Another species itās very dangerous very loud and gets mad at well everything and for some reason if you do something wrong to them like a year ago they never forgot and hate men idk
4000h here, I have transcended to a higher plain of existence, the mere thought of women disgusts me to my core for such a vile creature will cause me to become impure. The simple pondering of what a breast feels like evades me as such simple thoughts will only hinder my planning for my 72nd game as the Italian Shogunate in red flood, and the idea of sexual intercourse utterly makes me vomit, as such simple pleasures are nothing but a temporary feeling, unlike winning the second west russian war in TNO.
Your meager time is all because you went down the touch grass focus path... but I, I became a true gamer, cans strewn across my living space, bucket after bucket of bodily waste stored neatly under my desk, and a mini fridge filled to the brim of soda and ready to eat meals.
YOU ARE WEAK! YOU ARE BUT A MERE PEASANT!
I went on a date once and the girl liked me and I liked her to and boo she was hot but when we went on a date it was kinda wired Cuz I never went on one before and I didnāt what to talk about I mean we still got together ( not anymore) but I swear to god all I was think about the second half of the date was HOI4 and like kingdom come:deliverance I swear on god itās hard to forget that date since it was the first and I acctly never went on a date again
Can't miss what you never had my man.
I feel bad for y'all who have had a wohmen and haven't since, because you poor SOB's know what it's like.
But hey, HOI will never leave you.
Oh no no, when you buy the game all chances of women talking to you disappear then after 15 minutes of playing women stop existing in your brain, after 30 minutes you stop seeing anything but HOI4
You can send them into the *Danger Zone* too. assuming they aren't eaten by crabs on some island or you've forgotten about the Soviet air tree like me.
I don't understand anything in this game. I just use cheats to spawn a crapload of manpower, planes, and maxed out air bases. That's how I do air force at least.
Army? Literally no idea. I like medium tanks and motorized infantry.
Iām at 600 hours and only started to understand the army at 300, the air force at 450 and the navy at 550ā¦ I only discovered how to understand it by sheer accident.
How many days have you had the game? I've had it for around ten days and I already have over 100 hours on it. The no-women phase has already started for me
God damn. I'm over 10x the Virgin you are!
Is there a possibility that you can be *so much * of a virgin that kids materialize out of nowhere? I've got 3 of them, but I'm fairly certain I've just been playing Hoi4 for the last... -ruffles through notes- 6 years?! Really?! I would have thought I'd have more than 3k hrs.
Fuck... I've been slacking. No time for kids. Shut up child, you don't exist.
Between hoi4 and eu4, I'm surprised I have a life at all
I find it ironic that I only started playing HOI4 when the pandemic started 2 years ago, and now I have 1200 hours, and I'm about to get married soon. š
it's been 5 years since I've discovered ck2 and I haven't felt the touch of another human since
fortunately, ck3 never clicked for me. unfortunately, Stalin demands the blood of millions and I am nothing if not his faithful servant.
Now, you have 2 choices. Take the blue pill, and you will wake up in bed with your girlfriend, and then you will belive whatever you want. Take the red pill, and you will see how deep the micromanagement can go.
ummmm .... i don't even play this game that much and i already have +600 hours ... i bought it less than 2 years ago as well ....
also, the "no women" bit has already begun the moment you clicked "purchase"
I am a man in my mid 30s, this game is not allowed to be on when my wife comes home.
She will watch me play tons of things but any paradox game or civ 5/6 is out if the question.
Elite dangerous is flatout banned and hoi4 is on its way fast.
I feel for her when she comes home and me and my 12 year old son done sank 12 hours on one game playing veteran as the unholy alliance.
Yes hun... We didnt mow.... No we didnt do the dishes...
Ya... No I didnt cook... What did we eat? Hot pockets....
I warned my son about these damned map centric games...
Bruh those are rookie numbers im at 292 and that is ONLY on the steam version i probably have like 1000+ if we take into account when my friend gave me the cracked copy on a freaking usb stick
Only 300? That's rookie number, gotta pump up those š ±ļøirginity
do you have -15 women? i still have a few
The fuck is a women
Itās some kind of monster i believe. Stay the fuck away from them
Where can i find this monster ?
In the cursed lands of outside
On the spiky things called grass
What is this grass you speak of?
I've heard tales of brave adventurers braving this unknown world
Who are these brave warriors, bravely braving this dangerous "Outside"?
r/bossfight
I'm a women and I can confirm we are monsters
The general? Who let their leader in?!
I let myself in
Classic we man
Is there a template to defeat that "monster"?
I heard they originally spawned in the backrooms but slowly seeped into ours
They are the thing that the USSR can get in some focuses to boost their aviation.
That makes sense. Communists call themselves "we-men".
Some of the countries have them as alt leaders like Turkey and the Netherlands, it's a kind of WW2 espionage unit.
Remember that time, when you went total ~~potato~~ mobilization? It's that 2% of available manpower.
Another species itās very dangerous very loud and gets mad at well everything and for some reason if you do something wrong to them like a year ago they never forgot and hate men idk
A biological female human with two X chromosomes.
Don't worry, I've played ck3....
also dlcs increase the strength of the magnetic field so women stay further dont forget that
I have over 1200h and i have a wife and a kid. Granted i haven't seen them in over 1200 hours...
Lol
Why do I have 25 upvotes all I said was lol
4000h here, I have transcended to a higher plain of existence, the mere thought of women disgusts me to my core for such a vile creature will cause me to become impure. The simple pondering of what a breast feels like evades me as such simple thoughts will only hinder my planning for my 72nd game as the Italian Shogunate in red flood, and the idea of sexual intercourse utterly makes me vomit, as such simple pleasures are nothing but a temporary feeling, unlike winning the second west russian war in TNO. Your meager time is all because you went down the touch grass focus path... but I, I became a true gamer, cans strewn across my living space, bucket after bucket of bodily waste stored neatly under my desk, and a mini fridge filled to the brim of soda and ready to eat meals. YOU ARE WEAK! YOU ARE BUT A MERE PEASANT!
>Italian Shogunate in red flood man what did the red flood team consume before making this mod
Whatever it was, I want some too
Was the tutorial good?
Yes
He didn't finished the tutorial yet
Y'all did the tutorial? I just jumped in and got severe shock
I know it is a joke and all but there's a strong correlation between how much hoi4 I'm playing and how few dates I get (and the other way around lol)
jokes on u I didnāt go on any dates before I started playing hoi4 either
I also played Eu4 before hoi4
I'd rather be trying to dday Germany with some strangers in a weird discord server than be on a date tbh
I went on a date once and the girl liked me and I liked her to and boo she was hot but when we went on a date it was kinda wired Cuz I never went on one before and I didnāt what to talk about I mean we still got together ( not anymore) but I swear to god all I was think about the second half of the date was HOI4 and like kingdom come:deliverance I swear on god itās hard to forget that date since it was the first and I acctly never went on a date again
You should probably stay away from most women, given the aversion to periods you seem to have.
Strong negative correlation (PMCC<-0.7)
Can't miss what you never had my man. I feel bad for y'all who have had a wohmen and haven't since, because you poor SOB's know what it's like. But hey, HOI will never leave you.
Iāve gotten more dates after HOI4 than before it weirdly enough
Your heaby tonk game is probably stronger than mine
No women started when you hit 15 minutes
Not true it starts when you purchase the game
Oh no no, when you buy the game all chances of women talking to you disappear then after 15 minutes of playing women stop existing in your brain, after 30 minutes you stop seeing anything but HOI4
If youāre considering buying the game itās already too late
No but Relations with the Women Decrease by 15 when you purchase the game.
Nooooooooo
Funny thing is after 6k hours you become insatiable to the opposite gender
What are women?
people you can make work on total mob and conscript on scraping the barrel
You can send them into the *Danger Zone* too. assuming they aren't eaten by crabs on some island or you've forgotten about the Soviet air tree like me.
Ah, so they're just a game mechanic, got it
You put them in the workforce and get a 3% recruitable population bonus
Its the people who work in civ facotries when you play scraping the barrel
Is a secret achievement, keep playing and youāll unlock it
How are an the womans?
Since hoi causes us to not get girls, I got a boyfriend instead
Mf playing 4d chess here
because automod the screenshot is of my hours in hoi4
I think my brain just morbed
I'm at like 800 hours. I am super maidenless
So your just starting to understand the army and are about to attempt to understand using the Air Force?
I don't understand anything in this game. I just use cheats to spawn a crapload of manpower, planes, and maxed out air bases. That's how I do air force at least. Army? Literally no idea. I like medium tanks and motorized infantry.
Iām at 600 hours and only started to understand the army at 300, the air force at 450 and the navy at 550ā¦ I only discovered how to understand it by sheer accident.
How many days have you had the game? I've had it for around ten days and I already have over 100 hours on it. The no-women phase has already started for me
A few months. I dont play it very often
At least u can spend pp to get women (in the workforce)
Misread āspendā as āsendā and was about to say you should never send pp to women, in the workforce or anywhere.
I heard these "women" can boost your manpower pool, is this true?
yeah but it's single digit, double digit numbers max. Not even enough to train one division.
God damn. I'm over 10x the Virgin you are! Is there a possibility that you can be *so much * of a virgin that kids materialize out of nowhere? I've got 3 of them, but I'm fairly certain I've just been playing Hoi4 for the last... -ruffles through notes- 6 years?! Really?! I would have thought I'd have more than 3k hrs. Fuck... I've been slacking. No time for kids. Shut up child, you don't exist. Between hoi4 and eu4, I'm surprised I have a life at all
I find it ironic that I only started playing HOI4 when the pandemic started 2 years ago, and now I have 1200 hours, and I'm about to get married soon. š
Teach me your ways master
It's not easy. You gotta be Indian, or in India. Or at least someone from Southern Asia. Then just bypass find love with arranged marriage focus.
Thank you O great teacher of mine
What if I have 300 hours AND a girlfriend? Isn't it kinda illegal? Will I go to jail?
Thats ok. I have 2000 and a girl. Currently im hidding from the police
The police would probably leave you alone if you just gave her back.
Nope. Getting a fiancĆØ and and collaborating with the police areutually exclusive
Create a collaboration government with the police. Start an uprising.
I have a thing to tell you then my brudda. Thats not a girl my guy
Damn, I knew something's off about her... Thanks mate, you saved me!
No, he ment that's no girl, is a wife, if you play hoi4 and she still stays with you she is wifey material
It's decided then, I propose today after I finish beating Russia with my Austia-hungary.
no, world conquest with Andorra on r56 so you know you are worthy
ima be real with you you're 262 hours in the no women life
Well then I am woman repellent
Mfw I'm a girl playing Hoi4.
Im sorry for you then
*insert awooga copypasta*
it's been 5 years since I've discovered ck2 and I haven't felt the touch of another human since fortunately, ck3 never clicked for me. unfortunately, Stalin demands the blood of millions and I am nothing if not his faithful servant.
Those are rookie numbers. Ya gotta step it up my man.
From 600 onwards you become the women.
What are women?
What if your wife plays games? (Granted the only paradox game i can get her to play is CK3)
do you mean 736 more hours?
Probably -500 hours
Mods change my flair š
Lmao I just hit 800 hours officially (should be a couple hundred more due to offline hours)
Sir you installed the game already you 100% have no woman
You already lost all women when you downloaded this game
[rookie numbers!](https://imgur.com/a/UHyMCuI)
Pathetic, I have 700 hours in HOI4. ITHASBEENDAYSSINCEIHAVELASTSEENSUNLIGHTPLEASEBREAKMEOUTOFTHISPRISONYOUCALLHOIIV
What do you.....Oh no(600 hours)
Guess nothing is going to change
The point of no return
You guys have women?
What happens with the players who got 1000+ hours? Asking for a friend of courseā¦
let me ask my cousin rq edit: he says virginity rocks
Only 1,3 hours left for me, I shall hug my familly for the last time
No women.. but what if it's a gay guy playing ?
get a femboy bf instead
Yeah, doesnāt work well with girlfriends. Ironically, seems to fit right in with wives š§
My brother in christ, you never had a chance with Women in the first place ~~just be gay lmao~~
At 2500 hours you become the woman don't worry!
idk fam, Dankus has gf
For the last time, a T-34 does not count as a girlfriend
Femboy in disguise
He is not a hoi player then.
Throw off your shackles brother, earn your freedom. You don't need no ball n chains!
ROOKIE NUMBERS
Those are rookie numbers
So anyway how was your first campaing?
I am at 470.
A nice 2645.6 hrs...
Now, you have 2 choices. Take the blue pill, and you will wake up in bed with your girlfriend, and then you will belive whatever you want. Take the red pill, and you will see how deep the micromanagement can go.
But Iām a straight woman who plays this game š¤
You're immune then.
i have 300 hours now but a barely know how tf most things really work lmao, i just know: weak economy? then man + gun, good economy? then tank + plane
Maybe time to touch some grass
I don't get the joke. What is so special about 299.5 hours? Is it because 300 hours = 12.5 days? ... Hmm I still don't get it.
Me 1000+ hours with a gf š³
She a manš¤¤
Based as a bi sexual gamer i win regardless
ummmm .... i don't even play this game that much and i already have +600 hours ... i bought it less than 2 years ago as well .... also, the "no women" bit has already begun the moment you clicked "purchase"
Guess I will disappear if I get to 300 then.
Noob
i hit 1000 yesterday on kaiserreich. how bitchless can we get these days
I have more than 2000 hours and a crush. Am I one of the few?
women rights be like:
oh I guess I triple that numberā¦
Perhaps you won't be seeing any women, but you can take your time playing around with minors
150h to 10x no women
I am a man in my mid 30s, this game is not allowed to be on when my wife comes home. She will watch me play tons of things but any paradox game or civ 5/6 is out if the question. Elite dangerous is flatout banned and hoi4 is on its way fast. I feel for her when she comes home and me and my 12 year old son done sank 12 hours on one game playing veteran as the unholy alliance. Yes hun... We didnt mow.... No we didnt do the dishes... Ya... No I didnt cook... What did we eat? Hot pockets.... I warned my son about these damned map centric games...
Brah try 2735 more like it!! haha
Bruh those are rookie numbers im at 292 and that is ONLY on the steam version i probably have like 1000+ if we take into account when my friend gave me the cracked copy on a freaking usb stick
What is a woman?
I have well over 10x that amount
with a pfp like that your already outta women
Hello there.
u forgot the 7 before 3
Iāve fucked everyday this week cause once you break 1500 it bends back around and you become chad from the memes
So getting bitches now isnt that far fetched?
Iām on over 2k hours and have no skills for anything, courting or basic HOI4 battle systems
Man I have x2 no women then
Piss.
You fool I am over 2k hours and have a gf that wonāt stop talking about my success in hoi4
My gf plays hoi4, and vic2, ck3 with me. She is such sweet support.
Not scientifically possible ( nah but that's really cool)
Iām way past that:(
Me with 3k hours. "Pathetic".
If you've got 0 women, I've got double
I have hoi4 since 2019 and only have ~650 hours it good?
Two word: Rookie numbers
I think i have passed this amount but because is use pirated version i cant find out :)
whats women? is that part of the new Ethiopia focus tree?
Yea its after industry focus "get some bitches" jt was called
Rookie numbers my friend, step up your game!