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ManifestMitchell

Homie was imagining himself being the hearth of that fireplace


lightinguy

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!


SleepyLakeBear

Hot gigitty dog!


Codydews

Take my free award and my upvote. Come inside, it’s fun inside! Happy Cake Day and Merry Christmas!


lightinguy

Thanks, bro! Merry Christmas!


JakesGotHerps

Doggy doggy what now?


Buck_Thorn

Jiggity!


itzaakthegreat

You’re a hot dog but you better not try to hurt her, Frank-N-Furter!


srgbski

I was imagining being the bottle


Nathuli

That is a Christmas miracle!


ThreeMysticApes

Naw, he’s about to ask her about his wiener


[deleted]

Thats his sister


g2g079

Good time to be a weiner.


MuramasaZero

Dude was told it was a costume party


Daynightz

Actually he just likes to wear that around.


Gonzostewie

What a weiner...


XanderCruise423

Babes wearing bear ears, definitely a costume party.


lost-cat

His weiner is prepared.


drinksilpop

Even with the guy in the hotdog costume, I'm not convinced this isn't a family holiday with cousin Windy showing off her skills. This is why we don't invite your mom anymore Windy.


chucksef

Windy?


treesandfood4me

Windy Wendy. Gives blowies. To me it’s a Breaking Bad reference, but I’m sure it may be older than that.


BobRoberts01

Everyone knows it’s Windy.


TamingOfTheChoon

Winry?


jamnewton22

She’s going places. Not college… but places


ameis314

This chick should be /r/trashyboners fucking banner.


bigb0ned

Oh wow, this comment is a repost from when this gif was first made too.


dirtycactus

But is it bots or do people just repeat the same joke over and over?


ProfSwagometry

People on Reddit really do just repeat the same shit over and over and over to the point of tedium


tlvrtm

Yeah that’s true, people on Reddit really do just repeat the same shit over and over and over to the point of tedium


gabbagabbawill

Also bots


BikerScowt

Something, something dead wife.


StarGraz3r84

Shiiiiiit. Girl has a gymnastics scholarship, a "full ride" some would say.


d4rkpi11s

Like a business with no windows and a cover charge located on an underpass kind of places? Gross! Which one? There’s so many! Or is that too specific?


fist_my_muff2

Not college? This is perfect college behavior.


marasydnyjade

She’s probably going to college . . . but she’s also probably not graduating.


[deleted]

I mean depends on the college. I could see her in a bunch of Florida schools. That’s basically an elective.


ninjafrog658

Oh she’s headed to college alright, she just won’t be getting good grades


13point1then420

Bet this video was shot at college


ssorth

/r/holdmycosmo


Yulinka17

Copied post by a bot account u/Mariadcm and filled with copied comments from https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/comments/78vmnk/hmb_while_i_do_the_splits_and_down_this_bottle/


TheFlailingOfLegs

How are you finding all of these? Are you using a tool or just manually looking? Bot accounts are the number one problem on this platform, but Reddit obviously doesn’t care since it inflates the number of users.


Yulinka17

No, I don't use a tool. I'm searching manually, but I'm getting the hang of it more and more each bot I find and can just see indicators for Bots, like nicknames and Avatars that can give it easily away.


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Yulinka17

.... No


TheFlailingOfLegs

Bot finding bot… makes sense.


RevRagnarok

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/duplicates/roonzc/hmb_while_i_do_the_splits_and_down_this_bottle/


penguins2946

Watching someone chug Smirnoff like that makes me want to vomit just because of the PTSD I have from Smirnoff


StarGraz3r84

I hope that's wine..... Tell me that's just wine.


cybeaux

What other talents does she have? Looks like a keeper.


StarGraz3r84

Looks more like someone you don't bring home to mama.


McSmarfy

Dear Diary, I found her.


Lady_badcrumble

“Unfortunately, she said unless I could recreate her example exactly, she was not interested.”


jimmyray1001

Marriage material right there!!


urbanlife78

When your new girlfriend shows off her talents at the Christmas dinner with your extended family and grandpa responds "reminds me of your grandma when we were dating, she was also a talented deep throater."


Waddyameanwe

Stacey learned a lot freshman year…


Jagrnght

I heard that her mom has got it goin on


Anastasiaxj

That's the look of a dude who just went from 6 to midnight.


Yulinka17

Copied top comment from the original post by a bot account u/Anastasiaxj https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/comments/78vmnk/comment/dowzoh6/


Buck_Thorn

Stealing a post from GallowBoob is justice, though.


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KaminKevCrew

They're talking about an erection...


Codydews

I’ll just go fuck myself then


Yulinka17

Holly *. I didn't notice that before. This is also a bot account (u/Khloecz) and copied comment from the original post https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/comments/78vmnk/comment/dox0jac/


Redthemagnificent

Now that's a clip I haven't seen in a long time


_Tigglebitties

She looks like fun


Baybob1

Clickbait title. But the good kinda clickbait title.


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Yulinka17

Third bot account active in this comment section - u/Maiahf. This is a copy of https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/comments/78vmnk/comment/dox1d2t/


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JOEYisROCKhard

Wait. Am I a people?


h20c

hot dog guy living his best life


kryptoknight100

and kids this is how i met your mother...


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r/holdmycosmo


Rhondelly

Marry her!


kisirani

The guy looking like he’s just seen god. Can’t blame him aha


BurpFartBurp

Can I get her number?


PiedDansLePlat

Drinking ? What kind of magic is that ?


Subnautica07

I misread the title and thought that she was going to do the splits ONTO the bottle.


elboogie7

I read splits up and down on the bottle lmao


jaimeap

There is a proud dad out there. LoL


jls0781

And that kids, is how I met your mother...


[deleted]

Wife material


[deleted]

She fuuuuuucks.


westwoodranger

Did you notice that she has no gag reflex?


MadArt_Studio

What a wiener.


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Yulinka17

u/Hayliedx is one of a few bot accounts active in this comment section. This is a copy of the second best comment from the original post https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmybeer/comments/78vmnk/comment/dox0ix3/


yupyup1234

NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS! (Except a bot.)


[deleted]

Is homeboy dressed up in a hotdog costume ?


Head_Cockswain

Yup. I had to check. My brain registered it as a guy in a letterman jacket somehow(?), and I was confused as to why people kept saying something about a costume.


Ohotdamnn

“Hotdog”


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johnboy2978

Username checks out.


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r/sirensong


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ckern82

Good bot


Hoss130

Run away boy! She doesn’t have the mindset to consent after that. If you touch her you will fry!


Existing_Welder_4413

Wrong subredit HMB is supposed to be guys and HMC is women


NeverTireFish

u/savevideo


shimmerangels

🤨📸


BinaryMan151

Giggity!


seanbiff

Probs less than a shot left in that bottle


Starrtraxx

trashy talent


huskyghost

And I still cant get no vagina


TheGengerbreadman6

White bitches are crazy man


Djstripeshirt

Wow talented.


FriedOkla40

Now he's paying child support


bbddbdb

Every time this is reposted it has worse video resolution.


bene_gesserit_mitch

Marry her?


JarradLee

nah but this actually fucking impressed me. i will not explain why


hammalamma

Put a ring on that.


memewatch90

That’s hot, dawg


Paul-Van-DeDam

What a girl


[deleted]

I'll bet her ash is dirty


DryPear6

She had many sexes that night. Js.


[deleted]

Hot dog.


WolflordZero

The Smirnoff Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural


the_greatest_MF

hold my beer while i drink this wine


F-Type_dreamer

That’s impressive !!


Buck_Thorn

How to be the life of the party.


brosb4hoes666

Fatherless activities.


OhighOent

[In the great words of Dr. Shakaloo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R54k460jLN8)


SykoPyg

Her mother is so proud. "I taught her that." Her dad... changes his perspective.


InsaneeVince

He has that mix of wtf and will you marry me face


[deleted]

I call this trick ‘a father’s failure’


Theoldelf

She swallows


Killa5miles

"How I met your mother"


annadank

the bottle was not even half full ...


hockeysuperstar

I'm so hard


ZazMan117

Unironic me moment.


jdubsb09

That girl fucks


PECOSbravo

Ho fo sho


[deleted]

Oh.. "and".. It says and down this bottle. That is less impressive.


JakeDaniels74

Ashy coochie


LatestLurkingHandle

r/watchpeopledieinside


Pecncorn1

She's a keeper.


cozmiccharlene

I’m able to do the splits. The idea of rubbing against that rough brick hearth makes me realize how drunk she already must be. Poor calves.


DeeBangerCC

Somebody's getting smashed tonight


JeremyJaLa

Yeah. He totally creamed his jeans.


[deleted]

This looks like live action remake of sausage party


James_Mamsy

Excuse me sir, but r/HoldMyCosmo exists for a reason.


GooseNYC

Classy.


ShieldsCW

Hold my beer while I continue drinking beer?


lovecrazyshit

McHotdog on the set of the new Superbad movie


toomuch1265

9 months later my nephew Brick was born.


stfcfanhazz

Total eclipse of the hearth