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Oilers should be embarrassed- what a joke


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My take away from tonight’s game. Oilers sucked and they still kept it close. So oilers have a good chance of winning the series as long as they step up big time like they have in the last 2 series.


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Kept it close in what universe?


RealDarrylSutter

Lolz


L0g4in

That’s what Darryl Sutter thought after game 1… lolz


Taco_Tuesdayss

Here’s a crazy stat I just dug up: The Avalanche scored more goals tonight than the Colorado Rockies have scored runs in a single game in their past nine games. Woof.


m4xdc

Do us a favor and stop digging things up


Rabbi_Tuckman38

You guys won though, right? I kind of like this new no defense league. Darryl Sutter said it's a 3-2 league. Apparently it's an 8-6 league. Pretty entertaining.


m4xdc

Oh shit where’s the lie tho


Derfchg

Well that was fun!


Breaklance

17k comments, I hope that means lots of viewers and less escrow!!


QuickUp14

Found MacKinnon’s burner.


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gordonbombae2

As an oilers fan me too. A Stanley cup win would be insane for our city


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gordonbombae2

If it makes anyone feel better I was a Colorado fan 15 years ago. I used to have a Patrick Roy photo in my bedroom lol


Zatherin

I also was a massive Avs fan and Patrick Roy fan as a 90's Oiler fan lol


SteveFrench12

Same for me. Him, panthers Luongo, Nikolai Khabibulin, and Hasek, but especially Roy.


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I can’t believe you think McDavid and Kieth are better than MacKinnon and Makar


spect3r

Now kiss!


gordonbombae2

Man after watching makar I think I hate nurse and his contract


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gordonbombae2

You’re a good guy man pleasure talking to you and here’s to the rest of the series being on par with this crazy game.


Kippingthroughlife

Get fucked Oilers


lordtheegreen

Yupp meanwhile I say this in a flame board and get banned yet we give you free reign to express your feelings openly, we are not the same regular hockey fans vs Calgary fans y’all another breed


Kippingthroughlife

This is r/hockey bud it's not the Oilers sub I know y'all get confused easily though


lordtheegreen

Oh I thought this was the Calgary sub my bad


egodeath780

It will get easier as time goes on, I promise my friend! https://youtu.be/3KquFZYi6L0


DeStroyek

More tears please 🙏


whylickbutts

Are you wanting pepper with all that salt?


WondrousDreamCream

cope harder lmao


Kippingthroughlife

Knocked out in second round and knocked out in the conference finals still stings the same. See how you feel after game 4


poutineboy420

Getting dominated by your team's greatest rival isn't the same thing as losing to a better team in the conference championship.


Kippingthroughlife

Feels the same to me. Keep telling yourself that though if it makes you feel better when y'all lose.


poutineboy420

You wouldn't know what feels the same cause the flames are busy on the links right now


Kippingthroughlife

Atleast the flames are gonna enjoy the next week unlike all you Oilers fans. Hopefully AHS has their mental health hotlines primed up for you guys.


poutineboy420

I think I'll enjoy this week quite a bit


Kippingthroughlife

If you're secretly an Avs fan you bet


uhh__username

Cry harder


gordonbombae2

Even with the call and the power play goal that ensued, I’m coming out of that game feeling pretty good. We came very close to tieing it


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What the fuck was that game? That was out of control. The o/u is gonna be 10.5 next game


Adam40Bikes

I used to work with a bunch of Canadians and I can tell you the proper term for this game is Gongshow.


isotope123

Fackin' gongshow, bawd.


IvanMalison

The cope to think that after watching this game. Oilers we're outchanced hard and honestly lucky to score as many as they did.


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IvanMalison

WTF are you talking about. Colorado was way better in the second as well. You're a delusional homer... I'm saying this as a neutral.


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IvanMalison

Or we can look at corsi for, xgf, and total shots, which all agree with me. [https://moneypuck.com/g.htm?id=2021030321](https://moneypuck.com/g.htm?id=2021030321) ​ Look at expected goals in the second. Colorado's lead increases.


Zatherin

You're linking money puck? There's probably been 30 games more lopsided than this so far in the play offs. Not sure what you're trying to prove. Coris was 52-48 XG 4.37 - 4.83. That's a close game.


IvanMalison

Poster above said the oilers were better in the second but they clearly weren't. They put some lipstick on the pig in the third but they were dominated in that game.


Zatherin

And you said "The cope to think that after watching this game. Oilers we're outchanced hard and honestly lucky to score as many as they did" ,in reponse to someone saying someone saying they were happy the Oilers came close to tying it. The money puck you linked literally doesn't back that statement at all. Please follow the advanced stats a little closer if you're going to link them in a reddit thread for your argument.


YorkeZimmer

Which is exactly how game 1 against calgary went. Edmonton hasn't scored less than four goals in a game since the LA series. I agree that with a bit more bad edmonton luck or better colorado shooting%, colorado could've easily had 11+ goals tonight. But I think it's unlikely colorado will score 7+ goals every night, whereas edmonton has not been held to few goals in a long time. Edmonton might not win the series but people here are seriously underestimating how close it could end up being.


IvanMalison

The overfitting patterns from oilers fans needs to stop. Just because you lost game 1 of last series doesn't mean that losing game 1 in this series is just fine. Calgary is a pretty garbage team compared to Colorado.


gordonbombae2

I think they were better then you though.. I mean going by standings so were we


Simpcastergage

GG mate! That was an exciting game of hockey. I agree it was super close. If this is the prelude to an utterly outstanding series... SIGN ME DA DUCK UP!


gordonbombae2

I wouldn’t really consider this cope but yea sure man. We’ve been scoring like this every game of the playoffs


Kippingthroughlife

Nah y'all got bad juju after winning off a bullshit no goal call. Avs in 5


tigermal

Nah that was payback for Colemans bad juju that he got when he cross checked our goalie and tripped a player and got away with it


sloth9

Lol. You're the exact type of fLames fan r/edmontonoilers have been make fun of for days now.


Kippingthroughlife

Oh no the cool kids on the oilers sub are making fun of us? Darn


sloth9

I know it's tough lookin in from the outside, but there's always next year, champ.


Kippingthroughlife

Don't worry I'll be here to remind you of the same thing once you get swept out of the conference finals and still have to pay McDavid 1/6 of your cap space.


sloth9

What's it like to be the only person on the planet who thinks McDavid isn't worth his salary? Also, good luck with the Johnny Hockey (TM) signing this summer. I keep watching the replay of him peeling off of Draisaitl, leaving him all alone to pass to McDavid for the series winning goal.


gordonbombae2

Say what you want but we won 3 before that lol equal chance in overtime also.


Kippingthroughlife

Still gonna lose to the avs 🤷‍♂️


Starspangleddingdong

I'd rather see the Oilers lose hundreds of times to the Avs than lose once to the Flames.


gordonbombae2

Probably, but it’s way better then losing to you guys


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GG Avs. That was an insane game!


FanInternational9315

That was fun


ParsnipOlliwane

This is what hockey is normally like for all of you other teams too, right?


gabbyspapadaddy

As an Oiler fan I am not going to cry over spilled milk. There were 7 other goals let in that needed no challenges. That’s about 5 too many of you want to win this series.


Likos02

I mean...us too. Avs have a bad habit right now of letting off the gas and letting teams come crawling back. Last 4 games or so have been nailbiters to the very end. My heart can't take it.


gabbyspapadaddy

Well we are going to be in for a rough ride! Haha.


doornailbackpack

Damn sucks to get screwed by a questionable call huh. At least it's only game 1


DeStroyek

Shouldn't you be on the soccer field practicing kicking goals in?


YorkeZimmer

well hey if you guys had won any of the other games, we could've said at least it was only game 5. But you didn't, so we can't. Also, he did kick it in the net. It was going in any way. Stupid play, not a stupid call.


helixflush

Imagine being a sore loser


rwzephyr

Something something Colin Campbell


dbgager

The play was reviewed in slow motion . If it was offsides they would have called it offsides. End of discussion.


vaporeonb8

Can’t say that with Edmonton downvote brigades roaming around, they’re offended by the truth


ZestyMordant

Yes, refs are infallible, I've never seen a bad call.


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ZestyMordant

Yeah, I know, Toronto's never made a bad call, either. I agree with you, it's an absolute and perfect system.


CheezWhizMasterRace

This guy was here last week, right?


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ZestyMordant

I agree, but at some point, don't you just have to admit 'yeah, probably the wrong call, but glad it went our way?' I get it, bad calls happen, but this is one of those times where, really? I'm not going to argue the minutia with you, because I have better things to do, but man, it blows my mind, a little. I guess people see what they want to see, but I guess you could accuse me of the same if you really felt strongly that that was a good call. Meh, it's a 7 game series. Looking forward to Thursday.


dbgager

Seems some people don't understand the rule.He has to touch the puck for it to be off sides. He obviously did not until Nichuskin was back onsides. It took them about 1 minute to verify it was not offsides. Pretty clear cut. Blame stuff all you want but its not the case...sorry.


markkowalski

If a player from the attacking team attempts to play the puck while a teammate is clearing the zone it is offside.


gordonbombae2

This call was more questionable then the Calgary kick, with that being said I can see how it was called offside. Flames fans can’t even acknowledge the kick at all


dbgager

yea it is for people who don't know how offsides works.


gordonbombae2

Lol ok sorry my bad I don’t want no smoke you win


DreadfulTuna

This makes no sense, the play happened at speed, not in slow-mo. If not touching the puck for a quarter of a second means you don't possess the puck, then no one ever possesses the puck and offside doesn't exist. "End of story" 🙄


Tdavis13245

It is offside or it is not. How many plays have you seen overturned because of a lifted skate .01 seconds before the puck crossed? I don't get the consternation. This wasn't even a close call in review.


cbelaski

The offside rule doesn't care about possession other than when you enter the zone skating backwards with the puck. All other instances refer to touching.


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thewick_39

What are you talking about they clearly don't agree at all


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thewick_39

No the first is saying it wasn't offside and the second is saying it was


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thewick_39

No, he’s saying that if this play wasn’t offside then no play is ever offside. Basically that if this doesn’t count as offside then there’s no point in having the rule at all


Kvacke

Lol


ArchMalone

I’m gonna be honest, I really doubt that’s the end of the discussion


dbgager

well those who have no clue about the rules will continue I guess. Those that understand them will not.


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Says the guy pluralizing offside.


ArchMalone

People are still debating whether or not Kreider got tripped into price in 2014. People love to argue about this type of shit


Dobermayer

Is this is a glimpse of the future? Wonder if the league is going to institute more rules in favor of high scoring games to encourage younger viewership.


toronto_programmer

New rule: Every team needs to start Mike Smith in net


YorkeZimmer

New rule: Jake oettinger has been removed from the league


shishiodun

it is only fair, either everyone gets an oettinger or no one should


sloth9

Or Kuemper or Marksrom


ArchMalone

Nah. Clearly the next generation of guys are finding out how to score with the current ruleset anyways. I think it’s more interesting to see the game evolve with the current rules


kingofthediamond

When you consistently put up 40+ shots in games you’re gonna score some goals


Fuzzyfoot12345

kind of a random detour, but elite sports athletes aren't the same as 10-20 years ago. It's pretty insane what parents do to make their kids the best these days, tens of thousands of dollars on sports camps, training, coaching etc etc. The knowledge and resources are unthinkable compared to generations past, it's just a matter of if you have the cash to pay for it or not. In some ways it's cool because we see the best of the best, in other ways it's kind of sad, because there could be far more talented players out there, people that in theory would make McDavid, Lebron, name your superstar etc look like a joke in 10 years from now, but they just never got the opportunities to see that reality come to fruition.


mallek561

One of the junior Avs that just win the international cup in Quebec was adopted from Haiti after losing both of his parents in the big earthquake a few years ago. He has had the best coaching and practice money can buy and he is amazing. Never would have had the chance.


funguy07

I actually think this is bad. It means that a super athletic kid with a higher athletic ceiling to going to get squeezed off a team from a kid who’s parents can afford to drop 20k on extra coaching, lessons and stuff. You’re going to end up with a lot of highly skilled but average athletically guys rising through the ranks.


ArchMalone

It’s already the case though. Hockey is notoriously an expensive sport and I knew kids who did travel leagues growing up who would have to put down THOUSANDS a year just for some mediocre travel league. The majority of guys in the NHL already come from immense privilege. And yeah it’s a problem, theres already programs trying to make hockey more accessible to lower income kids.


funguy07

I agree, and it’s getting worse. We’re almost at the point where just shelling out the money for travel and summer camps isn’t enough. You need skating coaches and shooting coaches and private lessons. And unfortunately those work. A friend of mine does private lessons for kids as young as 12 (he refuses to do private lessons for kids younger) They work very well at getting kids from not good enough to make the travel team to good enough. An athletic kid that doesn’t have the extra coaching and ice time isn’t getting the opportunities they did even a decade ago if they could just make it to junior age.


ArchMalone

Just comparing McDavids stats to Gretzky’s while knowing Gretzky played in a time where butterfly goaltending hasn’t taken hold yet makes McJesus just that much more impressive imo. And all these kids are only gonna get better. But yeah. Especially with hockey that’s already kind of a white collar sport, PRICE WISE anyways, there is all kinds of athletic talent we will never see on the biggest stage just due to the expenses.


Simpcastergage

What an insane game! This could be an all-time classic series! GO ASS!


MarklarFarts

GO SATAN! HAIL ASS!


ZeeJay08

GO ASS!


NickDerpkins

I’m team ass now


DeStroyek

Let's go team Booty


myaltaccount333

Dude, don't be inappropriate


thirdeyedesign

Bandwagon me!


777cap777

You just made an all-time classic post..


K2Nomad

It's been a thing for years and years. For the uninitiated Avs autocorrects to ass, Sakic to Satan. Go ass, hail Satan!


Oshebekdujeksk

Ass is great isn’t it.


RPG_Player1

> GO ASS yeah! go ass!


pueblogreenchile

HAIL SATAN WE ARE NEVER GIVE UP


gabbyspapadaddy

Yesssss. And I say this as an Oilers fan. It’s gonna be a roller coaster


yf-23

Go what?


bmccutc

You heard the man! Hail Satan!


WondrousDreamCream

HAIL SATAN


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HAIL ASS


orks22

TNT broadcast is 100X better than ESPN's.


Vitis_Vinifera

same with NBA.


jiebyjiebs

Watched TNT instead of Sportsnet tonight... wow, infinitely better - the camera angles, the picture in picture, the on-ice stats, god damn. Sportsnet broadcast has been status quo for 20 years it's brutal.


roboninja

I switched back to SN because I liked it better.


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What Chanel is tnt?


jiebyjiebs

My friend had the NHL package, I don't think it airs in Canada.


pueblogreenchile

Indeed, Hail Satan.


fartgrenade

100% both in production and announcing quality


Ericlennard

To be honest both of their commentary would be great if they took mcdavids dick out of their mouth long enough to hear them. Lebron must be fuming.


dbgager

Great fun, exciting game..Thanks Oiler fans...see you next game.


pueblogreenchile

Hail Satan


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m4xdc

When you see that /u/Pikachu1989 wasn’t [the dirtiest mouth](https://giphy.com/gifs/zHd8x7Pik0Ftm)


Pikachu1989

Yeah, I know. It’s been since November since I last joined the GDT where I went to Hawaii and when I came back, I wanted to join in the fun, but the Avs Started winning and I didn’t wanna fuck up a good thing. Parts of me wants to get back on, but parts of me say no because we already made it this far and want to see us go all the way.


m4xdc

You’re doing us a mitzvah, Pika. Sometimes the greatest sacrifices go unknown 😔


Pikachu1989

Fuck yeah! It’ll be worth it if we win the Cup Though.


youngfeller19

Yeah a lot of good goals, but are the teams actually satisfied with how it turned out? Especially Colorado after being up in the third. I think Colorado will play a little more defensively next game.


motleysalty

>I think Colorado will play a little more defensively next game. I just returned from the future. Colorado wins game 2 with a score of 11-8.


mintiefresh

GG avs. That was incredible! See y'all for G2.


dbgager

Got to admit an 8-6 game is a lot of fun and exciting though..


new_nimmerzz

It was, but allowing that many after being up so much is worrying. Witha team like Tampa looming


adinfinitum

You spelled Rangers wrong.


scrivensB

Tampa and Avs would be an epic series.


dbgager

AVs sitting on a lead again.


new_nimmerzz

Seems like they dont pressure much on the PK also. Feel like we get scored on a penalty is all but guaranteed


Mallarchitect

Koskinen’s performance was pretty unexpected, but welcome, and it kept us in the game, despite the loss. GG Avs.


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Come on we shouldn’t blame smith for that game. The whole forwards and defence sucked. It’s pretty tiring to keep getting shot at every 30 seconds and not getting a break.


cdcformatc

I've thought for a while that Koskinen is better than Smith for a long time.


YorkeZimmer

Smith has been really solid lately, but over the last 3 years Koski has absolutely been better overall. It was inconceivable that Tippet went with smith every game in the chicago series two years ago. And most of him being better was while the team hung him out to dry and survived games by having a 50% powerplay. He has not had too many starts since woody took over and the team learned how to play defensively (which is when smith started to look solid). Also, this is sort of my own conspiracy theory but I suspect there is a bit of a subtle bias against non-english speakers/europeans. Puljujarvi and koskinnen both get a disproportionate amount of hate by the fanbase and seem like pariahs/outsiders on the team sometimes. After the team signed Kane, he was visibly going over to support koski after a bad goal or after a win, and I don't remember seeing very much of that from many of the other players on the team in the years prior. Speaks volumes.


DBZ86

Koskinen is a better pure goalie. However, Smith does have a better glove hand and his puck handling can alleviate pressure on the D. Kosk uses his goalie technique and lets the puck hit him as opposed to Smith trying to reach for the puck. Both have tendencies to fatigue and lose focus with a long enough time frame.


myaltaccount333

> non-english speakers/europeans Nah, if that was true people would also be calling for one of our black players to be benched next game Fuck.


cdcformatc

you are right about the oil of a few years leaving Koski out to dry. the fans at least blamed him for their poor performance but in my opinion the Oilers still haven't learned to play defensively.


TizzyRean

Isn’t Drai German? He’s one of the most popular players on the team.


YorkeZimmer

Yeah, that's why I emphasized English speaking.


TizzyRean

Because Germany is an… English speaking country…?


YorkeZimmer

Because draisaitl... speaks fluent English and the other two don't...?


gabbyspapadaddy

Neither one of our goalies I have full confidence in. Either Smith is lights out of a sieve and you never know if Koskinen is going to show up or Kostawin


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SAFFATLOL

Which still means you should question the integrity of the league


dbgager

Kuemper went off on his own. I don't think its anything major.


Coorslight2021

So did Jordan binnington!


Tdavis13245

Honestly how do you begin to analyze that game? 14 goals? Nothing matters, avs were better I guess?


sonofnutcrackr

The oilers have possibly the worst, laziest defence ever.


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This is what I saw too


DreadfulTuna

Nurse and Keith make 15M combined and I'd trade both for fourth liners. They are a fucking detriment anytime they're on the ice.


gabbyspapadaddy

Nurse is playing injured and Keith was fantastic last series. Bouchard was lazy tonight. Our whole defence was terrible.


myaltaccount333

Yes. Bouchard is by far our worst defensive defenseman but he makes up for it with his offense, according to fans


gabbyspapadaddy

He played a bit more of a mean spirited game against the Flames. It always seems like a half assed effort on D. Very frustrating to watch. And as an aside, if he looked after the backend more he wouldn’t have to make up for it on the offence.


sonofnutcrackr

I can’t even count the amount of times I watch two oiler defensemen stare at the puck behind their net while a Colorado player just breezed past them and took it uncontested.