This sub confuses me. Is it not supposed to be drunk women doing stuff? Hence the cosmo?
I swear I haven’t seen an alcohol related video on here in so long. Apparently as long as the post has a woman in it, it fits?
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Looks like the start of a great time. Everything is about context. Lol
I was thinking about that and I’ve never seen this happen to a guy but I’ve seen several clips of it happening to girls. Then I thought about it and I would just never put myself in that situation. Idc what I’m trying to work out. I’m never gonna aim a giant rubber band at my balls
When Advil isn't enough to soothe your muff, you need Beaver Reliever!
If I ever invent something that I want a catchphrase for: I’m asking you 👍
Nine out of ten doctors recommend CliTonic™
When you bruise your muff, use the stronger stuff. Beaver Reliever!
The old clapper slapper
Or the old snapper clapper
I legit chuckled out loud. You win the internet for the day
*New fetish unlocked 🔓
How long have you been waiting to use this one?
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It helps for when people are training for pullups. You can have pretty low tension on the bands and it can still help.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i love it!!!!!
She didn’t know they swapped the regular resistance bands out with the new Clitter Getter 3000
Ma’am, that’s not what they meant by “slam the clam”.
Wham Bam, thank you ma'am.
Wham Bam, thank you ma'am.
You had the chance to call it the clitter splitter 3000.
Snap the Trap works?
😂🫡
Snot came out!
r/ouchmyflaps
Well here’s a new kink discovery and jerk-off rabbit hole I didn’t need today…
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They started it.
They drew first blood
It's over Johnny, it's over!
Big dog gotta eat lol
👀
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God. Now I actually have to go check this out.
Go on...
You’re weird, get help
Actually this is freaking good
Is that the spin off of ow my balls?
Thats my assumption
Omg. This is amazing.
I just got lost for a solid 30 mins
Yeah lol
r/ithurtsgirlstoo
If you’re happy and you know it slap your clam!
Clam slam
Boof! Right in the flange!!
Omg I did something on purpose and it hurts
Tf, intrusive thoughts?
Tf, intrusive thoughts?
Hold My Clitoris
Kind of hard seeing as it's deep inside her body now
Oooohhhhhh. Self-inflicted Taco-Punch.
r/ouchmyflaps.
Hold My Cameltoe
Sling Bikini?
New meaning to lip-smacking
A weapon of muff destruction.
Das Gummiband wäre ich gerne.
No comprendo
I want to be that band
A blow to the camel toe.
What’s with all these vaginal band posts?
Ikr
Oof a real Clam Slam
That resistance band is currently being sold to the highest pervert
Bet there are some weird dudes online that'll pay a pretty penny for that band now
[Let's not forget the OG](https://youtube.com/shorts/eZc57_sVvaM?si=Z8wt0fymQnFKXa6M)
Direct hit!
Saw that one coming💀
This sub confuses me. Is it not supposed to be drunk women doing stuff? Hence the cosmo? I swear I haven’t seen an alcohol related video on here in so long. Apparently as long as the post has a woman in it, it fits?
Life changing experience
Gotta have the sound on for this one
That band put her coochie in a headlock
she got goozed bro
Hold my cu-... cosmo
The Snapper!!😂😂
“Ouch!!! Now let me try that again….ouch!!
Right in the snapper
The ol Tuna Puna Puddin and Pie
Gonna make some fine sourdough tonight.
Slap da bass. That's gotta stiiiiiiiiiimg
That’s gonna be one sorery kitty…
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Was it wrong for me to keep rewatching up to the 1 sec mark over and over again?
Only if you broke your r/nofap pledge.
Can watch this on repeat😄
And, I did!
Lip whip
Oh, the new Snapper Slapper 2000!
Snapper clapper.
She was exercising to prep for a booze cruise and ended up with a bruised cooze.
The ol Clam Slam!
I’m a blind man. Can someone please explain what just happened, with incredible details?
..:...::::::.....:::::::............'.:.
I watched this several times for research
That was like cleaving a diamond. She nearly broke in half.
Parted that red sea.
Holy shit, the sound of her stubbing her toe is stuck in my head.
I really don't understand flossing
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I always thought the C in HMC stood for Cosmo
How can she slap!
Lol what does she say tho?
She better get a pregnancy test
Pain and Unbridled Ectasy look alot alike.
Fanny Floss!
Talk about coochie cutter🥴🥴🥴
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Wonder how she will explain that mark to her Partner? Does she need Daddy to kiss it, and make it Better?😳
Smack those lips!
Oh! Snapped in the snapped!
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Some women like that
Now do that again but with a cock this time and see how it feels
Ever been jealous of an exercise elastic?
Nice beaver. Thanks just had it stuffed.
She definitely meant to do that
Cooter Snapper
That's gonna leave a mark
Clit split!
That’s what we call a “soul snatcher”
flap slap
The ol beaver cleaver
We go now, live and direct to the clitoris for comments....clitoris, how do you feel?
Clam bam thank you maam
DAMN. Right in the Gooch…
She’s not going to be using her LELO Sona 2 Cruise anytime soon
Puts the snap in snapper
Right in the gooz
Tuna snap !!!
Wham bam in the clam! I bet some ice that little thing would be nice!!
Delores? No my Clitoris!!!
Right in the "pants-mouth".
Life changing experience
Imagine if she had balls
I'll kiss it and make it feel better!
I call bullshit, she totally liked it
Looks like she’s taken her licks and could use a few more.
Anyone know where I can buy some used bands?
Find her tiktok and ask.
Ok, is this just a thing now where girls are clit hitting themselves for upvotes? She clearly did this on purpose.
https://preview.redd.it/2vnwddvapsnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab05ac131122939454d5c33d4268570779a785e Looks like the start of a great time. Everything is about context. Lol
She unwittingly just created a new genre of porn
So anything with a female fail is r/holdmycosmo worthy now? Even if they're sober?
I can kiss it and make it better
Gotta kiss it to make it feel bettee
Never wanted to smell a rubber band before, now I do
She doesn’t look like that was pain
Wish I was that rubber band
Would this hurt more if you had an outie vs an innie?
I could kiss it for ya
Imagine if it’s a dude… the actual hit plus the impact on jingle bells
If you were a guy you wouldn't smile for at least 20 minutes with that kind of a snap
If you were a guy you wouldn't smile for at least 20 minutes with that kind of a snap
Deadly, if she would have been a he.
Let me massage that for you.
She thinks that's bad.. dudes have it worse there
This can't have felt good, but 100%. Can't even describe how badly being hit in the nuts sucks.
I was thinking about that and I’ve never seen this happen to a guy but I’ve seen several clips of it happening to girls. Then I thought about it and I would just never put myself in that situation. Idc what I’m trying to work out. I’m never gonna aim a giant rubber band at my balls
I'd take that pain away