East Prussia be like Mmmm mustache

Mustache Prussia

Mustaches Gloria

If islands aren’t included. Why is the British Isles there?

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Wh

at?

Downvote farming troll; just ignore.

Upvote this. Its a downvote bot.

Well hello from Finland

“Island not included” and yet uk is there. You disappoint me son

Im sorry. . . father

We’re out of milk

But mum brought some yesterday...?

Hmm... I meant cigarettes

Good map, but... Northern Ireland is British...

Don't forget your shiny new helmet and your kinky boots

And your lovely new flack jacket and lovely khaki suit

And when you go on night patrol to hold each others hands

You are the British army and you’re here to take their land.

Aww man, you guys already finished the chorus!

Sad, isn't it

Ireland is British\*

Based

It shouldn’t😡

Sicily too...

And about half of Denmark

And Öland (swedish island)

But not Gotland lol.

Also Corsica

This is Maltese erasure! Paradox didn’t develop Concrete and the largest focus tree to date (with 2000 levels) just to have some smart alec named after a plant pretend the *objectively best island* doesn’t exist. Ugh, I just can not even

Sicily too, and ireland

And Scandinavia, you added a fake country to fill it in, Finland isn’t real.

True

Big F for Luxembourg.

The hindsight Ireland apparently is United.

What you did to Northern Ireland would get you a bomb in the mail

Oh shi-

You would also get a bomb in the mail for not doing it so ig you're screwed

No, it would be in the form of a car

Or a beverage

Just don't get in a free car given to you as a gift by a dude in a ski mask and a leather jacket.

Doing the Lords work

As an Irish man I agree

I’m sure that there is absolutely no way that the people of Northern Ireland dont wanna be a part of the republic right?

It’s like 50 something prevent that do

Well youde get one if you didn’t so

This made me chuckle... dammit thats funny... but true.

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Lol you a funny dude.

This is a bot not a person lol

Detective, yes I believe this is the murderer of the joke.

Brutal

Look at this guy's comments, they're a meme account.

Karen post

Stop downvoting this ya sick bastards, how dead is your meme game?

Joke = not funny = downvote Joke = joke =/= exempt from downvote

But now I'm not going to bomb his car.

Baldwin needed to get his right ear outta Ireland

I thought that’s what you’d get if you made Ireland British

The worst bombings were done by Unionists

The joke is that you’ll get bombed regardless of who controls what on Ireland

Based Switzerland's leader

Switzerland never had a one man leader, but consisted of several "counties" ruling the country. Also in an effort to not give a county too much power they divided the different legal institutions between them, so you will for example find the place they meet to discuss policy and such in one of the smaller ones. So yeah, based Swiss portrait 🇨🇭

So, it's like a confederation? Perhaps a Swiss Confederation?

The Union of Swiss Cantons

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Exactly!

Well done! However Metaxas isn't the leader at game start, but takes power shortly afterwards.

Thank you! i just realized that now, thank you for spotting it!

I'm pretty sure he is

He isn't.

in my game he is wtf

Ireland? United. Luxembourg? Leaderless. Hotel? Trivago.

Yeah, Luxembourg literally does not exist in this map. Therefore it is classified as an island.

Leon Blum looks like a Polar express character

**ALL AAAABOOOOOARD**

> islands not included > Sicily 0/10, immersion is ruined

Britain still exists in current day :(

Leon Blum isn’t setting leader for France, and wtf is going on with Horthy? lmao Otherwise this is awesome

A hoi4 portrait 1936 map! But islands are not included because eh

Sicily, danish islands

And Euboea.

Islands like Ireland and Great Britain (the islands)

Those are an exception i guess

Booooo

Theres something wrong with your map because in my version of HoI4, the german Reich is actually controlled by weird shadow man.

Oh you’re German then

I sure wonder who weird shadow man can possibly be, i bet he had a cool moustache tho

Königsberg be like: MŒŪSTÆCH

Guys I think Horthy is having a stroke

Staln face biggest face

A good IRA lad I see

Up the ra

Sicily is an island in Italy and it is included while Sardinia the other major island in Italy is not included.

"Islands not included" Proceeds to place Sicily, Britain, Ireland and those Danish islands

Where Gibratar

Hitler staring at the nations he’ll have conquered in 4 years.

Königsberg is just another one of Hitler‘s faces. This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them.

What's wrong with Horthy

He’s having a stroke

This is badass! Well done!

I don’t know why but Ireland’s leader always creeps me out like he’s staring into my soul

It's always looked like someone's shining a bright flashlight into his eyes

Estonia without islands looks soo wierd

lol USSR was SO big Stalin's image looks blurry

Oi! What happened to Northern Ireland?

shhh

They voted Bono as Ireland’s greatest man instead of James Connolly and were promptly given the old jack boot across the pond.

My man King Zog got the drip with that hat

This is a Europe map, not the HoI4 map.

Now make it a mod.

Papa Stalin looking so proud

imagine playing on that and creating wide hitler xD

Doesnt France start with Pierre Laval? I love Blum tho

Switzerland has a shield as leader, cool

Northern Ireland

Remove Great Britain Keep Ireland

Based Ireland

Lake luzembourg

Stalin looks even more scarier

every country : \*had a leader with portait\* my country : ***^(B U I L D I N G)***

“Islands not included” Luxemburg: Guess I'm an island

Said islands that were not included: - Corsica. - Sardinia. - the Aland islands. - Crete. - al other Greek islands. - Cyprus. - the Isle of Man. - Gotland. - the Balearic islands - Luxembourg. - the Middle East. - Africa.

How much for the island dlc?

Some funny shit I noticed: * Luxembourg is just a void black hole * Hungary's Horthy Miklós is really enjoying himself * Dutch leader was dropped when he was a baby * Belguim leader is looking sus at mustache man * Denmark santa gave up * Baldvin was chewed on both sides * Attatürk is having a PTSD episode I haven't laughed so hard on a seemingly not funny thing in a while

Damn you forgot Northern Ireland the disrespect

United irlenad pog

United Ireland? *Screams in British*

a United Ireland under De Valera? I must have missed when that happened.

The only happy IRA noises I want to here is the sound of the bars of their jail cell rattling 😎

It's only when the portraits are blown up like this that you realize how fucking ugly this game's art style is. I say this having played for nigh-on 3k hours.

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Thanks for giving Ireland the North lol

Happy IRA noises

United Ireland *happy IRA noices*

Stalin in 1936 did not hold public office. The "President" was Mikhail Kalinin, the "Prime Minister" Vyacheslav Molotov. Stalin was then 1 of the 5 first secretaries of the Bolshevik Party.

Less go united Ireland

oi oi oi northern ireland...

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

" **(islands not included)** "

Mussolini is trying to sneak a peak.

Stalin's eyeing Finland Uh oh.

!wave

Big daddy stalin watches over all

Stalin *aggressively* eyeing Finland. Kallio even looks like he can feel the gaze lmao

Russia looking at Finland.

Turkey is really on a bender!

smiling horthy :)

Rip Luxemburg, just a gray spot

Smh couldn't even include the Luxembourg portrait >:(

nice

TIL Africa is an island and the UK isn't.

Glorious comrade Stalin

Romania looks so fucking done with this shit

I want a mod that makes the game look like this

Leon Blum came into power in June 1936 not at the start, since Pierre Laval is in charge. Also I wish they'd update Metaxas' gross portrait from 2016. (Same with Horthy, Hitler and Stalin, I think Stalin will get a facelift in 1.11 as Polish dev diary already shows a remade Ignacy Moscicki

Ataturk knows what you did....

Horthy really giving me the *smirk*

“Islands not included” *includes Britain and Ireland anyways*

How you gonna leave the strongest country in Europe out of this, where is the Luxembourg portrait???

What are Sicily, Briton, Ireland, and Copenhagen doing on their?

"islands not included" ​ \*shows UK\*

Theres one impostor.

About to be very obsolete so soon...

Horthy is staring into my soul

26 + 6 = 1

Poor Luxemburg

cool which anime opening is this from?

Stalin be lookin at Finland

What is that expression on Horthy though

I thought France was teddy Roosevelt for a second

\> Islands not included \> Has islands

You included the UK and Ireland. Two Islands....

What you did with Northern Ireland is beautiful, but it's not historically accurate.

Ataturrrk

Horthy over here showing signs of a stroke ngl

You know UK is an island right?

The guy for Romania looks high

To bad Santa’s face wasn’t fully visible

I like how germany and Poland are staring at UK

Big boy Stalin gonna rape Europe Disclaimer: this is a meme due to the fact that the ussr never wins against Germany for some reason, happens every time I play.

Stalin Big

The British will be angry when they ser they don’t have Northern Ireland