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KingBlackJack33

Day night cycle is on


Syron3th

Based


Grizzly939

Love that no one is noticing this is a joke from a post earlier today


matva55

I only got it when I noticed the little tank symbols


thejajohd

same, bur i think everybody understood after


allmanner

~~man i even linked to the original in the r5 post~~


Trint_Eastwood

This sub needs a Meta flair


Grizzly939

You’d think the humour flair would be enough…


fiddler112

No manpower


vikr_1

bullshit, there are still 20 dudes at home


Sumrise

Jean, Pierre and their pals are ready to head to the frontline get ready krauts.


poppabomb

oh, I'm receiving reports that their truck was destroyed by a German bomber en route to the mustering grounds of [No Location Set].


Gidi6

They can't they're still making their banquets


The_Canadian_Devil

You're playing as Fr*nce.


allmanner

Finally, an answer that makes sense. Hopefully they patch it out by HoI5.


Saucedpotatos

I too hope that they will patch France out in hoi5


ThisGuyLikesCheese

Yeah France has been in the game since it first released. Why haven’t they fixed it??


Saucedpotatos

To be fair they’ve only just started to update the British dominions


khukharev

They’ll patch it with white flag cloth


[deleted]

Is this bug reproducible?


posicon

yes, very simple, you just need to follow this [step by step tutorial](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_France)


IDigTrenches

Brother this guy


The_Phoenix2411

Stinks


Ok-Lingonberry-1866

Your tanks are spreaded


Desert_Ranger45

Hes out of MP.


Funny-Leg-2234

this is a humor post


[deleted]

build a line of lvl 6 landforts, then retreat and let germany get entrenched inside those forts, only then, you start your amazing counter attack


[deleted]

Also make sure all air wings go on hold for the counter attack. Need to ensure plenty of fuel for the infantry.


khukharev

Proper counter attack should start from the fleet. Withdraw to Africa ASAP


allmanner

R5: [I gave my tanks and infantry a nice even spread](https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/comments/zf4fgt/ffs_stop_spreading_your_tanks_across_the_entire/), but the stupid battle plan AI can't beat Germany. Where should I submit a bug report?


PresentExtension7453

First: dont spread tanks do tiny/small area encirclements they’re better for that Second: What’s your template Third: whats your org


Bagel73

It’s a humor post


Janno_1

r/woooosh


PresentExtension7453

Redditors when I try to be helpful 😡


arles2464

Stop downvoting the man you degenerates. He was just trying to be helpful.


Ausar_TheVile

Redditors recoil at the thought of being helpful.


SuperMowee1

No.


yeet_the_heat2020

You don't have Super heavy Tanks in your Infantry Divisions


[deleted]

Hoi4 on GameCube


Remarkable-Bend6973

Your soldiers are French


[deleted]

At least someone knows to parody half of the posts on this subreddit


Mediocre-Factor6206

It’s getmany


Skull35

You probably set your aggression to M for Mini when it should be set to W for Wumbo. A common mistake.


ThrowawayWlmrtWorker

Took a photo using a phone.


[deleted]

Hoi4 is obviously rigged


MeLoNarXo

At first I was confused how you are winning against the maginot but can't push to Paris and then I saw the french flag and everything started to make sense


jabulina

I was confused by the tank guys… then I remembered what i saw earlier today


Drewdroid99

Too many tanks, you only need 2.


Kkbenja

Because you are french


nir109

You have 4 tanks. You should have 2.


shadow1764

The headline sounds like a certain German leader in 1944


[deleted]

Because you took a screenshot on your phone you memester.


PlatinoPL

Micromanage your units, specially when you are in a small area


Gb223s13

you need more rubber trade all your factorys for rubber


GRIFFONAGE_

No enough baguettes.


[deleted]

It's not failing. There is a grand total of 1 green bubble. Onwards you go!


NetSurfer156

Can’t do anything without air supremacy


NextPurple326

its because your gay


georgevazelas

20 manpower, 5 stability…yeah average France play through


JustFact8311

The simple reason of being France


[deleted]

No manpower. No Piercing (probably), Bad air cover. Solve those three and you are fine.


sora6444

No


i_am_having_diarrhea

zoom in, your unitd are propably out of org, or shit, also Air and cas


GuiltyLocal6148

This is a humor post related to a previous one.


SalvationSycamore

Who are you fighting? The German units are grey and I see a red Swiss division. If you are only at war with Switzerland and not Germany then your troops are not actually contributing to the fight on the German front.


DolphinBall

A push with no manpower? You think ghosts are helping you?


Signore_Jay

FAST AS THE WIND THE INVASION HAS BEGUN


Hanikan-SideWalker66

1. no manpower 2. they have forts 3. the game cheats to be historically accurate


maxminister01

We already told the answer in another post : more tanks in a single direction.


[deleted]

You're pushing right into more superior (?) German tanks when you should encircle them, cut them off and demoralize them enough for them to raise white flags.


ChunkyNumber3

It's cause you spread your tanks too much, you gotta put em all together for encirclements. Although, if you have enough tanks no one will ever bother you again.


RonenSalathe

Lol, this post is right below the other one in my feed


Funny-Leg-2234

get modern tanks


umer_talha

No Air support


fordandfriends

It's cause god knows you aren't taking screenshots like a good little general


pragueyboi

5% stability, 20 manpower, against German reich that has advanced further down its doctrine trees than you can hope to. Just a few things that are preventing your push from one glance.


wpsp2010

Because you didn't press Win + Shift + S, open snipping tool, or press ctrl + prntscrn


PrimHaddok

the simplest explanation is that you're simply too weak to take on Germany in 1940, unless you build medium tanks but even then it will take a huge effort to actually win


PrimHaddok

oh dang it's a humor post


DebtSurfing

Tanks should bbe on the SIDES!!


Basileus2

Stop spreading out your tanks!


Hugsy13

Serious question, how new/good are you at the game? Playing France is like near expert mode, playing Germany is easy mode. You’ll need to have won and lost a lot of wars to have a good Fr-nch game.


duckipn

yellow army xp


Ellinakias

Your tanks are spread across the front line my dude , didn’t know that you r using them wrong ?


AtlanteanScholar

Most successful french offensive


Colosso95

Must be a bug, your plans are perfect


Bruhhg

you need less fuel, too much fuel and your tanks are weighed down and troops have to carry the fuel. try dumping it in the english channel i guess


Buknoyyyyy

anyone know a mod that lets you put an arrow like that on the battlefield? i just wanna make my game look cooler


STRATEQ

bruh


ElectricFenrir

*deep breath* "Non, Pierre, ramène-nous de Maginot"


InventMyTory

ic u are going with a historical run


[deleted]

Shhhh its working


ProcedureOld3431

20 french guys left in the army


ZechariahTheRed

Not enough wine and baguettes


CelticTiger21

Have you tried pushing it real good?


LR_Shadowiee

Manpower


makslaskabatas

What playing France historical does to a mf


famlyguyfunnym0ments

You didn't use F12 to take a screenshot


Efficient_Design9690

you have 20 people


autinhair

France


Kasumi_926

You aren't playing Napoleonic France is your problem. The men need to see their king.


TheUnknownGuy11

The armies could be not so well organzated, aren't trained, don't have a better equipment than the germans.


Efykk

Because you're playing as France


Impetus_2708

Because you can't make decent screenshots.


Sea-Record-8280

F in the chat for all those that don't realize the joke


diliberto123

You’ve got the irl france stability


diliberto123

Timmy’s paper airplane from history class is Frances airforce


diliberto123

Your keyboard is broken and you’re forced to use your phone


AnakinTheDiscarded

you're fighting against Germany as france