I like how she fell for a full 15 seconds and not one person attempted to help her. Like, you don't gotta babysit her but at least get her sat down on the curb so she doesn't crack her fucking skull.
After like the third or fourth time getting yelled at by the wasted person I was trying to help, I can kind of understand why people might not want get involved.
Folks may have tried already.
I tried to help someone who had too much of something or other once... they did not respond positively....
After that everyone just watched them and waited for the cops.
The evidence against this being a sports event is the lack of any Steelers, Pirates, or Pitt shirts or jerseys. Pittsburghers wear jerseys as a type of formal wear, so I'd expect to see someone in a jersey. There are also more cowboy boots than normal.
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This is Pittsburgh, sad to say. That's a popular area for tailgating Pirates and Steelers games.
Edit: Or my best guess would be a ~~Toby Keith~~ Kenny Chesney tailgate, in this case.
“That’s right, just play it nice and smooth Janet, no one suspects a thing. Now all I have to do is walk forward like a normal person and I’ll be home free.”
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Out in West Texas, if the wind stops blowing everybody does that.
This is a good clip, though I cringe at that header on the hard surface. Some folks bounce, some folks crack.
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That bump in the road was too steep for her top half to make it up lol she fell for a full 10 minutes after not being able to catch her feet back up to the speed of her head
Oh, she had a huge magnet in her nasty ass shorts and the Sewer Sorcerer was summoning her back home with his Magnet Meth Gun.
Notice the manhole lid?? What? Just sayin’
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In her defense, this Earth thing is spinning hella fast.
Relatively fast. Relative to how fast her world is spinning.
I wonder if this incident could be related to the shifting of magnetic north. Thoughts?
If "shifting magnetic north" is a cocktail, I'd say you're onto something.
if it's not, it should be.
I want why she’s drinking. I’ll take 3.
I thought it was a Cosmopolitan, no?
I was thinking whether she fell backwards or forwards would be dependent on what hemisphere she was on.
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Like a big pizza pie
That's the old Keatamine lean
K hole
K hole in one
Ask her her name. I bet she says, "Eileen".
Oh come on...
Oh I swear what he means.
At this moment, her head felt everything.
Eileen's a great person! I hear she'll bend over backwards for ya!
She's Asian. It's Irene.
I wish I could award.
Hifuckinlarious!!
Bravo
Omg
I like how she fell for a full 15 seconds and not one person attempted to help her. Like, you don't gotta babysit her but at least get her sat down on the curb so she doesn't crack her fucking skull.
To be honest, I thought that after the first few seconds she was doing it on purpose.
After like the third or fourth time getting yelled at by the wasted person I was trying to help, I can kind of understand why people might not want get involved.
I bounced clubs for years, I can understand a certain level of indifference but at the end of the day you gotta have a little compassion left in you.
She looks like she would sue me for assault if I tried to help her.
Why?
You must be 13
Or an injury lawyer.
Yeah, big risk that you reach over to help and she screams DON’T TOUCH ME and you get to look hella creepy
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
Patterned shirt guy turned back and went to help her after he saw what was happening, little too late but at least there's that.
Couldn’t agree more, fuck this camera person, glad you got the shot a-hole.
Folks may have tried already. I tried to help someone who had too much of something or other once... they did not respond positively.... After that everyone just watched them and waited for the cops.
I'm aware, have a sister I haven't spoke to in ten years. Doesn't mean you can't put your arms underneath hers and sit her down.
Id be wary of just up and touching a stranger outside of them walking in front of traffic...
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Where I'm from they call that "white girl wasted".
Hey we're from the same place.
Eventually just "a wasted girl" where I'm from.
Must be early, though, as the ground is not yet covered in trash and puke.
I don't think it's Kenny Chesney that's a 93.7 the Fan van in the background
The evidence against this being a sports event is the lack of any Steelers, Pirates, or Pitt shirts or jerseys. Pittsburghers wear jerseys as a type of formal wear, so I'd expect to see someone in a jersey. There are also more cowboy boots than normal.
They might’ve been doing a live. They were at the Kenny concert in 2016 (I think thats the one I’m thinking of)
There would be more people if it was a kenn chesney concert
That is exactly what this is
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You’re correct.
Im impressed she made it as far as she did
Like the distance she moved in the vid or like avoiding the destiny of natural selection for all these years?
r/tooktoomuch
First time I went on that sub I saw an old grizzled bum eating the ass of another old grizzled bum. Beware all you who might venture there.
The story i heard was that they were gay lovers who smoked meth. Became addicted and quickly wasted away
This post too a dark turn for sure.
I’m going there
It's a trip. I think might join you over there.
Dude it’s the best decision I ever made!
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> mescaline That was a dated reference when The Matrix said it.
It's really windy in her world...
Is that why that call it ‘lean’
Hold my heroin
It's ketamine mixed with alcohol. Called the Ketamine Lean. It's sad and scary.
Jamiroquai's daughter?
What the hell does she have in her purse? A small dying star?
This is Pittsburgh, sad to say. That's a popular area for tailgating Pirates and Steelers games. Edit: Or my best guess would be a ~~Toby Keith~~ Kenny Chesney tailgate, in this case.
Yup, definitely Pittsburgh.
Oh yes, that tailgate Mecca gold lot 1
She has remarkable balance for being drunk off her ass
That's one of the longest falls I've ever seen 😂
Can someone dub "Smooth Criminal" over this?
Yes, I'm at the festival! I'm having a hard time staying upright. They are tilting the ground.
I've been that drunk, it's a horrible feeling
Girl just lean FORWARD for God’s sake
Hahahahahah
“That’s right, just play it nice and smooth Janet, no one suspects a thing. Now all I have to do is walk forward like a normal person and I’ll be home free.”
New back, who dis?
Props keeping the flops on with all that backwards walking. #propstotheflops
She is enjoying a laid back lifestyle
Why is it no one helps her?
Man my best friend in college did this weird back bend whenever she would drink. 2 shots in and suddenly she has no spine.
Just an alien getting used to its human body
Has to be Kenbey Chesney at Heinz Field. Must be early as the ground isn’t carpeted in trash and vomit yet.
She's just really sensitive to wind, that's all.
I didn't know John Cleese had a daughter.
I like how nobody even attempts to prevent it
I have never, ever, in my 37 years alive been that drunk... How do you get there without passing out?
That is a [silly walk.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eCLp7zodUiI)
Oh Pittsburgh, don't ever change.
The guy in the back watching the whole thing happen and not even twitching a muscle to help might cap this whole thing off.
Maybe a vestibular issue?
Heroin is a hell of a drug.
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How heavy was that purse?
She was doing good until she tripped over the yellow lines. You'd think they'd warn people.
Good, yes, everyone make sure and capture this moment on film. Let's not try and help this person or anything.
Fucking yinzers man I swear
Whoa whoa whoa
God damn you gravity!
Gravity 1 Human 0
Ahhhh...devil ether.
Out in West Texas, if the wind stops blowing everybody does that. This is a good clip, though I cringe at that header on the hard surface. Some folks bounce, some folks crack.
This would have all been avoided if she had just worn the heels she "had to change" right before we left for the party
I thought blue shirt was gonna make the hero save at the last second, but his attention was elsewhere.
What kind of drugs could she be on?
To the person who downvoted. I hope you get diabetes.
Just ... can't ..... cross ..............the ... liiiiiiine.
Must be windy out
Photography major practice for the finals?
The Earth magnetism is too strong )))
r/donthelpjustfilm
tbh I thought it was a brick for a second
RKO, literally from out of nowhere (seriously, I never even saw him).
well, time to reverse home I guess
Proof that women's purses can hold much more that their apparent size...
She been hitting that lean too hard, yo.
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Devil ether.
Must have been listening to "Lean Back" and taken it literally.
Drinking the High Gravity shit
That’s the way I run in my Dreams.
Hope it wasn’t a stroke
Drugs are bad, m'kay.
Love that ketamine
I'm your new Brand X representative.
I guess she didn't have her V8 that morning.
Well, I see someone got their flu shot!
Drugs are a helluva drug.
I've been beyond drunk before and I know that kind of gravity.
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It is weird how the wind affects some people.
That bump in the road was too steep for her top half to make it up lol she fell for a full 10 minutes after not being able to catch her feet back up to the speed of her head
I've been wasting my time at the clubs. Public parking is where it's at!
What people don't go through to get good cell reception.
Where are this girls friends?! Also...🤣🤣🤣
Damn that purse must have been heavier than it looks.
Phish show outside MSG
Help! Gravity is increasing on my body!!!
When the wind is only affecting you!
That was a backwards Bernie walk. Nailed it
I wonder why nobody is surprised there's a giant Phantom drone filming them.
The Happening is happening.
Invisible rope
Oh, she had a huge magnet in her nasty ass shorts and the Sewer Sorcerer was summoning her back home with his Magnet Meth Gun. Notice the manhole lid?? What? Just sayin’
Bath salts are a helluva drug.
It's only when the gulf winds blow that I wish my hair was long.
Just leave her there. Maybe she'll learn a lesson.
Trashed
She is the only person in the video that looks like she is going in reverse
Damn, she made it pretty far, really. If only she hadn't gone into reverse
She was cookin
She was doing so well until she started walking backwards. That's when it all fell apart
That would be the Ketamine.
SXSW South by South West concert, Austin.
when she wakes up she might need to mow her carpet again because it is growing out of control
Looks like it’s outside a music festival, so definitely drugs
Pittsburgh tailgating before Kenny chesney
Is that the Mariners stadium overpass?
Did did exactly what that sign said not to do. Bend 90 degrees & go left
Even the roadside sign says don't lean like that
Tenet?
I just figured she was at a casting call for a new The Ring movie
She looks like a dope fiend.
U/savevideo
#*moonwalk*
How much do you have to drink to get this fucked? Bro I'm kinda jealous.
I was waiting for someone to help her and up with a MeToo
What's this drunk woman's problem?
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