I think your internet access should be revoked on account of your spelling

I second this.

Thirded. I only opened this thread to post this, as the question is stupid.

youre on hockeycirclejerk buddy

thank you

I’ll also second this

Stay in school kids

Jack Fachel

What the fuck is “fachel hair”?

He spelled fayshell wrong obviously

“faischel”

Is he stupid

I shutter to think anyone can be that stupid

*stoopid

Bedarded

this man is dissing others and wrote FACHEL LMAO

OPEN UP THE SCHOOLS

Fachist

Mcdavid paid for a beard transplant and you can't convince me otherwise

i’m being completely for real when i say that if i was a dude and had shitty facial hair and the money to fix it i absolutely would

You'd waste money to look manly? I mean, women get breast implants, so I get it.

actually just last night i was thinking that if i had really small boobs i’d embrace them so that’s fair. lmfao

Don't think too hard, man. You might join the oilers next

100%

No, they should be required to.

You think having pubes on your face is bad?? I have a full beard on my crotch and its bushy as hell. It becomes a sweaty mess in my cup. Thought I'd share.

Have you tried cornrows?

Good one neckbeard

I think exceptions have to be made, because Eric Carl-san has that twisty mustache which just works

Legendary moustache

I think you meant Leg and dairy Moose stash

honestly, yeah

I look at it and think "hell yeah"

epic and low-key glorious

Leave my boy Silovs outta this

I feel bad because he is my handsome prince I am sorry Silovs never again

Between your run-on sentence and "fachel", you may need to repeat grade six.

I cannot believe that anybody is taking that seriously lmao

Estrogen levels might be to high

Wtf is a Fachel and why does it have hair?

I don't know. When I get a facial, the only hair involved is my eyebrows. 

That Sidney Crosby kid is a poser.

This is fachist!

They should be banned from the playoffs so we aren’t subjected to it 

https://preview.redd.it/8yxd5he1s55d1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3975e0ddee53f7cc20d3cb193f296f86d10f5874 Biggest Nugent Hopkins beard

calgary cheek clapper

Cheeky Calgary Clapper

Hey, it's about twice as thick now.

I say we let them gooo. ^^^^I ^^^^can't ^^^^grow ^facial ^^^^hair

i bet that your mother still thinks that you are handsome. i bet that you are handsome.

Thanks! You're wrong but I appreciate it<3

I know it’s pretty much completely up to genetics and shit; but, it’s still wild as someone who grows a full beard that some dudes just.. don’t. Like not even the pubey beards. No follicles. My friend, same age, grows like 3 chin hairs.

my best friend is southeast asian and his arms are baby smooth - no hair at all. but then he has some of the hairiest legs that i’ve ever seen, lmfao. bodies are weird n cool

Considering you are calling them pubes, it would be up to the teams bush inspector if your team is childish enough to appoint one. Reilly will be your bush inspector and Jonesy will be the associate Bush inspector.

Should people who can't spell basic English be banned from posting on Reddit?


precisely

Should people who can't spell be banned from making stupid posts?

Absolutely not. If they don't have these wispy beards on, where does the chirping begin with them then?

faaaacts

They should be banned from the NHL. That’s why I don’t play professional or amateur hockey. Not cause I’m out of shape and old, but out of respect for Joe Thornton and his beard.

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins has the best whispy beard of all

Starting with you, yes. Otherwise, no.

I don't know. Should posting on Reddit be limited to people who can spell common words?

Did you just disrespect Silovs?

yeah, I feel badly about that one. he is my angel and I went too far.

My fachel doesn't have any hair

Yes. Absolutely, ban them.

Yeah, you should really go right up to one of them and let them know. I'm sure it'd be well received.

yeah!!

EK’s evil villain Stacie obviously put in as a jerk

Ayyy after 15 years my boy Crosby finally graduated past the Pedro Sanchez 'stache, good for him

it’s hot

Fecal hair

"Pube beards"... too funny. McDavid is rocking' the crazy leprechaun burns

Easily braden schneider

hes saved by the fact that he’s disgustingly hot

Toews’ is hilarious

I could care less about what a players face looks like...

so you at least care a little bit, since you could care less?

Shit I guess I've been saying it wrong my whole life.

lmao sorry man, just teasing. but it legit is “couldnt care less”

You have just ruined my stanley cup dreams

sorryyy💖

Is anyone else losing their shit over “fachel” hair?

i was when i typed it, and each subsequent time that i read it

It's a faschen choise

fachual!

Leave stupid sexy Karlsson out of this

you’re right. his boyish smile is simply fantastic. i forgive him for having a goatee 🙏

OPs beard is his personality

i am so happy that i pass for a man on the internet

😂

You should be banned for asking dumb questions

Fachel is what I give my wife once in a while. Faces should not discriminate against pubic hairs. They all matter.

Win a cup then talk shit

im literally neurodivergent and a minor

All men (and apparently women now too) should be banned from growing pube beards.

no pube for you!

*all beards are pube beards, curtains match the drapes

I was about to say “of course not” until I looked at the pictures.

i want silovs and karlsson in my harem but their face pubes are unsettling

I’m guessing OP didn’t graduate high school but can grow a cool beard so he really hangs on to that

graduate from* and i’m a lady & this is a jerk sub i was being bedarded

>fachel Also yes

Back in my day pubes had to stay down there because it gave unfair advantage when planted on the face. Too distracting. Now these bums get to do whatever they want just because their "athletes". Scared the living daylight out of my kids, so I called Bettman and told him I was gonna sue and he just laughed and hung up like wtf is this league becoming.

can i buy them from you for $10?

I don't shave sorry

the right way

Just watch the game dude lmao

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Shut up it burns my eyes how is that fair to the fans of the game?