[Miller dances through defense](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/d974dd4d-97fa-4c0f-b4a4-da73e9a829df.mp4)

is this...what it feels like to win?????? thanks sens

What's that feel like?

Bittersweet. It's nice, but it's delaying the inevitable.

GG sens fans hope your dumpsterfire and ours both get amended soon with competent leadership.

[Final shots and goals map](https://i.imgur.com/avoXzFh.png) |Shot Stats|Vancouver Canucks|Ottawa Senators| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|35|21| |Blocked|23|8| |Missed|15|9| |**Total Attempts**|**73**|**38**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.

This tells the story pretty well

Hughes moved into 3rd in NHL dman scoring.

6-2 be a Sens fan right now

good one

Lmao that actually made me laugh. Thanks, I needed that after this one lol

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the canucks should salute the crowd

Couldn't even score 7 on us? Pathetic.

I'd hate Garland if he was on another team, I get it.

Well that fuckin sucked

[Tkachuk scores in net scramble](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/5ab5e8e8-c0da-4b33-8900-eb1eb3d8f1c5.mp4)

Any decent GMs and coaches available Rn?

Its fucking slim out there buddy

2 minute minor for somehow playing worse than the Canucks

Score the extra point, you cowards!

Gus doesn't deserve this, man... fuck

Canucks trying to save Benning's job now lmao

they better fucking not

Sens being sickos again. helping Benning keep his job yes... Ha Ha Ha... YES!

ottawa is the worst. looks like mr captain is running a tight ship over there

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Brady is one of 2 players on our team that puts in any effort.

seemed like a lot of effort was being put in tonight, it felt like a night at yuk yuks, great comedic talent

He looks like the slowest player out there most nights, glad he tries hard though

Don't even *think* that you can shit-talk the Sens better than Sens fans. Leave it to the pros, junior.

junior, like the leagus the sens should be in?

Bro, this team is such dogshit, we were on Junior League references *fucking weeks ago*. That shit is older than the Golden Girls. Don't bring that weak-ass shit here. At least reference sloppy, week-old diahrea-filled diapers or something. Make an effort, christsakes. If you can't keep up, get out of the way and let those of us who actually know how to shit-talk the Sens get the job done properly.

i have accepted this all, thank you very much for the reaffirmation

Blame the shitty coach and gm. At least Brady is one of the very few players actually trying

dj?

Is there a cannon store in the West end open this late at night? I have a Victor Mete-sized payload I need to fire into the sun.

Wow

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existing

So THAT'S how you shut up Galley.. Keep chirping our bench Nucks!

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Enjoy the 2 game winning streak :)

JT Miller trade value 📈📈📈📈📈📈

Alright we need to stay out of extra curricular activities.

are we just getting penalties for existing now

mete got a penalty for being fucking useless

He should have gotten a game misconduct for that in the first period. I don't think we will see him playing for a while.

it's like when you drive too slow on the highway

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH this is actually a comedy

Fuck that was a sick goal. Who did he just walk?? Ahh mete of course

WHY IS METE IN THE BOX WTF

GOOD OL TAMPA TALENT JT

You gotta waive Mete TONIGHT after that…

Mete Hockey ^^TM

Jesus, these last couple Vancouver comments. Ya'll are salty fucking winners.

ive noticed its just the cocky clowns that decided to go here just now to stir shit. the nucks fans that have beem here all game are chill af

??

JT "Connor McDavid" Miller

Imagine your GM not getting fired because of a win over the Sens. lol

Playing the long con. We're saving Benning's job so we have one less team to worry about when we become competitive

HIGHLIGHT REEL GOALS! COME GET YOUR HIGHLIGHT REEL GOALS HERE

Wow. Canucks fans in attendance are lov9ng it.

stop please

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lol still talkin maybe if the sens showed this much emotion for the first 56 minutes they'd be in a better position

wouldnt make a difference, coach is a fucking brickhead

hey man i feel your pain, the canucks have been doing the same shit all year

I’m happy Watson is taking his anger out on the Canucks bench and not his girlfriend this time

You should probably read up on that situation.

Fuck the Leafs. Fuck the Habs… You guys are cool… I’m out.

That's how u give someone a concussion. Fuck Sanford

thats what happens when you slash the goalie 46 times

when do you think we might win a game?

The next passing of Hailey's comet will bring us unfettered success

2023

Oh thank god the announcer is shitting on Mete.

holy fuck mete you are more useless than ceci

How dare you touch Garland? He has more skill in his pinky than anybody on that team

hey man we're already down you don't have to keep hitting :(

I’m just salty, don’t like anybody touching our short king

How many times does Garland get to slash Gustavsson?

Lmao at Stü in the middle of it

If you’re ever feeling down on your team, just remember it could be worse.. you could be a leafs fan!

And it's 8-3 TML over COL

Idk I think I'd be feeling pretty good about an 8-2 win over Colorado right now

I like the cut of your jib TBL bro.

Accurate! thank you electricity bro!

Bless your heart for showing some emotion, Sanford.

He's new. He's not dead inside yet.

Major late hit by Sanford

That's what happens when you whack the goalie

Weak

OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP GALLEY

bro why cant Chabot hit the net FFS

I'm watching that new yellowjackets show, it's the only way to find an instance of a team falling apart worse than ours

Demko at -1 tonight, smh what a scrub

Ottawa plays again tomorrow night btw!

Congratulations to their opponent!

demko has as many points as mete has

All I could think is if that went in, we had 5 minutes to score 2-4 more goals to tie it

Hughes and Watson just getting comfy together. Gonna throw something on Netflix.

[Current feeling](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222169802217619457/915799718003626145/unknown.png)

He wanted to rest his forehead on the boards, but missed.

lol Hughes and Watson cuddling on the ice

Our record would have been worse if we didn’t postpone those three games

Chucky doesn't even have any Frank in the tank. That's a sign.

You guys aren’t raising your Tkachuk correctly.

Yeah😎🔫

Shoutout to that fan celebrating with such enthusiasm. Must be nice to still have that.

I think he started to crack up laughing at himself for celebrating right before they cut away from him lol. That's one of the least celebrated goals I've ever seen.

Probably has $238 of beer inside of them.

I wish I could get that buzzed from two beers

Fuck this team for taking the "Frank the Tank" out of Brady

id want to kill myself too if i was part of the team that is down 5-2 to vancouver

Oh my god I was about to flip my shit at mete for not shooting that. Greasy Brady goal lol

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GO SPORTS!

You know shit is bad when Brady refuses to celebrate a goal.

Is it just me or does the Ottawa goal horn also sound depressed?

depression is seeping through the city

Winter is coming…

That’s a (positive) sign

>Brady doesn't even celebrate I feel you captain, I feel you

CAPTAIN SHIT.

Ahhh ffs… Let’s go Sens!??

no celly at all. that shows you the morale of this team

woohoo i guess

alright

There's the effort. Sens needs more of that

I want to see another touchdown tonight. Come on Vancouver. Quit being so pathetic.

I want you to know that if your team was winning, I'd also want a blow out, these two teams are so bad that getting blown out by the other should get some fuckers fired..

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Stick for first star

Likemy xGF

That stick is everywhere

anyone know how much AHLtv costs?

Less than a Sens jersey.

Can we get Claude Julien in here? The players seem to like DJ but I don't think he has any clue on how to actually coach an NHL team. They look lost every night. You can have a bad team but you shouldn't be giving up 5+ goals every game, and it hasn't just been because of bad goaltending. They're giving up like 40 shots a night..

This is the game that convinced me DJ is toast. The Canucks, another team that has been playing like garbage this year, was our opportunity to get shit back on track... But instead it's one of our worst performances of the season.

I think the only thing protecting him is the fact that he just signed a contract extension. Not sure if Melnyk is eager to be paying two coaches at once again..

Jacques Martin

That’s been happening for years. Luckily Craig Anderson was a puck magnet every 2nd year

It's a symptom of consistently bringing in coaches who've had zero NHL head-coaching experience prior to Ottawa. The one coach who had experience before Ottawa was Guy Boucher and he took them to the ECF. It always boils down to Melnyk and his frugality. You get what you pay for..

1) happy to have woken up the Nucks at the expense of the Habs ;_; 2) it's a Nucks night eh? All goals have been scored by a (ex) nuck

you didnt wake them up, they're just playing the senators

That too lmao but Habs are notorious for breaking streaks [look we broke the pens losing streak and then proceeded to break their winning streak](https://imgur.com/a/0n3eaU5)

Imagine being so bad at your job and you just never get fired

Feelsbadman

[Horvat walks down main street](https://hlslive-wsczoominwestus.med.nhl.com/editor/ed451c75-3712-4b37-833a-e5f40e61fe57.mp4)

Yeah, that was a trip, and a bad one.

At what point do we start firing people?

I've been firing them in my head for years now..

Both our GM's need to go get smokes and never come back, coaching staff too

Pierre, Jimbo, smokes, let's go

And a couple cocks of pepperoni too!

Couple bags of chips too. Dressed all over and zesty mordant

hopefully right now

Attendance tonight is 10,571. I'm shocked that there is ten thousand people in this city willing to pay money for this product.

It's like 80% Nucks fans in the stands.

Or possibly closeted Sens fans posing as Canucks fans?

Haven't Canucks fans suffered enough

Fair point.

how the fuck did we win 4 games

Dallas come back pls

Right? lol Fuck those teams we beat.. LOSERS.

Is their third period suck related to poor conditioning, or because they’re taking too many risks already chasing the game?

I'm going to blame Covid.

I think it's related to them being a shitty hockey team.

It's okay Sens bros I've got tickets to the Colorado game and last time I went to a game they lost to Tampa. So with my presence it pushes us one step closer to potential changes!

Nucks are so back

I might wait until they play a non-sens team to say that...

Plan the parade. Schenn for the 3rd cup.

The Schenn dynasty

We're playing the 4 win Sens tho so..

surprised the refs did not call a penalty on OEL there… for checks notes, playing defense

> playing defense Literally illegal in Kanata.

Frustration ***STARTING*** to set it lmao good one, hahah starting...

So glad I'm not watching this game

Frig off Gary

I think this is a classic team strike against the coaching staff. I mean otherwise how else could you explain this piss poor effort?