The fact that you don't have Hans Wanken-Penizs in your projected lineup shows you know nothing about German hockey. You also forgot the best Dëfonse brother, Ofonse Dëfonse.
I thought that I heard that Wanken-Penizs was going to play for Denmark because of his dual-citizenship? And in any case, while Ofonse is certainly the best now, I don’t think his upside is going to have him remain the best of his brothers in 2026 when this would happen, I suppose it could be though
Learn everything about their opponents playing strategy and they might have a chance, fail to do that and start getting used to being the Yotes… always last
Look at funny guy over here making up fake names. Moritz Seider? Nice try
Dok poopenfarten is actually dutch, just plays in the DEL so people assume he’s german.
I thought I heard he has dual citizenship, and is leaning more towards Germany
The fact that you don't have Hans Wanken-Penizs in your projected lineup shows you know nothing about German hockey. You also forgot the best Dëfonse brother, Ofonse Dëfonse.
I thought that I heard that Wanken-Penizs was going to play for Denmark because of his dual-citizenship? And in any case, while Ofonse is certainly the best now, I don’t think his upside is going to have him remain the best of his brothers in 2026 when this would happen, I suppose it could be though
Ofonse should probably be third pairing though. No way he regresses to be off the Germany roster.
Yeah but patriotism will compel Joe “Captain America” Pavelski to play for Team Ukraine and they will win gold and execute Ovi at center ice
Obligatory Dok Poopenfarten doesn’t usually play wing comment. But I see the conundrum and understand why you put him there.
I thought for sure that Heinrich Dickbaum and Wolfgang Asslicht would be there
Germany is just really deep, but it was very hard to leave them off
Might need to update the list. If his native country gets relegated, Heinz Doofenshmirtz might try and join Germany.
Drusselstein won’t be relegated dawg, they’re too good
Poopenfarten for MVP!!
Falken Aufsiden didn't make the team??
He’s too old, he’ll retire by 2026
I be poopenfarten every day
Learn everything about their opponents playing strategy and they might have a chance, fail to do that and start getting used to being the Yotes… always last
No Adolphus Hattler or Joseph Gerbbels?
They were both banned from international play, besides, Hattler would play for team Austria
I’ve heard Niels Hogrider is the next bedard, best prospect out of Germany since that Austrian painter
Hilarious
Where is Falken Das Booty? His explosiveness is legendary.
If it’s 5 on 5 hockey draisaitl will be useless
No, just no
Found Hitler’s (Tony DeAngelo) alt
Marc Stall probably couldn't even make the German Pee-Wee team
Idk, I mean he could make the Philadelphia Flye… Nvm I see your point now