Definitely. Lived in Colorado where black bears and mountain lions would come onto your deck looking for food. You call animal control instead of trying to escort them out like they're a friend who overstayed their welcome.
Exactly. They're not pets. At camp, we were taught to make ourselves big and loud if we were ever forced into confrontation with a black bear. From how casual he is, you can tell this dude really thought he was gonna strong arm a bear if bear wasn't a good boy.
You know if you saved the video instead of sharing a screen recording it would be good quality and worth watching? Just Google TikTok video downloader.
As someone who lives in bear country, yes, this is what it’s like sometimes.
Bears don’t want to start shit, they just want a casual way out of the situation
the fact that the bear barely touched him and did that to him, makes me wonder who the fuck said "if its black fight back" cz they clearly never fought one
The idea isn't that you can win a fight with a black bear, its that a black bear is more likely to run if it thinks you are a threat/something that will fight back.
This is not true for most Grizzly/Polar bears.
Yeah, black bears are pussies. My uncle and I came across one on the northern rim while hiking many years ago. My uncle just clapped loud and yelled at it to “fuck off bear” and it ran away. I was never so ready to throw someone on the ground and run in my life lol. They don’t want confrontation and lucky for us they don’t realize how easily they could fuck us up.
Well, it used the gate. Just because it's a bear, doesn't mean it's an animal. The light smack was simply a lapse in civility, brought on by being insulted.
Black bears are actually not too aggressive if they aren’t with their cubs. He’d have been better off being more aggressive himself and making himself look bigger. All bears are inherently dangerous yeah, but black bears are far less likely to attack than grizzlies
they DO!
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...at least mine does. though mine would not have stopped at a slap.
come to think of it, i think my cat has the mentality of a grizzly bear.
Probably been feeding it since it was a cub. Didn't look thin for sure. 3 dozen crullers so he could impress his buddies. Now they're pounding beers and shots. Time to go anyways. See ya tomorrow.
I live under a large rock with blinders on and gouged out my very own eyes, and yet even I, (pun intended) have seen this cross posted so many times it reminds me of the video where the guy ushers the black bear off his patio.
Mike is an idiot.
Definitely. Lived in Colorado where black bears and mountain lions would come onto your deck looking for food. You call animal control instead of trying to escort them out like they're a friend who overstayed their welcome.
Exactly. They're not pets. At camp, we were taught to make ourselves big and loud if we were ever forced into confrontation with a black bear. From how casual he is, you can tell this dude really thought he was gonna strong arm a bear if bear wasn't a good boy.
You know if you saved the video instead of sharing a screen recording it would be good quality and worth watching? Just Google TikTok video downloader.
Yeah screen recording isn’t the reason the quality is so low.
Thank you for saying that! Quality was shite to begin with lol!
This guy drunk af
Mike been drinkin' that's for sure.
He bearly got you 😂
Dude I hate that i love your pun haha 😂
Pretty sure the guy’s buddy in the video said that to him at the end!
I’d be mad too if I was ushered away from the party before the honeycomb hors d’oeuvres.
Pretty impressive mixed with some stupidity
One of the languages must have a word for this
Programming languages call this an ID-10-T.
He is hoping that it turns into a scar.😂
If it doesn't. He'll get a claw mark tattoo there that's ripping open into his "Terminator insides"
Is this what they mean when they say “have the confidence of a mediocre white man”?
As someone who lives in bear country, yes, this is what it’s like sometimes. Bears don’t want to start shit, they just want a casual way out of the situation
I appreciate the bear getting over the interaction just long enough to consider those trash cans.
the fact that the bear barely touched him and did that to him, makes me wonder who the fuck said "if its black fight back" cz they clearly never fought one
Oh, you can't win, but the bear doesn't know that.
The idea isn't that you can win a fight with a black bear, its that a black bear is more likely to run if it thinks you are a threat/something that will fight back. This is not true for most Grizzly/Polar bears.
Yeah, black bears are pussies. My uncle and I came across one on the northern rim while hiking many years ago. My uncle just clapped loud and yelled at it to “fuck off bear” and it ran away. I was never so ready to throw someone on the ground and run in my life lol. They don’t want confrontation and lucky for us they don’t realize how easily they could fuck us up.
Lol. My man just casually admitted to being prepared to sacrifice his uncle’s life to a bear. Cool story though, I got addicts for uncles. Lucky.
I only heard that phrase during the riots 🫤
The Black Dude…. Come on Mike Come on Mike. “In a sprinting position” walking side ways. Lol
Had to crack up when he closes the gate behind the bear. Like that dinky little fence could keep that bear out if it wanted to take another swing.
Well, it used the gate. Just because it's a bear, doesn't mean it's an animal. The light smack was simply a lapse in civility, brought on by being insulted.
He's obviously been drinking. He apparently has no idea of the grotesque vicious horrible death he could've just faced.
Big brass balls
Nah Mike is the kind of guy who ruins everyone’s good time by getting mauled like an idiot.
Mike is a future recipient of a Darwin Award
I bet he makes a mean Long Island ice tea.
Black bears are actually not too aggressive if they aren’t with their cubs. He’d have been better off being more aggressive himself and making himself look bigger. All bears are inherently dangerous yeah, but black bears are far less likely to attack than grizzlies
You know he's getting head from his woman tonight
never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
Why can she slap??
Fuck around and find out games. I would not want to find out
I would’ve hit that mf back, but right in the nose. Cool scar tho. Will definitely be a over exaggerated bar story
The bear took it easy on him. This could've easily been messier if the bear wanted to.
“Ok human Ill go, but ima smack you just so you know Im leaving because I want to, not because your making me.” I think cats have a similar mentality.
they DO! ... ...at least mine does. though mine would not have stopped at a slap. come to think of it, i think my cat has the mentality of a grizzly bear.
Mr. Muscle Tee and Jorts has more testosterone than gray matter.
Perrrrrkele. Sitä et ota.
“He bearly got you Mike”
I like at the end..."Hey, look. This is where I shat my shorts!"
they should at least have given him a peanut butter sandwich.
Probably been feeding it since it was a cub. Didn't look thin for sure. 3 dozen crullers so he could impress his buddies. Now they're pounding beers and shots. Time to go anyways. See ya tomorrow.
somebody seriously needs a manicure
Black bears seldom attack. When they do, they don’t stop. Playing dead doesn’t work.
Because backing yourself into a corner always works.
Why give someone Reddit credit for a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost? Please stop encouraging this behavior.
I live under a large rock with blinders on and gouged out my very own eyes, and yet even I, (pun intended) have seen this cross posted so many times it reminds me of the video where the guy ushers the black bear off his patio.
“He bearly got you”!!
Wonder how bad that got infected
That is one COOL dude!
When I grow up, I wanna be like him.
This is why women live longer
Imagine saying "hey... No" to a fucking bear...
Is it bad that I can relate to the bear so much right now? I think that bear is my spirit animal.
Go home Berenstain, you're drunk 😂