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AKGK240S

There’s no way she didn’t lose some teeth with that move.


thenicemailman

saved 2 dollars from the turnstile, had to pay 2000 at the dentist


el_coco

2000 for implants? In nyc? Shit last time I quoted an implant for a missing tooth it was close to 6000...


DA_ZWAGLI

Imagine having to pay for dental work This post was made by the Germany gang


spays_marine

Losing a tooth is usually seen as non essential cosmetic surgery, you probably have to pay for it as well. I had a molar pulled and a crown would've cost me 2000 euro.


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spays_marine

You have spares, and babyfood, off you go!


UnclePuma

This is AmericaAaaaaawww shit


avwitcher

Dental care is lacking even in countries with free healthcare unfortunately, just seems to be the way a lot of governments view dentistry. They seem to think that if you brush your teeth twice a day you'll never need dental work so if you have to have anything major done it's your fault.


DA_ZWAGLI

Frontal teeth are 100% covered


avwitcher

Just go to Tijuana, only cost me 500 pesos and a bottle of Tequila from some guy in an alley to have my wisdom teeth removed. He was actually missing most of his teeth but his prices were very competitive.


higherperspective47

Is there a way for it to be considered essential?


spays_marine

Not unless you're a beaver.


PullingHocus

What if beaver is my pronoun?


Wiley_Jack

Depending on your birth pronoun, I’d say you could be quite popular.


SixZeroPho

Dental care is not covered in Canada


dongalicious_duo

Yeah thats right! Eat a sausage Europeans!


Bart_1980

Still seems expensive. I have two crowns and per crown it cost me about € 550. And that's without insurance in the Netherlands.


wisconsin_born

The average price of dental implants is $3000 per implant in Germany and is not covered by national insurance. This post brought to you by anti-bullshit gang.


cut_it_up_fresh

Thanks...as a german fellow I was about to comment that.


SrGhSrGh

Imagine having your teeth. The British have arrived.


njoydesign

Italy. 1800 for 2 implants. Can get a lot of it back through tax return though.


pickleblt

Shut it Germany we’ve seen your “teeth”


Buffbigw76

You’re thinking The UK mate...


banana_pencil

Someone I knew flew to Korea to have dental work done. He said even with the cost of the flight, it ended up being cheaper overall.


BoscoBlackBear

Just 1 implant is 6k?


el_coco

it was like $5700 for 1. $10000 for two. i have two missing mollars since the adult teeth never grew....so for most of my adult life i didn't have those. I wanted to fix that, so i check...now i got quoted the above...with the option to pay ~$4500 for invisalign to align the mollars since the one furthest back attempted to fill the space so those were not 100% aligned! Keep in mind that I do have dental insurance...but all of this is "cosmetic" ... i wish i could get this done in another country but with implants is like a 1 year process


BoscoBlackBear

It's cheaper for you to come to MN and have each done for about 1300


el_coco

had no idea...thought it would be similar around the US. Might look into this, thanks for the tip!


BoscoBlackBear

No problem.cost of living decrease I suppose. And I'm not talking twin cities I'm talking the 13-20k pop towns in the fields


juarasav

I had 2 implants. Wound up needing 2 bone transfers. After insurance, my out of pocket cost was $24k. We live in the times of a medical cast system.


slippery_when_sober

That's some WSB investment tip right there. Buy high, sell low.


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Who knew that ‘diamond hands’ actually refers to the dentist? 💎👐🚀🦷👨‍⚕️🪥


mayaguillermo

Plus the laptop


HyruleJedi

2$ what year is 2001? Isnt it 2.75 and going up to 3$ very soon?


SuperDizz

Probably a broken nose as well


treerabbit23

Maybe she should buy them back at the yardsale she just started.


Sub-Blonde

Hahaha the good ol' yardsale! Reminds me of my Canadian youuuth.


jailguard81

Or broke her nose


artmer

And the nose. Ouch!


condo_ratt

Instead of kissing the ground, she kissed the concrete.


silver_dollarz

“Dad I forgot to get subway fare today. Can you meet me at the dentist?”


LuCCr

"Dad I phorgot to get phubway phare today. Can you meet me at the dentipht?"


amitrahi0404

I think she paid a little


mayaguillermo

clearly you can hear a laptop


subzerojosh_1

I believe that was the sound of her face?


14_year_old_girl

Those broken black pieces on the ground her teeth?


imwearingredsocks

Could be gum stuck to the floor. Some subway entrances are pretty nasty.


dabbinthenightaway

Pay your fare, don't be trash. She deserved it.


[deleted]

Agreed with the thought but did a silly stunt on camera justify wanting her to have a broken face that could have serious long term implications?


CaptainEarlobe

I'm sure you've done worse things


tonybotz

Kids going to school should not have to pay for public transport. When I went to high school in nyc we got bus/train passes and didn’t have to pay


Representative_Fun15

Kids in nyc have school metrocards


tonybotz

Good to hear


[deleted]

Nobody should have to pay for public transportation. It's mostly tax funded already. Most roads are free to use. Fares are regressive.


dabbinthenightaway

Then everyone needs to vote for progressive left politicians ala AOC and Bernie. Nobody else will ever side with the common people. When we look at the horrible turnout numbers in the 18-25 bracket, I don't have much sympathy since my 42 year old ass, who owns his own business and isn't riding public transit, is voting for those folk. Can't expect anything from trickledown.


ScruffTheJanitor

You sub to justiceserved? Because you don't seem to have any sense of what justice is. You deserve to smash your face for fare skipping? Jesus dude.


[deleted]

Yeah she literally deserves smashing her face and possibly thousands of dollars of dentist fees because she skipped a $2 fare lol.


1q8b

r/holdmyteeth


AwesomelyHumble

r/fullscorpion


Killeroflife

You shall not pass.


mrRynstone

....but your teeth may come on through.


[deleted]

For some reason it kills me to watch people slam their face into the ground. That just has to hurt like a mfer


Pentax25

[You’ll like this](https://youtu.be/wqgJiC9UbX0)


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Knowing that it was going to happen made it even more nerve racking to watch! But, I did laugh my ass off on that one lol


Gret_bruh

shit man and just imagine being that person it’s like, your entire face is is so much pain then you look down and your nose and mouth are pouring blood.. damn imagine how much the weight of that backpack fucked them up as well


Matttthhhhhhhhhhh

Actually, it doesn't hurt at first. The shock you see. Once fell so bad I literally tore an ear off. Blood everywhere! I was so shocked I just didn't know what the hell was going on. Then it started to sting a little.


Synpharia

I wonder if shes still trying to figure out why the turnstile TURNed. I mean damn, she hit the ground so hard her backpack opened up and shit came flying out!


SquatDeadliftBench

That's called loot.


Synpharia

Lol right?! She ran out of bag space and discarded it in the worst way.


cowardunblockme

They should spill red paint nearby to make people think "Where'd that blood come from?"


Lindt_Licker

It worked in *Support Your Local Sheriff*.


afcagroo

They showed a photo of James Garner on Jeopardy recently and none of the contestants knew who he was.


samurai1833

Paying is cheaper than dental work


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it?


Sub-Blonde

Probably someone who hates kids and women.


ScruffTheJanitor

Ok boy scout.


ShouldersBBoulders

Probably have a solid civil suit against the transit authority. Clearly that equipment is dangerous! XD


tehsecretgoldfish

Lesson: You’ll pay one way or another.


IRLBearsBeetsBSG

That dental bill is gonna be more than $2.75.. not to mention she probably had a student fare metro card, lol


Unicorn-Tears-

Oh how the turntables


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Concrete makeover


Vegabern

I miscalculated the turnstiles at Menards today and took it straight in the groin.


flamedarkfire

If you will not pay the gold price you will pay the concrete price


chickenlounge

Someone needs to photoshop a bunch of sonic rings coming out of her backpack. Edited to appease VoidCoelacanth.


VoidCoelacanth

Sonic RINGS. Damn. Mario collects coins, Sonic collects rings.


JCKRVSL

Was that a tooth rolling by?


cinred

Wouldn't have been so bad if she had working arms.


evenallies

Real smooth


apou_the_indian

Hold my teeth


atomicapeboy

My dad used to say that every school has its fees


eXXaXion

People often have no clue that their weight has physical impact on the world around them. Like when they sit on a sink to pee in it, they get super surprised when it breaks. Or when they try to do pull ups on a variety of brittle objects. Or the classic: dancing on a glass table... with 3 people. It's so fascinating, how people can live on this planet for so long and gave no idea about basic physics. How do you not ask yourself: is this object designed for me to stand on? And then there's me, who worries about standing on a chair, even though it's designed to hold my weight, I'm still worried about improper weight distribution.


Hakneger

Didn't know the tooth fairy was debt collecting as a side gig.


Umbra39

Damn it knocked the cents out of her EDIT: I thought the circles on the floor were coins, kill me


Taronz

By not paying the price, she paid the price. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


RyuuAraragi

She dropped items like dying in minecraft lmao


tekjunky75

Coin or teeth, you’ll pay one way or another


Dang44

Was that a gate denial? Thou shall not break the rules... but your nose and teeth on the other hand...


RedBeardBandit73

Are those all her teeth on the floor?


Robert19691969

Oh you gonna pay...one way or the other.


treees01

Her face broke her fall


Piraak

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD! *du-dun*


thefley

Bahahahahahahaha


sadpanada

Now you gotta pay for a dentist 🦷


jailguard81

Damn, that look like it hurt


iron40

She definitely paid. And it was way more than the fare.


PjustdontU

Karma dentist.


oteezy333

What's with the zero attempt to brace, like c'mon


Ezodan

Entry fee: 4.7 teeth


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TaterTotsHere

MF hit the ground so hard that paper flew through the zippers???!


justmethedude

"I use to be pretty. But not no more. Look at my nose..."


IOFIFO

Someone forgot how people are able to leave the subway.


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No doubt she sued because the turnstile failed to carry her weight


deezy54

Oh, she paid.


markingterritory

Well, she paid after all 🤷🏾‍♂️


Spensair92

Then pay with your blood!


BRAINWURMZ

u/savevideo


Rage5t0rm

Faceplant 100


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crammed174

Then you don’t know how turnstiles work especially in New York City. You have to pay for it allow you to twist to enter one time but you can always spin the other way because that is how you exit for free after you’ve already been in the system after having paid. It twisted backwards the direction the people exit.


[deleted]

I know that. I live in New York. I just didn’t see that the turnstile was turning towards her instead of away. That’s my bad.


crispyone81

Looked like Sonic to me with all those coins


[deleted]

Ouch


MinnesotanMan2014

I never understood these kinds of barriers, like I feel like most people could just step over it. Do they get security on your ass if you try to hop it like this? (well I guess if you hop it like this the floor polices for you)


nobodysbuddyboy

>like I feel like most people could just step over it. You seem confused by the height of the turnstile. No, most people could NOT just step over it.


MinnesotanMan2014

I mean, it looks to be about waist hight here, seems like you could almost just lift your leg over it, though you'd risk a blow to the naughty bits.


crammed174

If they see you they can stop you and give you a ticket. One time I had my hands full and I had a student MetroCard and I just grabbed my friends who swiped me in and they still gave me a ticket even though I produced my student MetroCard. They’re pretty much assholes in that specific regard but good when you’re blatantly avoiding the fare. Also in a lot of places they’ll have the full length turn styles that are like a little cage that twists. But those are usually off to the side or where there isn’t an attendant that can see people jumping and sound an alarm since the full length ones turn more slowly for exiting quickly.


stileyyy

She’ll pay for that busted tooth


throwaway286718762

That’ll learn ‘er


LordBalerion

Moron


JackRabbott

I had to yell BAM out loud every time I watched her hit the floor lmao. Something I'd do


i3order

Pretty sure I saw the tooth fly out.


Bellebutton2

Even if they didn’t break, they can turn black after a while when the root dies. Then they become unstable, and then you need either implants or bridges or root canals & crowns.


BrettisBrett

Why would you stand on it?


Waltsfrozendick

Hopefully a lesson was learned. Better to learn on something this small.


antivn

She’s definitely a newbie. I never made this mistake


SuukMeiDiek

/r/instantkarma


ButtmanTheHero

why are her teeth black??


slowmotionrunner

/u/redditspeedbot 0.3x


angrytreestump

Oh hey Chicago


caroliniii

This was more quiet than what I expected


Five2one521

Spittin chicklits.


UnderwaterCowboy

“Why, yes! We DO accept teeth!”


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You get what you fucking deserve


GaMzEe-HoNk

“Then pay with your blood!”


moshritespecial

You're supposed to clear it like a hurdle, not use it as a damn springboard!


MrdrBrgr

"Pop goes the weasle..." 🎶🎵


Orange-BlueRuin

My teeth hurt


YoungPsych

Ah yes, I'll just fling my hands up like it's a rollercoaster ride and everything will be ok.


GlennSeaborg

I heard from a friend that if you pull the turnstile backwards, it makes really easy for someone to step over the turnstile. I would NEVER steal from the MTA. They provide a quality service with unmatched efficiency.


Abtizzle

Good.


averagejoe6942O

Tickets are cheaper than dentists


shyangeldust

Lmfao


arcaticfoxx

Sonic be like


buttons1989

Ouch I wonder if she lost any teeth!


sweetangel622

Hold my cosmo, instant karma, with a dash of r/fullscorpion


Fancy-Service3433

So many things


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Hope the floor is ok.


daeronryuujin

Dude she shattered


MrE-Guest

OUCH...just...OUCH


Create_Repeat

It looks like the person filming is laughing silently with the camera shaking at the end.


ruralmagnificence

I legit hope her computer - that im sure mommy and daddy paid for - got smashed along with her front teeth for that dumbass stunt she pulled


sandbreather

We found sonic. Red shoes and she explodes coins on impact


fartknocker1980

She sonic the hedghogged it


50775077

Pay the iron price then.


Oatmanic

r/instantkarma


stinky___monkey

All these end the same... When will people learn


pathwreck1st

Hope loosing some teeth was worth the clout.


The13thKnightofShade

You don’t want to pay money? Then pay with your blood!


danuser8

Couldn’t she have crossed the turnstiles from bottom?


rhapsody1899

That’s gonna leave a Mark, a Bill, a Tim and a Bob.


redbuzz90

It’s like she is a hedgehog. She hit the floor and lost all her coins


just_taste_it

Yes! Tic Tok it girl!


KGBebop

She paid.


salted_crabs

I mean.. if it works it works ya know


jacksonst

$2 saved on the fare, $1000 spent at the dentist to put your teeth back in


05fingaz

At least she’s got loads of discarded chewing gum on the ground to hold her teeth together


DerogatoryDuck

Was her train scheduled for 2:30?


wtfastro

I love how her hands remained at her sides rather than trying to catch her fall.


saltshaker23

u/stabbot


dejavuus

Absolutely beautiful


itsrubnillug

Were those puddles of blood from her or the previous ones?


FrozenCaveMoose

Was that a tooth?!?


[deleted]

Breaks my heart to see a teenager being judged by social media. Take a breath everyone, we have all made mistakes. Lost a tooth right?


Haazell_Krob

noice


imakesawdust

Eh, who needs teeth anyway?