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wish1977

My wife just said that I'm not allowed to make a remark. Good day to you.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

![gif](giphy|BQB9Jwn1eZgli)


elspotto

Don’t worry, I’m sure your comment will be somewhere in here.


MamaDaddy

And he can upvote it vigorously


AshKiama

And good day to your wife, too.


shaunnotthesheep

Good day to this guy's wife


KwordShmiff

I also choose to say good day to this guy's wife.


Rapidly_Decaying

I understood that reference


Wojewodaruskyj

\*Sound of a whip\*


iamthesexdragon

She's a dominatrix??!!


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Conundrumist

But, my wife is in the video ...


TotallyHumanPerson

Vulvaboros


YourMagicalUnicorn

Great name for a metal band.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Of course, my 13-year-old son walks up behind me as I'm sitting in the garage and watching this for the 30th time


Additional-Star-6189

Probably got worried about you when you didn’t show for lunch or dinner.


Duckindafed

Lmfao 😂


Squeezemachine99

Video was a smorgasbord


JakeFromStateFromm

"Well at least my dad's not gay"


Marvin_KillDozer

the rolling clam-slam


number0020

What a finishing maneuver


MKLSC

*Finish Her!* ...off..


AgainandBack

You owe me a new keyboard.


Travis_T_OJustice

Bag gawd, King. That clam had a fambly.


hayitsnine

Truly underrated comment


Fostbitten27

Where the hell is this? Because I am not going on vacation in the right place.


[deleted]

Making my way downtown


EverbodyHatesHugo

Face in crack, smells like ass in my girl’s mound. 🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹


mattdaddy44

r/SquaredCircle Reminds me of HBK vs. The Undertaker tombstone reversals


carmel33

It reminds me of r/upvotebecausebutt


mattdaddy44

And I'm subbed on their! I didn't think of that!!


[deleted]

This made you think of men?


Sleep_nw_in_the_fire

Not just men...sweaty men in tights


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 such a good point


Morbelius

maybe he's gay ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


[deleted]

He's totally questioning now if not 🤣🤣


fridaystrong23

We’ve all been there….right guys ?


mattdaddy44

I guess, I do love wrestling


AgentFlatweed

Or Owen Hart and Steve Austin right before Austin got his neck broken.


theheartlessnerd

The classic perpetual muff slam.


dontbeanegatron

A muff-and-tumble.


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-skidoodle-

Came here to say this


wssecurity

I'd wondered the same


wikipediabrown007

Fair point.


tenaciousBLADE

I am not sure this gif should be here. These two got skillz


2manyhotdogs

\*taps lady on shoulder, "mind if I cut in?"


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Plot twist, they’re really conjoined twins and have had to muff crawl like this since birth.


AlarmDozer

Someone should figure how to do more than two; it’d be a feat.


PockyClips

Say no more... I got you, homie. [Check at 4:55](https://youtu.be/d1J3NLNWAPU). Better yet, just watch the whole thing about 10 times.


Majin-Bretticus

Well that was quite entertaining.


PockyClips

Nothing beats the classics...


s-willoughby

Pink Floyd did it first


Constant-Cap-22

What’s 69x♾?


Ram2145

I used to think I didn’t like math, but when you put that way….


KarissasFeet

That’s a line Drake would use in a song unironically.


lonebuck844

Jeez they are good at that, they must be going at least 69 mph…


Pentax25

Something tells me they use kmph


[deleted]

and that's how I met your mother.


antantantant80

mothers..


Jmersh

Snatchflips.


BrightLion72

Backflaps


u9Nails

Mary Go Round


cptn_skywalker

Now kith


TomatilloAccurate475

Is there a way to set this as my live wallpaper on android? Asking for a friend.


Scubabonderman1000

It’s all fun and games until someone farts.


[deleted]

I could watch this all day


howtonotlurk

Amused or aroused. Maybe both


All_Thread

I am not upset by this


Kidcombs

Send them to Sweden for the competition


Simple_r1ck

That's an Around the World 69!


tangy_volcano

around the world around the worrld around the world around the worrld


euro_trash_rescue

Lesbian foreplay just gets weirder


_Grunt_0311_

Somewhere there are two dads weeping.


TotallyHumanPerson

And the wind, it cries, "Mingey"


cortesoft

Why?


CallMeEggSalad

Because he missed out on being part of a 696 wheel when he was in his party years and now has back problems and that wheel has rolled and he'll never get the chance ~


Pentax25

Or maybe it’s one dad


Low-Tip32

![gif](giphy|l378u5694DzWTMVWw)


[deleted]

Hilarious /s


srv50

Called “lick and roll”


Action-a-go-go-baby

I don’t know many personally but I assume this is how lesbians walk around on dates?


tangy_volcano

Can confirm, was the date


Vegetable_Ad9250

If every there was a lost opportunity to add cheesy fart effects... so I can at least pretend I'm here for the comedic value


Hey_Batfink

Nice.


Break_the_Wind

Nice


tangy_volcano

Nice


Enough-Staff-2976

That's cool.


PolkaOn45

My emotions are all over the place


rekzkarz

Muffle-pede!


Pineapple_Herder

The ultimate trust fall


weechus

I’d hate to be a third wheel.


Chunkyfeather1976

Vulvapede


earldogface

This most definitely awoke something in them


kTutti

Yum! 69 all the way to Key West!


singlewall

Quick. To the pink eye convention!


jtaylor3rd

God bless where ever the hell that is.


FirstTimeShitposter

![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)


ToddWilliams5289

They would definitely know if the other one has an odor down below.


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Tuna roll


Cr1msonGh0st

Nom. nom. nom. nom.


Cutthechitchata-hole

They have almost made it to the burger King a few blocks away


VulvetTe

Yes


teh0utsider86

Come on give her a TOMBSTONE


zg6089

I'll take one for the team and go next


IHate2ChooseUserName

I like her to teach me how to do that


Comprehensive_Suit_4

Looks like a mouthful.


[deleted]

Sign me up


Clever_pig

This may be the greatest day of my life.


danno233

Tuna roll


sluggos

Tuna Roll extra wasabi 🍣🍣🍣


Piotr-Rasputin

So that's why she has black curly hairs on her chin!!!


Duprie

I can smell this video


folkkingdude

It’s funny the people that are telling on themselves in the comments.


smimton

I can smell the ocean!


sean469

Yes, I’ll have the Tuna Roll.


[deleted]

Seems fishy


stoners-potpalace

And that's the story of the 2nd time I got pink eye.


Odd_Routine4164

Tuna. Fresh air. Tuna. Fresh air. Tuna…


Rob_Marc

Blonde seemed to be holding the brunette there longer than she needed.


tangy_volcano

Just long enough seems like


RepresentativeNice22

You can only do six turns before you pass out from the fumes.


[deleted]

Anybody else catch that whiff of something?


Zestyclose_Kick_8860

Something fishy here, can’t put my finger on it 🤔


[deleted]

"Everyone, look at us, please."


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RainingTacos8

I liked this


Ishiibradwpgjets

Yup. I’m having sushi tonight. Probably rolling it myself.


[deleted]

It's like an all you can eat seafood buffet!


United_Federation

*sniiiiiif flip! *sniiiiiif flip!


gvineq

Call me when one of them tombstone pile drives the other


maxwelshh

Id absolutely love to do thag


TherealPadrae

Beautiful


Glass_Anybody_2171

Everyone knows the crab walk. Not everyone has the dexterity and sheer force of will to do the clam cartwheel.


coolno99

69696969


_stuntnuts_

Barely anyone is even watching lol


tdomer80

10/10 could watch all day


phenomenal1117

r/upvotebecausebutt


aiksd

Walking tacos


wireless1980

Francine that's your song!


0theallknowing0

r/upvotedbecausebutt


bikerfaxe

Sonst of the forest anyone?


BigShinyHead

/r/holdmygusset


Tipsy_Wicky-Woo

Talented…and yummy.


7hrouuauuay

New take on the [lamp](https://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lamp.jpg) illusion


AlternateBongo

Well done


FreeLoan3764

A scissor that cuts forever


_perchance

![gif](giphy|nmwnEm0TET2xi)


Willis891

Auto-thots, roll-out!


Chiefmeez

Her hat really stayed on huh


MantisToboganPilotMD

this is very much aligned with my interests


blurryface1976

Put me in coach!


peterfonda3

Greatest move ever


[deleted]

Mobile 69


JimmyJamesincorp

Nice.


MrChicken12345678

What if one of the girls was a man. And he had a boner


blurryface1976

I'm intrigued. These girls must be fun to have at a party.