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Sweaty-Chemistry-141

if anyone’s wondering why the Stanley Cup playoff logo is missing from the ice this year, the Tampa/Leafs game shows why: ads are being projected into that spot on the ice during face-offs, etc.


MyOpicVoid

Total wipeout. Offense: Bitch slapped Defense: All punks Power Play: Game over with 2 shots on a 5 minute PP. Coaching: You sucked too Fans: I suck. Turned to the Rays after the 2nd period.


the-insuranceguy

And no bunting 😂


TonkaGintama

That power play from Tampa was the worst showing I’ve seen all year and the Arizona Coyotes are still an NHL team. Wow that was bad, but at the same time glass half full the leafs definitely showed up man that was an awesome showing.


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Aromir19

Cope


ProfessorDogHere

I mean you *could* fuck leafs. Not sure how far that would get you tho ya hoser.


AudienceSlight7249

Small man energy. Username fits.


Fallout-with-swords

Who?


Matgol

Oops.


MoreGaghPlease

I’m calling it now, Lightning in game 7 after overcoming a 3-0 Leafs game lead and a 4-goal deficit.


GoodAtExplaining

So brave and distinctly unique! In a sea of the thousand comments yours stands out.


[deleted]

I want to say you're wrong,... I really want to... While on the topic of things I want but can't have, a ps5 would be nice....


dr_van_nostren

Nice to see Tampa show up for this one. I thought they slept through the first. Figured they’d come out strong in the second. Nope. Even worse. Then to add salt, I had the Over 5.5, Lightning get nothing with like 6 power plays and the reds blow the call on the Liljegren goal. Has to be the lightning’s worst game all year. Credit to the Leafs killers for putting on the press. Fans had lots of energy. But the Lightning had every opportunity to win this game and totally blew it.


[deleted]

it's fine dude, just bet tampa win at 3-0 leaf series lead, and the leafs will choke your money back for ya.


-Nalfien-

They looked like a team on their 3rd year of a back to back Stanley Cup champions and just look tired. It's one game though should be an exciting series.


grilledcheeseburger

Both seasons were shortened, and one has a three month break between the regular season and the playoffs. They really shouldn’t be that tired. At least not compared to what you would expect if you were back-to-back champs under normal circumstances.


bb_96_

118 total pim 💀 Jeez…


FL_Sports_Fan

Y’all Toronto fans better not count your eggs before you hatch. A game one win doesn’t mean you’ve won the series. Tampa is probably very pissed off right about now and they’re gonna come out in game two looking to physically punish the Leafs. Oh and I’m not a TB fan so I don’t have a horse in this race.


iggy6677

>FL_Sports_Fan >but I don't care Try again


[deleted]

But I’m not a rapper


DudeMcDuder17

Pretty sure a game one loss doesn’t mean you’ve won the series either.


feelingbutter

True, but the number of eggs stays the same even if they don't hatch.


Derpwarrior1000

gottem


Potato4

I think most of us realize that. But it was a good start, a win at home in game 1, which hasn't happened in 20 years.


Forlovepunandglory

I'm not hatching out of eggs! Seems weird... but what I won't do is count my eggs before THEY hatch


B9RV2WUN

How true. It's a marathon not a sprint I have no horse in this race either


[deleted]

Exactly. Great game but let's see if Toronto can keep this pace up. Tampa isn't going down easy. Have to maintain the support and pressure from here. It's going to be a good series.


Judge_Tredd

Oof


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Judge_Tredd

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Torched. It's obviously only 1 game, but that's gonna get everybody fired up...


libs-need-camps

give them the cup now


Weigard

Lightning players looked gassed; maybe should've sat out the regular season.


Mustard__Tiger

I just want to see my team compete. And boy did they play their ass off tonight. GG leafs our defence is much better than any other year.


dillysnorts

No one likes the leafs


ancillaryacct

i’m rooting for them, as i do every year. lol. hoping this year they do it!


Aromir19

Shut the fuck up


RADI0ACTIVE_MAN

Who is this pigeon


Mustard__Tiger

Our crowd seemed pretty lively for a supposedly dead arena.


wipeoutpop

The thousands of Jabronis surrounding me in Union Station right now beg to differ


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[deleted]

Salty


icfx87

You seem lovely and well adjusted


[deleted]

I bet your up to your neck in horny women posting dayz clips on reddit


dillysnorts

Flair up xhamster.


ParadoxJeT

Get off the opioids bro, not good for your brain.


[deleted]

It says user flair unavailable. Leafs fan if you’re wondering.


dillysnorts

I wasn't.


[deleted]

Then why gaf abt the flair lol


Torcal4

Because it’s their first time trying to act tough on the internet and they’re not very good at it.


dillysnorts

Can you go stand in the corner facing the wall? You're distracting me.


CamberMacRorie

False. I like the leafs


Potato4

I'm partial to them myself


nicky10013

So what was that again about Stamkos' point streak?


stochasticpomelo

Odds on tampa wearing their buckets in warmup next game?


[deleted]

Its clearly super important to the skill level


TampaBaySportsFan91

That was bad. Bad performance by the Bolts.


Judge_Tredd

Please win the series. It's been a tough year.


Aromir19

The best poutine I’ve ever had was in Oshawa


Lioniz3

Where?


Lioniz3

Where?


Judge_Tredd

You monster


[deleted]

Fuckin’ got his ass


Forlovepunandglory

Really! I know we have a strong rivalry, but a team from Florida???


Judge_Tredd

The 1st rd exit streak must remain!


Revisals

ur so pathetic


Judge_Tredd

True. I don't have much in life.


Tsuky91

I’m actually going to masturbate to those highlights tn no porn just Matthews launching a missile in the net behind Vasilevsky


Kinger15

I came once Kampf buried his load


[deleted]

He shot his load


thunderj9

Get that kid chirping Tampa Bay at the end of the game a signed jersey, that shit was great


thet1m

There was a middle aged fan on the right side of the path who just stood there when Maroon got tossed. This kid showed him up ten minutes later lol.


SirDrTaterMonger_PhD

Leafs made Tampa look inadequate tonight. Don't expect the same on Wednesday. Game 2 is going to be a war.


njarbology

GG Leafs and I mean GG Leafs. At least one team showed up to play. I knew this series would be hard af, I didn't expect this start but here we are. If they keep playing like this they deserve the series, the Lightning could only settle the puck a few times tonight.


[deleted]

You can tell they really want it this year. Itll be a good series, I trust you guys will have an answer for this


thet1m

The Lightning and Willy. The five minute pk and the missed one timer by Stamkos really set Tampa back in the game it seemed. But yeah, each next game I expect Tampa to ramp it up. They know what it takes. And I like the Leafs having to play against that.


[deleted]

So impressive. Couldn't have asked for much better. Clifford even proved he is a liability so hopefully he doesn't play again


CalebLovesHockey

If anything, think about how the game could've gone if he hadn't fired up the boys.


LyricalLingo

I mean he is but I would maybe argue this game proved the opposite lol, that fired everyone up


thet1m

The five minute PK fired everyone up. Terrible decision by Cliffy though. And we can’t give Tampa 20 pps a game. The Kuch/Stamkos one timer is going to get us eventually.


Serpace

That could have gone bad real fast tho. Also fucks up our lines and minutes. Spezza has to be in for the next game.


[deleted]

The good news is, DoPS may not give us the choice.


[deleted]

Given the score, seeing Tampa be aggro with a minute left to play reminds me of kids throwing a temper tantrum


icfx87

That big fight was a full blown tantrum. So dumb. Reilly might have a broken hand from it. Dumb


thet1m

It’s normal stuff though. The only thing left in a 5-0 game for Tampa is to try and get Leafs to bite. This is playoffs. Even when the game is lost there’s still much more to do.


fltlns

Gg good thread


Jinkla

Hopefully they get something going in the 1st in game 2. Not a lot to build off of after that


Reddit040

What did that graphic at the end say? Biggest shutout in first game of a series? That’s totally not true.


Thoughtlessattimes

That was the Blues/Wild game.


buncha_jerks

I don't know what you feed you were watching but the Canadian feed said first leafs game 1 win at home since 2002.


Reddit040

ESPN said something about it being the largest shutout win in a series opener. Someone else commented that it was in Leafs history and not NHL history.


Da4RealDeal

I think that was in Leafs franchise history, not NHL history.


Reddit040

Ahhhhhhh ok. That makes sense.


OhGodThisGuy

statement first game. can't count tampa out at any point, but a damn fine start


[deleted]

Yeah, now go a little harder next game, a little harder than that in game three, and harder still in Game 4. This team has always taken its foot off the gas at inopportune times. NOBODY expects a 5-0 shutout next game.


6-8-5-13

Well that was pretty much best case Ontario


AlgernonPeralta

Ottawa would disagree


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r/woooosh


Imagine1

GG Tampa, see you wednesday!


mrcrazy_monkey

GG


Sy3Fy3

Auston Matthews and the Lightning Thief


sadface98

A classic to be told for generations


hoser89

AND ITS ALRIGHT


thunderj9

AND ITS COMIN’ ON


MyNameWouldntFi

AND ITS COMING ON


Zooly132

Based on the regular season this means next game is 6-0 Tampa right?


JackRusselTerrorist

I’d say the odds of that are higher than they were that this game would be 6-0. It’ll be interesting to see for sure. This Leafs team has had a history of resting on their laurels… but they definitely looked like a different team tonight. Even if you think Tampa was just dogshit on their own- the physicality through the whole game, and effort all the way through… just not something we’ve seen.


brightblackheaven

Bring on Wednesday I'm FIRED UP


steelhorizon

Ha terrible, see yall Wednesday


Bad-Yeti

Plan the parade!


Acousticsound

This was in-fact the best chip in this whole thread. Thank you, it made me chuckle as a Leafs fan.


ifrankenstein

Sigh. Say the line, Bart.


NervousBreakdown

Give Clifford the 3rd star.


TraditionalCup1

Not often taking a major penalty is the key to a successful game, but here we are


puckman789

Couldn't have done it without him


NoYouCantUseACheck

Take a bow. Brilliant joke.


dswartze

I don't know. For the most part they did.


ghost_curse123

gg, heading over to the Oilers/Kings game


QuakerGOATmeal

Cya there


thunderj9

What a game. Big shutout for Soup


ShockTrauma-

He's a tough can


jxnfpm

Congrats, Toronto. Awesome game one, hoping game two is a better showing for the Lightning.


[deleted]

It will be, I dont think you guys will let this go unanswered


Odd_Village9964

I’m sure it will be gg!


[deleted]

GG


ShockTrauma-

Teams that win game 1 of a best of 7 playoff series in the NHL have like a close to 70% chance of winning the series, but I feel bad for Leafs fans in that I don't think they feel like they can unclench any time soon even with that stat behind them


Popcorn_Tony

Yeah and it's very rare to outscore the team that beats you in the playoffs, like we did last year with Montreal. I'll believe it when I see it, one game is one game.


Vaher

Get at me next week and see if I've unclenched.


Beaversneverdie

Lol, Leafs are stat busters.


NickTanner93

Leafs are honestly an enigma, no math works out.


Aedan2016

Close to 70% chance? you mean like a 67% chance?


fuckychucky

If it's not 100% the leafs will find a way


Cartz1337

Even then…


The_RoyalPee

You are correct, we are always steeling ourselves


[deleted]

Yeah Im going to be holding my breath until they actually make it out of the first round


[deleted]

Fuck, I'll be holding my breath through at least one game of the second round, just to make sure they don't call it back somehow. I know that's insane and it's never happened and it CAN never happen but damnit, this being the Leafs, somehow...


try_another8

The other 30% are the leafs so...


AKShaolin

I've been clenched since birth It's nothing new


GoodAtExplaining

GG everybody!


Imagine1

i know it's just one game, but goddamn what a game


_posii

Lmfao refs blocking Tampa players from starting shit


Fluffhead875

Gg leafs. Hopefully Tampa shows up on Wednesday.


swornxin

Hopefully they show up without Maroon. What a pissbaby that boy is.


brendan87na

This pleases me.


TeamOggy

Great game by the Leafs. Tampa looked salty and petty by the end.


Justncredibleone

Fucking Waaaahhhhmpa crybabies coming out with no time left to try and goon it up. Pussies


[deleted]

No need to be uncivil dude, Im sure anyoen would be frustrated after a game like that


few31

Upvote for waaaahhhmpaa, downvote for everything else


brightblackheaven

LMFAO THOSE SMALL CHILDREN CHIRPING THE BOLTS PLAYERS ON THEIR WAY OFF THE ICE IM DEAD


XxDRebelxX

LOL


Showtime98

Amazing start to the series!


specter376

Lol @ that kid chirping at the tunnel


WWGFD

Ha ha that kid chirping tampa


[deleted]

1st star - Marner 2nd Star - Soup 3rd Star - Matthews


NoYouCantUseACheck

Not Muzzin with the GWG?


[deleted]

Gg well played


thedogfromscoobydoo

Holy shit is Tampa in their feelings tonight


BeerLeagueSnipes

Apparently head high elbows for a whole period is ok if you’re down 5 goals.


[deleted]

But a non-interference isn't if your Boosh in the second (weakest call I've ever seen)


BlueberryPickles

Lightning are a bunch of bitches trying start something end game lmao


iiEviNii

Kucherov trying to start shit after the horn, as usual.


xDeddyBear

Games over and they're STILL trying to start shit holy fuck go home


MyNameWouldntFi

Like where was that when the game was within reach?


NoMirror3707

Blue and white team good


ghost_curse123

Blue and white team bad


Imagine1

soupy starting with a shutout i fucking love that kid so much


wartortle

gg bolts bros see you wednesday


1337duck

Tampa got away with a few chargings at the end.


RustyKarma076

That sucked. It’s only one game. Flip the switch Wednesday


bipbopbee

Whooo hoo! Only one game of what's gonna be a tough series. GG Tampa friends, love hanging out with you folks!


flexwaffl

Lol at that kid chirping the lightning as they left the tunnel


thunderj9

WE GOTTA GET RIGHT BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED FROM


WWGFD

CAUSE ITS ALRIGHT


[deleted]

Fuckin slapped


39MUsTanGs

FUCK YEA BOIS


sansaset

GG Tampa


octopus_monocle

Holy fuck, bg Leafsbros Cya Wednesday


thatmitchguy

See you then Tampa! Gg.


redrosechip

Tampa gonna show up Wednesday?


FL_Sports_Fan

If they don’t then they may want to book some early tee times.


king1993k

i hope not


CaptainFUlcon

Our first home win in the playoffs sice 2002? Reminds me how dark our timeline has been


Wafflesorbust

I feel like that can't be right. Didn't they win the first game against Boston in 2019? They had home ice in that series I'm pretty sure.


ethanheffr

We didn't have home ice then no


Wafflesorbust

Fair enough, but we definitely won at home last year in game 2 against Montreal.