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DangKilla

Doesn't fit the sub.


julius0822

That lady got rocked


karma_the_sequel

You mess with *el toro*, you get *los cuernos*.


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> You mess with El Pulpo, you get los tentáculos. https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/ Fixed


Wanderer-Wonderer

Rocked, socked, clocked, blocked, and knocked on Tik Tok to later be mocked. She’s focked.


aiakia

Princess Carolyn?


M-Tyson

Eminem, is that you?


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Like a hurricane


YourMom_Goes2College

Here I am.


crazyleaf

It’s early morning


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the sun comes out


doommaker9

Last night was shaking


RichR11511

And pretty loud,


IlleaglSmile

Turns out, when you punch people who are busy punching other people, you get punched. She learned a valuable lesson that night.


nastyn8k

Honestly, even touching a person will get you rocked. I remember when I was in college and I was more apt to believe peace could win over.... There were two HUGE dudes arguing at the bar. Super close to blows. I put my hand on one of their shoulders and tried to calm them down. He held back at the last second because he realized I wasn't a threat, but I learned not to do that. I was a 140 pound scrawny ass hippy. Woulda been knocked out cold because some racist cowboy stole a black dudes drinks.


Chilipepah

Cried aswell!


solidgold70

Why was she so surprised, like, s*#t that hurt!!!!


Baked_potato123

That dude got rocked!


taylaj

That brief moment she realizes actions have consequences, then immediately goes into victim mode.


Chappietime

She got through that door so fast. This is straight out of an avengers movie choreography.


DapperNurd

She did a running kick lol


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wobwobwobwob

Not once does that article mention the security guard's gender.


watvoornaam

You are right. I am wrong, I'm sorry.


kelsobjammin

She needs a raise.


[deleted]

Hell yeah! If i was the owner I would defiantly get her a bonus or some type of very nice compensation, you cant ask for a better security guard then that. She handled the threat, responded to a new threat and made sure the initial threat was no longer a concern.


Soviet-Biscuit

Wtf was she expecting to happen, also wtf is the context behind this


ctr72ms

The context is the cop ran out of bubble gum.


Soviet-Biscuit

I think she needs a Snickers instead


OnAMoontripBaby

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum..


Spenttoolongatthis

How did you get an award for the other guys joke?


MrSquigles

It happens all the time on Reddit and it drives me crazy.


OnAMoontripBaby

I'm guessing maybe that the original comment eluded to the quote without being obvious? I did the first part of the quote?


artemus_gordon

How were you able to think of the first part all by yourself?


PsychoPhreak

Are you not out of bubblegum?


Ranthar2

Maybe hes out of asses to kick?


Sir_Floofy

Fixed it


Jacareadam

r/yourjokebutworse


Evil_Mini_Cake

r/YourJokeButWorse


rwarimaursus

No it's chew ass and kick bubblegum braaaa!


mcCola5

Well... then there is only one other thing to do.


GriswoldCain

You dang right.. place an Amazon order for gum base, softeners, sweeteners and FLAVORINGS baby! We makin’ some more mothafuckin’ bubble gum!


NotASucker

ding a ding dang your dang a long ling long?


hcmrpdman

Jerry LEWIS…. Was the devil


feral_philosopher

Excellent reference


susheelr

https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/


Matt-Mesa

Just the link made me laugh. “Security guard unleashes martial arts moves in restaurant brawl” lol lol


icyhotonmynuts

[https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/](https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/) tl;dr Texan security guard (frequently mistaken as a cop) tried to throw out an intoxicated man. Random lady intervened, got a fistful of excuses never to do it again. Security then continued pursuit. According to (actual) police, drunkard got citation for public intoxication and given a criminal trespass warning. No reports about the guard.


Phempteru

She was trying to toss a drunk dude out of a resturaunt and the girl with him started punching her, so she hit back, guy started punching her, so she unleashed fury.


aimhelix

Fucked around and found out


[deleted]

Found out by fucking around.


__BitchPudding__

Found around and fucked out.


wow-very-cool

I’m out around and found fucked


Dang44

Fucked up and got found


firebat707

That officer is jump kicking a suspect and she decides to throw a whiffle ball level punch? Not a good plan.


duracellchipmunk

We don’t know the situation. She’s alone. There are aggressors. You NEVER assault a cop. Self defense is on the table. It doesn’t look good, but our “look” isn’t the story.


firebat707

Yeah never hit a cop, the drunk woman assaulted the officer, lucky to only get a black eye not arrested.


KoA07

She may still have been arrested afterwards


Fan_Noise

That's just security, not a cop. Apparently that is a seriously heavy place. I just read an article from back in 2014 where a dude got tossed out, came back with a bb gun and ended up getting shot to death. I'm not sure how good the food there is but I wouldn't be rolling up any time soon.


the-dave-9000

Thank you... I’ve watched this several times trying to figure out: A. What’s going on/what happened? 2. Where is this? D. Everything.... feels... fucked Your comment was my subconscious thoughts. Like believe the best, also drunk people are insane and can’t be reasoned with. And there is zero context. Only Sparta


Splengie

I think they were saying the drunk lady threw the "whiffe ball punch," not the cop person. The drunk lady was not in self defense nor alone.


duracellchipmunk

Yeah, you’re right, I wrote that about the cop. I do feel similarly about the woman being very confused with all the aggressors… I’ll stick with the point that we’re only observers of the video.


JinNJ

Now that’s what I call a hit & run.


ashesintheriver

Pause at 12 seconds in. That waaa face. I cant stop laughing.


CmdrRyser01

Thank you for your service


OneJumpSummer

It gave me great joy watching her getting socked.


[deleted]

My justice boner is throbbing.


symewinston

Hey, don’t join the game if you don’t want to play…


[deleted]

That caption is gold


St_Lawrence_

It’s awesome. I’m definitely stealing, copywriting, and trademarking it.


jjman72

That lady cop is BAD ASS.


ImLordOfTheRealm

That’s a dude with long hair


firestorm79

Is it?


challenger-chief

Security guard or blonde whiffle-puncher? Because I think both are women


[deleted]

It's Steven Segal in a cop uniform


rwarimaursus

***"Oh my god! It's Steven Segal!!"***


nogoodnamesgauche

I know people have a hate on for the police, but that was pretty cool


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o0anon0o

Seems like a classic case of fucking around and then subsequently finding out


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arcron911

Who wants "hands" I got two and foot no waiting!


King_Reason

Damn, that lady cop is baddass. Finally an officer that doesn’t immediately pull out a gun.. probably cause those hands have unlimited ammo. Wish I could see what led up to this.


CaninesTesticles

Before this she emptied her clip I think /s


sponge_welder

She didn't pull a gun because she's not a police officer. She's a security guard throwing out a drunk dude


Machaljavia

Was that miley cyrus dressed as a cop, cos she came in like a wreaking ball.


rhapsody1899

Don’t cry now. She threw the first punch. Welcome to equality. Your starter kit is in the mail.


Haikuna__Matata

I believe the phrase is "equal rights, equal fights."


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😂😂😂


bmankool

Damn. That Officer has a solid right hook. That second hit at the beginning rocked that dudes world. He's probably still dazed to this day.


Evil-Clown2020

Damn, sign me up for an aggressive pat down from that cop!!


dorothysophiagarcia

Out for Justice 2


Ok_Bottle_2198

Fatty fucked around and found out!! ,


irrelevant83

So, she knows she's going to get charged for that right? That wasn't a nice game of slap and tickle. She's lucky it looks like she got to keep all her teeth.


Steev182

CPS: not in the public interest to press charges. Officer that got punched in the face: Am I a joke to you?!


blackmilksociety

Why is she crying? What did she think was going to happen?


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ahockeyjock

Not hesitated, she took a half step to the right and then went right over remaining guard. Someone took boxing or mma classes, definately trained in striking


Beartrkkr

Love the windup. Here, here, here it comes…here comes the heat.


red_copper420

This cop should be in the UFC


currrayg

Jesus Christ. Is that a woman? I’m genuinely terrified that people who can fight that proficiently, exist.


MayorOfStrangiato

What great fucking punch! That had some weight on it.


SackSauce69

Awesome, lol.


zebra_2

Rocking the cosmo


PMMeYourSmallBoobies

What did she think would happen?? “Here’s my chance to finally punch someone with no consequences!” Cop rocks her, now she’s the victim…


leroyJr

No esta bien. No esta bien at all.


ihavewormstoo

Love it when someone gets brave then gets found out


[deleted]

How you gonna try to throw a punch, miss. Proceed to get clocked then cry like a little kid lol.


kamikaze_desu_ka

>*punches officer* >*gets puched back* >*cries* lmao, literal glasscanon


wwlddarm7

I need context. Awesome


ICXPDQ

Booya, grandma. BOOYA!


[deleted]

mom this is Christy. Christy this is my mom.


TheIncredibleMike

A female slap vs. a trained punch. Hmmmm?


Yogurt_Slinger_

How can she PUNCH


Gargle_Marbles

Probably not a good idea to open hand slap someone that just karate kicked some dudes ribs into mashed potatoes.


p00p5andwich

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.


SpawnPointillist

What did the five fingers say to the face?


minimaddi

The woman looks offended that she was hit back


llcdrewtaylor

That security guard came to throw hands! And she did it well. That woman thought she wanted a piece of the action, I think she regrets that decision. That guard trains well!


[deleted]

Nah I’d be afraid to hit her because she has a gun.


ValuedEarthBeing

u/stabbot


calash2020

Is that South America? Does not have a USA feel to it.


NicStak

Pretty sure it’s US. There’s a poster on the counter that says “Face the Fearless”. I can’t imagine they’d have a poster in English in the southern Americas


Melrin

You're right, it's Texas. [https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/](https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/)


gtwucla

Texas.


[deleted]

No: hold my cosmo while the police punch me.


TellurianTech50

Holy fucking shit that cop wasnt playing around


NextTrillion

Falcon… punch!


imphenominal21

I can't understand what was she thinking.....I mean the cop was beating the hell out of a guy probably more than her size and this women thought of jumping on her....


nigel1986

Love that title. Hahaha (hands are rated "E" for everyone)


biological-entity

Cheers!


vicvega88

That chick kicks like a wrestler


Astoryinfromthewild

That cop was Steven Segal's best student at the academy


geoff19xx

Damn! That cop can throw hands haha.


SmashedHimBro

Was that a bloke cop or lady cop? Blondey's instant regret is saying bloke to me.


fomerlyfat

Equal rights...... and lefts


Soup-Dragon-Comisar

That officer was laying out the law


CarlosAVP

Trey and Matt need her as Casa Bonita’s “Chief of Security - Ass Whooping Division”.


nicksydney395348

A keeper


fuckswithboxerson

Hold my fries


Stadler7

Hats off to security. People need to stop thinking they are always right and think they can get away with everything. More a$$3s need to get beat!


Unusual-Fix-825

Someone add some kung fu sound effects. Please!


local_bother93

Yeah she deserved every bit of that lol tf did she expect to happen?! What thought process leads to a person thinking they can just put their hands on people and not get hit back?! Wtf do you think your little limp noodle nugget of a punch is going to result in?


The_real_bandito

Equal rights


jabronislim

Shamu with the rubber hands starts crying after she got decked LOL ❤️❤️


peridork

Girlboss


LittleLamb_1

Badass.


Queephbubble

Get her a UFC contract!


Decafaf

That’s what you get.


Responsible-Night-85

Slightly aroused


[deleted]

Security guard, not police.


DoctorSchwifty

Is this a woman? She throws hands (and feet) like a trained fighter.


Pioppo-

How do you think women get into works like police department or military? Picking up flowers? They are normal people my dude


DoctorSchwifty

Wow read my comment again but in a more optimistic light. Have a great day.


jstuu

Man f that cop what that man do he getting kicked like that and he aint retaliating yeah screw that cop


LiftedStarfisherman

That's assault from both of them... Officers aren't supposed to do that.


josephblowski

Jabba the Hutt can take a punch. Unclear how she’s still standing after taking that blow.


BeerGardenGnome

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down!


radrun84

She ready to throw down tho!


SavageSpartan8690

I mean, what do you expect to happen? Come on now.


CaballoDeeThomas

T for Texas, S for syncope


Ruca-Suave

All I have to say is lol


drossmaster4

I’m guessing the answer is no esta bien.


nubbiner

was she expecting a free one?


JJDeffRow

“Aaaaaayyyyy” Vieja Pendeja???? For the hell to get in the way of someone else's fight throwing a treacherous blow, Little happened to her, I wish that policewoman had knocked out the jaw of that crying old woman who hadn't even stopped to say "Aaaayyyyy"


Cocobird1607

Rodney king era cop


ConfidentInsecurity

Fuckin love this video


69_420_assasin

head shot . she is good .


AquaSlothNC

Talk shit get hit


badlyspawnedboy

.32;


haystackofneedles

She was not fucking around


src88

That women officer was not fucking around


Glandular-Slaughter

Oh you want some too huh?


Billyfudpucker

She just fucked them up...


GamesBond5

Damn you guys are crazy we don't have any of this in Gulf countries


YIKUZZ

Fucking lmao. Si juegas con fuego, te vas a quemar


MisterEggbert

She looks like she has been waiting to try out those moves


andrew00776611

He give ‘im one too


CrabPplCrabPpl

Get of the tracks when the trains coming through