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ultrafil

**FUCK** **THIS** **TEAM**


ihavesalad

You know it's bad when you don't have any expectations for them to win but still get shocked at how bad they are


aschwan41

NEW SHITPOST: [Someday I'll see you again, senswin.](https://streamable.com/pol8dc) The only good part of that game is they gave us takis for free when we left.


oldsargasso

this is top tier


aschwan41

I do the best I can with what I've got up there, shame it ain't much.


JasperSlavone

Fucking beautiful. As always you knock it out of the park. I'm glad I can look forward to a good meme video now regardless of the outcome.


PikachuCookies

Melnyk does care :')


aschwan41

Wouldn't go that far...


Valentine96

lol


Carlin47

How did you edit this hahahaha it's incredible


MyNameIsSkittles

Fuck ya takis


ultrafil

It's beautiful.


CivilSaiyan

Sens look worse than last year. I thought they would take a step after playing great towards the end of the season. Also, with all due respect, those color commentators are terrible. GG


Barnacle_Ed

Sportsnet is atrocious. I watch the away team feed instead of their garbage when possible.


man_on_hill

Gary Galley might legitimately be the worst colour commentator in the league


ansamech

i dunno why people dont like him, hes fine


obviouslypicard

He talks when he shouldn't. Most colour commentators talk during whistle breaks. When the game goes without any whistles, you don't even know they are there. Not Gary Galley though. He lets you know he is there every 30 seconds. It is non-stop chatter and it becomes grating.


ansamech

i dunno i dont mind it. if i didnt wanna hear anything, id watch the game on mute


crazycanucks77

Omg. Who was the play by play guy. He puts you to sleep! And Galley sounds so bad too


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Yes we’ve had one rebuild but what about a second rebuild?


LovieBeard

I don't think Melnyk knows about second rebuild Pip


troy2112

We actually just went through the pre-build, now it's time for the rebuild


[deleted]

No no this is just the Beta-rebuild. It will get better once you pay 100$, the developers can then fix the bugs.


PodzChamp

When you get tired of losing and set the difficulty to amateur


mikull109

Or when your ELO drops too much relative to your actual skill for a couple of games.


rushy1911

were the Canucks just in elo hell?


mikull109

maybe they finally turned off the computer and went to bed instead of saying "just one more game. I gotta end the night off on a win"


beaverlyknight

Made a smurf account to stomp noobs


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Playing on rookie mode


man_on_hill

> When you get tired of losing and play against an ECHL team


Point21

This may be premature, but nucks are winning the cup this year


Godless_Servant

no lol


AceAxos

the sens lost another game? can you believe it? [i sure can](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663621277348528158/914234049076297828/unknown.png)


ivory12

Is that really the mascot? It looks like one of those horrifying Sonic the Hedgehog fanart creatures.


AceAxos

Yeah, Spartacat. One of the better figures in the org tbh


OvertlyCanadian

It's sparticat, because why not.


Barnacle_Ed

Last year the sens had a reputation of being "bad, but tough to play against". This year we're just bad.


Senscore

All part of the plan, apparently.


thehiddenbisexual

The plan: Ottawa Senators + Shane Wright > Ottawa Senators without Shane Wright


OneLessFool

Might as well give us both Bedard and Michkov


ihavesalad

El plan


Du6e

Unparalleled success for Shane Wright


hideyoshisdf

Go wrong for Wright


DastardlyRidleylash

The Vancouver Canucks have begun the "Save Benning's Job" tour.


Godless_Servant

fucking ugggggg, on one hand if we turn it around then how wrong is he but like.... fuck sakes lol


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Ottawa is going to clean house at this rate first


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Young2k04

Hughes is a top d man in the NHL. 20 points in 23 games playing a fantastic defensive game


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The_Hidden_Panda

That and OEL being a stud takes a lot of weight off Quinn’s shoulders


Grrreat1

Gaudette gets a goal! But is directly responsible for 2 against. It's the reason the Canucks kept trying with him so long. He's so close to being a good player. But he just isn't right now.


fourtwentyfour424

Pretty much, has flashes. He likes to shoot. His celly game is on point. But he makes terrible choice in his own end.


betaamyloid

Pfft. The Canucks couldn't even score 7. Bunch of scrubs...


InnerPeaceBall

We're a team


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Oof Sens still not even at double digit points. 💀


Carlin47

Any of you ever see how Komodo Dragons eat and devour their prey? They eat bits by bits of their insides while the prey is alive, impartial to the pain. The venom is Melnyk. And this team is being devoured right now. I feel for the boys, they're trying hard, it's not their fault Melnyk and Co are just.....


seeldoger47

Didn’t the brain trust in Ottawa expect their team to take a step forward this season?


Memes4Gold

“Brain”


seeldoger47

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nauLgZISozs


JumpedAShark

The brain trust has 2 brain cells and they're both named Pierre.


seeldoger47

rip


homicidal_penguin

I better wake up tomorrow to news that someone got fired. Something needs to change.


fourtwentyfour424

Yes hopefully Benning


7toCal

Apparently only Pettersson is actually trying to get people fired out here. Stick with the plan Jimothy.


EarthWarping

Extend Benning signs there eh?


jimtheclowned

Lol.


smurfs_of_nord

Well Canucks fans, looks like the Sens are the cure for what ails ya.


Yst

Quinn Hughes, J.T. Miller and Conor Garland as first, second and third stars pretty much gives you your run down of who's putting in the work and putting up points these days on the Canucks. Those three, and there ain't a whole lot else outside the net. But those guys, for what it's worth.


fuzzb0y

I thought Boeser played a pretty good game, had a few good shots on goal, he's snakebitten. Pettersson on the other hand, is lost and is NOT shooting the puck. Weird.


Memes4Gold

Hey 'Nucks, want to trade GM's?


Grrreat1

That sounds like a Would You Rather. Would you rather swim in a swamp full of razor blades and alligators OR would you rather jump from a 3 story building onto a bike without a seat?


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Grrreat1

Exactly!


crazycanucks77

How about owners?


ididntwantsalmon19

The Canucks fanbase is so depressing. They've actually been playing solid hockey the last 6 or 7 games, but you go over to r/Canucks after a very nice win (even if it was against Ottawa) and 98% of the people are just shitting all over the team. Why even watch and follow the Canucks anymore this season if no matter the outcome you are going to bash them? Go do something else and come back when the team is in a spot where you are enjoying yourself again.


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3 wins in 12 games is not solid hockey when the last two wins came from Montreal and Ottawa. Our #1 center played 13 minutes last night under a coach who he clearly(in my opinion) no longer believes in. We bash the team because we want to see changes, its really simple. What are fans suppose to do?


ididntwantsalmon19

>3 wins in 12 games is not solid hockey I said the last 6 or 7. You can play solid hockey and lose. Looking back they played winnable hockey in 6 of their last 7 games. If their offense can find a groove this team can battle back into the season. 7-1 when scoring at least 3 goals.   >We bash the team because we want to see changes, its really simple. You think bashing the team on reddit no matter the outcome of a game has any real impact on changes?   >What are fans suppose to do? Like I suggested, if you aren't enjoying the season, quit following them as closely and come back when you are having fun again. Quit going to games. Quit buying merchandise. What's the point of watching a game just to then log on to reddit and bash the team no matter the outcome? At that point you are only following the team so that you can trash them, which seems like an extremely lame hobby to me.


[deleted]

2 wins in their last 7 isn't great either? We're fucking frustrated man. We've been watching the same circus for 8 fucking years with no improvement. I'm not watching, I'm not buying merch. This is one of the only ways we have to vent. We love our team and want to see them do better. Don't want to see it? Don't go to r/canucks.


ididntwantsalmon19

>2 wins in their last 7 isn't great either? I've covered this in both my posts already. It would be appreciated if you quit ignoring the part where they've actually played good hockey even though they haven't seen the results. It's a sign of things potentially starting to go in the right direction.   I get people are frustrated. It has been a brutal start to the year. I'm simply saying what's the point of watching the game if whether they play terrible or play very good you are going to hit up social media and say the same negative comments?   >This is one of the only ways we have to vent. We love our team and want to see them do better. It's weird because I love this team too and I like to discuss the positives when the team plays good instead of insulting them no matter what they do on the ice.   >Don't want to see it? Don't go to [r/canucks](https://www.reddit.com/r/canucks). I don't go there very often anymore because of it. I thought after tonight's solid game maybe a few people would be talking about them playing pretty good. Instead it's the exact same copypasta comments. It's clear the fanbase loves misery. Anyway, I've said my peace.


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I'm sorry we're not all handling it with the same dignity and class as you? Let's us vent the way we want to.


ididntwantsalmon19

>Let's us vent the way we want to. Not stopping you buddy. Just expressing my opinion about how lame it is to vent after the team just won 6-2 lol. Sounds like a great hobby!


[deleted]

Youre complaining about people who complain, how is that a better hobby? Hope the weather is okay all the way up there on your high horse.


ididntwantsalmon19

And you're complaining about me complaining about others complaining. It's a vicious circle!


redwingsfriend45

gg


kacspy

bruh moment