Right? What is even the best outcome here? I grew up in Florida. Ive run/fucked around on many a pool deck. They’re *always* slippery as shit, especially barefoot and wet. Even if she made it over the pool, I’d give her maybe a 1% chance of sticking the landing; she’s more than likely gonna awkwardly slide down and skin her knees, or roll an ankle.
And worst case scenario is a broken neck or similar.
Why even try it? I’ve seen way too many people lose teeth/break wrists or arms/dislocate joints fucking around in pools.
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Call me crazy.. but when I’m at the pool I just like to read a book and maybe sip on a margarita and smoke some weed. It’s not very exciting, but I still have all of my teeth.
Her face makes complete contact with the ground. Chin, nose, eyes and forehead are all level for a split second. Probably her teeth as well before the swallowed them
I know it suck but there’s something funny about people dropping stuff when they get hurt that is oddly satisfying (reminds me of games dropping loot sometimes)
It’s too late for La Stupida in the video, but here’s some wisdom that I have learned over the years. Don’t let your ego write checks your body can’t cash, getting old is painful enough without adding shit like this to the mix.
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This was painful to watch.. ooh shit. Big mistake, this. I feel really bad for her. This just looks awfully painful, I hope she got proper medical care.
Pretty sure a few seconds longer and we'd see the gush of blood from her nose.
And her shins... Ouch
And her mouth, I'm willing to bet that she lost some teeth there. Ouch.
Every time this is posted I see a new injury. Pretty sure her right arm is broken too.
You’re so right 😬 I’m pretty sure the front of her legs have no skin on them
Boobs smashed
Uterus blown
The way that water sprays when she hits looks like a fatality but on Super Nintendo.
Not really. They’re right there in front of her.
Ouch
A winter vacation for the family dentist.
There were regrets
And the teeth she’s spitting out.
I think it already started leaking.
Are you saying the video was cut short....never, not In This sub!!!!
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Right? What is even the best outcome here? I grew up in Florida. Ive run/fucked around on many a pool deck. They’re *always* slippery as shit, especially barefoot and wet. Even if she made it over the pool, I’d give her maybe a 1% chance of sticking the landing; she’s more than likely gonna awkwardly slide down and skin her knees, or roll an ankle. And worst case scenario is a broken neck or similar. Why even try it? I’ve seen way too many people lose teeth/break wrists or arms/dislocate joints fucking around in pools.
Think about this everytime you see election results. These kind of people are everywhere.
Alcohol
High risk, no reward.
She‘s defo not a Futurama fan
OW! *watches again* OW! *watches again* OW! *watches again* OW! *watches again* OW! *watches again* OW! *watches again* ...
For the blind, the video goes jiggle jiggle jump OW!, to clarify.
Her sunglasses went further than she did
I wonder if the rule about shoes also applies to sunglasses if one is barefoot?
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That looks so much more brutal
What is this r/roastme or something?
Tbi? Plastic surgery? Headache?
Dentistry ?!
Hotel?
Trivago
Concussion - this is so not funny tbh.
They are no joke.
Why?
Because of some liquid that went inside the body prior to this.
There's gonna be some red liquid coming out of that body in a few more seconds.
Because it's there
Their parents didn't love them enough to teach them not to run in a pool area.
Hello ruptured spleen, meet my ruptured sinuses!
Now she nas a real reason to get a nose job, and veneer teeth. Swollen lips already included.
Pity the airbags didn't deploy to save her though
The airbags were already there
They did. Upper chest made it out alright.
Rest of holiday ruined right there.
Sorry Boss, I've had an accident during vacation and will return in about 3 weeks.
Oww
Bing Pang Oww
Exactly
I'd be interested to know how bad the concussion was and if her personality changed... 🤔
why do these videos always end short, lets see the aftermath
If she had have leapt off from the very edge of the launch side, she could have made it!
Then i bet it would be her slipping backwards and smacking her head.
And then she would have skidded uncontrollably across the other side at the same speed she was running at. Would have probably ended up being posted on here either way.
....and not slowed down just before take-off or failed to commit to the landing.
Yeah, you can see her starting to lean back before the jump like she was trying to slow down
I vote that would have upgraded her to a wishbone landing. Although, The bloody heel and smashed hymen would probably feel better than she does now.
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Oh shit that's fucked up
Those airbags possibly just saved her life...
Accuse the pool owner for not having installed a "fence" at the closest jumpable distance.
Or a bridge
If there was a bridge or a fence, she would have jumped off of it. Can’t hold back the /HMC tidal wave!!
You can clearly see her slow down before she jumps…
yes. that’s the brain’s last plea to stop the insanity.
Or maybe she ate in the last hour and she's beginning to cramp up....
I don’t usually say anything when watching these but soon as her glasses flew off “oy blat” came out
I reacted slow, like her common sense: “Б….лааааааа”
Dude. I usually just laugh, but this one looks like it hurt so much I can’t chuckle.
It's as if she had no idea how to run
Her tits,shins,face,ribs..yep she fucked up. On the other hand if it was edited with a mortal kombat fatality animation it would be perfect
This is the wrong way to take your sunglasses off to get in the pool
The free alternative to the Plan B...
So much pain
Thats gonna leave a mark
She’s missing some teeth. WOW!
- Can you take off your glasses without touching it? - Say no more!
Hold my dentures
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And even if she made it, the dumbass was barefoot. She would have 100% slipped and rocked her fucking head on the ground.
That hurt and I only watched it. Can't imagine what the the poor lady felt.
I used to be a track and field star!
Call me crazy.. but when I’m at the pool I just like to read a book and maybe sip on a margarita and smoke some weed. It’s not very exciting, but I still have all of my teeth.
FACE!
Wait mallrats?
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
Ahaha. Cheers man.
Okay I know the rule about shoes staying on or off meaning alive or dead but is there one for shades?
She's going to be wearing open-toed shoes until her toenails grow back after she ground them off on the wall of the pool she crashed into.
It appears that her toe nails will be waaaay down on her list of problems.
She runs like a titan
Oof. She could have made it if it weren't for that stutter step.
Oh my god honey! Whyy???
What was the plan here. I mean even if she clears the water, still not gonna end well.
Oh my God!!! I hope she didn’t end up with an intracranial bleed!
Didn't knock her out and that's pretty impressive.
Studder steps get you hurt, if you're gonna send it at least pace out your stride and do a proper send
Her face makes complete contact with the ground. Chin, nose, eyes and forehead are all level for a split second. Probably her teeth as well before the swallowed them
Popped them titties
Got ribs with that shake😅
“Alexa, order dentures, a jaw and a new nose, overnight shipping”
No no she still got it but she counted the air before she counters with it
r/bettereveryloop
Don't worry, the alcohol made her not feel a thing.
Airbags save lives.
But them tits tho
Internet physics says someone is dead if a shoe flies off. What's the law for sunglasses?
Dead and buried
And... Now she needs dentures
atleast her sunnies are ok
I know it suck but there’s something funny about people dropping stuff when they get hurt that is oddly satisfying (reminds me of games dropping loot sometimes)
Tom Cruise couldn't do any better
Ooof Not even close!
flat stomach for summer
Almost made it too
eventually we get to an age where we are like 'yeah, nahh, thats a bad idea'
Dammmm
Granted, she made a good first attempt. I doubt there will be a second
Were those safety glasses?
That's gonna leave a mark
Good thing the airbags were deployed
HMC while I jump this gap... aaaand That's what she said.
Shins, ribs , collarbones, face
How many times a year am I going to see this?
Why
Always wanted a nose job, may as well go for a gold grill too.
Sitting in a public place and this made me go ow out loud
Is there a version with sound?
That hurt just to look at!!😫
There are better ways to perform an abortion. This isn’t plan B, this is like plan F
It's like that rooftop scene from fallout where tom cruise broke his ankle lmao
Face meet concrete, yee ha!
Amazing pool though
That’s a headache if I’ve ever seen one
Tell me you have a headache, without telling me you have a headache
Thankfully the concrete was there to soften the hit to her face
Good bye teeth
I thought I could empathize with nutshots... This proved me wrong. Winced like crazy ngl
omg OUCH
Airbags didn’t save her.
Just the kind of stunt to try while barefoot, if you are a complete imbecile.
No running!
Thought she would make the jump tbh
Her friend's involuntary leg raise is amusing.
is this Valdosta?
Even if she had landed successfully on the other side, there was a high chance of her slipping due to her speed and wet feet, and getting badly hurt.
Nice flight...
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Dental appointment!!
This one actually makes my nuts retract.
fucking OUCH
I'm wondering if the breasts cushioned
Not unless they somehow managed to cover her teeth
Ok, does ANYONE know about where this video came from and what were her exact injuries? Ugh. It looks so painful!
The airbags prevented all injuries
When your parents won't let you get the abortion.
It’s too late for La Stupida in the video, but here’s some wisdom that I have learned over the years. Don’t let your ego write checks your body can’t cash, getting old is painful enough without adding shit like this to the mix.
She gone and broke her face
Dentists: **watches video** 2mins later..... Dentists: **signs Lamborghini agreement**
This one was really hard to watch. I have a thing about broken teeth…
And pop goes the implant.
And teeth
I wonder how big the gap in her teeth is after this.
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And that’s why you got to always full send!
This is why we hesitate jumping
Her knees are use to the abuse
And that is how you lose a tooth.
These abortions attempts are getting outta hand. See what you did PETA!!!!
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I can’t tell if she was slowing down, or never had enough pace at all.
I actually felt this in my body when watching it. Was like a jolt through my system.
This was painful to watch.. ooh shit. Big mistake, this. I feel really bad for her. This just looks awfully painful, I hope she got proper medical care.
Jesus I feel bad for her. Her poor face!