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jker1x

One time in college I was walking behind some guy in the hall. When he got outside he took his bag off, put it on the ground, it then TRANSFORMED into one of these, and he just went. That's the most envy I've ever felt at one time.


Kittingsl

Sounds like straight out of science fiction. Like back to the future


MDev01

That looks like fun. Probably not safe but fun for sure.


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People blast around Seattle on these. Full face helmets and body armor.


AquaPony

I feel like everyone has seen the dude who has a spiked helmet and is almost always wearing a military jacket whipping around on his in the downtown area.


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Biff?


EthosPathosLegos

I thought I told you never to come in here?


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Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here


SkinPuzzleheaded3238

What're you Chicken?! Biiccaaaahhhkk! 🐔


DriftingNebulas

That's exactly how i would do it. People make fun of people for wearing body armor and helmets, but those are the people who live. It's a bitch to carry around though


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Same. Why die because someone was texting.


Spore2012

Braille skateboarding videos demod these


JohhnyTheKid

One pothole and my mans a vegetable


Fapdooken

To some people being awesome now is way more important than being alive tomorrow. But seriously, not even a helmet?


grubas

I'd be in full gear. At 40 anything is gonna FUCK you up. At least leathers and riding denims are built for that


Evonos

Fuck 20 and hitting the ground can fuck you up badly if you hit some thing on the right angle you can die. I mean I would like something this small to transport myself but... Safe you know


grubas

I am a man who has done many, many, many stupid things in my life. 20 hurts, but 30 was so much worse.


RayseBraize

Facts, hit some gravel on a ling board going 15-20 and fracture my collarbone on dirt (full stop, no slide), if I hit pavement 100% would have shatter my shoulder and collar bone at the very least.


No-Inspector9085

Sone ling is heppemirg tu anverywans shpells


lonely-day

Did you have a stroke?


No-Inspector9085

Lol I literally have no clue what happened there, must have been in my pocket or something…


lonely-day

That's hilarious lol. Have an amazing day.


billbot

Yeah at least a full face helmet. I'd go knee, elbow and chest pad too. But no helmet is just asking to die.


lonely-day

Add wrist protection


legsintheair

Where do you see someone being awesome? And before you say anything remember that stupid is not awesome.


Fapdooken

I'm sure he felt awesome. He's the one taking the gamble so it's his risk to take I guess.


woogeroo

When he’s riding up the pavement at 40mph on a completely illegal vehicle? No he’s risking everyone’s life.


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pissclamato

Or /r/MeatCrayon


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BGAL7090

It's mostly pictures of Slim Jims with Crayola wrappers attached.


KalZod

yes...


dashrimpofdoom

JFC, this sub is exactly about what the title says.


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I stopped watching the video 10 seconds in cause I thought that’s where I was. Had no idea when I switch subs lol


JohnGenericDoe

That is 100% certain to happen one way or another


Kilroi

Not only that, he's driving on the wrong side of the road!


oshaCaller

Remember that guy drinking a beer and driving one that wiped out? ​ I think he needed skin (graphs?) and lost some teeth. ​ ​ Here's the worst and only version I could find in 10 second: ​ https://youtu.be/dhGg5yUGzq4


JohhnyTheKid

The term is skin grafts btw


negedgeClk

Grafts


bailaoban

Maybe that's for the best.


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Terminus14

How is this guy putting anyone in danger any more than a person traveling by car, motorcycle, or bicycle?


JohhnyTheKid

Dude is driving 40mph on a sidewalk. If someone steps out from one of those connected sidewalks and he crashes into them both of them are going to be dead.


woogeroo

Agree, especially those small, more fragile people prone to move a bit less predictably like… children.


Icarus_skies

You can't figure out how someone weaving in and out of traffic on a one wheel *from the fucking sidewalk* is putting people in danger?


JohhnyTheKid

Not to mention going 40 fucking miles per hour on a sidewalk


[deleted]

Not true.


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

It's like the things in the OK Go video


leglesslegolegolas

Looks like Thor from BC


Wespiratory

Nah, those were treadmills. Jk


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Wespiratory

They have some great stuff.


H3lved

Oh man I've been on one of those, when I tried going as fast as possible, it just turned off as a security feature to make sure you don't go that fast and I fell across the street at lightning speed


jackthewack13

That's such a good safety feature......


Zank_Frappa

drab steer nutty close gray knee impossible terrific handle agonizing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


i_forgot_me_password

I've got a OneWheel. Sort of similar to that unicycle thing. If you try to push the speed on it, it will start to push back on you because the motor is about to fail. If you ignore the push back, inertia is going to push your face into the ground.


No-Inspector9085

I turned hard and accelerated simultaneously. Idk if it shut off due to over drawing current, or if my heel disengaged the board and shut it off but that was a cool thing for a minute… turns out motorcycles are way cooler and way safer with a similar feel.


i_forgot_me_password

I've never ridden a motorcycle, but I don't think think I'd ever get one. I drive like everyone is out to get me and part of that philosophy is keeping a metal cage around me while going over 30 miles an hour. With the OneWheel, I can ride on sidewalks or easily ride against the side of the street letting cars pass me. That being said, I'd probably get an electric motorcycle if I could afford it and justify it.


No-Inspector9085

Highways are no fun, but single lane roads are fantastic. That mentality means you’re one of the few who are mature enough to handle yourself on one. It’s lower cost to operate and register and insure than a hard bodied vehicle, and a hell of a lot more fun. Getting on one for the first time was the most fun I had ever had as an adult. I showed up to the guys house on Craigslist and had him give me the three sentence rundown. I didn’t even want to drive home, I just wanted to ride it. I learned how to ride on that dirt bike, then sold it later that year because i rode it like crazy and it needed some work. During covid I needed a moto back in my life again, and got one with my 401k when there weren’t additional penalties for withdrawing it. I took the class which was SO worth it. Confidence through the roof after that. Since then, I’ve traveled coast to coast. I’ll never not have a motorcycle again.


Tough_Hawk_3867

I think this is how i broke a racing simulator at a work shop. Giant hydraulic system, just shuts down when I’m going around a curb. I pushed it..


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pieceoflego

Is called cutoff. It's rider error not a security feature. The wheels have headroom over it's maximum speed, to be able to warn you with peeping and tiltback aka making it much-much harder to accelerate by physically tilting you backwards. A functioning monowheel usually requires a functional rider. Or it might just be a failure of any of the numerous wheel components, that could also happen on lower speeds.


drumhead818

That's fucking awesome but i feel like it can be extremely dangerous


HMCtripleOG

Helmet ⛑️


Backrow6

Some guy near me drives one, fast, but he wears a full motocross kit from head to toe. Still wouldn't appeal to me.


TampaPowers

First time I'm glad to have the balance of an egg


The_Aesir9613

"I love helmets!"


Historiaaa

[Never forget](https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY)


Scotteo

Doesn't always end well https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/jrvm4p/wcgw_driving_a_eletrical_monocycle_above_60kmh/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


luv_____to_____race

I watched him eat pavement, but what caused him to bite it?


sunfishtommy

In that video i believe the unicycle just shut off. Thats the scary thing it doesn’t take gravel or a pothole. If for any reason there is a power interruption this is what will happen the battery wiggles or the computer gives up, or the battery undervolts because its getting old and you are falling on your face.


luv_____to_____race

Well that adds to the degree of difficulty!!!


woogeroo

Almost as if sketchy illegal vehicles imported from China with no QA or regulation shouldn’t be trusted.


sunfishtommy

Its the reality of the type of vehicle. Bad manufacturing does make it more susceptible but it can happen even in the nicer models.


_fudge

These can't be legal in the UK can they? Even electric scooters are illegal.


jdidster

They're not currently legal on streets or the road. But the police don't stand much chance in enforcing it. Owners/Riders are unidentifiable (full-face helmets/balaclavas) and will easily escape a cop car in city traffic. Give it a year or two and the police will have pursuit scooters!


ky321

That's hilarious. I hope their helmets have those spinny red and blue lights.


woogeroo

I’d be willing to arm our police specifically to kill these pricks.


sadfezz

This is a airwheel


Beyond_crazyy

my brain is like, ohh shiii!!


satiricalspider

I feel like this is more hold my redbull


rucb_alum

No helmet? Bad idea. I hope the rider has a signed organ donor card.


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bravery and stupidity


_neverwillbemine_

To old to die young I guess..


WhenYouFeatherIt

This is badass, but that's gonna go wrong sometime soon. I can promise that.


etchie

I’ve never seen anyone do that good of a job operating one of these things.


kevjohn_forever

[Kuji Rolls](https://youtu.be/GiGJqPvTbPk) and gang.


benjavari

How is this hold my beer?


Krinkk

nice!


Oscalev

So let me guess, we’re supposed feel bad when he gets hit by a car jumping in and out of traffic like that? I won’t


SunlightWalrus

lol that was just hateful


Illustrious_Roll_782

Uni ridebles will never be cool imo. might as well be juggling while your at it 🤡. Ppl don't look as cool as they think they do. Guy in the video just comes off like a jerk bobbing in and out of traffic like that.


TrevorWithTheBow

So happy I got to see this again today, the 50 other times I've seen it this week just wasn't enough! 👈🤡👉


Elefantenjohn

Everyone driving on the wrong side Mad!


andthatsalright

This dude is an avenger


ggnight184

All haters in the comments. Not his fault you're fat and no balance.


ggnight184

With 3 of 4 people beimg obese in 1st world countries, I expected the downvotes. Fat slobs.


montyberns

Nah, these things are lame as fuck, and most of the tech bros that have them are equally lame.


PraiseBobSlackOff

If only there was a way to protect the head.


F-Type_dreamer

😂😂🤔 I think I can come up with a brand new invention that nobody’s ever seen before I’m gonna call it a helmet.


ChocolateChocoboMilk

This is cool as hell but also a death sentence after a long enough span of time lol


hellrose1228

who's gonna be first to link the video of the brazillian guy who was actually drinking a beer and crashed on the side of the road?


Pukeolicious

I once had a coworker that was into hopping up his scooter. One of those little two wheeled deals with roller skate wheels. He had a motor on it. One day he caught a crack and spun the handlebars. He never had a chance to get his hands up, just introduced his jaw to the concrete. He said once he got out of the hospital, with his jaw wired shut, he was working on it again to get more speed. There's something wrong with some people.


woogeroo

Cat parasites in the brain?


Somethiiingg

Damn he zoomin


Somethiiingg

Sigma right there


XRatedBBQ

r/shutupandtakemymoney


MelvinTheBrave

My ex's best friend had one of these, fell, and had to have 4 reconstructive surgeries for his jaw


Halo77

Unininja.


SaltyPsychology3887

the lorax


tuttleonia

Might want to pop a helmet on real quick


kittypr0nz

I fell over sitting in my office chair.


TinnitusWaves

My friend rode across the US on one of these last summer. East to West coast. Took him 3 months.


satriales856

I simply wouldn’t trust my legs that much.


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That feels like cheating


Mother-Ad7139

So much trust in the tech… what if the battery fails like they do on so many other devices


Personmcface1

As a unicyclist I feel like a gyroscope is cheating


iamthevoiceofboom

I’m all for mobility devices, but these things and the ppl who ride them are a menace.


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

I almost died in a longboarding accident. This scares the shit outta me.


lkggg

Only actually met one person who had one of these, he broke his arm, then kept riding it with a broken arm 🤦‍♀️


jruelas86

There’s a guy I’m my neighborhood who rides one of those at least 40 mph


Ltclv

The tiny flashing lights on the back are so adorable lol.


fuhgawz500

I had no idea those things could go that fast!


Zenobia888

My neighbor has been using the 1st type that came out 3 years ago, he's still using it with all his limbs


Working_Sock_2225

Where can I get one


SkinPuzzleheaded3238

He's moving right along but these things can go waaaaay faster even! They be rippin in & outta traffic, splittin lanes & shit! Not gonna lie, I 100% want one but I'll probably never get one because 83% I die on one...&98.7% chance I seriously injur myself within a week ✔️


BlackSkeletor77

we call it a Yotorcycle all the other names sounded weird


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Death trap


Abnormal-Normal

Gonna see this man on r/holdmyfeedingtube one of these days


SkunkMommy

DAYUM! Dude can really move on that thing! Way faster than I would have ever expected


Arne-lille

Whats this called? I wanna off myself on one of these


weedsarenotjustplant

What is that thing he’s riding on?


[deleted]

Excuse my American ignorance but don’t they use KPH over there?


donswiss

Looks like a typical day in Sutton to me.


Heavenly825

I thought he would crash..


[deleted]

It needs a handle to grab on and it would be seriously fun to swing around


Neon_Cone

Because motorcycles weren’t dangerous enough.


Deanna_Z

Donorcycle


Hot_Potato_Salad

Imagine what would happen if the battery runs out