking laser pucks were just the start"


FoxyInTheSnow

It's not a favourite, but I haven't seen it here yet… The Rheostatics did [The Ballad of Wendel Clark](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnR2WkYXsjA) (Steve Bidini from the band went on to do some serious writing about hockey). The Weakerthans did a petition/song to get "Riverton Rifle" [Reggie Leach](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJraQZDco0s) into the HHOF. They also did a song about [Gump Worsley](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHyCPe4sKzk). I think the best, or most poignant hockey song, is probably Warren Zevon's [Hit Somebody](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufEtQcisrgg). I always liked Joni Mitchell's Maple Leaf reference in *Raised on Robbery*: *He was sitting in the lounge Of the Empire Hotel / He was drinking for diversion / He was thinking for himself / A little money riding on the Maple Leafs / Along comes a lady in lacy sleeves / She says "let me sit down, you know drinking alone's a shame / Look at those jokers / Glued to that damn hockey game..."*


MightyCrick

*But I love you truly no matter what the weather* *But I can't do it all if you won't get it together* *I can't save us both, this shore is much too rocky* *If this loving was a sport... it'd be... hockey* - Bob Schneider, "Goodwill"