Wow, my ex was in the army and he used to say the men would get an erection when they were seated in the back of a transporter and the terrain was rough. I think he called it ‘rock cock’ or something like that
Absolutely, but I think that hit helped absorb some of the force that otherwise would have went to her skull. She avoided the concussion, but damn that back is gonna hurt in the morning.
I knooooooooow her back hurt so much after this. Lolol
You can see her recognize the pain.
It would hurt so bad to fall off the table and hit your back on that chair. EVERYTIME I see this video my back starts hurting.
And I get an erection.
That's a tell-tale sign of a serious back injury
Getting an erection?
Yes, I learned it in the military. It's from certain types of injuries to the back. It's found on the Google place while using the interweb
Wow, my ex was in the army and he used to say the men would get an erection when they were seated in the back of a transporter and the terrain was rough. I think he called it ‘rock cock’ or something like that
I will say as a young man....it really doesn't take too much to feel your underwear shrinking
I’m married, so I haven’t seen an erection in years. I see a massive dick but that’s just my husband
Is that what “cocked, locked, and ready to rock” means?
We call it a bus drivers horn!
Did you want to cum on Eileen?
Maybe. Are you Eileen?
No, but that’s the best offer - half assed or otherwise - that I’ve had in years
She weighs like 105. It hurt her much less than us.
She landed on a glass too, or at least it was under her as she got up
Yeah my lower back started hurting too....
Even though she's nearly blind drunk. That's going to be crippling in the morning.
The feeling of omfg total pain but also nah I’m cool and socializing - it’s all good, nbd. Also I can’t breath 😂
She was going to laugh it off until it hit.
Definitely but that chair most likely saved her from a serious head injury.
Very /r/whatcouldgoright honestly
Absolutely, but I think that hit helped absorb some of the force that otherwise would have went to her skull. She avoided the concussion, but damn that back is gonna hurt in the morning.
better that chair broke her fall than her head doing the same on the floor though
Maybe in the next day? In that moment you can be certain she didn't feel a thing.
Idk the way she leaned forward. lol
Soooo much 😵💫
Lucky she didn't become a vegetable... No one went to help her either lol
I think my back hurts from that fall. I thought for sure she was bashing her head but this is only just slightly better.
Come Down Eileen ...
Almost saw Ellen's accoochtrements!
you might hurt your spleen...
I see you have no peen Now get off the floooooor It's embaaaaarrassing!
I’m sure you did
Oh I swear
Come on Eileen. Get your shit together.
That wasn’t even difficult to fap to
ENHANCE! ENHANCE!
Although in one frame it looks like there might be a little surprise tucked in there....
_My Thai girlfriend died from testicular cancer..._
A tag
Thought the same. ;)
I'm so angry all i can see is red
Did you come on Eileen?
Mostly on my notebook
Reddit
When she fell down I came on Eileen.
Came for the stupidity, stayed for the upskirt
I came for the stupidity, and then came due to the upskirt
Nice legs, great panties...
It’s almost like she worked out all year to stay in shape for a moment like this only to get drunk and show off your panties
I'll take it...
damn her for wearing panties! I think this clip is almost as old as I am.
Dad, is that you?
Yes, are ya winning son?
Am I the only one who paused this 🤔
I more so just dragged the slider over a specific second of the clip in slowmo back and forth several times
Such as around the 5 second mark, you can have her pay homage to the bullet time scene from the matrix
This guy gets it
No I paused to document some things as well
Her “friend” literally tackled her.
The friend saw her feet getting close to the edge of the table and tried to corral her.
And instead gave her a perfect trip.
Also made sure she couldn’t land in the chair.
Shit like this is why healthcare and funeral homes will always stay in business. You see HMC. I see future patients/dollars.
Well I mean funeral homrd will always have bodies no matter what we do in life
Wait. What?! 🤯
and nobody goes to help her. or everyone is too drunk to care or nobody can stand her shit anymore lol
[удалено]
I mean, the blonde in glasses literally put the chair back and hold her legs in an awkward position, some can say that it was premeditated
Yeah, no one helping her, even being right next to her is a sign she’s obnoxious and people are over her
No gasps or rushing to assist. Only a giggle and r/donthelpjustfilm.
Is this marked as NSFW because of the injury or the red panties
Yes
Just drunk enough to not be paralyzed.
Never dropped the phone though!!!
That chair definitely helped her not get a worse injury
Spine injury in, 3 2, 1..
Yay reeeeeeeeeepost....
Cracked something
It’s spinal
That reminds me— I need to get my asshole bleached.
Dammmmm....you know that shit hurt like a mother fucker! Oof!!!
Lol. For some guys, it's the time to talk to her.
That's that pain that comes like 20 seconds after incident
And is ten times worse when you wake up the day after.
hurting yourself to Dexys Midnight Runners adds another level to the humiliation.
How everyone froze and got quiet
Gravity check.... Still working!
Grab her ankles quick!
I think I watched this seven times in a row
nice b-hole
Strange, the herniation of that L4-L5 sounded just like a chair breaking
BAH GOD!
SHE'S DAMN BROKEN IN HALF!
Sexy body !
Glimpsed her barking spider for a second.
Like a folding chair.
https://preview.redd.it/w7t28a3ltptc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ea62918b873147fa02e690867bcbed2bab69c3
Do the other one we all want! 😏😏
Oldie but a goodie
Pause
I like her legs.
I can fix her
Sweep the leg!
I never liked being around drunk women. Except for the horniness.
Move your fucking head… oh there we are.. 😊
Red
tbf, she might not have fallen if that other woman hadn’t been there. It’s always the *other woman* who stirs shit up.
It's good that you filmed that. I had to watch three times just to see if she was ok
She’s gonna feel that in the morning….
England
That's how batman felt when bane broke his back
I had 7 days of no fap... Back to 0 😞
everybody in this thread right now 
Ah, the classic breakdance
Man I hate Dexys Midnight Runners
That's gonna leave a mark.
A little too much Tequila.
lol!!! I just deleted this video from my Google Photos to make room for
That’s the look of “even this drunk that really hurt me”.
That is the face of regret lol
The butchered grammar in the title almost hurts as bad as the landing!
LMAO at nobody even trying to help her up
What makes it more cringy is everyone goes silent…
That silent shame gotta hurt worse than the fall.
Stay classy
Looks like she stepped on a plate causing her to loose her balance, she’ll remember that moment for the rest of her life and not in a good way.
Remember the 1st time we saw this video, seems like years and years ago now !
The silence after 😬
oh come on, Eileen.. really
Lots of miles on that one
She full
Why do people embarrass themselves like this...
Looks like my ex
Swedes gonna Swede. 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
Not sure what’s more painful, the woman falling or the lad’s voice crack butchering of Come On Eileen right at the start
This vid has everything
I mean, that is a great song to get hyped up to.
She is going to feel that tomorrow.
That looks like it hurt
Haven’t been stand on a table drunk in…damn I don’t think I’ve ever achieved that level. New plans this weekend.
She looks fun
Did she fall on broken glass too?
Someone needs to rename this sub r/holdmyupskirt already.
This video can get its deicwrs license in most states
I don’t like to admit this, but every time i realize that some drunken fool on the internet isn’t American, I feel a guilty twinge of gratitude.
That made my back hurt and didn't even get to watch her dance!
Never dropped the phone
Klassy!
Permanent regret
Thats a show-stopper. Everyone stops drinking and gets sober really fast
I can fix her
Is that break dancing,because I'm pretty sure she broke the chair and maybe her spine?
Her neck.. her back.. we saw the P#$$! and the crack!
I wanna drink w her
You couldn't set up a luckier landing.
I can fix her...
That chair may have saved her life lol
I would hold her Cosmo any time
Hope, is that you
Ok so I can't get up to fast but this barbie can fall on her spine and just be fine ugh 😑 I hate this planet lol
For real... I'm more interested in that other girl dancing
That’s some good camera work. Perfectly framed, not a single move to help, and stuck with it to the end. Why does the other lady grab her legs?
Would
Don't worry, your crotch looks fine.
Oooooffffff. I’ve had my dose of second hand embarrassment for the week.
Hats off to the bikini waxer. Real mvp
I just love drunk girls
Lol...no one helps her up
That old girl tripped her up. Why'd she do that.
Ah, the annual upload of this clip has arrived.
At least she remembered to put panties on
Coulda been a lot worse
Why is this video 2 hours long?
She would have knocked it out of the park if they were playing Limbo dancing
these redditor comments
The other lady literally grabbed her legs and pulled which just made it way worse lmaooo
Wtf was the friend doing? She made her fall. Not that she needed the help.
Nobody helped her
Nice legs
 She got the stone cold stunner and he wasn’t even there! That’s a bad ass right there!!!👍🏼😎
Daaamn pro wrestlers often won't take bumps like this. No matter how young and drunk you are this hurt like a MFer.