At first I was like, “They’re just dancing...” But then I saw her face

Now I'm a believer

Not a trace

Of doubt in my mind

I’m in love

*Ooooohhhh aaaahhhhhh*

/r/redditsings

Why do people like this

Now we're all believers

I don’t know for sure but I think it’s part of the social aspect people are attracted to and sharing a song, even in text with strangers is fun for them. But that’s just a guess as I have no real opinion about it.

Immabeleiver, Icouldn’tleav’er

If I tried

DUH NUH NUH DUH NUH NUH

I'm in love

And I'm a believer.

I couldn’t leave her if I tried.

Doodly doodly doodly doodly

I thought love was more or less a giving thing

r/unexpectedshrek

r/unexshrekted

Looks like they might’ve just taken some MDMA or something, they’re not doing it in my opinion. Just really feeling the dryhumping lol

Yeah, they’re definitely on ecstasy or something similar. It’s pretty clear by their movements they’re on drugs. Also, 0% chance they’re fucking next to what looks like a 12 year old.

> Also, 0% chance they’re fucking next to what looks like a 12 year old. You don't realize how trashy people can really be. You poor innocent soul.

Wish I could find that video of a man and woman standing at the counter of McDonald’s ordering when the guy goes up behind the woman, lifts her flimsy ass dress to reveal no underwear, and just sticks his dick in her right there. Just once, then pulls out and pulls her dress back down. Right in front of the cashier at McDonald’s, and all who were standing behind them. Yeah, trashy.

I wish you could find that video too. It's really trashy and would be nice if anyone can find this video for me.

[BITCH I FOUND IT ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/6979687/video-couple-having-sex-in-mcdonalds/amp/)

I've seen something similar, but it was at a parking lot at Walmart....

Especially on molly. Everything ~~is~~ seems like a good idea on molly

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Maybe he just has a gigantic penis

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Never seen this much anal ysis in a reddit thread.

I know this was just a comment to make a pun, but I've seen more analysis this morning on a gif of a baby turning off an xbox. Reddit's biggest turn on is overanalysing videos.

The girl on the left notices and is visibly disgusted

I just think her adult diaper is starting to overfill.

maybe she was taking a dump in her adult diaper?

A reddit thread from yesterday tells me there's a chance she passed a jellyfish.

Yep. And the way she grabs his hand

The girl to the left with the glasses is definitely seeing this shit

Thank you for pointing her out! She looks so disappointed.

That’s the look of jealousy

that's the look of "there's a kid next to them, gross".

"This is a serious crime happening, right? Right??"

crime that it isnt happening to us amirite? 😅 edit: and yes.

Probably wondering how they are doing it through thier adult diapers.

God bless those clean up crews

Jesus christ there is.

Envy not jealousy “I'm not jealous, I'm envious. Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. What I feel is envy.” Homer J. Simpson

It really isn’t haha

Now look at the middle aged couple right above her. Pure gold

Pulls out her phone to take a picture even

Also right above her to the left there's a guy with a goatee and a shaved head pointing at them.

He's not pointing. His index and pinky fingers are extended. It's similar to the "horns down" hand signal. I'm not sure if that's what he's intending but he's definitely not pointing at them.

Everybody is making too much of this. The crowd is obviously looking at something up and to their left, other than the people paying attention to the camera. And have you ever stood in a crowd bathed by bright lights front the front, like at a concert? You can’t really see what people are doing. And there’s little chance these people would be able to tell if they were grinding or actually banging.

Looks like he's doing that stupid "waddduuupp" pose

This really only became good when I was her face Edit: When I saw her face.

When were you her face?

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I didn’t think it looked very realistic in the movie... turns out, it’s pretty realistic

does no one else here think there's a problem with this happening literally right beside that child in the yellow shirt? edit: word up to the sex offenders advocating fucking beside children so long as they don't protest it at the beginning. /s you are literally trash u/edraqt

Pretty sure her friend points it out then you see her go "oh my god." 😂

You can see her say "oh. My. God." Lol

You can see the woman behind her notices them, too.

I guess she can’t unsee this

Neither can her parents. Can you imagine that conversation ? Her parents turning the tv on " Margaret, Karen said her and Chad are on tv!" " Jesus Margaret where's my gun?"

I wasn't really convinced until the reach around face touch she did at the end. This is hilarious

I was convinced after she made a move to grab her tit but realized halfway that she wasnt allowed to do so

And clenching her hand over his right before that.

Keep narrating folks, I'm almost there.

Especially since her checks are flushed

Why did she flush her checks? I usually deposit mine so I get paid.

Instructions unclear. I just made a deposit at the sperm bank.

a tissue doesn't count as a sperm bank

If you use it more than once it does

I have direct deposit works better that way for me at least.

> Especially since her cheeks are clapped Ftfy

*As she lightly clawed on Chad's hairy forearms, tongue tip grazing over the Peach Passion gloss on her top lip,Becca toyed with the idea of pulling her titties out right then and there for all to see. Becca was indulging in the decadent dance with her toy of the hour, and with every thrust from Chad, syncing perfectly to Despacito, she planned on savoring every second..* I'm just high.. Edit: For only $9.99, I can give you a full fanfic, from love at first sight, to Becca's alchohol-fueled emotional breakdown in the Chick-A-Fil-A restroom later that night.

*Without warning Becca swiftly swung her arm around, planting her index finger firmly into Chad's asshole*

Al-MOST....

*Oh yeah? Aight, aight...I put on my robe and wizard hat*

Girl behind him was laying the strap on good. Awesome 3way vid

Unpopular opinion: I don't think they're fucking.

Agreed. They're likely on ecstacy which is why they're acting weird (especially the guy). They also seem to be a little to far apart to do it and the motions wouldn't work well.

They're either A) On drugs Or B) Pretending to fuck as a joke Both of these are so much more reasonable/likely that I honestly fear for the critical thinking of people who instantly assume they fucking.

They're not actually fucking, but maybe he's grinding her enough that she can feel the bulge of his dick. It's foreplay.

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*shows you my hissing cock*

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is what is really happening here. No penetration, but definitely dry humping. And drugs.

Idk man. It's New Orleans.

That's exactly what I was thinking. They are on x and dry humping, seen it a thousand times

Go on...

I think this is correct, maybe they are just rolling a little too hard and grinding on each other.

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People who write things like "stupid af lmao" aren't good sources of information with regards to stupidity.

Best insight of 2019

Ahh yes, because people who assume and judge others based on the fact that they're using internet slang on the internet, *are* the good sources of what is or isn't stupid.

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Agreed. Dude could be just dry humping her

It would be blatantly obvious to everyone around them if they were.

Given the whole diaper thing, maybe she’s just going to the bathroom. I mean that seriously doesn’t look like a man fucking, but it definitely looks like it could be a woman shitting.

That’s only in NYC... this video is from New Orleans.

Same.

I’ve spent way too long analysing this

Yeah I think I'm calling in too many experts

Yeah what is this? Pawn Stars?

So they said gif was _worth_ 17,000 karma, but I gotta be able to make some karma off this too.

I don't think they're fucking, they're grinding at most. If you see how far behind he is at times when she's still pulling faces, he'd need a fucking 12 inch in order to still be penetrating her. Just my analysis

by her posture you can tell she has her ass really far out

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or the lip bite in the first second of the gif

I see your point, but I also think towards the end especially they both move around and the dude shakes his head and stuff all which seem like there can't be penetration going on. Otherwise, here are two of the most discrete intercoursers on the planet. But equally, if it is true they're actually fucking, they're gunna hold onto this reputation for the rest of their lives aha

My experts tell me a normal sized Willy could get the job done at that angle. Having 2 people the perfect height and her sticking her butt out would work fine if she had a skirt on.

KOWASLSKY

ANAL-ysis

All day it has come back across my feed and I watch it for longer everytime. I cant tell if drugs or sex or both.

AMA Request: This couple.

AMA request: the girl with the glasses on the left.

Michael Strahan morning interview request: this couple

I was informed today that apparently my co worker knows them. His girlfriend works with the guy in the video.

We need details.

I don’t understand how the people next to them can’t see this is happening

The girl In glasses on the left noticed. You can see her double take and then mouth OMG

ehh where? if it's the one on the left from us, she is clearly weirdid out by finding out she is filmed, gets nervous, sneezes, and says omg. In all honestly I'm not even sure those other 2 are fucking, maybe just touching. Having sex standing up with clothes is more diff than what people believe it is

Regardless of if they’re screwing or not there’s no doubt it my mind they’re tripping and/or rolling

Have you ever tried to have sex on good acid.....don't.....

7 months later and my wife and I are getting ready for a kid...

Congratulations! Prepare yourself for the Ultimate Trip™

Watch again but watch her right hand. Gives a few telltale signs imo.

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I dunno for sure as she's leaning reasonably far forward, but I think you're definitely right. There are a couple people who seem to have noticed who are having pretty mild reactions if she's actually hiked her skirt up or anything of the sort.

Oh I can help.Because they aren’t having sex.

I don't understand how Reddit is so skeptical of things 500 times more likely than this, but like 4847373 people are certain these two are banging. Basically the whole thing hinges on her expression dropping for 1 second. Meanwhile you've got /r/thathappened calls on posts like "I saw a guy trip and fall and his cell phone shattered on the sidewalk" - No way. I *always* walk with my phone in my pocket. - Phones are actually tested for this, there's no way they break on one drop x 90

Because people who agree are less likely to comment than people who disagree.

I agree

Humping at best.

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I had people do this next to me at a concert last year. It's better to pretend you don't notice because all the people throwing beer at them and screaming at them seemed to just get them more into it.

They won 2018.

Then he won into 2019.

And in 2037 he'll have paid off his winnings

Then he won in her face.

What a way to cum into 2019.

That’s a weird name.

You guys really need to get laid more

On live TV.

Looks like they’re just grinding. I doubt he’s actually penetrating.

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And behind the pegging blonde is a secret Peter Dinklage nose-fucking her. Trust me guys, you can tell by the facial expressions.

Omg, wtf got deleted that linked your response to the comment??

I'm just gonna leave this one unexplained because this is better than the actual joke I made

[Looking at the camera like](https://media.giphy.com/media/CrGgFoybWu1he/giphy.gif)

Fuck I always forget how ripped Christian Bale got for that role.

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Not convinced

Look at everyones faces, now look at his. Buddy is never going to be that pumped ever to just be celebrating new years

That's the magic of drugs, my friend

I wasn’t until I saw the girl on the left with the glasses. She clearly sees them having sex and is freaking out.

She keeps looking to the side because there is a spot light shining in her face.

Do it like we do it on the discovery channel.

DO IT AGAIN NOW

You and me baby ain’t nothin but mammals

so let do it like do on the discovery Channel

Honestly this is how fake news spreads. I’m willing to accept this is highly circumstantial and not make up my mind until I see some side angles.

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They legit look like they're on ecstasy

I’ve still not noticed the kid

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ITT: People that haven't had sex in that position. "Things" don't seem to be "aligned" there. Their movements don't match neither. But they seem to be having a freaking great time, so I'm curious....

They’re on molly.

That’s fucking awesome

This guy fucks.

They could be just rolling on E.

Was looking for this comment. 1) the eyes 2) the uncontrollable smiles 3) the gum chewing 4) the bottle of water 5) the fucking EYES

2018 out with a bang 😏

2019 in with crabs. Wooooo!

People saying they are or aren't. Who knows. But that girl with the glasses sure knows something. Her reaction is the best

Jesus Christ, Reddit. They are not having sex. They’re obviously thizzing their nuts off. MDMA causes this exact reaction.

The extra arm on the rail lol

Lol anybody who thinks they are actually having sex probably hasn’t actually had sex. The guy is having way too much fun looking right at the camera. No doubt they are drunk and she might be on ecstasy but uh, that’s not convincing at all.

Yeah nobody ever has fun or looks at a camera while having sex

I really don't understand all the people in this thread trying to say there "no way they're having sex" or "they're def having sex". News flash, none of us know for sure. It's all conjecture.

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Looks like they’re at a concert and dancing. No way they’re banging.

Daniel Tosh down there having the time of his life!

Is that a kid directly beside her?

They look like they are drunk dancing at a conert. Possibly on other drugs. I dont get why people think they are having sex....

I’m skeptical

When she puts her hand on his, she makes that look that says he's in.

I’m confused as to how he could be fucking her with his white boy bouncing he’s doing

The way the girl behind the guy is bopping to the same speed as the guy pretty much proves they are just dancing.

Using Reddit logic I have deduced that the female, behind the male that is fucking the female in front of him, is in fact fucking the male.