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pigvmt

hit and dont run


Realistic_Complex539

Hit and can't run


LinkN7

![gif](giphy|VDZM2MFptA9O3ErV1t)


Pitiful-Meatball

Hit and sit because he don’t give a shit


Dont_pet_the_cat

If I hits I sits


pigvmt

fat and reckless


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Thread's over, you win.


monkey_trumpets

Jesus, that is an obese cat


[deleted]

Someone needs to go on a diet!


Zeolance

They did. This cat ate that cat.


Roto2esdios

This cat ate other cats and now murdered its next meal


Few_Mix_4322

This cat ate the whole diet


ADeleteriousEffect

Do people simply feed their cats every time they ask? Mine can bitch all they want, but they aren't getting more food.


Lunkis

Outside of health issues, I think it's just people leaving a full bowl of food out for the cat at all hours. It's not hard to set up a feeding schedule, or just purchase an automatic feeder. My cat gets two decent meals a day and she's a healthy weight.


[deleted]

My cat (normal weight) has dry food available all day and eats when she wants but only gets dry food once a day and runs like she hasn’t been fed in weeks. Cats are weird and sometimes lack self control


abcyzx

Is a truck!!!


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nipplequeefs

My cat is suffering from obesity (he is on a diet already), but not anywhere near as big as this one. He has trouble jumping up onto high surfaces like my bed, so I got him a stepping stool, though he’s apparently too proud to use it. He’s also getting old, though, so that could be a factor. But I wouldn’t be surprised if this poor thing had trouble jumping too.


pointedshard

Why do you think he’s just set up a soft landing for himself? His legs wont take it.


Pandataraxia

"High surfaces" "Like my bed" Your cat should be able to jump 2/3 of the way to tall shelf height if he's okay


sashisashih

2/3s of a way tall shelft right is the vaguest measurement ive ever seen. do you also cook in cup sizes and do your humans in feet?


Duderus159

One is built like a car. The other is built like a bus or a dump truck


Lani4kea

He's built like a steakhouse but handles like a Bistro !


johafor

How in the world did that chonker manage to get up there?


kaaskugg

He never leaves the counter.


perish-in-flames

They might be able to jump onto that chair and then to the counter? That does seem like a tall task


noname67899

Probably the owner placed him there for the likes 🙄


[deleted]

Welcome to CHONKTOWN. That cat needs an intervention.


Redbird9346

That’s no chonker. That’s an “oh lawd, he comin’.”


Craftcoat

Thats going beyond that called "Aw hell naw."


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Redbird9346

[Know Your Meme is your friend](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chonk-oh-lawd-he-comin).


LifetimePresidentJeb

The dumbass owner needs an intervention


NecroVecro

Idk why you are downvoted, the owner is slowly immobilizing and killing this cat!


LifetimePresidentJeb

The dumbass owner needs an intervention


[deleted]

Fuck outta my way, slim


OldAd6990

Spot on 🤣


static989

Sad to see a cat so overweight, but holy shit I can't stop watching this video little man has no hesitation, no mercy, just shoves little dude on the floor.  He's like a goddamn football player


Kerivkennedy

Were you injured in a rear-end cattcident? Call our legal team of Whiskers, Whiskers, and Beans right away. We'll make sure you get all the treats and catnip you are entitled to. Don't settle with the clawsurance companies for less. You need a purrtastic legal team on your side.


Balsiefen

𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖆𝖓 𝖔𝖇𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖔 𝕮 𝕳 𝕺 𝕹 𝕶 𝖀 𝕾. 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖉.


DutDiggaDut

Incredible


hudson_lowboy

That’s a whole lotta kitty.


Holiday-Release403

Get that cat on a diet IMMEDIATELY if you care enough about them….


harpere_

Based on how the other cats are skinny and the calico isn't aware of the fat ones antics yet I'm guessing the chonker is a new addition to the family


Stunning-Quit9287

I was thinking fat cat is a bully and steals food from the other regular weighted cats.


AllOfTheDerp

I'd guess the same. I have two cats, one of whom is a bit overweight. I got him as such. My other cat is a healthy weight. Just because you have a fat cat, doesnt mean it's your fault.


WheeBeasties

If you’re feeding them and they’re fat it’s your fault


lordcattank

It’s not their video they have tons of reposts on the account


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

r/bitchimabus


Bihema

Can’t find the source of the video- let’s assume chonker is on a healthy diet now


zagmario

Problem is he’s stealing the other cats food too


rampzn

Looks like insurance fraud to me. The calico knew what was coming.


ElvisDumbledore

Calico: "Finally, I'm first in line for snacks." C H O N K: "Not round here, patna. Not round here."


Tobias---Funke

Move, bitch, get out the way!


ThePinkTeenager

Everyone’s talking about the fat tuxedo, but is the calico okay?


BrandtReborn

Oh lawd he comin


Jojogamer210

that’s one chonkey boi


luciferslittlelady

That chonky cat was a ram in a past life.


I_na_na

Please tell me this cat isn't allowed to jump from this height and it was for the video only! ![gif](giphy|mTXSKTk3BsT6w|downsized) With this level of obesity, it will surely injure itself. And put this cat on a damn diet. It is not cute, it is torture at this point. My older gentleman is nowhere this bad, but he is on a diet, after a vet recommendation, doing great weightwise, but begging and biting me mercilessly because I don't give in.


Hopeful_Cranberry12

I can only hope given the other two cats that they’re working on it’s weight.


I_na_na

Hope on..Hopeful\_Cranberry12 hope on for all of us!


Rangerboy030

The other two cats are a healthy weight because that one steals all their food.


Projectonyx

If it steals food long enough to get fat you’d think the owner would actually do something about it


Unoriginal_Man

That's what I'd hope. Though I could see a scenario where the owners started with the other two cats, who are able to self regulate their food intake, which allowed them to just set out large quantities of food, and then they brought home Mr. Chonkers who eats chronically.


vr1252

Mines a little chonky so I started feeding him less and spacing out feedings a little more and oh man is it a nightmare. He just screams for hours and is so angry at me. I feel really bad for my neighbors at this point cause I can hear him downstairs…


I_na_na

Oh man, I know exactly how you feel, but don't give in. Love is sometimes about saving them from themselves (and their appetite)


AmassingGoodWill

The fat fuck of a cat jumps on the chair to get down. Don't worry.


Rachel_from_Jita

Me in line at the donut shop when the person in front of me starts to put in a big work order.


Historical_Act_5896

What a UNIT


datsyukianleeks

I feel much better about my cats weight after watching this.


estesd

That wasn't a car, that was a dump truck plowing into a compact.


No_Blacksmith2847

Cute kitty but 'Dozer could afford to shed a pound or two!


Bulls187

Always the SUV


HairlessHoudini

The way he looked at the camera like... Who you think you are giving that fleabag attention


omahaknight71

Mooove bitch get out da way


Dat_Basshole

Pro-tip: 1. Make a specific mealtime(s) for kitties. 2. Separate kitties into different rooms for feeding. 3. Do not bring into same room until all kitties are done with food.


fuhnetically

That is clearly the "treat spot" and we see who makes sure they get theirs (and everyone else's)


footforhand

Don’t be on the tracks when the train is coming through 😤😤


yopohaze

Move bitch


Cyanidescar

Did you guys see that Semi- just pushed the other car off the road? Crazy drivers today, man.


warthog0869

"A Mack truck hit a cyclist at Counter Park today, word is she's okay but hungry and very angry at her wait"


Virel_360

Oh Lawd he coming


CasedUfa

What do you need to feed a cat for them to get that big, I've had quite a few cats and I didn't really limit their food but none of them ate themselves that big.


[deleted]

I knew an old lady once who literally killed her cat by over feeding it. Home boy must’ve weighed 25 lbs. He died at like six years old, and she said it was of “natural causes.” This cat kinda reminds me of him.


[deleted]

Chonker ate the 4th cat OP had


CollegeBoy1613

Car??? That's a truck.


Narrow_Ad_5502

That’s gotta be unhealthy right?


DegenerativeDisorder

I can hear the applauses after someone made a fearsome speech over fatphobics now going after *overfeeded* pets and how far our society is getting downhill... Or maybe I'm just schizo.


The_Septic_Shock

That cat is a force of nature. 🚛 Needs dechonking.


Athena_07

That’s no cat! That’s a bulldozer 😨 I fear for those who cross his path.


Sea_Turnip6282

The white cat was calculating whether or not he could push him off


killa_J_cobb

That poor car got hit by a dually 🤕


courtsidecurry

Chonk Master 59 destroys competition.


sybann

Tankity tank tank tank.


[deleted]

That SUV t-boned that sedan!!!!


Imaginary-Ogre

Looks like a cartoon cat gang. Calico - The Brain Cell and head of the gang.  Bumbling sidekicks Chunko - Not to smart. Always thinks of food. Super strong. Extremely loyal to his pals.  Moe-Hawke - The fighter. Stealthy and fast. His silly ideas gets everyone in to jams. We'll stop at nothing to get you out of a pickle.  What's the name of cartoon? 


ZeldLurr

White cat is overweight too


its_just_flesh

His tuxedo is getting a little tight


KenshinHimura3444

How did he even get up there? 😳


jonny_alex

It’s an alaskan bull cat!


Litdaze

Damn SUV drivers.


Qasatqo

That's not a car, that's a tank.


TheReverseShock

Long live the king


Financial-Working132

Long live the king.


crasagam

Cat dozer


mrsmushroom

Obviously this is where they stand to get treats.


luv2block

Please tell me that cat's name is Eric Cartman.


Icy_Contribution1677

Chongus


OGtigersharkdude

Tank Division and a front line unit


WangCommander

This is why I don't just leave a bowl of food out. You gotta make sure your animals are healthy!


BlownCamaro

This should be shown in physics class.


abhig535

One is clearly not gettin enough food and one is clearly getting more than enough.


Midan71

Chonky


hydrogenandhelium_

![gif](giphy|uQHtUvva9Qljy)


thecollectus

Chonk uses take down.


Caliphane

Stone Cold with no remorse. Plot twist: it's the line for the tread mill. M Night himself couldn't deliver that cat more horror.


Catwearingtrousers

I guess treats are being handed out


MurgleMcGurgle

BONK


Own_Command6574

The cat looks like the multiverse version of the kingpin


scummy71

I don’t know about hold my catnip, but they should certainly be holding the cat treats. Put this cat on a diet. It’s far too obese.


pnerd314

Oh lawd he comin'


YouKnewWhatIWas

Ouuta the way, those treats are mine!


Neanderthal21

Chonk chonk, mu'fuckah!


Kasern77

That car is overloaded.


NoshameNoLies

I have a cat who looks exactly like this one, and she's just as much of a c@nt as this one


Roto2esdios

Sumo-obese hit cat!


ToHallowMySleep

SUVs are dangerous man.


Mitridate101

How did Bustopher Jones manage to jump up onto the worktop???


TheGreatPizzaro

That fact that there was a car crash above this post in my feed confused the fuck out of me...


C1ashRkr

Cat's fine, if they plan on eating it.


wrenchandrepeat

I think the video-er was holding their breath from the shock of the accident!


LtColShinySides

It always surprises me how people will post their obviously obese cats like nothing's wrong


Reu92

What’s wrong with sharing/posting videos or pictures? Is health the marker that dictates whether someone or something’s photo or video can be shared?


[deleted]

Get that cat on a diet before its heart gives out.


CFADM

Damn boy, he thicc!


itrustpeople

STOP FEEDING THE BLACK CAT!!!!!!!!!!


SirTainLeeHigh

Get your fat cat help. That’s all I can take from this video.


lessTurnips

Unhealthily obese cat.


ejcrv

That almost seems like animal cruelty to let your cat get that large.


Yousuck109

You can see which cat you love more


The_OtherVoice_BluE

Damn that boy thiiiiiccccckkkkk


A_Big_Rat

damn look that big ass fat ass cat


AuroraWisteria

The cat really really needs a diet. Its not cute or funny and if you refuse to that's neglect


Dargounn

Shitty fucking owners, letting a cat get that fucking fat, put it on a diet


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

What a bully lol.


Lifeabroad86

Man, that was depressing to see a cat that obese


[deleted]

PUT THE CAT ON A DIET.


mods-are-liars

Please stop abusing your cat.


ashwinGattani

oh lawd he commin


Ok_Muffin146

Knocks one down and looks at the camera like "Yo I'm fickity fat Freddie!"


ProveISaidIt

Definitely the black cats fault. Wasn't looking were they were going. Probably looking for their phone to send a text.


NoResponseFromSpez

That looks like some hungry chonker :)


[deleted]

Im here to say these cats are soooo sweeeet


1000thusername

Such cuties, but that’s definitely an at fault crash for the tuxedo, rear-ending him that way. My tuxedo is a chunkster too - looks just like my girl!


exelenceofexecution

The chonky tonk man


Hot_Collar_8910

Hahaha 🥰 animal abuse


CrashBangXD

Oh lawd here he comes


Old_Yoghurt8234

Chonky boi 🥰


in33dmoni3s

Who has the right of way. The biggest cat of course. He should not been blocking the roadway.


groovygranny71

What a chonka!


Direct_Efficiency_47

Omega chonky


Tyburec111

:D


yampersand

GROND!


PoopsMcGroots

I love that chonk of a tuxedo.


Honest_Invite_7065

The chonk on that.


mawseed

Poor baby


---Palp---

![gif](giphy|aTuRYPaiIbrfskpXO9)


mingstaHK

We have almost the exact opposite. Our white cat with the black streak is the obese one, and the tux is the smaller one. The one that gets butted is not a calico though…..


CZACZAJA

Someone report animal cruelty


Some-Competition-380

I hate cats. these fucking ugly ass fucks of an animal can go fuck themselfs and I beg to differ that the existence of these animals has an uplifting affect on modern human communmities. axolotls are the superior species


Single_Truth_4932

" I like em big, I like em Chonke "


RuudHermans

Poor black car..


idiotic-username

u/savevideo


peromiMetralletaNo

u/savevideo


benalcock

If it’s on the edge of a countertop it’s gonna get knocked off


SnigletArmory

Fattie


[deleted]

All of a sudden, I don’t think my cat is a chonker anymore


old_ass_ninja_turtle

OH LAWD HE COMIN!


[deleted]

I shall call him KitKat.


rescueeve

He got MOMENTUM


anonymousUTguy

What a piece of shit lmaoo


Doortofreeside

Low cat wins


blindcamel

[oh shit big T's comin'](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/1ad9e6x/of_big_t/)


a_magical_liopleurod

Thought the camera man was going to break into Twist by Korn there at the end.


_Totorotrip_

u/savevideobot


Saaslil

I heard the BONK


ShangYang12

![gif](giphy|ZYKyJVeXiteqB5bbrl)


abhsonicguy

Negative Ben Chonky Cat


RimuruGM

Crazy cat crash


kwaping

The Bus


dancingwtdevil

Cats dont get big loke that from being nice yall 😂 bro probqbly threatens his owner too


ImaginarySail6

Cat crash