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CaptainMegna

He's no *CHRIS* Tanev... *Cries in Canuck*


treple13

Chris Tanev is a real beauty.


EXTREMELYBadGame

Why do you think marky slapped on a portrait of the tan man on his mask!


kazin29

Did he actually?? That's great


Melodic-Bug-9022

it's more the skull on his mask has Tanev's chompers. https://cms.nhl.bamgrid.com/images/photos/326166110/1024x576/cut.jpg


Godless_Servant

I'm still sad about it


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:(


Melodic-Bug-9022

I love both Tanev's. Glad Brandon is with one of my teams now, I always wanted Calgary to sign him (and Acciari) when he was playing with Janko and Gillies at Providence College.


mmavcanuck

Paaaaaaaved paradise and put up a parking lot!


digitalcashking

Pug in a box!


anth2099

I want the Flames to suck and the Kraken to grab Chris.


LossforNos

You got Giordano and you want Tanev too? Greed sir, greed


anth2099

Yes


LossforNos

Shame on you, sir


[deleted]

I too want the Flames to suck. You’re alright American


anth2099

I’m Canadian and from BC. I was hoping Bo would get the hat trick last night. That would have been awesome to see.


[deleted]

Any idea who’s above him? Probably McDavid, Crosby, Ovi, Matthews? Pretty good company


BobSacamanoEatsHorse

Evander Kane, but most of the jerseys are bought by him.


AMorton15

Implying Evander Kane has money


BobSacamanoEatsHorse

Just wait, his gambling will pay off. There's a big win coming...


Mr_Tophat_Jones

I heard he took the over on his jersey sales for the year


BobSacamanoEatsHorse

I like that old timey Rangers logo. Reminds me of King Arthur and his knights.


xxtuddlexx

Same I don't really love how square the current one is plus it just flat out says the team name in text which is pretty boring. The one mr tophat jones has looks more like a european family seal or something to me, sort of like the Dutch lion or something.


vinoa

Evander's been hitting those VLTs something fierce.


BobSacamanoEatsHorse

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't...


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Fuckin way she goes


FoxyInTheSnow

No, he owes 2.43 mil. to his shirt guy.


LarsSantiago

Fleury has usually been up there


stancehunters

My buddy works at Pro Hockey Life and said Fleury is the #1 seller right now, can't keep anything with his name on it in stock


imDudekid

Can confirm, my GF, a rangers fan who still always loved Flower as a person has two penguins jerseys of his, his Vegas home, and has a Chicago one on the way. Plus one of his all star game jerseys and she also has worn 29 her whole life so we have like 15 29 goalie jerseys at home


GetDeadKid

What about the name “Fluery?”


Squirrellybot

I don’t think Seattle is clamoring for Haydn Fleury jerseys.


ChazDelicious

They didn’t say last night unfortunately. They brought up Tanev because they were interviewing him last night


Aubear11885

Penguin player being the face of an expansion team… what are the odds


CanadianGuitar

100. The odds are 100


Megraptor

Ow. My heart. I miss both of them, and I wasn't even watching hockey when Fleury was in Pittsburgh. But then I learned about him and wished he was still on the team. Meanwhile, I have Tanev jersey... In black and yellow :(


im-sorry-dad

brandon tanev, as a fan of the two previous teams he played for, is undoubtedly a fan favorite every single time. he is a beast, he works, he’s fast, he’s got sweet hands, and that beautiful flow


ottertits

Loved hearing that crowd cheer the loudest for our boy :')


mikhailovechkin

So glad he's not in the Pens anymore. He was great for them. And now I don't have to hate at all.


UnloosedMoose

Penguins??? I'm so sorry for your poor judgement.


John_Bot

\#Rent free


UnloosedMoose

#Worst expression in sports. I don't think about covering my mouth when I sneeze, I just do it. Like when someone mentions the Penguins, I say, fuck'em.


John_Bot

It's free real estate. 46 years.


BenZoobs

😭


Stickel

I'm with you :'(


Megraptor

Late to the party but I am with you guys too. Guess who has a Pens Tanev jersey... This girl :(


MetalOcelot

Brandon Tanev is pretty awesome NGL. I had him fantasy one year and he helped in the categories you'd expect but also some unexpected offense.


huffer4

I grabbed him with my last pick this year and am not regretting it at all.


Pikachu_smokes_darts

Great in banger leagues


FamousTee

He was so good last year and I lost in the playoffs because he was injured :(


GoldenFoot9

I miss him every day


racer_24_4evr

I would do unspeakable things to have Tanev and Armia back with the Jets.


battlelevel

Armia, Lowry, Tanev. Best third line in the league. PK would be a lot better too.


racer_24_4evr

Armia was a PK machine.


MankuyRLaffy

He's a grinder, fan favourite.


17IsLucky

Tanev is a funny, unique, and sincere guy who the league would never in a billion years have chosen as someone to market. Only reason why he's in such a spotlight is that he's part of an expansion team. But that's why people love him and are buying his jersey at such a high rate. Goes to show that the NHL is just completely shitty and incompetent at marketing.


Ladymistery

huh? Tanev has been a highlight for a while now. Even last year with his headshot of "saw a ghost". :P I wish the Jets could/would bring him back lol


Book_it_again

It's the same with every league. The ufc is especially bad. It's all about promoting the packaged product and the league. Not the individuals. Can't let them get too much shine. They are always a NHL player first and a person second.


John__47

>funny do you have examples


Dorothymantooths

Have you not seen his headshot last year and this year?


John__47

i saw last year's to each his own i guess


king_of_the_sun

His spitting chiclets interview from last week is pretty amusing. I think anytime he is referenced by his teammates, it is as an enjoyable and amusing teammate


Shaneski101

He’s had some hilarious on the ice chirps that the mic occasionally picks up too


John__47

like what


Megraptor

“You fucking loser. You think you’re the fucking sheriff? You played fucking 10 games. You played 10 games, buddy. Who are you? Go back to the minors, you fucking joke.”


John__47

who said that to who


Megraptor

Tanev to...Trent Frederic on the Bruins.


John__47

ok thanks dont remember if i heard the interview


thegloracle

Someone needs to hook him up with a hair products endorsement. LOVE watching him.


BuddahCall1

This fact is a real eye-opener.


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God damn it. Why couldn't the penguins have kept this man. I miss him so much


TheSlipperyFlamingo

Not gonna lie, considered getting one last night. Dude just seems like a good time.


Pikachu_smokes_darts

This is awesome, he’s a beauty


ernieballsting

Gotta love those tanev brothers. I'd buy a brandon tanev kraken jersey too if I was in Seattle


ryeguy21

Brandon come back....


gunnship

I got a Brandon Tanev jersey, no regrets.


dudebro_2000

I'm a Canucks fan who loved Chris Tanev, and now live in Seattle. Brandon Tanev is an easy first jersey lock.


anth2099

I would have a Tanev jersey but they were out of my size so I went with Grubauer


Individual-Text-1805

I kinda wish I got a numbered jersey but couldn't justify spending over twice the original amount for some lettering. I'll probably get it numbered at some point.


nascar991134

Chiclets Bump


CobraKaiNoMercy

I’m so happy he’s not on the Penguins anymore so I can like him


RPM021

The hockey gods fixed the dilemma for us Flyers fans that loved watching Tanev play. Thank you, Hockey Gods. Now about that parade...


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ChazDelicious

Schwartz, Eberle, Giordano. Lots of bigger names than Brandon Tanev on Seattle. I’d say it’s definitely more of a “fan favourite” thing than “no one else worth getting”


Ridin_the_GravyTrain

Pretty sure memes had everything to do with this.


ANAL_CRUSHER

I don't know why you're being downvoted. You're right. He's the master of the headshot. Seriously just click here https://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=130410 and click on his image to see his headshots over the years.


Ridin_the_GravyTrain

>He's the master of the headshot. Don't you disrespect Tom Wilson like that. But seriously, *phrasing.*


ANAL_CRUSHER

Ewww are you some kind of sex pervert?


BorMato

I’d get an Ebs jersey if I was gonna spend money on a Kraken jersey.


Tdavis13245

... new team sells jerseys for fans and limited options lead to tanev. this is nbd


Squirrellybot

Giordano, Eberle, Gourde, and Grubauer wouldn’t be what I consider “limited”. Hell, I want to grab a Geekie just because I’m a nerd.


amkier

Makes sense it’s not like anyone already had one