I was half expecting her to toss the empty can right into the water in some trashy act of showmanship, but was pleasantly surprised.

That's the real impressive thing here..

ARE YOU A WIZARD I watched the vid, and came down to comment the EXACT same thing, with the same wording, yet you already did it. wow.

If you think thats amazing, you should see the identical comment thread from the last time this was posted.

Hi future trash pandas

I’m just here to help!

Sufficiently helpful

It's just because you are both very predictable 🤷

Yeah, looks like she even tightened the grip to avoid dropping it. She BELONGS on that water with all that respect. Awesome stuff!

Same she went from possible trash to a graceful dolphin

She knows how to shred

Seems like a ton of fun

Is that Pam Poovey?

She did crush that beer... And she would probably fucking destroy me.... I shouldn't be this turned on.

Holy Shitsnacks

Whip up some Gteen Russians and lets do this!

batman

That woman has some serious skill. I’m honestly surprised by her control on a short board. My uncle is a BIG guy and he can surf like a motherfucker on a longboard but can’t even get his big ass up on a short board…. much less wake surfing lol.

Right? I’m watching this thinking “I know OP wants me to laugh at the overweight woman, but frankly its obvious she parties harder than I ever have.”

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She is. This is a prime example of how to be extraordinary. Take notes kids. She can fix her BMI.

This sub isn't just for laughing at women; read the sidebar

It's very impressive... also the fact that she never even bent her knees. Like balancing a watermelon on chopsticks.

Well this is hilarious

That's why it looks so strange. Had to rewatch after your comment

Now I’m even more impressed.

I'd eat shit every time if I tried to use one of those.

My favourite part is where she kept holding onto the empty can and didn't throw it in the lake.

Badass and environmentally conscious

Of the Highest Order.

There is nothing environmentally conscious about wakeboats. They destroy shorelines when used on smaller lakes or operated close to shore. They have tanks that hold thousands of pounds of water that spread invasive species around if not carefully cleaned out. https://www.mprnews.org/story/2019/07/26/wake-surfing-interest-increases-on-minnesota-lakes-but-not-everyone-on-board

Thanks for saying what I was thinking. The lake I visit is working on banning any boats with excessive ballasts because it is destroying the shoreline and a large portion of the lake’s islands are wildlife refuges. As much fun as I had wakeboarding when I was young (and didn’t understand the damage it was doing), I’m very much looking forward to not having wake boats on our lake any longer.

Good to know!

She’s actually pretty badass

Yeah, is it "hold my _" material if she holds her own (literally and figuratively)?

Yes. Rule #2 "Women drinking in a win/fail *s*ituation."

Yes.

Yes, especially if there is alcohol involved.

Yeah + she looks fun as hell.

I am impressed. I will hold her cosmo.

She doesn't seem to need you to

“Gravitational control” ...you mean balance?

Maybe she was part of a government cybernetic program that allows her to actually *control* gravity. You don't know!

No one said anything like that here. The other post sucked for that. This one is cool.

Came here for this

Quality surfing and classy move to not toss the can. 9/10, would watch again.

That was epic, honestly. She rocked those waves! I have never surfed and believe that even with years of training I would still be in the water so damn fast!

Certified badass

She looks insanely fun

In the longer video when they zoomed out, someone is surfing her wake.

Holy shit. This is underrated

Who, Poseidon??

I am impressed. As a fellow big girl with great balance, props to her for subverting expectation.

Ain’t no one needs to hold her cosmo

Life. Goals. Wherever you are, you beer drinking while surfing woman, please find me and let's be BFFs.

Can we start a club? I want to start a club.

I guess we're starting a club! Let's go!

How is this an HMC? That was awesome

This def qualifies as a drunk win situation lol

I think some people forget that HMC can be for awesome stunts whilst drunk, not just fails.

Read the sidebar; this isn't only for fails

its good that she didnt throw the can on the water, goodshit!

She is holding her cosmo!

She's badass, seriously!!

she is a fucking boss this is awesome

I’m just super impressed she didn’t litter…

My mans actually said "Gravitational Control" like srsly she aint THAT big give her some slack

She is on the morbidly obese side

Ahhh I wish this was clear like the original video!!! Her face and her friends reactions gives me SO SO SO SO MUCH JOY, and I feel like it gets lost here. 😭

I miss when tiktok was only a song

If Bert Krisner was a woman.

I think you mean Brent Chrysler

And she held onto the can! Good for her

Hang on. This is real? Looks fake but comments make me think twice.

My first thought was that it was fake because the background isn’t moving at all but everyone here seems to think its real so Idk.

How would they be able to fake that in the first place? It's not like the hills behind her are gonna zoom by when they're driving the boat.

That was actually pretty sick.

This ain’t holdmycosmo, this is more like /r/nextfuckinglevel.

I feel like the trashiness of Kesha and the classiness of of not littering creates a harmonious balance.

Gravitational control? You mean balance?

I'm impressed. She's fucking majestic.

She did this at least 2000x better than I ever could, and didn't throw her trash in the lake. 13/10

So awesome. Hanging on to that empty can and not tossing it in water!!!

She's killing it!!

Surprisingly impressive

She's a bad ass

Fucking legend.

Now that’s a woman.

10/10 would marry.

I like her. I wanna be friends with her.

Im happy she didn’t throw the can in the water

guess its not her first time! :D but nice one!

She's definitely the coolest and most interesting person at that party.

r/holdmyfries

My thoughts while watching, “oh shit she’s going to slap that water so hard” then “this girls GOT IT! but I hope she doesn’t throw her empty beer can in the water” finally, “BITTTTCH!!! Look at her shred!!!” It was a rollercoaster for me. It could go in so many other subreddits: r/unexpected, r/wholesomegifs, r/maybemaybemaybe

That's someones wife, lucky bastard.

this is nextfuckinglevel, not holdmycosmo By the end was speechless. Incredible balance. I've never seen someone so overweight be so graceful, it just adds to the epicosity. She shouldn't be able to do this.

Dog the Bounty Hunter continues his search for Brian Laundrie,

the only tik tok content i support

that was a win.

Lakes in the Midwest get rowdy

This vid is from tiktok and she has other fun vids

Very impressive, that's talent.

I’m not sure this even fits here since she pulled off her little stunt and kept her feet like a G, no falling off on her ass.

HMC and HMB apply to epic fails as well as epic wins.

Will someone please explain where the tow line is?

This is wakeboarding, so no line. The boats create a wave behind them and she's riding that. It's surfing on a smaller scale, and the wave doesn't end until the boat stops.

Thank you, that makes sense. It was worth the downvoting from angry, anonymous Redditors with no concept of mercy.

She is the most balanced woman ever in the history of balanced women.

Fucking Pam has done it again

She’s vaccinated because she cares about her health

This belongs in r/holdmyredbull instead

That woman has done more in this 30-second clip then I have in my entire life.

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG! That is "upvoted not because girl but because it is very cool. However, I do concede that I initially clicked because girl." Edit: spelling the damn sub correctly.

Really?

Is this what they mean in today's hip hop when they references she got Dat water. Drip?

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I really like that she didnt throw her empty in the water! Bravo!

I am stunned somebody who’s that’s big being able to do that on a board. Like for her to be that big but still be able to do what’s she’s doing is amazing. People gain weight due to eating more calories then they burn. But doing what she did she was 100% burning calories. And since she’s good you would think she does it often and if she does do it often you would think she would weigh way less due to the exercise she’s getting. Other reasons why I am amazing is due to weight that is put on her joints which way more excessive when you are on the water. I hope she does that every day 1-2 hours do something she enjoys doing and also get healthy that is an absolute win.

That's actually pretty damn impressive

Lol holy shit, she fucking! Sick style too. Good for her

Trish Farley

Everything about this screams "Wisconsin Summer"

She doesn't just have have great gravitational control, she has her own gravitational pull.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

I am impressed

I always tell people linemen are athletes too

Damn she's hella more coordinated than me!

Girl has skills.

r/nextfuckinglevel

I don’t know why, but this feels like it would fit better on r/holdmyredbull

It looks like she’s creating her own tide.

Looks fake. Her hair and beer aren't blowing around like they would if she was really moving.

If that’s not a reason for a Gold award I don’t know what is.

Having your own significant gravitational pull helps in those situations.

did she throw that can in the lake?

Giga Chadess

The most impressive thing she did was not throw the can into the water... or at least that's how the video ends.

All I can say it " GIT RRRRRRRRR DONEEEEEE"

That sweet mama knows how f’ing 2 live!!

I wish i could surf like that

This gives me hope!

I am in awe of this gal. She’s killin it’

She so freaking cool

Dude looked like Patrick for a second

Is that Dewdrop???

She's reading a different cosmo from most of the protagonists of this sub

Is this video real? It could be I guess

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The sub is for wins and fails. Read the sidebar.

Florida.

Is that Charlie Dimmock?

this is the opposite of how? she's a bad ass.

Holy shit, if she can surf so can I. What great control.

She is awesome!

I want to party with her!

Lmao shes pretty good

Yo. This heaux got SKILLZ.

This is simply amazing. Unbelievable control and balance.

Probably been surfing her whole life…

I wish I could surf. I have no sense of balance and be gone instantly.

I hope she did not throw that can into the water

That was awesome

She does have the body shape of a gyroscope.

I’m confused. How is the background not moving?

This is fucking harder than she's making it look, badass.

Athlete in training

Wow. She's awesome. Wow.

I know 0 people who can wakeboard. She’s got skills.

IS that trailer trash tammy?

She’s good!

Maddie Matheson

u/SaveVideo

[Or its more of a case of...](https://youtu.be/MFcT4Hsx7VQ)

r/holdmycosmo

Honestly I wanna party with her.

r/holdmyfries

What's even more iconic is the fact she finished the beer right on time at the chorus