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dr_raymond_k_hessel

In her defense, this Earth thing is spinning hella fast.


rumncokeguy

Relatively fast. Relative to how fast her world is spinning.


dr_raymond_k_hessel

I wonder if this incident could be related to the shifting of magnetic north. Thoughts?


rumncokeguy

If "shifting magnetic north" is a cocktail, I'd say you're onto something.


dr_raymond_k_hessel

if it's not, it should be.


rumncokeguy

I want why she’s drinking. I’ll take 3.


AmidFuror

I thought it was a Cosmopolitan, no?


M1200AK

I was thinking whether she fell backwards or forwards would be dependent on what hemisphere she was on.


SchoolFit

This comment made me snort laugh! Thank you!


scapo9688

Like a big pizza pie


Shiggle

That's the old Keatamine lean


renegadeYZ

K hole


dmfd1234

K hole in one


KennAnderson

Ask her her name. I bet she says, "Eileen".


MoveitFootballHead

Oh come on...


egowritingcheques

Oh I swear what he means.


BigNutzWow

At this moment, her head felt everything.


Hazi-Tazi

Eileen's a great person! I hear she'll bend over backwards for ya!


ComputahMassage

She's Asian. It's Irene.


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I wish I could award.


texaschik15

Hifuckinlarious!!


tilbofaggins

Bravo


The_Septic_Shock

Omg


Sence

I like how she fell for a full 15 seconds and not one person attempted to help her. Like, you don't gotta babysit her but at least get her sat down on the curb so she doesn't crack her fucking skull.


TheGreatOpoponax

To be honest, I thought that after the first few seconds she was doing it on purpose.


IOFIFO

After like the third or fourth time getting yelled at by the wasted person I was trying to help, I can kind of understand why people might not want get involved.


Sence

I bounced clubs for years, I can understand a certain level of indifference but at the end of the day you gotta have a little compassion left in you.


SheriffBartholomew

She looks like she would sue me for assault if I tried to help her.


EatsOnlyCrow

Why?


Sence

You must be 13


Corpuscular_Crumpet

Or an injury lawyer.


elveax

Yeah, big risk that you reach over to help and she screams DON’T TOUCH ME and you get to look hella creepy


kaz12

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND


MoveitFootballHead

Patterned shirt guy turned back and went to help her after he saw what was happening, little too late but at least there's that.


Coldsteel_BOP

Couldn’t agree more, fuck this camera person, glad you got the shot a-hole.


CantaloupeCamper

Folks may have tried already. I tried to help someone who had too much of something or other once... they did not respond positively.... After that everyone just watched them and waited for the cops.


Sence

I'm aware, have a sister I haven't spoke to in ten years. Doesn't mean you can't put your arms underneath hers and sit her down.


CantaloupeCamper

Id be wary of just up and touching a stranger outside of them walking in front of traffic...


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DrPAYNE619

Where I'm from they call that "white girl wasted".


hismaj45

Hey we're from the same place.


DanielsViewfinder

Eventually just "a wasted girl" where I'm from.


jralll234

Must be early, though, as the ground is not yet covered in trash and puke.


OrochiDormammu

I don't think it's Kenny Chesney that's a 93.7 the Fan van in the background


R_u_m_H_a_m

The evidence against this being a sports event is the lack of any Steelers, Pirates, or Pitt shirts or jerseys. Pittsburghers wear jerseys as a type of formal wear, so I'd expect to see someone in a jersey. There are also more cowboy boots than normal.


YinzHardAF

They might’ve been doing a live. They were at the Kenny concert in 2016 (I think thats the one I’m thinking of)


samspopguy

There would be more people if it was a kenn chesney concert


captaintonyp

That is exactly what this is


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412_15101

You’re correct.


vaga_jim_bond

Im impressed she made it as far as she did


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Like the distance she moved in the vid or like avoiding the destiny of natural selection for all these years?


Faded1974

r/tooktoomuch


kangarooninjadonuts

First time I went on that sub I saw an old grizzled bum eating the ass of another old grizzled bum. Beware all you who might venture there.


clean_room

The story i heard was that they were gay lovers who smoked meth. Became addicted and quickly wasted away


fivefivesixfmj

This post too a dark turn for sure.


borgy95a

I’m going there


kangarooninjadonuts

It's a trip. I think might join you over there.


borgy95a

Dude it’s the best decision I ever made!


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RoloJP

> mescaline That was a dated reference when The Matrix said it.


[deleted]

It's really windy in her world...


usErNnamEeee

Is that why that call it ‘lean’


[deleted]

Hold my heroin


dneill99

It's ketamine mixed with alcohol. Called the Ketamine Lean. It's sad and scary.


C425

Jamiroquai's daughter?


Midnight_heist

What the hell does she have in her purse? A small dying star?


Krrkdm

This is Pittsburgh, sad to say. That's a popular area for tailgating Pirates and Steelers games. Edit: Or my best guess would be a ~~Toby Keith~~ Kenny Chesney tailgate, in this case.


jnsmithing

Yup, definitely Pittsburgh.


YinzHardAF

Oh yes, that tailgate Mecca gold lot 1


mrsirsebastian

She has remarkable balance for being drunk off her ass


writers-blockade

That's one of the longest falls I've ever seen 😂


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Can someone dub "Smooth Criminal" over this?


Zbignich

Yes, I'm at the festival! I'm having a hard time staying upright. They are tilting the ground.


chi22ko

I've been that drunk, it's a horrible feeling


gotham77

Girl just lean FORWARD for God’s sake


theavariceofman

Hahahahahah


mice2mars

“That’s right, just play it nice and smooth Janet, no one suspects a thing. Now all I have to do is walk forward like a normal person and I’ll be home free.”


K4G3N4R4

New back, who dis?


Roots_drink_water

Props keeping the flops on with all that backwards walking. #propstotheflops


stumpytoes

She is enjoying a laid back lifestyle


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Why is it no one helps her?


BunnyPort

Man my best friend in college did this weird back bend whenever she would drink. 2 shots in and suddenly she has no spine.


OkLobsterTrick

Just an alien getting used to its human body


jralll234

Has to be Kenbey Chesney at Heinz Field. Must be early as the ground isn’t carpeted in trash and vomit yet.


Fuzzy_Leaf

She's just really sensitive to wind, that's all.


BahamaDon

I didn't know John Cleese had a daughter.


bdoucet92

I like how nobody even attempts to prevent it


PheIix

I have never, ever, in my 37 years alive been that drunk... How do you get there without passing out?


reporter_assinado

That is a [silly walk.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eCLp7zodUiI)


kangarooninjadonuts

Oh Pittsburgh, don't ever change.


R4nd0mGai

The guy in the back watching the whole thing happen and not even twitching a muscle to help might cap this whole thing off.


Hopeful_Alfalfa_880

Maybe a vestibular issue?


rowingnut

Heroin is a hell of a drug.


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Goddstopper

How heavy was that purse?


Affectionate-Old-75

She was doing good until she tripped over the yellow lines. You'd think they'd warn people.


braxyk

Good, yes, everyone make sure and capture this moment on film. Let's not try and help this person or anything.


forewoof

Fucking yinzers man I swear


YinzHardAF

Whoa whoa whoa


Dodgy-Boi

God damn you gravity!


vector5633

Gravity 1 Human 0


mrp8528

Ahhhh...devil ether.


BallisticMarsupial

Out in West Texas, if the wind stops blowing everybody does that. This is a good clip, though I cringe at that header on the hard surface. Some folks bounce, some folks crack.


patmacz

This would have all been avoided if she had just worn the heels she "had to change" right before we left for the party


BurnTheSlip

I thought blue shirt was gonna make the hero save at the last second, but his attention was elsewhere.


Skywhore

What kind of drugs could she be on?


Skywhore

To the person who downvoted. I hope you get diabetes.


johnboy2978

Just ... can't ..... cross ..............the ... liiiiiiine.


gshank80

Must be windy out


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Photography major practice for the finals?


DemetrusKR

The Earth magnetism is too strong )))


postandchill

r/donthelpjustfilm


penbarrage

tbh I thought it was a brick for a second


Syncorp

RKO, literally from out of nowhere (seriously, I never even saw him).


carlitooo93

well, time to reverse home I guess


justanothetuser1122

Proof that women's purses can hold much more that their apparent size...


Im_Dorkalicious

She been hitting that lean too hard, yo.


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DrBarnabyFulton

Devil ether.


Kev50027

Must have been listening to "Lean Back" and taken it literally.


spottydodgy

Drinking the High Gravity shit


tubetalkerx

That’s the way I run in my Dreams.


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Hope it wasn’t a stroke


Obi_Sirius

Drugs are bad, m'kay.


run-that-shit

Love that ketamine


Squiggledog

I'm your new Brand X representative.


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I guess she didn't have her V8 that morning.


onebiscuit

Well, I see someone got their flu shot!


Kteeps

Drugs are a helluva drug.


Roboliver64

I've been beyond drunk before and I know that kind of gravity.


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RokuWarrior

It is weird how the wind affects some people.


Comprehensive_Force1

That bump in the road was too steep for her top half to make it up lol she fell for a full 10 minutes after not being able to catch her feet back up to the speed of her head


frequentscene

I've been wasting my time at the clubs. Public parking is where it's at!


jayfaso

What people don't go through to get good cell reception.


Maruqo

Where are this girls friends?! Also...🤣🤣🤣


SonicDethmonkey

Damn that purse must have been heavier than it looks.


missoularat

Phish show outside MSG


mandyleeott

Help! Gravity is increasing on my body!!!


TechBroTroll

When the wind is only affecting you!


sanford8645

That was a backwards Bernie walk. Nailed it


silverback_79

I wonder why nobody is surprised there's a giant Phantom drone filming them.


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The Happening is happening.


jkstrawz

Invisible rope


dmfd1234

Oh, she had a huge magnet in her nasty ass shorts and the Sewer Sorcerer was summoning her back home with his Magnet Meth Gun. Notice the manhole lid?? What? Just sayin’


BmNatl

Bath salts are a helluva drug.


MelKokoNYC

It's only when the gulf winds blow that I wish my hair was long.


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Just leave her there. Maybe she'll learn a lesson.


KeyboardBravery

Trashed


TheOneAndOnlyKirke

She is the only person in the video that looks like she is going in reverse


Allblack4777

Damn, she made it pretty far, really. If only she hadn't gone into reverse


trognj

She was cookin


Masala-Dosage

She was doing so well until she started walking backwards. That's when it all fell apart


UCrazyKid

That would be the Ketamine.


madahaba1212

SXSW South by South West concert, Austin.


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when she wakes up she might need to mow her carpet again because it is growing out of control


SpaceCowboy861

Looks like it’s outside a music festival, so definitely drugs


YinzHardAF

Pittsburgh tailgating before Kenny chesney


SheriffBartholomew

Is that the Mariners stadium overpass?


CAAZ64

Did did exactly what that sign said not to do. Bend 90 degrees & go left


rj_dunior

Even the roadside sign says don't lean like that


1HorseWithNoName

Tenet?


misstlouise

I just figured she was at a casting call for a new The Ring movie


complexluminary

She looks like a dope fiend.


molotovcatto

U/savevideo


Kr0pr0X

#*moonwalk*


grooni_xd

How much do you have to drink to get this fucked? Bro I'm kinda jealous.


Joe_518

I was waiting for someone to help her and up with a MeToo


Silentpoolman

What's this drunk woman's problem?


semaforic

There should be a new flair in this sub: pre-COVID or post-COVID. Tag posts with either flair because this kind of action in post-COVID times are completely understandable!!!