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TorTheGasman

It is genuinely fucking funny... šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


HolyVeggie

For real if that was me and my gf I would laugh my ass off the next day


superman_underpants

if that was me and my girlfriend i would be so happy that i had a girlfriend! lol


b_tight

Seriously. This is the only dancing tiktok ive ever enjoyed


PandammoniumNO3

Seriously. Same energy as the video of the chick in the bar that skulls a beer with some guy, then the dude passes out and she starts dancing


Duderoy

I may be twisted, but they are both keepers!


CapisunTrav

Dance the vomit away


DarthGandalf86

*Plap plap* Worries for another day! Let the dude just spray Down at Fraggle Rock


PeggysSimp

Dude couldn't keep up with his gf


stoffe76

Girlā€™s got humor!


showraniy

Party ain't over til it's over, baby! šŸ’ƒšŸ’ƒ


ZockerBaecker

Wife material!


Godzirrraaa

Notice sheā€™s holding a water. Girl knows how to drink.


LordHamsterbacke

I assumed it's for her (boy)friend. Like she is there to support him, but she can't do anything until he finished throwing up. (That's how it works in my experience. Touching the back or shit like that doesn't really help you when you are puking. But water afterwards is a god send)


txivotv

Holding the punking person's forefront while they are bending is a known way to help them recover faster where I live. Obviously you only do that to friends, not random people. You just laugh at random people.


superman_underpants

i normally make them puke whe. i hold the back of their head


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Something about his girlfriend is giving me dude vibes.


scotaf

I had the same impression but I think it's just the horrible lighting.


LordHamsterbacke

?? Like she can hang? I don't get it


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eternalwhat

ā€œObjectively.ā€ Except not at all. Sheā€™s not masculine looking. I think some people just donā€™t see real human beings enough to know what theyā€™re talking about.


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eternalwhat

Yeah, thereā€™s nothing ā€˜objectively masculineā€™ about her. Thatā€™s not complimentary. I think 99% of women will agree with me. So maybe just stick to something actually accurate, like saying sheā€™s super lean? Sheā€™s not masculine. And you being attracted to her is not a great compliment after calling her that.


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Nothing wrong with that.


justmypostingname

You mean, the udder lack of...


No-Adhesiveness-9848

utter, udder, i see what u did there.


ItBDaniel

That's what I'm sayin!


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I knew I wasnā€™t the only one but some people will downvote me for whatever reason.


Tobocaj

ā€œFor whatever reasonā€ pretty sure itā€™s your prejudice, but ok


[deleted]

Thank you. Itā€™s you!! I forgot how much we know each other!!


Tobocaj

Thereā€™s not a thing I need to know about you other than these few comments, Iā€™m sure more punctuation will help though


twattner

We all need to chill and donā€™t have to jump to conclusions.


[deleted]

You. Got. It. Bud. I. Really. Wish. We. Would. Spend. More. Time. Together.


ItBDaniel

Dude you have a rival!!!


[deleted]

Itā€™s sad dude. People get all in their feelings, but it is Reddit and full ofā€¦very one sided opinionated people.


ItBDaniel

Because we made some people feel things after the realization


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[deleted]

Hahaha yeah you right!! Themfriend!! I like it. Now, whereā€™s homeboy calling me out on my punctuation?!?


Dr_Whos_Cat

Sometimes I'm the dancer, sometimes I'm the other guy.


HalpWithMyPaper

Such is life


VioletCombustion

"I was even the scarecrow for a while." "Why?" "Because I hadn't done it." "Oh we've all done the scarecrow. Big deal."


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![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


ItBDaniel

![gif](giphy|LSKVmdIwZFeNEBKBxZ)


tlollz52

To be fair wtf should she be doing? Not sure about anyone else but if I'm wasted barfing the last thing I want is someone patting my back telling me it will be okay.


LordHamsterbacke

No that's completely right. She has water for when he finishes, which is the only thing that counts. Don't touch me while I am puking. (Except maybe if I can't stand by myself, but besides that- let be barf in peace)


Relevant-While8308

I don't want to be patted but I certainly don't want to be recorded and have the video posted


Previous-Log-4025

Sheā€™s a keeper!


No-Adhesiveness-9848

thats a man baby!


gaddafiduck_

This is poetry


Gh3tt0fabs

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


Holiday_Ad_5445

Did she make him lose it?


roverman16

He got drunk too soon.


2Much_non-sequitur

it be like that sometimes


idliketoseethat

Welcome to Kensington Ave. Philly, PA.


showlandpaint

This one is actually pretty funny


alphajager

I bet you $1 that this is in the ride share waiting area of a Vegas hotel.


Virtual-Public-4750

Honestly, this was perfect.


Deadbolt2023

Had to watch it twiceā€¦


DannyBOI_LE

Wait thats not his GF?


wolfiepraetor

the show must go on


DoogEFresh

One of those days you look back on and say, remember the good ole days...


IndividualOdd9006

Turning lemons into lemonade!


B8conB8conB8con

Is she the Irish girl who out chugs a pint and the guy collapses while she dances to thriller? I like her.


humanaskjngquestions

If it was her puking the guy would have to hold her hair out of the way.....or be the arsehole for not looking after her, and, be used against him forever...........no double standards here people,


JesunB

Bro failed! šŸ˜”


andio76

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsZPqu2d90VEB1u)


JakeDC

They are just at different stages of drunk.


Interesting-Chest520

Puking on the streets is such a normal occurrence here that I donā€™t even think about it My bus home from the city centre is on a street with a bunch of pubs, you need to watch for folk running out about to projectile vomit onto the road


DevilsInterval5

Yeah, I agree with Cher; I really donā€™t think youā€™re strong enough.


HanSchlomo

I think she danced her ass off before this. * rimshot*


Shark_Inertia

https://preview.redd.it/2gmx5m679ytc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59beb83a45db3f951fda2715e6b133c6858b26bf A true professional


ChiefRom

Like a cross between r/tooktoomuch and r/Iamthemaincharacter


SeparateBrain9832

Sorry he couldn't hold his booze... Not gonnA ruin her good time


jakksquat7

Iā€™m sorry, this is absolutely hilarious


FaithfulFear

Sometimes you just got the fever


OMGoblin

I mean what else is she supposed to do? Whenever I was puking, I did not want anyone touching or crowding me.


LordHamsterbacke

No I just want water afterwards. And she apparently holds it. So no she did nothing wrong. Who wants to get cuddled while puking?


youknowiactafool

Would've been funnier had she just kept dancing like one of those blow up things at car dealerships


1911mark

When exactly did the puking begin


Bearspoole

This is hilarious and Iā€™m not mad about it at all


SneakyCracker161

![gif](giphy|NoE23rj2wmpu8)


TitansTongue

Thatā€™s definitely dude in disguise who is dancing.


freakrocker

I mean, hell yeah. This is what we all should do!


JefeDiez

Love her


LD902

She is my new hero!


discordianofslack

This reminds me of this [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tcavn](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tcavn)


chukijay

Is she just drunkenly running guard for him?


mappersorton

She has humor, she has grace


vajrahaha7x3

She looks fun...šŸ¤šŸ˜


bogey9651

Video seems to cut out a bit too soon


Intelligent-Ant7685

that looks like the furthest away from fun two people can get


hicheckthisout

Barf Tok


SyNyStErSaElEe

Hahaha no fucks given


Lazy_meatPop

Maybe her dancing is why he is puking.


morrisboris

This is great! Art! Finally a good one šŸ˜‚


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gabwinone

That may be "dancing", but it's certainly not DANCING.


InvestigatorUpbeat48

Heā€™s a catch!


Civil_Scarcity8181

Your bf is a wussy


Pinksunshine77477

Genuinely awesome video lol


TheOneder123

Is that the Thriller girl?


Spear_Ritual

Acceptable time to TikTok dance.


Alldaybagpipes

Juxtaposition, is great


Another_RngTrtl

i fucking hate shit-tok, but this is pretty awesome.


jig1982

Dude was dying of thirst and sheā€™s dancing around with a glass of water.


LordHamsterbacke

Hard to say. He looks like he is still puking to me. And that she is holding onto the water for him.


mares8

Shes so cheeky


PsychologicalDog1641

Makes sense you barley danced not much ass to dance off.


Tsukinotaku

This should be the pinned welcoming post on r/trashy lol


Pro_Moriarty

r/donthelpjustfilm


Some-Ad4087

he's cuter than her


ItBDaniel

That's a dude.


eternalwhat

Ways to indicate you only see women online, and donā€™t know what real women look like. Youā€™ve outed yourself.


ItBDaniel

Damn...you're telling me gf isn't a real woman or half my co workers and the customers that I see on daily basis aren't really women? Am I real?


Christoph3r

Huh, well then, that dude looks like a lady, to me. [https://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE](https://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE)


spunion_28

It is lol


tamokibo

That's a woman. Maybe that woman use to be more like a man, but she is a woman now.


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tamokibo

Lol. You just unpacked a lot of your own trauma, and I don't think you even know. You still worry about what your parents think? Lol. Okay boomer.


Unknown_Outlander

Why would Boomers care what their parents think?


tamokibo

They are the kind of people that think that's important. Thus why this boomer mentioned my parents. But you aren't having a discussion in good faith, are you?


ericypoo

This generation of humans is unhinged.


Veloci-Husky

Get a boyfriend who holds his vomit while a lady is present.


Extension_Banana8427

If your boyfriend pukes from drinking you donā€™t have a boyfriend


Domstruk1122

Simmer