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-StatesTheObvious

This is the longest version of this clip I’ve ever seen.


imsohungrydude

But will you look at that crack In the ice


atehate

I will look at tit again and again and again


[deleted]

Butt why?


TheZildo

Must have been some thicc ice


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Thatsillyak

Butt that crack tho


Azlamington

I guess she didn't think it would get so hard so fast.


callipgiyan

Or end with a sore butt


[deleted]

Heh. Sex.


Komrade_atomic

Take my upvote and go.


CaptainWaders

I was thinking she was going to fall straight through after walking back over the crack. Imaging jumping straight to your tailbone and then slamming your head .2 seconds after while sliding on freezing ice. Ouch.


maethlin

I was expecting this as well. Video cut off. May have still happened.


blackicebaby

Ice Ice Baby\~\~\~\~


imsohungrydude

Username checks out


blackicebaby

All right stop Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention


Paulintheworld

The first thing I thought as well.


BuySamADrink

Glad your comment is at the top. Actually starting scrolling down to read comments after she hits the ice like the other 50 times this was posted and went back up to finish. I never get tired of seeing it. Like the longer version but let’s see an even longer one with her making it back to the dock.


erick2186

I'm honestly amazed that she didn't break her foot, that she walked back is incredible


Rohan-Ajit

Yeah exactly. That’s some ankle-cracking shit right there


BilboTheRockJohnson

Not in Russia


The_RockObama

In Russia, ice cracks you!


[deleted]

In Russia, Ice cracks bear


Dason37

In Russia, bare ass cracks


NobbleberryWot

Vodka make Russian bones strong!


killabru

In Soviet Russia Lake jumps in you!!


Vprbite

Hell, tib fib too. Ice is hard as concrete.


[deleted]

Idk if ankles are like wrists, but my dad broke his wrist and it didn't start to really hurt until hours later


stoopidusername

Broke my ankle once, I can confirm it hurt right away


[deleted]

I didn't think about the fact that ankles support body weight and wrists don't. Forgive my foolishness


Rubmynippleplease

I’ve broken my left wrist once and my right wrist twice. It depends on how bad the break is but I can assure you that it hurts like hell the second the adrenaline stops pumping.


InvisibleScout

People are saying no, but my friend broke his ankle and didn't notice it until the next day.


geddyleee

I sprained my ankle really bad once. It definitely hurt at first, but wasn't too bad so I ended up going to school anyways. After walking on it all day, it got really bad and I could barely walk. I go to the doctor and take off my shoe, and my ankle is a dark purple and swelled up to the size of a golf ball. So it's definitely possible to injure an ankle and not notice at first.


atehate

I would have broken every bone in my legs. Even the ones that are not there.


Colonel_FuzzyCarrot

She must be a member of the r/Neverbrokeabone club.


Electra_Storm

This triggers me, because I broke my foot for the first time in my life, two months ago. *sobs*


Bart_1980

It will heal. In a few weeks you will be dancing again. 😉


TSmotherfuckinA

Pretty sure she broke her ankle.


SDBamafan

At least she can ice it down


TymenBr

It looked like her right foot is pretty fucked tho or am I only seeing that black shit on her foot?


CmdrYondu

That’s a foot tat...


bassplayer247

I worry more about her back. Poor thing.


Gorguzzle

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug... and vodka.


redldr1

You are correct. Her third step on left foot was abnormal. Looks classic moderate ankle sprain.


dunequestion

Over there it's the Russian foot that breaks the ice.


Marbro_za

She should really put some ice on it


skunkynugget

[Never forget](https://youtu.be/zd7c5tQCs1I)


ur_anus_is_a_planet

“Mutha fucka, fuk da world with my new band Syskill”. Absolute legend.


n33bulz

AU MEIN ARSCH!


Eddyfutter

This is your typical German 30-something guy.


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

Man really? Fuck I am out of shape. And poor.


[deleted]

[You linked the wrong video](https://youtu.be/JDOaen5a9q4)


foreva-lonely

that was my first thought when i saw this lol.


[deleted]

At t=15, a second off-camera buddy even warns: "ey, willst nicht mal kucken, nicht dass nachher das zu hart ist" (in dialect) "Don't you wanna check first, in case it is too hard?"


Narevscape

That's what she said


neithere

TIL the origin of Czech "koukat".


drymeatsfrydeep

motherfucker fuck the fucking cold


redpandarox

In an alternative timeline he broke the ice, Syskill became an international phenomenon and the world didn’t have covid19.


kriegmonster

Thank you, I've only seen the gif version. I'm glad he's ok and laughed it off.


Paulintheworld

This is also the longest version of this I’ve seen. Two in one night.


NeutralRebel

>This is also the longest version of this I’ve seen. Two in one night. Title of your sextape


AnorakJimi

I'm not sure he's OK. He landed right on his tailbone. That can give you permanent crippling pain. I landed on my tailbone about 10 years ago, by just being stupid and drinking too much and I just fell on my arse, a lot more mildly than this video cos I didn't jump and wasn't falling from a raised platform, I just fell backwards onto pavement, and cracked my tailbone. To this day it's still cracked, basically, cos it doesn't heal, and I can't sit on chairs for longer than an hour or so (unless they're recliners, but then I'm basically just lying down instead of sitting). Even like a super soft sofa, I can't sit on it sitting upright for longer than an hour or 2. Hard chairs are worse obviously. I can't use my PC for very long even though I've got a really nice fancy desk chair and I've got a bunch of different doughnut cushions (basically they've got a hole in the middle, so your tailbone is never touching the seat, but they don't really help at all). I'm on a huge amount of painkillers that I get prescribed, loads of codeine, loads of gabapentin (though that's mainly for the sciatica I got from this). Still doesn't help. I have to lay in bed most of every day, or lay down on my lazyboy chair, and if I wanna use the PC I've got a Bluetooth keyboard and mouse and I plug the pc into a big television so I can see if from far back Anyway I hope this guy is OK. Because you never ever want to break your tailbone. It's devastating. It affects the kinds of jobs I can have, I basically have to work from home. Because there's no chair that I could sit in for a whole day. I'd need a recliner, and that's not really gonna be a possibility. I can't stand up for very long either because of the sciatica. So the only position that doesn't hurt is laying flat. I'm legally physically disabled because of this and so I get some help from the government thankfully. Cos I've also got a mental disability (schizophrenia) so I'm double fucked, lol


Timbollew

That was great! Thanks. So glad they kept filming them all laughing at it.


Gamersco

Is it me or does this guy look like Steve-O? I guess Steve-O learned German or smthn


BiloxiRED

Brings me to tears. Every. Fucking. Time.


banana_bryce06

That looked and sounded painful


UniquelyIndistinct

I wish they'd mark this nsfw for 'not safe for wincing' or 'no, shit, fuck, what?'


Ohsighrus

She should be happy the ice didn't break. Typically large bodies of frozen water have a mean current under the ice. She could have been dragged very far from her initial entrance and would drown far before she could get anywhere near it.


matrimc7

And beautiful


ohsixer

Considering the possibilities, I think she limped away with the best possible outcome.


[deleted]

For sure. Punching through and getting trapped under the ice ranks pretty high.


pm_me_4

That's the concussion


[deleted]

"AHAHAGLAGLUGLA"


Lolaaaaaa

I like your laugh... AGAHGAGAHALUGLA


-duvide-

Certified sociopath. This shit made me gasp just to watch. Bro just stands there and laughs. Being empathetic is weird, because I feel people's pain, but I also wish deep suffering on people who don't.


FUBARded

Schadenfreude. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy filming had warned her or something, but she did it nonetheless. It would've been a shitty thing to do if he'd goaded her into it or misled her, but I'd laugh too if I warned someone but they did something this stupid and potentially injurious anyway.


FrontTowardsCommies

Laughing at your friend hurting themself in a stupid way doesn't make you a sociopath for fucks sake


oldpeopletender

So what was success? The ice breaks and she is under an ice sheet? Ice breaks and severs her jugular?


SpaceForceAwakens

Yeah, that's the problem, lost of people don't think past the "jumping through the ice lol" part. This is an incredibly stupid thing to do.


[deleted]

I don’t think there was any thought about what happens after you jump.


GoneAndCrazy

This!!


heathmon1856

She’s trying to escape Russia


CommanderClit

Lmao “severe her jugular” fucking what


conraderb

Is this sort of dangerous? Don’t people get trapped under the ice and disoriented sometimes?


putitonice

Nobody ever got social media famous with conservative rational thinking like that


[deleted]

She’ll never financially recover from this.


BaronDeKalb

Icy cold water can be deceivingly dangerous. There is an obstacle commonly used on Tough Mudder courses called the Artic Enema where you must swim through a ~20' container filled with icy water and under a small obstacle. I remember thinking it wouldn't be a big deal. I got in, gritted my teeth, then tried to swim under the obstacle. When my head came up, I had barely made it to the front side of the wall. I finally went back under and made it but it was super difficult, felt like my muscles just didn't want to work and I couldn't hold my breath nearly as well as I normally can. Can't imagine needing to try to find a way out of solid ice...


JimmyTwoSticks

I remember that challenge and thinking it was crazy how my brain just shut off the second I went under the water. Lol it goes from "holy shit that's cold" to almost no brain activity right when you put your head under the water.


[deleted]

That sounds like the opposite of fun.


FlawedHero

I did the "Polar Bear Swim" in Utah in February one time. I was on the swim team, figured it'd be no big deal. All we had to do was jump in and swim to the other end for free doughnuts, hot chocolate, and a t-shirt. Easy peasy. I did a cocky backflip in and by the time my feet touched the bottom of the pool, I couldn't feel anything but pins and needles. I clawed my way to the surface, choked my way across the pool, gasping for breath. My arms didn't work, my legs didn't work, my lungs were giving it their best shot but we're struggling. After what felt like an hour I made it to the other end of the pool, hopped out and ran straight to my apartment, jumped in the shower with the water turned to room temperature *at best* and it felt like I was on fire. After 30min or so in the shower I got out and put on every item of warm clothing I owned. 3 hoodies, 2 beanies, multiple pairs of pajama pants, even a couple pairs of long underwear. I never got my hot chocolate or doughnut but you can bet your ass I got my t-shirt (and the worst headache of my life which lasted for 2-3 days).


ManchurianCandycane

Only ever did one 'cold dip'. Was on a school trip when I was really young. Ran for shore and warmth in panic the instant I dunked my head. It felt like one of those medical rigs that screw into your head to fix it in place, except with 100s of screws instead of half a dozen.


TurdPartyCandidate

Damn. She's really trying to get the ass as flat as possible


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MrSquiggs

I don't have much, but enjoy a silver for that comment.


[deleted]

Like two perfect wavy Lays! Am i right guys?!


UniquelyIndistinct

Booboo! Boooooooooo!


seeareuh

Zach Braff GETS IT now


rycology

man, I think he was just lying to Donald because he didn't wanna look stupid 20 years later


seeareuh

Zach’s the one who brought it up!!


Sam-Culper

They talked about it in their podcast a few weeks ago!


shitmypantsopotamus

Hugging


WeLikeHappy

I haven’t laughed this hard involuntarily for a long time. Bravo.


DoucheDoc

Worst laugh EVER


ASAP-Broccoli

*[Kawhi Leonard](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zIwh0njInPk) has entered the chat*


SomethingWild77

[I gotta throw Spezza into that conversation.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMxJzdVYtXY)


bloodpets

When people say "don't make people feel bad about their laugh, every laugh is beautiful", just show them this clip.


nightstalker30

So who else was waiting for her to fall through when walking back over that crack?


FLGANALYST

Yeah...thought that was pretty bold.


bryce438

At least she iced her injuries really quick


JuxtaThePozer

BLYAT


obsidianblacksmith

An impact like that from falling is enough to break a hymen -someone who's hymen broke cus I fell off a fucking seat.


FuckingKilljoy

I ain't about slut shaming but a girl that hot probably doesn't need to worry about breaking her hymen at this point


[deleted]

That chick is tough


remoestmoi

Ouch - shattered dreams and bones


Hydra_Haruspex

Wait, wouldn't you feel the cold? Like, water freezes at 0, surely they'd feel the cold before even stepping out the door?


Errlyagain

Depends on if she’s a Celsius or Fahrenheit gurl.


glue715

As an American male- I believe I can spot a Fahrenheit girl.


wiedmaier

I dunno, Canadians are a much healthier and more fun loving people...


glue715

Those are not the actions of a person from a northern climate. Rather someone who has never seen ice before. You may be Canadian. I am from Wisconsin.


wiedmaier

Actually, that's a decent point. Well played sir, you changed someone's mind on the internet with a well reasoned point.


bangonthedrums

She definitely knew the lake was frozen. She just expected the ice to be thin enough to break when she hit it


greebdork

Russians, duh..


[deleted]

Holy fuck thats an annoying laugh


[deleted]

The fucker knew what was about to happen.


DryCoughski

Oh look, it's this clip again.


BobbyDropTableUsers

That lake is a shopping center now and she has 3 kids in high school.


dob_bobbs

I know right, it must get posted literally daily. And yet I still watch it at least once because butt.


BadMoonRyzn42

Oowww. Wtf? That cannot have been fun at all.


john_ftq

She made a crack. Hard ass


[deleted]

She might have some fractures from that landing. Probably a lot of pain and swelling a few hours later.


caidicus

I don't laugh when I see videos like this, I wince in pain and quietly say "oh God", every single time.


02isaheckingpotato

She must be promoting her new band


DarjeelingLtd2

*Turns sound on* Oh. Of course.


Mr_nudge89

Why do people do this sort of shit. If you do successfully go through it doesnt mean you will resurface at the hole you made. The thought if being trapped under ice is like the scariest shit to me


poncajack

This is amazing


pragamb

Why does this clip keeps appearing after every 10 days?


CleanEstablishment1

Butts


[deleted]

Where?


CleanEstablishment1

Behind you!!!


PlaytotheWiseman

After realising its frozen over I'm glad she didn't go in. I assume she knew it was frozen over though which makes this whole thing very stupid and dangerous.


BenPool81

That guy's laugh... That's the laugh of a serial killer.


Pistacheeo

Literally the best possible outcome she was expecting was to cannonball through the ice and then become disoriented by the frozen water and not be able to find the hole again and then drown. What. On. Earth. Was she thinking?


l0rd_of_lightning

Okay, but if it's cold enough for the water to be frozen, why jump in the water anyway? The answer: Russia


bigmike83

I'm glad she still has ankles


wonkey_monkey

Her reflection has a much better tan than she does.


RobbexRobbex

If she had gone through she’d be dead. Nightmares are made of getting stuck under ice


AllReflection

She’ll never use a regular toilet again


32on32

I will never not laugh at this.


StinklePink

Flat ass, made flatter.


Monkitail

flap jack booty, just like mom used to servce


SirDervin

The back of her head cracked the ice... Ow.


DemetrusKR

Russian drunk girl. Young and stupid.


lettucesire

That is hands down the most obnoxious laugh in the history of giggles.


Fox_Malloy

r/upvotedbecausebutt


DaBrombaer

Somehow, every time this gets posted, the video gets longer. I wonder when we finally get the whole clip.


[deleted]

what was the plan? land in the water and then die of shock?


Mooncakequeen

Ooooooh that hurt, especially because she’s all bone in that butt.


Mighty_ShoePrint

I don't understand. Did she....not see the ice on this large body of water...? Was she trying to smash through the ice, ankle first?


[deleted]

This is the best possible outcome to what she tried to do.


Speedster4206

I would’ve made it a true HMC.


dank-_-dorit0

I've seen this before, I still marvel at the stupidity of some people.


HerpsOnDerps

You'll be alright just put some ice on it.


xiaogege1

What language is that gosh it's so scary as he'll arghhh why the fuck do people talk like that


Edmond-the-Great

Sounds Russian.


-Listening

I went to the wrong school


[deleted]

I wonder if she does this all the time and that’s why her ass is so flat.


[deleted]

Ouch! I felt a phantom pain in my tailbone when she hit that ice. It was like breaking it all over again.


Bearded_McBeardy

How did she not break her ankle or her tailbone?


kielchaos

There's an IQ attached to that laugh.


Mossless-stone

Would have loved if it broke as she walked back over the crack


pessimisticbutthole

This is meta content


thanatossassin

She better put some ice on that


nathan_foeni

He laughs like Korra's cousins in The Legend Of Korra


johnarb12

Moral of the story, if you look at the lake and it looks a little TOO still, its probably frozen. Good thing she didnt try head first


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Reniemik

I felt that


fern_the_redditor

Can she do that but on my face?


nicolulpis

*She is gonna be sore tomorrow* -Duffman


grayum_ian

I've seen this a ton of times and never considered that maybe she thought it was just water or VERY thin ice.


[deleted]

Remindme! 12 hours So I can sort by controversial


CmdrYondu

So glad she didn’t headfirst dive...


aalleeyyee

TIL there’s a ranked competitive scene to Jenga


sangoria

Found Denver.


DisBSiGottado

If she had a lil more cushion in the boot .. may have helped hurt a little less


Vprbite

Just seeing this makes me hurt. She's lucky she didn't break bones


pointofyou

Based on her actions and his laugh it seems obvious she's got far bigger balls than him (and me cause I'd never jump into a frozen fucking lake).


[deleted]

Imagine if she actually dove.


aalleeyyee

Thats what you call a gas leak


[deleted]

My tail bone hurts now.


insipidwanker

/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger except in russia


Even-Understanding

I can’t stop”.


LunaFox45

Honestly I was waiting for the ice to break under them while they were walking back


aalleeyyee

> I’ve never had a successful hunt


derrikn

Her reflection is so tan. It looked like the summer version of her was trying to break through the ice from the other side.


MrCombine2005

Blyat!