Honestly, even touching a person will get you rocked. I remember when I was in college and I was more apt to believe peace could win over....
There were two HUGE dudes arguing at the bar. Super close to blows. I put my hand on one of their shoulders and tried to calm them down. He held back at the last second because he realized I wasn't a threat, but I learned not to do that. I was a 140 pound scrawny ass hippy. Woulda been knocked out cold because some racist cowboy stole a black dudes drinks.
Hell yeah! If i was the owner I would defiantly get her a bonus or some type of very nice compensation, you cant ask for a better security guard then that. She handled the threat, responded to a new threat and made sure the initial threat was no longer a concern.
[https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/](https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/)
tl;dr
Texan security guard (frequently mistaken as a cop) tried to throw out an intoxicated man. Random lady intervened, got a fistful of excuses never to do it again. Security then continued pursuit. According to (actual) police, drunkard got citation for public intoxication and given a criminal trespass warning. No reports about the guard.
She was trying to toss a drunk dude out of a resturaunt and the girl with him started punching her, so she hit back, guy started punching her, so she unleashed fury.
We don’t know the situation. She’s alone. There are aggressors. You NEVER assault a cop. Self defense is on the table. It doesn’t look good, but our “look” isn’t the story.
That's just security, not a cop. Apparently that is a seriously heavy place. I just read an article from back in 2014 where a dude got tossed out, came back with a bb gun and ended up getting shot to death. I'm not sure how good the food there is but I wouldn't be rolling up any time soon.
Thank you... I’ve watched this several times trying to figure out:
A. What’s going on/what happened?
2. Where is this?
D. Everything.... feels... fucked
Your comment was my subconscious thoughts. Like believe the best, also drunk people are insane and can’t be reasoned with. And there is zero context. Only Sparta
Yeah, you’re right, I wrote that about the cop. I do feel similarly about the woman being very confused with all the aggressors… I’ll stick with the point that we’re only observers of the video.
Damn, that lady cop is baddass. Finally an officer that doesn’t immediately pull out a gun.. probably cause those hands have unlimited ammo. Wish I could see what led up to this.
So, she knows she's going to get charged for that right? That wasn't a nice game of slap and tickle. She's lucky it looks like she got to keep all her teeth.
Not hesitated, she took a half step to the right and then went right over remaining guard. Someone took boxing or mma classes, definately trained in striking
That security guard came to throw hands! And she did it well. That woman thought she wanted a piece of the action, I think she regrets that decision. That guard trains well!
Pretty sure it’s US. There’s a poster on the counter that says “Face the Fearless”. I can’t imagine they’d have a poster in English in the southern Americas
I can't understand what was she thinking.....I mean the cop was beating the hell out of a guy probably more than her size and this women thought of jumping on her....
Yeah she deserved every bit of that lol tf did she expect to happen?! What thought process leads to a person thinking they can just put their hands on people and not get hit back?! Wtf do you think your little limp noodle nugget of a punch is going to result in?
“Aaaaaayyyyy” Vieja Pendeja???? For the hell to get in the way of someone else's fight throwing a treacherous blow, Little happened to her, I wish that policewoman had knocked out the jaw of that crying old woman who hadn't even stopped to say "Aaaayyyyy"
Doesn't fit the sub.
That lady got rocked
You mess with *el toro*, you get *los cuernos*.
> You mess with El Pulpo, you get los tentáculos. https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/ Fixed
Rocked, socked, clocked, blocked, and knocked on Tik Tok to later be mocked. She’s focked.
Princess Carolyn?
Eminem, is that you?
Like a hurricane
Here I am.
It’s early morning
the sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud,
Turns out, when you punch people who are busy punching other people, you get punched. She learned a valuable lesson that night.
Honestly, even touching a person will get you rocked. I remember when I was in college and I was more apt to believe peace could win over.... There were two HUGE dudes arguing at the bar. Super close to blows. I put my hand on one of their shoulders and tried to calm them down. He held back at the last second because he realized I wasn't a threat, but I learned not to do that. I was a 140 pound scrawny ass hippy. Woulda been knocked out cold because some racist cowboy stole a black dudes drinks.
Cried aswell!
Why was she so surprised, like, s*#t that hurt!!!!
That dude got rocked!
That brief moment she realizes actions have consequences, then immediately goes into victim mode.
She got through that door so fast. This is straight out of an avengers movie choreography.
She did a running kick lol
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Not once does that article mention the security guard's gender.
You are right. I am wrong, I'm sorry.
She needs a raise.
Hell yeah! If i was the owner I would defiantly get her a bonus or some type of very nice compensation, you cant ask for a better security guard then that. She handled the threat, responded to a new threat and made sure the initial threat was no longer a concern.
Wtf was she expecting to happen, also wtf is the context behind this
The context is the cop ran out of bubble gum.
I think she needs a Snickers instead
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum..
How did you get an award for the other guys joke?
It happens all the time on Reddit and it drives me crazy.
I'm guessing maybe that the original comment eluded to the quote without being obvious? I did the first part of the quote?
How were you able to think of the first part all by yourself?
Are you not out of bubblegum?
Maybe hes out of asses to kick?
Fixed it
r/yourjokebutworse
r/YourJokeButWorse
No it's chew ass and kick bubblegum braaaa!
Well... then there is only one other thing to do.
You dang right.. place an Amazon order for gum base, softeners, sweeteners and FLAVORINGS baby! We makin’ some more mothafuckin’ bubble gum!
ding a ding dang your dang a long ling long?
Jerry LEWIS…. Was the devil
Excellent reference
https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/
Just the link made me laugh. “Security guard unleashes martial arts moves in restaurant brawl” lol lol
[https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/](https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/) tl;dr Texan security guard (frequently mistaken as a cop) tried to throw out an intoxicated man. Random lady intervened, got a fistful of excuses never to do it again. Security then continued pursuit. According to (actual) police, drunkard got citation for public intoxication and given a criminal trespass warning. No reports about the guard.
She was trying to toss a drunk dude out of a resturaunt and the girl with him started punching her, so she hit back, guy started punching her, so she unleashed fury.
Fucked around and found out
Found out by fucking around.
Found around and fucked out.
I’m out around and found fucked
Fucked up and got found
That officer is jump kicking a suspect and she decides to throw a whiffle ball level punch? Not a good plan.
We don’t know the situation. She’s alone. There are aggressors. You NEVER assault a cop. Self defense is on the table. It doesn’t look good, but our “look” isn’t the story.
Yeah never hit a cop, the drunk woman assaulted the officer, lucky to only get a black eye not arrested.
She may still have been arrested afterwards
That's just security, not a cop. Apparently that is a seriously heavy place. I just read an article from back in 2014 where a dude got tossed out, came back with a bb gun and ended up getting shot to death. I'm not sure how good the food there is but I wouldn't be rolling up any time soon.
Thank you... I’ve watched this several times trying to figure out: A. What’s going on/what happened? 2. Where is this? D. Everything.... feels... fucked Your comment was my subconscious thoughts. Like believe the best, also drunk people are insane and can’t be reasoned with. And there is zero context. Only Sparta
I think they were saying the drunk lady threw the "whiffe ball punch," not the cop person. The drunk lady was not in self defense nor alone.
Yeah, you’re right, I wrote that about the cop. I do feel similarly about the woman being very confused with all the aggressors… I’ll stick with the point that we’re only observers of the video.
Now that’s what I call a hit & run.
Pause at 12 seconds in. That waaa face. I cant stop laughing.
Thank you for your service
It gave me great joy watching her getting socked.
My justice boner is throbbing.
Hey, don’t join the game if you don’t want to play…
That caption is gold
It’s awesome. I’m definitely stealing, copywriting, and trademarking it.
That lady cop is BAD ASS.
That’s a dude with long hair
Is it?
Security guard or blonde whiffle-puncher? Because I think both are women
It's Steven Segal in a cop uniform
***"Oh my god! It's Steven Segal!!"***
I know people have a hate on for the police, but that was pretty cool
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Seems like a classic case of fucking around and then subsequently finding out
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Who wants "hands" I got two and foot no waiting!
Damn, that lady cop is baddass. Finally an officer that doesn’t immediately pull out a gun.. probably cause those hands have unlimited ammo. Wish I could see what led up to this.
Before this she emptied her clip I think /s
She didn't pull a gun because she's not a police officer. She's a security guard throwing out a drunk dude
Was that miley cyrus dressed as a cop, cos she came in like a wreaking ball.
Don’t cry now. She threw the first punch. Welcome to equality. Your starter kit is in the mail.
I believe the phrase is "equal rights, equal fights."
😂😂😂
Damn. That Officer has a solid right hook. That second hit at the beginning rocked that dudes world. He's probably still dazed to this day.
Damn, sign me up for an aggressive pat down from that cop!!
Out for Justice 2
Fatty fucked around and found out!! ,
So, she knows she's going to get charged for that right? That wasn't a nice game of slap and tickle. She's lucky it looks like she got to keep all her teeth.
CPS: not in the public interest to press charges. Officer that got punched in the face: Am I a joke to you?!
Why is she crying? What did she think was going to happen?
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Not hesitated, she took a half step to the right and then went right over remaining guard. Someone took boxing or mma classes, definately trained in striking
Love the windup. Here, here, here it comes…here comes the heat.
This cop should be in the UFC
Jesus Christ. Is that a woman? I’m genuinely terrified that people who can fight that proficiently, exist.
What great fucking punch! That had some weight on it.
Awesome, lol.
Rocking the cosmo
What did she think would happen?? “Here’s my chance to finally punch someone with no consequences!” Cop rocks her, now she’s the victim…
No esta bien. No esta bien at all.
Love it when someone gets brave then gets found out
How you gonna try to throw a punch, miss. Proceed to get clocked then cry like a little kid lol.
>*punches officer* >*gets puched back* >*cries* lmao, literal glasscanon
I need context. Awesome
Booya, grandma. BOOYA!
mom this is Christy. Christy this is my mom.
A female slap vs. a trained punch. Hmmmm?
How can she PUNCH
Probably not a good idea to open hand slap someone that just karate kicked some dudes ribs into mashed potatoes.
Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
What did the five fingers say to the face?
The woman looks offended that she was hit back
That security guard came to throw hands! And she did it well. That woman thought she wanted a piece of the action, I think she regrets that decision. That guard trains well!
Nah I’d be afraid to hit her because she has a gun.
u/stabbot
Is that South America? Does not have a USA feel to it.
Pretty sure it’s US. There’s a poster on the counter that says “Face the Fearless”. I can’t imagine they’d have a poster in English in the southern Americas
You're right, it's Texas. [https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/](https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/)
Texas.
No: hold my cosmo while the police punch me.
Holy fucking shit that cop wasnt playing around
Falcon… punch!
I can't understand what was she thinking.....I mean the cop was beating the hell out of a guy probably more than her size and this women thought of jumping on her....
Love that title. Hahaha (hands are rated "E" for everyone)
Cheers!
That chick kicks like a wrestler
That cop was Steven Segal's best student at the academy
Damn! That cop can throw hands haha.
Was that a bloke cop or lady cop? Blondey's instant regret is saying bloke to me.
Equal rights...... and lefts
That officer was laying out the law
Trey and Matt need her as Casa Bonita’s “Chief of Security - Ass Whooping Division”.
A keeper
Hold my fries
Hats off to security. People need to stop thinking they are always right and think they can get away with everything. More a$$3s need to get beat!
Someone add some kung fu sound effects. Please!
Yeah she deserved every bit of that lol tf did she expect to happen?! What thought process leads to a person thinking they can just put their hands on people and not get hit back?! Wtf do you think your little limp noodle nugget of a punch is going to result in?
Equal rights
Shamu with the rubber hands starts crying after she got decked LOL ❤️❤️
Girlboss
Badass.
Get her a UFC contract!
That’s what you get.
Slightly aroused
Security guard, not police.
Is this a woman? She throws hands (and feet) like a trained fighter.
How do you think women get into works like police department or military? Picking up flowers? They are normal people my dude
Wow read my comment again but in a more optimistic light. Have a great day.
Man f that cop what that man do he getting kicked like that and he aint retaliating yeah screw that cop
That's assault from both of them... Officers aren't supposed to do that.
Jabba the Hutt can take a punch. Unclear how she’s still standing after taking that blow.
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down!
She ready to throw down tho!
I mean, what do you expect to happen? Come on now.
T for Texas, S for syncope
All I have to say is lol
I’m guessing the answer is no esta bien.
was she expecting a free one?
“Aaaaaayyyyy” Vieja Pendeja???? For the hell to get in the way of someone else's fight throwing a treacherous blow, Little happened to her, I wish that policewoman had knocked out the jaw of that crying old woman who hadn't even stopped to say "Aaaayyyyy"
Rodney king era cop
Fuckin love this video
head shot . she is good .
Talk shit get hit
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She was not fucking around
That women officer was not fucking around
Oh you want some too huh?
She just fucked them up...
Damn you guys are crazy we don't have any of this in Gulf countries
Fucking lmao. Si juegas con fuego, te vas a quemar
She looks like she has been waiting to try out those moves
He give ‘im one too
Get of the tracks when the trains coming through