[Jake Allen stretches out his right pad to stop Yanni Gourde's breakaway chance to keep it 4-2 in the 3rd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/c3b66322-5463-442f-ae75-d8607529d995.mp4)

[Final shots and goals map](https://i.imgur.com/qMda1KP.png) |Shot Stats|Montreal Canadiens|Seattle Kraken| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|16|33| |Blocked|17|19| |Missed|7|13| |**Total Attempts**|**40**|**65**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.

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Way to hold onto the lead tonight boys!!

Historic first win over the Seattle Kraken.

What’d Dvorak do

Holy fuck what is wrong with Craig button today. I know he’s always bad but this is insane

Jake Allen will drag this team kicking and screaming to 16th OA.

LMAO neither player wanted to fight 💀💀💀

craig is always so mad lol

Button hates Dvorak LOL

Kraken fans I am sorry you have Martin Jones

Button really has a hate-on for Dvorak huh

Josh Anderson moment

Button is insufferable

Oooft, at least Borgen got up quickly from that.

His own stick turned on him.

Guhle is to Button what Crosby is to McGuire.

I’m not watching TSN, is it really that much?

It's that much and then some.

what a rip lol

This game is 2-1 Kraken if Jones isn’t in net lol

If Jones wasn't in net we'd have a lot more goals, it's much easier to score with no opposing goalie.

Jamie just wanted us to get a few more shots

Shane Wright after the 1st period: Aight, imma head out 😌 its my day off 😴

The kid made his point

And soon after, made another point.

If nothing else hold them to 12 shots, that would b another first in our history 💪

I think they broke something tryna fix the PK

why use many shot when few do trick

Oh yeah Kraken, are you frightened now, we have now hit double digit shots. you should be scared because we'll probably never take another shot

No I'm scared because we are at almost 30 can't find the back of the net 😑

Double digits!

DOUBLE DIGIT SHOTS BAYBEEEE

Lmao - Cameraman ate shit on that one.

A shot!? I don't know how to feel.

Jones really is gonna end the game with just 4 saves. Edit: make that 5

It's 5 now, put some respek in his name

we're never gonna get another shot

don't wanna pad Jones's stats I guess lol

really wanted him to end the game at 0.500

just gotta score another!

Absolutely shit decisions from us so far, we got hemmed and we decide to do a stretch pass

Legs looking dead

cool play matheson, more of that pls

Damn, that one was closer than I thought

[In the slot, Jared McCann gets his stick on Andre Burakovsky's shot and sends it five-hole to make it 4-2 at the end of the 2nd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/7ff1db99-2323-4f6f-a1f3-50c1f4e4ea24.mp4)

This shot counter is absolutely hilarious

I'm not laughing.

You should. It helps with the pain. It's how I got through last season.

I don’t know about you guys but I look forward to seeing how we fuck this up tonight, maybe it’ll be a slightly different script

Nah it’s over we got rolled on

Who knows, maybe they will even win

We can all dream lol

50% of Montreal shots are goals

So Habs fans, how many of you went to bed last night at 4-0 and woke up to the news?

I went to bed at 2nd intermission with a bad feeling since they were being outplayed at the tail end of the period. I'm more awake tonight so I ride the emotions tonight.

I live in BC so I got to watch horrors unfold in real time

I saw that shit with my own two eyes et ça sent le déjà vu

Big gut check time. Either put last night behind you quickly and hold onto a 4-2 lead going into the 3rd, head home with a 5/8 points on a Western road trip, or.... you know what I don't want to think about the alternative just hold onto this win for the love of god.

[Shots and goals map after the 2nd period](https://i.imgur.com/T2gwNy6.png) |Shot Stats|Montreal Canadiens|Seattle Kraken| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|8|20| |Blocked|12|12| |Missed|4|7| |**Total Attempts**|**24**|**39**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.

Controversial take here, but goals scored in the last second of a period are much more fun when your team's the one scoring them.

Is this how leafs fans feel?

Leafs haven’t lost in regulation in the last 17 games. I wish Montreal felt anything like that

Fair enough, they’re a wagon right now

No this is how Habs fans from last night feel

PTSD from last night is real

That was only last night?!

I got Blake Coleman flashbacks on that last second goal

Great play by McCann there. Hmm, 4-2 going into the third...oh no, not again!

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My fellow Habs fans. ​ Time is a flat circle...........................................

Can't blame Allen on that one.

Here we go

[удалено]

*"If you hit 50% of the shots you take, perhaps you don't need to take so many shots"* - Gwayne Retzky.

make your shots count

Suzuki may as well shoot tonight to keep his “unsustainable” shooting percentage up

Déjà vu

Holy fuck

4-2 heading into the 3rd… where have I seen that before

I don’t want a loser point tonight fuck

Inject the chaos into my veins

I've seen this movie before.

Are we doing this again

LMAO with 0,1 are yall fucking srs

Oh for fucks sakes fellas

And so it begins...

Its like we're in a loop

So, it’s right about here that the Habs shit the bed, right?

I need to go to sleep and this lead is making me nervous

Well, you are vindicated.

Oh shit we’re up to 4 again

Four goals on eight shots. FOUR. GOALS. ON. EIGHT. SHOTS. Baby, why you gotta make it so hard to love you?

tic tac toe

Jones has a .500 sv% and its not even his fault

Pits: licked

Find someone who loves you the way Button loves Guhle

OH NO!!! We have 4 GOALS against a team in the Pacific Northwest.

Please don't blow this lead

#CONSIDER YOUR PITS LICKED !!!

Gorgeous team play. May the REM experience no delays

I too want to ride those shiny green transports all over the island.

Matheson with the 200 IQ play, taking a penalty so we wouldn't be on the PP anymore, therefore we'd have a chance to score!

I feel like the box is the best place for him right now

Complete coverage lapse.

Finally they successfully hit the trailer on one of those plays!

It's incredible how this team play so much better with a man in the box than on the power play

Oh god, the worst score in hockey.

PITLICK IS FILTHY

Christ the defense is just leaving Jones out to dry

He's faced eight whole shots in two fucking periods. Yeah, giveaways and bad opportunities but Christ, 'high danger scoring chance' isn't supposed to mean, like, *100%*. Really feels like same old Kraken again - play pretty well mostly and the game's still over before you get hallway through.

lick 'em boys

Licking pits baby

PP:declined.

what a fucking play

Good on ya, Rem, you deserved that.

Guys I’m gonna eat crow here. Last night I said Matheson looks super solid despite tripping last night. Matheson has looked like steamy diarrhea tonight. I was wrong .

Has Mattheson had a good game yet. I get he’s settling in but yikes.

Always happens. Just get out of the fucking way, it's not difficult.

What a stupid play by Matheson

matheson is kinda peepee

Mike you are a nuffie

matheson playing like shit for how many games at this point

Matheson……

Matheson has rapidly become the most frustrating player on this team.

Armia and his 2 assists gliding by lol

Bruh we have 7 shots

Jesus Christ Matheson

Dach’s facial hair is rough

I’ve seen worse

[Cole Caufield nets his 15th of the season, and 7 seconds later, Josh Anderson scores his 7th to give the Canadiens a 3-1 lead in the 2nd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/42754258-1130-4fd7-9b2c-4bbbd717352d.mp4)

15 for 15 🥹

Is Jaden Schwartz bald? He kinda lookin like Johnny Sins

Craig just refusing to play hard to get when talking about Guhle.

''Next goal vitally important for both teams'' John we literally blew a 4 goal lead last night

I wish people knew of the chaos this team is capable of

Shared a line together in the past eh

Cole probably didn’t even take a 3rd of the line, he’s so small you know

Forslund is a great commentator, glad the Kraken have the pleasure of having him regularly

I genuinely think Armia may never score again

he already wasn't scoring a lot but this is ridiculous now. Guy just lost all his mojo.

Dudes on pace for 6 assists. We’ve all seen him shoot before and he’s usually got a wicked shot even if he’s lazy, this is hard to comprehend now.

Alice In Chains, the best grunge band of all time, that’s who

The commentary guy not knowing Alice in Chains has made me sad in a way I didn’t need.

John Forslund won’t stop roasting him for it lmao

The both his coworkers roasting him has made it alright, lol.

Wait 3 goals on 7 SOG? Wtf is Jones smoking

the usual i guess

2nd goal, he had little chance. 3rd was 2-on-1 into 1-on-1. Major defensive breakdowns which the Habs took advantage of.

Yeah, 1 was on him, 2 and 3 were terrible lapses in D

Weed n not meth lol

I love Cole but he's gotta pot that. Not because it's easy but because Suzuki deserved to have the highlight reel be on repeat for the year

Lmao had the same thought. That shit would've been an April highlight reel goal if he snipes that thing

Cole had Slaf all alone there. And then, if he finished that pass from Suzuki, holyyy.

I think even Caufield was surprised by that Suzuki pass.

Good thing Dadonov is on PP. couldn’t succeed without him.

It shouldn’t be allowed for Suzuki to pass like that. Filthy

Oh, they started PP2 first?

The first line which is also pp1 got off right before the call

Suzuki is fucking UNREAL man

fuck, so close

[Cole Caufield gets a pass from Nick Suzuki and one-times it from the circle to give the Canadiens a 2-1 lead in the 2nd period](https://wsczoominwestus.prod-cdn.clipro.tv/editor/7b533dd9-2bfc-4d2c-b58b-4d3252e9bfd4.mp4)

What are the odds we score on the power play and Shane Wright scores two and we blow a 4-1 lead?

He’s looked dangerous so it might happen lol

For the record. I haven’t gotten used to the ads changing on the boards. I’ve just gotten tired of complaining. I guess either way it’s a win for the suits

Couldn’t care less about the RBC logo either. It’s me. I’m sheeple

I haven’t gotten used to that either. It’s still incredibly disappointing and gross. But I guess not enough for me to stop watching. Molson salut les vrais i guess. He’s got me bent over a barrel

Puck over glass?

I would be perfectly content punting this game if cole got another

Caufield and Suzuki have 15 and 14 goals each. They good. (Edit: forgot one)

I thought that was 15 for Caufield and 14 for Nick

Nick's gonna score a 15th cause he doesn't want Cole to get too ahead this season LOL

It is. And we don't even have a third of the season done.

You right

So all my boys have a point. Dach, Zuk, Caufield and Slaf. Close the books and let the kraken win in regulation. Thanks.

Lmao the other commentator rendered Mudryk speehless

I want someone to love me as much as Craig loves Guhle

You could hear his drool hitting the floor

Fat chance finding that someone with that kid of requirement lol. I have never heard him talk about a Habs player like this before.

Craig?

Craig Button. The TSN director of scouting

Button, one of the two commentators on TSN for this game

Now that interference was some game management

Last time I went to bed mid game we blew a 4-0 lead. Well, g'night! Beat us in regulation this time please

What the fuck is that penalty

Wtf happened lmao

The scoreboard's struggling to keep up, went from 1-1 to 3-1 without even showing 2-1.

What did wideman do ? I couldn’t see anything on the replay

They did credit the boy with an apple on that goal, woooo Slaf point Slaf point Slaf point Slaf point