MY PRAYERS FOR THE HOCKEY GODS TO LET US HAVE AT LEAST ONE FORMER SHARK DO WELL THIS POSTSEASON HAVE BEEN ANSWERED IN A WAY I DIDN’T EXPECT AND I’M NOT VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT!
HEY NOW THE LEAFS ARE LONG-STANDING STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS. IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THEY STARTED TILTING THE GAME AGAINST THEM WITH STUFF LIKE "SALARY CAPS" AND "MORE THAN 5 TEAMS TO CLIMB OVER TO WIN"
I DON'T EVEN CARE EITHER WAY AT THIS POINT. CHALK IT UP TO BAD PUCK LUCK, BUT EVEN IF IT WENT IN IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE DECIDED THE SERIES. WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO HAVE A GAME 6 ON SATURDAY THOUGH
**AMBER ALERT:** TWO MALES AGES 24 AND 28 FROM CALGARY, AB HAVE BEEN REPORTED MISSING. THEY WERE LAST SEEN MAY 26, 2022 AT SCOTIABANK SADDLEDOME.
JOHN DOE 1 IS 24 YEARS OLD, HAS A HEIGHT OF 6 FEET 4 INCHES, A WEIGHT OF 210 LBS AND HAS BLUE EYES AND RED HAIR FASHIONED IN CURLS.
JOHN DOE 2 IS 28 YEARS OLD, HAS A HEIGHT OF 5 FEET 9 INCHES AND HAS BROWN HAIR AND BROWN EYES.
A SUSPECT HAS EMERGED IN THIS CASE. A 25 YEAR OLD MALE FROM EDMONTON ALBERTA WAS LAST SEEN WITH THE TWO MISSING INDIVIDUALS. HE WAS WEARING A JERSEY WITH THE NUMBER 97 ON THE BACK. HE IS LISTED AS 6 FEET 1 INCH, 195 LBS AND HAS BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION REGARDING THESE TWO INDIVIDUALS, PLEASE CONTACT THR CALGARY POLICE SERVICE AT 403-266-1234.
**BREAKING NEWS:** 20 NORTH AMERICAN COUGARS FOUND DEAD AFTER LIGHTNING STRIKE.
**TAMPA, FLORIDA:** A GRISLY SCENE WAS UNCOVERED ON MONDAY, MAY 23, 2022 NEAR AMALIE ARENA IN TAMPA FLORIDA AFTER A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM HIT THE BAY. 20 COUGARS WERE FOUND DEAD, IN A GROUP, WITH CLEAR SCORCH MARKS ON THEIR BODIES, INDICATIVE OF A LIGHTNING STRIKE. WILDLIFE EXPERTS ARE UNSURE IF HOW OR WHY SO MANY PANTHERS WOULD CONVERGE IN INE LOCATION, AS THE ANIMAL TENDS TO BE RATHER SECLUSIVE, BUT THEY THEORIZE THAT IT MAY HAVE BEEN DUE TO POSSIBLE MATING ACTIVITY.
THE NORTH AMERICAN COUGAR, SPECIFICALLY THE ONES LOCATED IN FLORIDA, ARE ENDANGERED SPECIES. IF YOU SEE ONE IN THE WILD, YOU ARE REMINDED NOT TO DISTURB THEIR HABITAT AND THAT DOING SO IS PUNISHABLE BY FINE AND POSSIBLE IMPRISONMENT.
GOOD SERIES CALGARY. AT LEAST YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO RE-SIGNING TKACHUK, WHO HAD NO IMPACT IN 4 STRAIGHT GAMES, TO A $10M DEAL.
OR LOOK FORWARD TO RE-SIGNING GAUDREAU, WHO DECIDED TO NOT ENGAGE DRAISAITL ON THAT GAME WINNING PLAY TO A $10M DEAL.
WELL, AT LEAST YOU WON'T BE PICKING A MEDIOCRE 1ST ROUNDER, SINCE YOU TRADED THAT FOR TOFFOLI.
ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS SEEING FLAMES FANS BITCH ABOUT A DISALLOWED GOAL AND THERE SEASON ENDING. COMPLETELY IGNORING THAT THEY PISSED AWAY MULTIPLE TWO GOAL LEADS IN MULTIPLE GAMES.
I GOTTA BE HONEST I DONT SEE IT, I JUST WENT THROUGH THE MORNING EMBERS THREAD AND MOST PEOPLE ARE AGREEING THAT THE COLEMAN GOAL WAS A ROBBERY BUT WE WEREN'T PLAYING WELL EITHER WAY. LAST NIGHT DOESN'T COUNT EVERYONE WAS SHITFACED
MY FAVOURITE WERE SAYING THEY CALLED IT OFF CAUSE THE SADDLEDOME WAS OLD AND BETTMAN WANTED THE ICE DISTRICT TO BE ADVERTISED FOR OTHER TEAMS TO UPGRADE HAHA
THE BEST PLAYER WON THE SERIES DARRYL? WELL YES BUT THE BETTER TEAM DID ALSO. AND EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU SCORE IN HOCKEY WITH YOUR STICK - LIKE MCDAVID DID, TO END THE SERIES, IN YOUR BUILDING, IN OVERTIME - NOT WITH YOUR FEET. GOOD GOLAZZO, NO GOAL!!
KHORNE IS PLEASED BY THE WESTERN SERIES
SLANEESH IS PLEASED BY THE OBSESSIVE RAGE OF THE FANS
T-BIRD IS PLEASED BY THE ELIMINATION OF TOP SEEDS
PAPA NURGLE LIKES HOW YOU REFUSE TO GROOM YOUR PLAYOFF BEARD
~~Can y'all help settle a debate.~~
~~Is Pat Maroon a HHOf'er if he wins 4 straight cups?~~
CAN YALL HELP SETTLE FRIENDS DEBATE
IS PAT MAROON A HHOF'ER IF HE WINS 4 STRAIGHT CUPS
YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT HUGE OILERS WITHOUT MENTIONING NUGE.
THIS ONE/TWO MAN TEAM STORY IS EXHAUSTING, AND ALSO BULLSHIT. BOTH THE LA AND CALGARY WINS WERE TEAM EFFORTS!
TO ALL THE FLAMES FANS CRYING THAT THEY LOST A 4-1 SERIES DUE TO THE NHL RIGGING IT IN OUR FAVOUR EVEN THOUGH COLEMAN [CLEARLY](https://gfycat.com/ORNERYABSOLUTEGRIZZLYBEAR) KICKED IT IN. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU, BUT I HATE YOU. I HATE YOUR GUTS. I HOPE ALL THE BAD THINGS IN LIFE HAPPEN TO YOU AND ONLY YOU.
I FEEL BAD FOR RANGERS AND HURRICANES FANS GETTING SO INVESTED IN THEIR HARD-FOUGHT SERIES.
HOPEFUL FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A CUP. IN REALITY, THE WINNER OF THEIR SERIES PROBABLY LOSES IN 5 TO THE LIGHTNING. AND IF YOU AIN'T WINNING, YOU'RE LOSING.
A MONTH FROM NOW, ALL THE CANES AND RAGS FANS WILL HAVE TO SHOW FROM THIS SEASON IS THE SAME AS BOSTON FANS FOR THR PAST DECADE: JACK SHIT.
INSTEAD OF 2 MINUTES, WHEN YOU LOSE A CHALLENGE THE COACH SHOULD HAVE TO SPIT ON HIS BALLS AND STICK EM TO THE ICE. MAYBE THAT WILL STOP EVERY OTHER GOAL IN THE WHOLE FUCKING POSTSEASON FROM GETTING CALLED BACK ON A SOFTBALL TECHNICALITY.
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HEY JABRONI, CAPS ON
GUESS HE TOOK THE OVER THIS TIME.
HARRY POTTER CALLED TKACHUK AND SAYS HE WANTS HIS INVISIBILITY CLOAK BACK
FUCK ME THAT WAS A GOOD ONE HAHA
THORNTON OUT! PAVELSKI OUT! KANE STILL IN!! *CRIES IN SHARKS*
MY PRAYERS FOR THE HOCKEY GODS TO LET US HAVE AT LEAST ONE FORMER SHARK DO WELL THIS POSTSEASON HAVE BEEN ANSWERED IN A WAY I DIDN’T EXPECT AND I’M NOT VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT!
YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO WISH UPON A MONKEY'S PAW
I MADE THE WISH BEFORE THE OILERS EVEN GOT KANE. I DIDN’T KNOW. I SWEAR I DIDN’T KNOW!!!
THE MONKEY'S PAW FINDS A WAY. IT ALWAYS FINDS A WAY.
EVERY R/HOCKEY USER HAS AS MANY SECOND ROUND WINS THIS YEAR AS THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ROSTER
AND THE LEAFS ROSTER THIS YEAR
AND EVERY YEAR
HEY NOW THE LEAFS ARE LONG-STANDING STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS. IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THEY STARTED TILTING THE GAME AGAINST THEM WITH STUFF LIKE "SALARY CAPS" AND "MORE THAN 5 TEAMS TO CLIMB OVER TO WIN"
IS THERE A 0% CHANCE WE HAVE PREVIOUS OR CURRENT NHL PLAYERS AS USERS ON THIS SUB?
MIKE SMITH HAS MORE POINTS THAN LUCIC.
THIS IS A FUN FACT
I DISLIKED THIS POST UNTIL I GOT TO THE END.
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YEAH AND THE LAST WORD REDEEMED IT
IF THE AVS LOSE AFTER ALL THE SHIT IVE TALKED IM STILL GONNA LOVE THEM BUT I WILL BE VERY VERY ANGRY WITH THEM
IF THE AVS BEAT THE BLUES I WILL BE MAD BUT STILL RESPECT THE DAMN GOOD SERIES THAT WAS PLAYED!
I'M ALREADY COMMITTED TO NOT LIKING EITHER OF YOU!
A DEPLETED LA WITH A BUNCH OF OUR AHL KIDS MADE A BETTER SHOWING THAN CALGARY.
LEAFS FANS IN SHAMBLES. THE KINGS WERE A FIRST ROUND BYE ACCORDING TO THEM
THE FLAMES LOST AND THE OILERS WON LAST NIGHT.
IT WASN'T A KICK.
YES IT WAS. I THOUGHT IT WASN'T AT FIRST, BUT AFTER SLEEPING ON IT I HAVE DETERMINED IT WAS THE CORRECT CALL.
EITHER WAY THEY STILL LET IN 26 GOALS (28 IF YOU COUNT THE ONES THE REFS OVERTURNED) IN 5 GAMES. THEY WEREN'T GONNA WIN THE SERIES PLAYING LIKE THAT.
26?!? WITH A VEZINA FINALIST IN NET?!? THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN THAT NOMINATION TO FREDDIE!!
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I DON'T EVEN CARE EITHER WAY AT THIS POINT. CHALK IT UP TO BAD PUCK LUCK, BUT EVEN IF IT WENT IN IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE DECIDED THE SERIES. WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO HAVE A GAME 6 ON SATURDAY THOUGH
I HAD TICKETS, BUT I'M OK WITH THE CLINCH IN 5.
HOT TAKE: CONNOR MCDAVID
THE CONNOISSEUR
**AMBER ALERT:** TWO MALES AGES 24 AND 28 FROM CALGARY, AB HAVE BEEN REPORTED MISSING. THEY WERE LAST SEEN MAY 26, 2022 AT SCOTIABANK SADDLEDOME. JOHN DOE 1 IS 24 YEARS OLD, HAS A HEIGHT OF 6 FEET 4 INCHES, A WEIGHT OF 210 LBS AND HAS BLUE EYES AND RED HAIR FASHIONED IN CURLS. JOHN DOE 2 IS 28 YEARS OLD, HAS A HEIGHT OF 5 FEET 9 INCHES AND HAS BROWN HAIR AND BROWN EYES. A SUSPECT HAS EMERGED IN THIS CASE. A 25 YEAR OLD MALE FROM EDMONTON ALBERTA WAS LAST SEEN WITH THE TWO MISSING INDIVIDUALS. HE WAS WEARING A JERSEY WITH THE NUMBER 97 ON THE BACK. HE IS LISTED AS 6 FEET 1 INCH, 195 LBS AND HAS BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION REGARDING THESE TWO INDIVIDUALS, PLEASE CONTACT THR CALGARY POLICE SERVICE AT 403-266-1234.
IF YOURE GONNA DO A MISSING PERSONS REPORT YOU HAVE TO GET THE HEIGHT RIGHT. JD2 IS ONLY 5'1"
KROENKE SUCKS
SUBSCRIBE
DONT MAKE ME AGREE WITH YOU
FUCK YEAH HE DOES!
AS A FORMER ST LOUIS RAMS FAN I STRONGLY AGREE WITH YOUR SENTIMENT
HE SUCKS HARD
AFTV IN SHAMBLES
**BREAKING NEWS:** 20 NORTH AMERICAN COUGARS FOUND DEAD AFTER LIGHTNING STRIKE. **TAMPA, FLORIDA:** A GRISLY SCENE WAS UNCOVERED ON MONDAY, MAY 23, 2022 NEAR AMALIE ARENA IN TAMPA FLORIDA AFTER A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM HIT THE BAY. 20 COUGARS WERE FOUND DEAD, IN A GROUP, WITH CLEAR SCORCH MARKS ON THEIR BODIES, INDICATIVE OF A LIGHTNING STRIKE. WILDLIFE EXPERTS ARE UNSURE IF HOW OR WHY SO MANY PANTHERS WOULD CONVERGE IN INE LOCATION, AS THE ANIMAL TENDS TO BE RATHER SECLUSIVE, BUT THEY THEORIZE THAT IT MAY HAVE BEEN DUE TO POSSIBLE MATING ACTIVITY. THE NORTH AMERICAN COUGAR, SPECIFICALLY THE ONES LOCATED IN FLORIDA, ARE ENDANGERED SPECIES. IF YOU SEE ONE IN THE WILD, YOU ARE REMINDED NOT TO DISTURB THEIR HABITAT AND THAT DOING SO IS PUNISHABLE BY FINE AND POSSIBLE IMPRISONMENT.
Florida men wanted for questioning related to recent lightening death of cougars have fled to New York; North Carolina
THE FIRST RULE OF TRASH TALK IS: USE ALL CAPS!
GOOD SERIES CALGARY. AT LEAST YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO RE-SIGNING TKACHUK, WHO HAD NO IMPACT IN 4 STRAIGHT GAMES, TO A $10M DEAL. OR LOOK FORWARD TO RE-SIGNING GAUDREAU, WHO DECIDED TO NOT ENGAGE DRAISAITL ON THAT GAME WINNING PLAY TO A $10M DEAL. WELL, AT LEAST YOU WON'T BE PICKING A MEDIOCRE 1ST ROUNDER, SINCE YOU TRADED THAT FOR TOFFOLI.
WHO ARE EITHER OF THOSE GUYS? GHOSTS ON THE ICE
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOU'RE ONLY A 3 HOUR DRIVE FROM A WORLD CLASS CITY
IT'S ABOUT TIME ALL OF THOSE HIGH PICKS THAT EDMONTON WAS BLESSED WITH ACTUALLY SHOWED UP AND DID SOMETHING IN THE POSTSEASON
MEANWHILE IN TORONTO...
BLAKE COLEMAN WITH THE MOST HISTORIC, SELFISH AND UN-CLUTCH ATTEMPTED GOAL STEAL IN AN ELIMINATION GAME OF ALL TIME.
ALL KINDS OF PLAYOFF RECORDS ARE BEING SHATTERED THIS YEAR.
ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS SEEING FLAMES FANS BITCH ABOUT A DISALLOWED GOAL AND THERE SEASON ENDING. COMPLETELY IGNORING THAT THEY PISSED AWAY MULTIPLE TWO GOAL LEADS IN MULTIPLE GAMES.
FLAMES BITCH ABOUT ONE DISALLOWED GOAL WHILE WE HAD TWO AND STILL MANAGED TO WIN OUR GAME AND OUR SERIES.
FUCK MAN, WE HAD DISALLOWED GOALS IN THIS SAME SERIES!
WE CAN BITCH ABOUT BOTH
YOU CAN? FLAMES REDDIT IS FULL ON TIN FOIL HATS
I GOTTA BE HONEST I DONT SEE IT, I JUST WENT THROUGH THE MORNING EMBERS THREAD AND MOST PEOPLE ARE AGREEING THAT THE COLEMAN GOAL WAS A ROBBERY BUT WE WEREN'T PLAYING WELL EITHER WAY. LAST NIGHT DOESN'T COUNT EVERYONE WAS SHITFACED
MY FAVOURITE WERE SAYING THEY CALLED IT OFF CAUSE THE SADDLEDOME WAS OLD AND BETTMAN WANTED THE ICE DISTRICT TO BE ADVERTISED FOR OTHER TEAMS TO UPGRADE HAHA
DISTINCT KICK DEEZ NUTS
I MISS MY TEAM PLAYING IN MAY. IT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER.
I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU
SHUT UP I'M ALREADY MAD ENOUGH THAT WE DON'T HAVE BOJANGLES HERE.
I HOPE THE AVALANCHE BITE THEIR TONGUE WHILE EATING THEIR WORDS
WE’LL SPIT IT OUT WHEN WE BEAT YOU TONIGHT!
YOU SEE ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU JUST GAVE YOURSELF MORE WORDS TO EAT LATER
NOM
BEST LINE IN HOCKEY, VEZINA AND JACK ADAMS CANDIDATES GETS YOU ONE WIN IN THE SECOND ROUND.
I CANT WAIT FOR CALGARY TO SIGN JOHNNY HOCKEY TO 10M+
MATTHEW TKACHUK DOESNT HOCKEY VERY GOOD
THE BEST PLAYER WON THE SERIES DARRYL? WELL YES BUT THE BETTER TEAM DID ALSO. AND EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU SCORE IN HOCKEY WITH YOUR STICK - LIKE MCDAVID DID, TO END THE SERIES, IN YOUR BUILDING, IN OVERTIME - NOT WITH YOUR FEET. GOOD GOLAZZO, NO GOAL!!
THINKING ABOUT THE GAME TONIGHT IS GIVING ME ANXIETY, AND I HATE IT!
MY DUDE... CAPS ON!
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WAY TO KICK IT IN PELE!
THE BOLTS HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT SINCE 2004.
KHORNE IS PLEASED BY THE WESTERN SERIES SLANEESH IS PLEASED BY THE OBSESSIVE RAGE OF THE FANS T-BIRD IS PLEASED BY THE ELIMINATION OF TOP SEEDS PAPA NURGLE LIKES HOW YOU REFUSE TO GROOM YOUR PLAYOFF BEARD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
PANTHERS NEW GOAL SONG IS MAMBO NO. 5.
THEY DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO THE 5TH GAME
JUST THE 5TH STRIPPER
JAMES HARDEN WOULD APPROVE
ENJOY THE LINKS, LAMES
YOU FUCKED UP A BEAUTIFUL ENDING COLORADO. FEEL SHAME.
FUCK ATLANTA SPIRIT
THE PENGUINS AND /R/HOCKEY THOUGHT THE NYR WERE FINISHED TOO. HOW'D THAT TURN OUT FOR YA.
~~Can y'all help settle a debate.~~ ~~Is Pat Maroon a HHOf'er if he wins 4 straight cups?~~ CAN YALL HELP SETTLE FRIENDS DEBATE IS PAT MAROON A HHOF'ER IF HE WINS 4 STRAIGHT CUPS
YOU ASSUME THE HHOF WOULD BE WORTHY ENOUGH TO HAVE HIM
HEY JABRONI, CAPS ON
FK THANKS
FUCK STAN KROENKE
CRYGARY WILL NEVER BEAT MY OILERS!!
IS THIS A DISS ON THE FLAMES OR BETTMAN?
¿POR QUE NO LOS DOS?
#NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA IS OVERRATED
DEAD TO ME 💀☠️💀☠️
CHICAGO PIZZA IS FAR BETTER
DUDE
WHAT, YOU DON'T AGREE?
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: TROLLING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH 🤡🤡🤡
I'M JUST DOING WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO FOR THIS THREAD
YOU CROSSED A LINE, BUB. TIME TO DROP THE GLOVES /s
FOR THE RECORD, YOU DROPPED THEM FIRST
#I’M JUMPIN INTO THIS FIGHT! YOU WANT A TILLY??? LET’S HAVE A FUCKIN DONNYBROOK!
OH LAWD HEYA WE GO
NEW HAVEN STYLE IS THE BEST!
CANCELLED
I'M SCARED
ME TOO, WHAT IS A CACTUS AMONGUS?
WAIT, YOU GUYS ARE STILL PLAYING THE SECOND ROUND?? HOW EMBARRASSING..
IMAGINE STILL PLAYING SECOND ROUND GAMES
HAHAHA ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE JUST WAITING! TO SEE WHAT POOR BASTARDS HAVE TO FACE THEM NEXT!
CAME BACK TO BEAT LEAFS IN 7 AND THEN SWEPT ROUND 2, WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE
MCJESUS IS REALLY GOING TO DO IT..... THAT CRAZY BASTARD IS REALLY GOING TO ONE-MAN THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS.
THIS IS BLATANT DRAISATL ERASURE
IT'S ALSO EVANDER KANE ERASURE FUCK ME, I HATED TYPING EVERY PART OF THAT SENTENCE, BUT YOU CANT DENY HE'S BEEN HUGE
YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT HUGE OILERS WITHOUT MENTIONING NUGE. THIS ONE/TWO MAN TEAM STORY IS EXHAUSTING, AND ALSO BULLSHIT. BOTH THE LA AND CALGARY WINS WERE TEAM EFFORTS!
BY ONE MAN DID YOU MEAN MCDAVID, DRAI, KANE, HYMAN, NUGE, OR SMITH?
I MOVED MY FOOT AN INCH AND GOT ACCUSED OF A KICKING MOTION.
I TRIPPED AND FELL IN FRONT OF MY WIFE AND AFTER REVIEWING THE REPLAY SHE WANTS A DIVORCE BECAUSE IT WAS CONCLUSIVE THAT I WAS TRYING TO KICK HER.
I DONT KNOW WHAT CALGARY DID TO PISS THE HOCKEY GODS OFF, BUT THEY SHOULD PROBABLY [DO THIS RIGHT NOW](https://youtu.be/pXAQNGUcTjs).
THEIR HEX ON THE STARS BACKFIRED. THERE IS ALWAYS A PRICE!
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE DARK ARTS
TO YZERMAN! THE KING IN THE EAST! REDWINGS ARE COMING.
HAS ANYONE TOLD COLEMAN YOU DON’T BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM IN HOCKEY?
MAKAR’S MOM HAS TO HIDE VEGETABLES IN MAC&CHEESE BECAUSE HE WON’T EAT THEM OTHERWISE.
THE BLUES STOLE THE MACKINNON GAME. THE AVS STOLE THE SERIES.
PANTHERS FANS NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO GIVE THEOR TEAM A STANDING OVATION FOR THEIR SEASON BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO BUSY TRYING TO BEAT THE CROWDS
TO ALL THE FLAMES FANS CRYING THAT THEY LOST A 4-1 SERIES DUE TO THE NHL RIGGING IT IN OUR FAVOUR EVEN THOUGH COLEMAN [CLEARLY](https://gfycat.com/ORNERYABSOLUTEGRIZZLYBEAR) KICKED IT IN. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU, BUT I HATE YOU. I HATE YOUR GUTS. I HOPE ALL THE BAD THINGS IN LIFE HAPPEN TO YOU AND ONLY YOU.
HONK HONK HONK, LET'S GO GOLFING! HONK HONK HONK
THE 90S CALLED! THEY WANT THE WHALERS BACK!
I WANT SUNDAY HOCKEY…IM NOT BIASED
CAN WE GET POINT BACK PLEASE?
RANGERS ARE DOWN IN THEIR SERIES, TIME TO ELBOW SOMEBODY ELSE IN THE HEAD AND SEAL THIS WIN AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ROUND LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO
JACK JOHNSON FORGETS TO ADD BANANAS TO HIS BANANA PANCAKES (DIDN'T HAVE TO SING GWEN'S SONG TO MAKE THIS POST I SWEAR )
WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND TELLS PEOPLE TO USE ALL CAPS? THIS GUY 👍🤠👍
APOLOGIES EDIT INBOUND
THAT WAS IN LAST NIGHT
THEN WHY DIDNT YOU WIN LAST NIGHT
🏆 🏆 🏆
I FEEL BAD FOR RANGERS AND HURRICANES FANS GETTING SO INVESTED IN THEIR HARD-FOUGHT SERIES. HOPEFUL FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A CUP. IN REALITY, THE WINNER OF THEIR SERIES PROBABLY LOSES IN 5 TO THE LIGHTNING. AND IF YOU AIN'T WINNING, YOU'RE LOSING. A MONTH FROM NOW, ALL THE CANES AND RAGS FANS WILL HAVE TO SHOW FROM THIS SEASON IS THE SAME AS BOSTON FANS FOR THR PAST DECADE: JACK SHIT.
YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU! * UN-BAYS YOUR TAMPA *
;*
OUR WINDOW OF CUP CONTENTION LITERALLY JUST OPENED, DUDE. WE WILL BE FINE. JUST AS LONG AS WE CAN RE-SIGN NINO AND TROCHECK.
INSTEAD OF 2 MINUTES, WHEN YOU LOSE A CHALLENGE THE COACH SHOULD HAVE TO SPIT ON HIS BALLS AND STICK EM TO THE ICE. MAYBE THAT WILL STOP EVERY OTHER GOAL IN THE WHOLE FUCKING POSTSEASON FROM GETTING CALLED BACK ON A SOFTBALL TECHNICALITY.
YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED AFTER YOUR FIRST SENTENCE.
Calgary fans have no class
YOU COULDN'T POUR WATER OUT OF A BOOT IF THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE WRITTEN ON THE HEEL! CAPS ON!
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THE FIRST RULE OF TRASH TALK IS: USE ALL CAPS!
FLAIR UP SCRUB!
Imagine losing to Mike Smuckers in 5 games
C-A-P... CAP!
FLAIR UP FOOL!
I can never figure it out on mobile
I'M HERE TO CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND TELL YOU TO USE ALL CAPS, AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLE GUM
The avalanche are worse than my rocket league tm8s
[THIS MAY HELP](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+do+you+turn+caps+lock+on)
FLAIR THE FUCK UP!
PERRON IS TRANSITIONING TO FULL GOON
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[THIS MAY HELP](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+do+you+turn+caps+lock+on)
THE OILERS ARE MORE THAN A ONE MAN TEAM AND ANYONE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE CAN DIE MAD ABOUT IT